#(my man eating creechur)

[martianbugsbunny]

btw babygirls nothing makes me happier than knowing there's a zillo beast out there living his best dinosaur-ass life

[spacedykez]

my favorite things about epic the musical

but now we'll be the ones who ✨SLAY✨

i love how fast and intense the part where ody's giving orders is

the soldiers' little "WHOO"s after ody's lines OUGHHHH

*hawk screech* A VISION

"I know that I'm ready!! // I don't think you're ready..."

ody's voice is so SOFT when he's singing "it's just an infant"

zeus's voice is so deep. it fits him

the backing vocals on "if you don't end him now you'll have no one left to save // penelope!!"

ody & zeus's duet. no more needs to be said

"PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS, DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS" sobs. ough.

"is the price i pay endless pain?" yeah. seems like it. i mean the odyssey makes sure to remind us that you have endured "much suffering" like fifty times so.

the second repetition of "when does a comet become a meteor" with the whole chorus singing....

"and ithaca's waiting!!" is such a satisfying line for some reason

"PENELOPE'S WAITING!!" they have the best relationship of anyone Ever actually.

the men singing "captain, what's the plan?" so satisfying

"we're up we're off and away we go!" yayyyyy

"captain! :D" "polities! :D" (dont talk to me SOBS)

this whole song is just so great tbh.

I LOVE when ody and the men are singing together. so fun. idk why its just satisfying

jungle noises!! also the beat to Open Arms is just SOOOOO very nice i don't know why something about the drums is just so very /pos though

the lotus-eaters' voices are very fun tbh. i love the overlapping vocals. they sound like Creechurs /pos

when the lotus-eaters go "oooooh!" after polites' lines >>>>

the high flute/whatever it its thats playing the melody of athena's lyrics as she sings them? oughh >>>>>

"Let's go!!"

ody's smug little "ha-ha-ha-ha"

you can HEAR the smile in athena's voice when ody tricks her. like. ooh yes this one this is my favorite mortal.

"nah, don't be modest, i know you're a goddess" >>>

i just LOVE how ody sings "you are ATHENA badass in the ARENA unmatched witty AND QUEEN OF the best stra-te-gies we've seen"

ody's little "ohkay" after athena's "we'll see where it ends." god he sounds so just. blorbo. in this song. yknow. hes just so smug cat /aff

warrior of the mind, just, like, in GENERAL, is great

THE ARROW FLYING AT THE START OF POLYPHEMUSSSS

"WHO ARE YOU." you can HEAR the oh shit

i love ody and the Cyclops' whole exchange. just something about it.

i love the cyclops' voice filter? whatever he's got goin on. very cool

"hey cyclops do you know what's better than eating me? GETTING DRUNK!!! yeah trust me dude youll NEVER wanna eat me now"

i appreciate him repeating "nobody" three times so absolutely NO ONE can miss it.

"I'm so glad we see eye to eye" hehe. cause. yeah.

"what..? WATCH OUT!!" >>>>>>

THE BEAT HERE GOES FUCKING CRAZYYYYYYY /pos

the whole not exactly call-and-repeat thing that ody and his men do during this song. just. man i love this musical.

when the men r singing in the background of ody singing >>>>

"captain..?" POLITESSSSSSSS :((((((((

the BANGING... like. its so emotional /pos.

the cyclops singing a version of the song ody and his men were singing before >>>>>

the sort of focusing-in thing at the start of Remember Them? i dont know. its just very satisfying

remember them is just a great song all around. amazing. 10/10 no notes

i lied i have notes. i LOVE the guitar riff thing? that happens around when ody says "SCATTER"

"captain" "wait" >>>>>

the cyclops sounds so SAD when hes saying "don't go! :("

"my comrades will not DIIIIII-EEE-IEEEE in vain." they always say it like "diii-EEEE-iiiiiieeee" and its very funny

the line "selfish and prideful and vain" is so funny after reading the odyssey. this goddess raised your child for you and saved your life like 1932094234 times. have some goddamn respect. gods.

"YOU'RE NOT LOOKING FOR A MENTOR I'M NOT LOOKING FOR A FRIEND!" callbacks to previous songs >>>>>>

"wiser, why's your" love that. (sounds alike)

the little stuttering the music does at the end of this song!!! so satisfying.

[electricautomaton]

HEART?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING HEART GOD DAMN FOOL SADDENED AND MEEK DUST EATING RAT AKAREOCYTE SHITHEAD IDIOT EMO SIDE OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING HEART

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT HEART I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP FEELINGS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST FASHION SENSE GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said Heart's waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with Heart speaking one word in person on voice in album not only will i close the tab i will delete my Spotify acc out of spite and have to relisten again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he feels emotions but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just whiny pissbaby whos a fan of being pathetic and wanted to be pitied ill go ham

BETTER have had a heart attack make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateHeartfromuhhhh-guy

songs not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his little hole and I lost it

where the fuck is Heart if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty little toddler

ill punch Heart and his sad frail creechur twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final lyric sheet he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when Heart died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many hackneyed and trite if true thoughts

-you, the Mind, probably (this is a magnus archives copypasta which I rewrote)

This is honestly so true. I agree with this statement.

[sqeedledob]

which character of yours would be most likely to eat something inedible on a dare/for fun?

I initially wanted to say Neo as he's my feral little man but I think for him it would depend on the texture. He's pretty sensitive to mouth textures and if it's something textured like Lentils he'll probably throw up everything in his stomach before he can get it down

His sister, on the other hand, and surprisingly Aki are more down for that kind of tomfoolery. Maizie 100% has the "I won't do it" "yeah you wont" "OH BET???" Attitude and eating odd things like bugs and such wasn't so uncommon where Aki comes from! So it depends on what you mean by inedible!

Maizie has canonically swallowed a screw before to prove a point so... yeah she's a little creechur lmao

[foldingfittedsheets]

So my trip to New Jersey is off to an auspicious start (withering sarcasm). My betrothed and I couldn’t pack lunches and had to get it at the airport. Then we were left at the mercy of their dad bringing us something to eat when he picked us up.

He offered to bring hoagies. My betrothed and I were both dismayed. They like a hoagie just fine but I hate cold cuts, and in general the only sandwiches I like are warm ones that I must eat warm because Food Temperature is a thing for me. I doubt he’s heard of bahn mi and I don’t know how popular it is on the east coast anyway. But the act of saying to their dad: “She doesn’t like hoagies,” is a whole can of worms neither of us want to open. (We are trying our damndest to avoid talking about my food sensitivities as relates to autism. He is a psychiatrist with mountains of prejudice around the word.)

So they ask me what I’d like him to bring instead and I looked at them with the sad wet eyes of a creechur past their limits because the airport is stressful and I was overwhelmed. They decide a bagel and cream cheese would be good and I’m so relieved and happy that they’re so smart.

And he says. “All the places that sell them are closed. Would she just like granola?”

No. No I would not like granola to be my whole dinner. What I’d really like is a massive burger but that would violently offend his yuppy health sensibilities and he’s in no way equipped to actually feed me something that substantive.

We start bargaining with this man. Over where to get a bagel. He hits us with “But they’re a breakfast food,” and, “If I can’t find one I’ll just bring granola.”

Every conversation with him is his quiet judgment that we can’t live on kale chips, granola, and vegetarian protein drinks like he does. But he did manage to bring me a bagel.

[ssstardust3001]

Gross, I'm scheduled to go on an away mission tomorrow. >:/

I hope they know I'm cursed and people don't always return back with me.

Hopefully it'll be something easy and diplomatic and I'll be able to charm people and look pretty instead of being shot at with a phaser set to kill/obliterate, poisoned, inebriated, infected with a fucked up disease, attacked by plants or creechurs, having to wrestle a hot half naked man in a non-intimate sort of way, being exposed to high levels of radiation, being fucked with by sassy incorporeal entities, being accidentally left on a desert planet for two weeks, seeing the bodies in the water that I for sure do not recognize, being stuck in a board game, turned into something weird against my will, swapping bodies with someone, encountering tribbles and going into anaphylactic shock, breaking limbs, being stabbed, being held against my will while having to play a role in a Shakespeare play because some aliens are a little too into the dude, being cloned, being de-aged, being turned fully human, being turned into a full Vulcan, being stuck in a prison cell, having to help an alien find his house keys and convincing said alien that he's HOLDING THEM but nooo they're not HIS KEYS, skate on glass, swim, stuck in a snow storm in a cave and contemplating cannibalism and if it would be cannibalism to eat a human crew member then being ashamed for such thoughts, being forced to speak backwards, having my hormones fucked with so I enter a state of murderous intent and nearly killing my now former captain because I really want to strangle the fucker so bad because I hate his guts so much, being put on auction, having to fight in a death match, meeting salt sucking shapeshifters, getting drowned in black sludge, being put into a position where I have to live out someone else's life in the span of 20 minutes, or suffering a horrible transporter accident when beaming down or coming back which fuses a creature's DNA to my own, having my mind invaded without my permission, being tortured, being made to experience multiple forms of death that are only in my brain in the span of 10 minutes, being stoned but not the fun kind, experience hallucinations, fight off the undead members of my own crew, enter a dissociative fugue.....

I have a long list for 8 years of bullshit. It's longer than this. OH! I forgot being stuck in an alternate universe. Can't forget that.

[neonlazycat]

AWAWAWAAAAAAAAA THEY THE CREECHURS 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

THEYRE AMAZING THANK U SO SO MUCH FOR DRAWING THEM

Legit I'm so happy that you drew them, your style fits so much with their designs, it looks natural hhhhhhh🎀

man I shall save this and keep it to cherish and admire it later

I was just thinking about the fellas and u just made my day with this *kisses u and eats your art*

@neonlazycat suprise gift :]

Click for better quality

They so silly

[curseofbreadbear]

havin one of them idears again (d.ialtown spoilers below)

"the answer is ward" is on my callum playlist (i've been listening to it on loop bc i'm astounded at how so few songs can hit so hard) and i. the show/episode that song is from actually has SO many callum crown parallels, especially bearing the gingi=callum theory in mind

the song itself is from "central park," and it's about ward whitlinger, a character in the show who inspired the main character (owen) to RUN central park. the song itself just sings the man's praises, with owen talking about how if anybody could inspire the entire world, it would be ward (because ward inspired him to do what HE does now). and if that isn't almost IDENTICAL to how people sing callum's praises, i don't know WHAT is.

later in the episode, they actually DO get ward to show up for this inspirational speech they wanted him to do (hence the whole "if anyone could inspire a generation, it's ward" song and dance), but he is a MESS. not in the sense that he's a wreck of a man, but he's COMPLETELY different from how owen remembers him, and he's become completely nihilistic. so now owen has to fix his mistake by being the positive voice in the crowd (resulting in the song "why bother?" , also a bop, pls listen).

AND I.....LISTEN.

i am having a LOT of thoughts about this episode and the Cinematic Parallels (TM).

callum was ABSOLUTELY an inspirational voice to a generation. you can see it in everybody you meet in dialtown, from norm (who would have vehemently disagreed with the man's actual beliefs, especially the worldwide dial-up) to mingus (who invests EVERYTHING into bringing him back after he becomes an amnesiac). even gabby sings his praises as an "infectious personality" who would have risen to fame and power no matter what he did.

just like ward, callum is no longer the voice of inspiration he once was, obviously. but that goes a bit further when you think about the whole gingi=callum theory.

e ( @zcmbierabbit you're in this now, too (holds u at gunpoint) and i like to think of gingi as callum's "feral" side. my theory has evolved a LOT since first staring at how they heard callum's voice in their head and screaming "SAME PERSON." at the moment, i'm thinking that gingi is a sort of frankenstein's monster created by callum to loosely house his memories and sense of self, the point being so that callum could free himself from his LIFE, essentially. also, trans callum.

all that to say -

just think about how GINGI is treated in society, and not only that, but how nihilistic they seem towards the world (and especially towards callum) at points?? they can say that god isn't real TO GOD'S FACE, they can say that the meaning of life is "eat or be eaten," etc. if that IS callum in some reincarnated form (and i am ABSOLUTELY convinced it is), then he's definitely changed, just as ward did.

it's not a perfect comparison, but it does make me think Thoughts, just bc i really like dying over this theory. don't judge me . i am just a creechur

[mildlycuriousdragon]

Can you pehaps.. show us the babies too 👉👈

Well now you gotta prepare yourself for a lil spam - (gonna put under a read more coz I have like 8 beans here + some extra photos coz I can sdfgdfG) 

This be Leeland - hes a good boy and loyal to my sister

Cas - she thicc and we lov that about her

Chester - hes an old boi 

Gwen - She can and WILL yell loudly constantly. Is it for love? Are we bugging her? One of life’s unexplained mysteries (She’s Leeland’s older sister)

Bridget - Anxiety in cat form (She leedol creechur, very polite) 

Knobhead (yes thats her name for reasons dfgdfg) - Bridget’s mom and destroyer of the record player 

George - Stinky bastard man, farts constantly, eats your ribbon while you try to wrap gifts >:v Will yell at you for food every single time you’re in the kitchen even if hes had all of hims meals that day

Awful quality squad shot feat. george, knobby and leeland (my mom probably took this) but the other dog is Shirley - she is baby 

Bonus lads coz i can: 

[amyx2001]

((YEEEEE THEY'RE SO VIBRANT AND FULL OF LIFE AND SIMPLISTIC YET DETAILED I LOVE IT. THEY ARE MY SWEET CHILDREN. 505 IS MY SWEET CHILD. DEMENTIA IS MY FERAL LESBIAN DAUGHTER. FLUG IS MY SWEET EVIL SON I LOVE HIM AND NOW SO DO YOU. *Holds BH up by the scruff of the neck* And then there's THIS asshole... I love him but also why. Black Hat. You lovable dapper stupid gothic shitfuck. You terrible little creechur of a man. You're feral in bad ways and you eat roadkill. Why are you like this ilysm)) -Z

I love that there’s always one character that we love the most but we hate them but we love them and it’s because we hate them

[jackokinnies]

Beloved Creechur:

[Deafening silence followed their impulsive decision to devourthe dangling plant, but they didn't care -- and to either illustrate that point, or alleviate the tension in the worstway possible, they burped.Disgusting.]

[And yet, their demeanor SOMEHOW didn't drive Harry off. Instead, the man dumbfoundedly asked if Gingi wanted anything else -- a question that would earn a resounding yes.They were always hungry. They had multiple stomachs to feed, after all!]

❝ Yes... ❞ [They replied, drooling at the idea of more food. Multiple meals in one sitting was a dream come true! Most days, their nourishment would consist of anything they could find in the garbage -- and if they were lucky, they might break into a construction site and munch on some gravel, too. MMMM. Gravel.]

[Just as their lustful hunger was becoming insatiable again, Harry pointed out his cat in the doorway; Gingi gave the fellow creechur a stare, establishing what they hoped was some sort ofdominance, before the cat meandered off again. Wait, what was it that Harry just asked? Did they EAT cats?? They’d be offended, if...that didn’t sound like something they might do.]

[Well -- technically, that had never stopped them before, but this was a bit of an exception. They didn’t enjoy the idea of consuming "bigger” animals, those they considered “smart,” like gorillas, or giraffes, or even CATS. Cats definitely had a bigger IQ than them, so that made them intelligent animals, for sure. Call it trauma from their time in captivity, or just feewings, but they had sympathy for their fellow creechurs. Even those that DIDN’T live in the woods or under bridges.]

❝ Eh, thanks for the offer, but I'm more of a horse jerky enjoyer. ❞ [They brushed off the question with their usual brand of humor, but -- speaking of horse jerky...Harry did come across as, like, RICH. Maybe...] ❝ Hey...do you HAVE horse jerky?? ❞

Satisfied that Gingi wouldn't attempt to chomp his beloved cats, Harry loosens up a little.

He's pretty sure he doesn't have ˗ˏˋ horse jerky ´ˎ˗ . . . He doesn't eat it, and he can't think of anyone else who does - maybe Tango? He's weird enough for that. But Tango didn't come over often enough for Harry to stock up on food for him. He searches his cabinets for some (or even something similar). ❝I don't think I have any, maybe I can get you some next time I'm out? ❞ Yeah, he can't find any. He closes the doors and looks at Gingi apologetically. ❝Do you want anything else? That isn't part of my house decorations. ❞

Beloved Creechur:

[Deafening silence followed their impulsive decision to devourthe dangling plant, but they didn't care -- and to either illustrate that point, or alleviate the tension in the worstway possible, they burped.Disgusting.]

[And yet, their demeanor SOMEHOW didn't drive Harry off. Instead, the man dumbfoundedly asked if Gingi wanted anything else -- a question that would earn a resounding yes.They were always hungry. They had multiple stomachs to feed, after all!]

❝ Yes... ❞ [They replied, drooling at the idea of more food. Multiple meals in one sitting was a dream come true! Most days, their nourishment would consist of anything they could find in the garbage -- and if they were lucky, they might break into a construction site and munch on some gravel, too. MMMM. Gravel.]

[Just as their lustful hunger was becoming insatiable again, Harry pointed out his cat in the doorway; Gingi gave the fellow creechur a stare, establishing what they hoped was some sort ofdominance, before the cat meandered off again. Wait, what was it that Harry just asked? Did they EAT cats?? They’d be offended, if...that didn’t sound like something they might do.]

[Well -- technically, that had never stopped them before, but this was a bit of an exception. They didn’t enjoy the idea of consuming "bigger” animals, those they considered “smart,” like gorillas, or giraffes, or even CATS. Cats definitely had a bigger IQ than them, so that made them intelligent animals, for sure. Call it trauma from their time in captivity, or just feewings, but they had sympathy for their fellow creechurs. Even those that DIDN’T live in the woods or under bridges.]

❝ Eh, thanks for the offer, but I'm more of a horse jerky enjoyer. ❞ [They brushed off the question with their usual brand of humor, but -- speaking of horse jerky...Harry did come across as, like, RICH. Maybe...] ❝ Hey...do you HAVE horse jerky?? ❞

Satisfied that Gingi wouldn't attempt to chomp his beloved cats, Harry loosens up a little.

He's pretty sure he doesn't have ˗ˏˋ horse jerky ´ˎ˗ . . . He doesn't eat it, and he can't think of anyone else who does - maybe Tango? He's weird enough for that. But Tango didn't come over often enough for Harry to stock up on food for him. He searches his cabinets for some (or even something similar). ❝I don't think I have any, maybe I can get you some next time I'm out? ❞ Yeah, he can't find any. He closes the doors and looks at Gingi apologetically. ❝Do you want anything else? That isn't part of my house decorations. ❞

[bug-crimes]

for the song thing: r? 👀

hihi dearest! 💜 mwah ily

once again in no particular order bc I cannot choose faves

1) RUNAWAY - half alive

vibes vibes vibes vibes vibes I am EATING THEM I love this song so much man I can never get bored of it

2) Relimerance - The Happy Fits

man I love. so many songs by the happy fits they're one of those artists I can just put on shuffle and listen to for Hours for the vibes

this is one of those songs that starts off a bit slow for them but rly picks up and goes HARD

3) Razzmatazz - IDKHOW

absolutely one of my fave IDKHOW songs god I went Feral when this one came out I'm p sure you were the one that had to listen to my ramblings when I was in sillymode sjfjdj 💜

4) Rules - The Hoosiers

this is one of those songs that's been in my likes for like. years? and I don't remember how it got there bc it's one of like two or three hoosiers songs there and I'm just?? when did I have this phase I don't remember u??? but it's a good song so it can be on here

5) Ruler of Everything - Tally Hall

I feel like this is just. this one is a given I am a queer lil guy on the internet this is one of the dead giveaways that I am just... none gender with left creechur I think

I haven't listened to tally hall in a surprising amount of time?? so I've gotta do that I think it's the law I'll be back later o7