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basil--and--sage · 9 days ago

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Reshirement AU, in which Thorin and Bilbo decide to get married and celebrate their stag nights following their respective cultural traditions.

Thorin sits with his family and friends in Bag End and gets his hair braided and himself pampered, while they talk about his hopes and dreams for his upcoming marriage. He blushes frequently.

In the meantime, Bilbo gets cheered on by about 60 of his relatives, while he does a keg stand.

#the hobbit #bagginshield #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #bilbo #thorin #bofur is the only dwarf present at bilbo's bachelor party and is completely bewildered #then he nearly crushes two of bilbo's aunts while attempting a keg stand of his own #everybody keeps cheering #hobbits are very proper until they start partying #in the meantime thorin sits between his nephews and gets misty-eyed talking about the wedding while his sister does his hair for him #all the dwarves are sobbing and talking about their romantic hopes #it's very sweet #tho not for bofur who tries to keep bilbo from getting alcohol poisoning #my stuff #headcanons #shitpost

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coffinpal · 2 years ago

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"Aww, are the fishes not bitin' today? Bless yer heart."

"Don't yall worry 'bout it none! I can catch more than Donnie!! I'm gon' use mah fancy portal magic ta' bring themm fishie here!"

"NOOO!"

:,) i made a hillbilly rise au

I just started recently doodling this between working on redline episode 2. not sure what to name it yet, but I'm open to suggestions.

my only ideas for this so far:

they live somewhere in the Appalachian mountains so they are hillbillies

they have a farm

splinter used to be a country music singer and he was mutated by draxum when he was on tour in New York.

they live near a small town and no one cares that they're green, i think I might give them jobs around town

donnie is the only turtle with a vehicle, a truck. the others bum rides off him.

They still have their mystic powers it's just altered a bit:

raph still has his giant projection which is a big help around the farm

mikey still has the mystic hands

leo can teleport he just doesnt have swords, he can use any object like a wand to open a portal

donnie can create tools like in the little comic up there he made his fishing rod

this is all concept rn ig

This is a silly au idea but i really love drawing nature scenes and this is how im gonna do it >:)

#tmnt #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #save rise of the tmnt #unpause rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt au #rise of the tmnt au #my art #i nearly gave them all hair #send me name suggestions or something lmao #half shitpost #i love my country boys #rise hillbilly au #rottmnt hillbilly au

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booyaksha · 2 years ago

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mikey on a spring rider listening to fly me to the moon

#rottmnt #mikey rottmnt #shitpost #i spent nearly all morning on this stupid thing

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arlesposting · 27 days ago

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making little designs for the probes (+ hubble :3) at the moment but since art takes time and i need to deal with my impatience to share all my stuff immediately after it's done y'all can have another little dialogue shitpost for fun :D

inspired by...

#17776 #17776 football #17776 fans 𝓱𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓮 𝓾𝓹...#20020 #20020 football #20020 fans 𝓱𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓮 𝓾𝓹...#peepaw juice #if y'all like these then i'll do more #i think if juice ever went to a golden corral #he'd reserve one of those long dining tables in the center of the eating area #just all to himself #and all he goes there for is to eat the soups and ice cream #he puts them together and nearly gets himself kicked out for spilling it on the carpet #what football will look like in the future #shitpost #dialogue #lol

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sulphur-and-honey · 3 months ago

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who is reece shearsmiths most pathetic wet cat character and why is it benjamin denton

#league of gentlemen #inside no 9 #reece shearsmith #benjamin denton #shitpost #or is it a poll /j #fr though I feel SO bad for him nearly all reece charcaters have a little bit of evil edge to them #and then there’s just. him.

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poscariastri · 1 year ago

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oscar piastri as silly cats. here u go

bonus checo and max :3

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enviousbug2 · 6 months ago

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I worked on this so fast omg

#look at this pocket watch #watch it swing very slowly #you will ignore all the mistakes made #and it took nearly 3 hours to get everything done I'm so #I doubt mhin could ever hurt kuras but the idea took hold of my body so fast I had no choice #mhin #kuras #touchstarved #touchstarved shitposting #touchstarved meme

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happypeachsludgeflower · 8 months ago

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Gotta say, of all the protagonists in mxtx books, shen yuan is the most relatable. Why? I too would read an absolutely god awful trash terrible webnovel for the sole person of bitching about it.

#no you don’t understand I do that all the time #i don’t usually write reviews to fics unless I have something really nice to say #i just bitch at my friends about the terribleness I find #and sometimes I’ll make a post about a particularly funny bad one #but I respect shen yuan’s dedication to letting airplane bro know he’s a sellout #I appreciate shen yuan’s feral behavior so much he’s my role model #like yea Wei Wuxian is a Mood ™#as is Xie Lian just for different reasons #but neither are nearly as ridiculous as shen yuan #he’s literally a rich boy with too much time on his hands and no life besides reading trash novels and complaining about it #shen yuan #svsss shen qingqiu #shen qingqiu #mxtx svsss #svsss #svsss shitpost #mxtx novels #mxtx #mxtx fandom #mxtx hell #scumbag system #scumbag villain #scumbag self saving system #svsss shen yuan #pidw

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rawliverandgoronspice · 8 months ago

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Dumb Poll Time!!

#thoughts #tloz #shitpost #remember: those qualities are what what you most believe in deep down!! not what you feel inherently most qualified for!!#ganondorf didn't have nearly as much power as other people in hyrule when he did his coup! zelda's wisdom condemned them all!#etc #deeply torn between courage and power personally

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da-birb-writes-sometimes · 1 year ago

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In light of Father's Day...

Yuu: Happy Father's Day *hands Crowley an envelope*

Crowley: Oh, Prefect! You see me as a father-figure and got me a gift! You shouldn't have- *opens the envelope and stares at it* This is a restraining order?! AND YOU'RE SUING ME?!

Yuu: Exactly, see you in court, bitch.

. . . meanwhile . . .

Crewel: I got those adoption papers you handed in with your last exam.

Yuu: And? *hopeful look*

Crewel: Welcome to the family. *small smile* Also, how did Crowley take the restraining papers and the su-

Crowley: *loud sobbing in the distance*

Crewel: Nevermind then-

#twst #twisted wonderland #dire crowley #divus crewel #twst yuu #twst shitpost #i want to hand crowley a damn restraining order and sue him for all the bs he pulls #bonus; azul's stepdad is your lawyer [yes i know he's a divorce lawyer but let me have this]#the best dad of twst award goes to trein though [sorry lilia you nearly dropped silver way too often as a kid]#breaking news; dire crowley headmage of night raven college was sued for child endangerment get the full scoop at [redacted]!#i honestly forget about father's day every year but i guess i can give people this #twst drabble

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serialorangepeeler · 1 year ago

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I just know edward is the most insufferable person ever when spotify wrapped rolls around... he interrogates every cullen like a detective and brags that his is the best and he has the most minutes.

when he finds out jasper's top genre is country he throws up a little venom in the back of his mouth. when he sees taylor swift on esme and carlisle's joint account he scowls at them (their top genre is probably something like gospel knowing carlisle though.) literally nobody else in the family cares except emmett who consistently maintains the number one listener spot for one direction

#bella is just pissed bc while she's human he'll always have more minutes bc he can listen at night too #she nearly cries laughing when some of them get the spotify 'vampire' card though #alice has already seen what hers and everybody's is going to be weeks before so edward just avoids her at all costs in november #twilight shitposting #twilight #edward cullen #twilight meme #spotify wrapped

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hrokkall · 2 years ago

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#Inscryption #Inscryption fanart #Inspector #Not nearly as exciting as the Melter one but I wanted to draw the other bots too :]#I'll draw excessive violence next time to make up for it #Officially drawn them all now; now I can make shitposts with my designs of them #Hrokkall Art

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thatlonelycactus · 11 months ago

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Do YOU have GO brainrot??

Answer these questions to find out:

Do you think about the ineffable idiots atleast once a day?

Does GO live in your head rent free?

Have you recovered from the final 15min?

Have you rewatched GO? If so how many times?

Do you know any of the lines from the final 15?

Do you see them everywhere you go, even in totally unrelated situations and objects?

Does every song you listen to seem like it is from the POV of a Good Omens character?

If you answer “yes” to at least one of these questions it is highly likely that you have developed GO brainrot. If you have replied “yes” to the majority of not all of these questions then you definitely have it. Im sorry but there is nothing that you can do to save yourself now. You are beyond help, you are too deep into the brainrot.

#Dw I answered yes to all symptoms #There’s no saving us now #But alas #it isn’t too bad #(What am I talking about I nearly had a breakdown because someone moved the salt away from the pepper because I had projected #The ineffable husbands onto them)#Haha what are you talking about???#I don’t need help #everything is fine *nervous sweat*#good omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable divorce #good omens shitpost #good omens brainrot

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specterthief · 2 years ago

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