#the best dad of twst award goes to trein though [sorry lilia you nearly dropped silver way too often as a kid]
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
In light of Father's Day...
Yuu: Happy Father's Day *hands Crowley an envelope*
Crowley: Oh, Prefect! You see me as a father-figure and got me a gift! You shouldn't have- *opens the envelope and stares at it* This is a restraining order?! AND YOU'RE SUING ME?!
Yuu: Exactly, see you in court, bitch.
. . . meanwhile . . .
Crewel: I got those adoption papers you handed in with your last exam.
Yuu: And? *hopeful look*
Crewel: Welcome to the family. *small smile* Also, how did Crowley take the restraining papers and the su-
Crowley: *loud sobbing in the distance*
Crewel: Nevermind then-
#twst#twisted wonderland#dire crowley#divus crewel#twst yuu#twst shitpost#i want to hand crowley a damn restraining order and sue him for all the bs he pulls#bonus; azul's stepdad is your lawyer [yes i know he's a divorce lawyer but let me have this]#the best dad of twst award goes to trein though [sorry lilia you nearly dropped silver way too often as a kid]#breaking news; dire crowley headmage of night raven college was sued for child endangerment get the full scoop at [redacted]!#i honestly forget about father's day every year but i guess i can give people this#twst drabble
230 notes
·
View notes