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Supergiant is absolutely COOKING with their characterizations of Nemesis and Moros.
It's deliciously ironic how the embodiment of divine retribution, meter of justice and avenger of evil, is in possession of grade-school-rivalry level of pettiness against Melinoë. Unfairly taking out her frustrations on Mel (about something that can't be helped wrt. Mel's birthright too!). Regularly steals her lunch money so she can buy more stuff from Big Bro Charon. Forced into the passive position of standing guard at the Crossroads, preventing her from doing what she does best: actively punishing evil. Not to mention the hilarious occasional "I punch you once and I give you stuff. This is definitely a fair exchange" encounters.
On the other hand, the official Bearer of Bad News™, who sometimes engineered horrifying deaths because he and Sisters Dearest get bored on the job, feared and hated by all mortals, is an unfailingly polite, nice guy who doesn't know how to deal with niceties because barely anyone has ever been nice to him (even the Fates bully him sometimes). Receives one (1) gift and instantly suffers critical damage, afflicted with "Down Atrocious" status effect. Sometimes weirdly optimistic and willing to make the best of his time in the Crossroads, to the point of asking Hecate herself to teach him witch stuff.
TL;DR I love Nem and Moros very much and they have ruined my life. Good fucking food, Supergiant writers.
#ksatalks#hades 2#hades 2 spoilers#nemesis#nemesis hades#moros#moros hades#Nem: UGH is there nothing here besides this BLASTED GUARD JOB. Whatever I'll go out there for a run. Fuck y'all I have better shit to do#Moros: WOW so much stuff to do here! New sights to see! New hobbies I could pick up! Things are dire but I'm having the time of my life rn!#(microwave ding sound) new blorbos are served
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RUN JIN!!!
#the sound effects were already killing meeeeee#usersky#annietrack#heyryen#usermaggie#userkelli#useremmeline#userpat#tuserandi#raplineuser#usersolis#usermizuoka#mine!#dailybts#btsedit#rjshope#sorry for microwave quality you know how it is with them
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You know what? You know what I think?
I think that if we lived as we were meant to, in larger intimate ("extended family") groups and with more shared labor and time to do it (UBI NOW) people like me would not feel so useless and burdensome because there would be people around to help and to do what neurodivergent people can't while making valuable space for the neurodivergent to do what they ARE good at.
The way we live right now, all right, the way we live right now forces units of two adults to be able to do EVERYTHING or PAY to have someone come do it for them. I have to do the housework. I have to do it! But I am having to do a million different things and most of them I am not good at. I suck at them.
I wouldn't feel like shit, okay, if I had more than one other person around who was not a child and who could do the things I can't, like do the yard and cook and do repairs and basic maintenance; and someone else to split everything else that I like but is too much for me. It would free me to do what I am good at and enjoy. Cleaning, as in the sink and toilet, the windows, the blinds. Taking out trash. Folding, hanging, and sorting laundry.
But because all the shit I can do often relies on other shit being done first, and I can't do or have trouble doing those things, the shit I can do often can't be done. And even the shit I can do, I can't do ALL of it. So I can't keep up, and things get very bad.
We aren't meant to live like this. We are not meant to live like this.
That thought hurts so much because being able to flee the birth family is integral to survival for so many people. I'm so afraid that living in larger family groups would create more opportunities for, say, queer kids to be isolated, rejected, bullied, and abused. But if we gave people enough money to survive, and stopped considering children the property of their parents with no system in place to help them escape bad situations except a system that is often just as bad, just different.
I'm aware that communes and collectives aren't all that successful and are kind of a joke. I don't mean that. I mean a fundamental shift to multigenerational families where taking in "strays" (which my family did) is also normalized so people escaping abuse into existing households was accepted, with these families centered in maybe a couple of different larger residences so not everyone has to buy and maintain their own fucking washing machine and vacuum cleaner, and so people can benefit from large group meals that yield leftovers, and so child and elder care can also be centralized.
Then disabled people and the neurodivergent and sick and injured people, and pregnant people, and grieving people, would not have to either labor through all those stressors or consign themselves to living off an unlivable pittance or being put under legal guardianship.
I'm not saying anything new. People live like this in other parts of the world and maybe it sucks and I am wrong. But I'm just really mad right now because I can either do laundry or clean the sink but not both, and I really think we could improve society somewhat by making it so I did not have to choose one without sacrificing the other.
#im feverish feeling (not a real fever just malaise that i have no other way to describe) from the IBS (which can affect you like that#)#and i don't actually want to do ANYTHING#i would have to even living with others but it would be easier#at the very least i wouldn't have had to clean the microwave earlier which is hard because my arms are like the size of a meerkat's#and i can only reach the back with my fingertips#where is my BF in all this?#WORKING FULL TIME WITH BACK PAIN#yes i AM going to want him to have to do as little as possible when he comes home#he's neurodivergent too and struggles with the same shit#it's all a mess#we are doing way better i didn't realize how deep a drain three very sick cats were#but there's still only two of us#if you are disabled physically OR MENTALLY you should at least get in-home household help once a week or so#there's places that do that but the limitations are usually severe and always rule me out#because im not single im not an elder im not a veteran and im not physically disabled#if we have to ration that sort of thing i can see how on the whole it is more caring to allocate those resources to for example elders#but the fact that i celebrate what help there is doesn't mean i don't get mad that more people can't access it#is2g if i was functional enough snd physically sound enough i would start a charity that did intervention cleaning for people like us#who have fallen behind and can't catch up but can MAINTAIN#and who helped people clean for a few months during and after an illness pregnancy trauma major loss etc. so they could stay on their feet
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POV: You join the fnaf security breach fandom / DCA fandom
#these goobers live in my head rent free#stupid little jesters I love them so much#squeezable little guys#DJ music man sweep#he’s so big lmao#wonder if he’s ever accidentally stepped on the DCA#They would make a little whoops cushion sound#sun and moon but it’s sibling dynamic#sun and moon but it’s them trying to murder each other#sun and moon except they’re actually really good friends and are psychically connected#front facing monty moment#front facing monty feels so illegal#*slaps sun* this thing can hold so much ANXIETY#moon when he wants you to sleep lolol#rotate#putting him in the microwave#mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm#microwave noises#fnaf#fnaf security breach#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#sundrop#moondrop#fnaf fandom#dj music man#fnaf daycare attendant
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🦈: To the wonderful @bloominglegumes
Kibty :3
#transformers#pumpkin’s art#Tf ravage#RAVAGEEEEEEEEEEE#ITS HERRRR#SIDJDJSHSHDHFHS#:D#To bloominglegumes: I always love your art and you never cease to bring a smile to my face#I love your sound systems and dratchet and microwave#everything#❤️#I just wanted to say thank you
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I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS
#shitpost#new microwave at work#just night shift things#chaos defrost sounds like a way of life and a final fantasy enemy at the same time
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"you are not the clothes you wear"
BITCH YOU LITERALLY DRESS LIKE THIS??????????????????????????
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see the thing is. I asked my manager if I could have a tumbler account but I didn't actually tell him that I made it
I may be about to receive a VERY sternly-worded DM
worth it
#LUNCH TIME#im going to heat up some noodles in the michaelwave. my dad got them for me#we need a new microwave actually I think#the current one is making Unnatural Sounds#Microwaveathon will start next week see you guys there
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wow I didn’t think reblogging that tea post and then seeing people’s tags would deal me such strong psychic damage. come over I can fix you I can find a tea you will like. “I don’t like tea” how can you say that as a blanket statement when there are so many vastly different kinds of tea. head in hands
#‘it’s like coffee but not good’#while a cup of black tea does have a great deal less caffeine in it than coffee#it also has a stimulant called l-theanine which is NOT found in coffee#and the more complex combination of the two stimulants hit your system much more slowly#which is why tea doesn’t give you jitters like coffee does#anyone who’s like wow I need my coffee to survive but I hate that it makes me nauseous and gives me heart palpitations and bad breath#to you I say. wean yourself off coffee and onto tea!!!!!!!#but WAIT I can keep going. nauseous? ginger tea. sore throat? peppermint contains menthol which works as a numbing agent#green and black teas are both very high in antioxidants#chamomile and lavender do both have a calming affect#BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TASTE I hear you say#IT TASTES LIKE GRASS. try a floral tea or a black tea or chai or Thai tea#ITS SO BITTER you’re either steeping it for too long or the water you’re using is too hot#not to sound like I’m fucking uncle iroh or something I just apparnerlt have strong thoughts and feelings about tea#I can’t handle ppl going ugh I hate tea and it’s like. overbrewed lipton in microwaved tap water.#anyway MY favorites are jasmine and lavender earl grey#and currently I’m really into this corn silk tea my brother bought me at h mart#it’s like gen mai cha but even more#congrats for making it this far into my tea rant tags. if you comment your tastes I can give you a personalized tea recommendation
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Basement*, hollywood palladium, CA 10.18.24
#basement#no pressure#big boy#milly#hollywood palladium#california#sound and fury#basement*#basement uk#i wish i could stay here#colourmeinkindness#promise everything#beside myself#parker cannon#the story so far#title fight#superheaven#seahaven#glare#loathe#tigers jaw#fiddlehead#citizen#turnstile#movements#microwave#joyce manor#emo#post hardcore
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as promised here’s the voiceover me and my cousin did together :,)
I did not wanna participate in this
however they threatened to beat me with a fucking belt 😭💀
#roz the wild robot#rozzum unit 7134#the wild robot#I’m the one dying btw#We sound like microwaves and that’s fine :)))
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A normal day for Charlie,based off of an old ask for @jencilthepencil @lemonlysunny
#something i get really interested in about hero/heroine characters are#their motivations#like what keeps them going#what makes them the hero they are#Overall#maybe Charlie’s fighting for everything that’s good in the world?#I mean Jencil draws her in such a way sometimes that#you can sense the happiness or just joy behind that tough heroine#anyways#rotating her in my head 360#mmmmmmmmm microwave sounds#charlie champ#telltown#jencilthepencil#lemonlysunny
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having sensory problems is tough because how to i tell my stepdad that i want to throw a brick at him for having a snack in the same room as me-
#i had to go to my room i swear to god#the scrape of the fork the fucking mouth sounds IM A BITCH NOW SORRY#one wrong noise and i become an Asshole#internally. i will not outwardly express any of this#he's such a good person! he does not deserve the ire i feel when he makes The Wrong Noises which happens Quite Frequently!#now he's playing with the dog and i wanna throw TWO bricks at him#shutupshutupshutup theres too many noises at once im going to MAIM something#the tv the microwave the dog the fire the the the#punching something in my head...#absolutely unprompted#Man Don't You Have A Job To Go To Or Something. At *checks cat* Nine At Night#i might just. walk out into the dark woods for a bit. let the nonexistent wolves have me#maybe mothman will be there....#IF HE BOOPS THE DOG ONE MORE TIME-#im evil now. im in my evil arc. im a hater. my heart burns with rage
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made in like 2 hours. oh hey its past midnight happy birthday to me and also homestuck i guess
the cover used here
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Tom Peterson's Microwave Cooking School
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I’m a musician but in the loser 90s sense. Am I laying on the ground with my bass across my stomach high as fuck and playing random shit? Yes. Am I cleaning beer off my guitar? Yes. Am I in a homoerotic impasse with my band’s singer? Yes. Am I recording anything? No.
#and if I do record something it sounds like fuzzy dogshit that was recorded using a microwave#and mixed with a fucking blender
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