#(many whoopsies)

[dragonroilz]

[heyitstwids]

some cool characters i like ig!!! :DD

here’s my actual answer LOL /hj

[fizzfog0]

warriors you done did done it.

[paimt]

you know relationship drama in teufort goes crazy

[morethanwonderful]

Sweeping away his competition with a constant lead and a final victory by 22%, Shen (Yuan) Qingqiu has officially beaten Qi Rong and been crowned the MXTX character that was/would be most insufferable if given access to the internet!

In the end, it turns out that this whole elaborate tournament was for naught. Even Qi Rong, the man voted more annoying that 63 other characters, cannot hold a candle to the sheer degree of insufferable that we know our dear Peerless Cucumber was and would be. Absolutely nobody can compare to Shen Yuan's canon keyboard warrior antics.

Thank you all for joining me on this journey! I hope everyone had fun voting in this tournament, as I know I had a lot of fun running things and watching everyone's hot takes. Shen Yuan may have rendered all but the very final round of voting moot with his sheer loveable obnoxiousness, but maybe the real most insufferable people online are the friends we made along the way :).

[vulcanautus]

"I have to carry on, and do everything he planned to do."

[gracingtodd]

me with every single rarepair frfr

[dizzybizz]

sleepy gill and gill with the bubbled evil cat

[a2zillustration]

"Bog goblin" felt like something you'd yell at a fae creature and Croissant took that personally

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[solaestial]

Yowamushi Mont Blanc - DECO*27

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[feraltvman]

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TW: Body Horror/Mutation/Blood (black and white but still)/ Dismemberment/ Showing Bones/ Showing Organ/ Lots of eyes/ Lots of teeth

✨I was talking to @4thwallbreakerdraws2 about a WHAT IF- RTV and Cheri fused together? It was her idea x3 talking about why it would happen, what would take place....

I decided to draw a comic about it and RTV getting horribly mangled alive!!!

The context would be that- Broken Star is dead... RTV killed him off in the AU Battle somehow and without Star there, Làcheria could summon themselves down to the mortal planes bc of how part of their body was enhabiting Star's arms n' all that jaz.

It starts off with Cheri trying to get RTV to sign his body rights over to them, for the purpose of killing him without interference.... But eventually has enough of him and tries to kill him anyways

This bond: is pretty much world ending tbh- because once its over Cheri makes RTVs life a living hell

Hes never allowed to sleep until his body passes out from exhaustion bc Cheri will belt songs at the top of their lungs or even harm him to keep him awake just so he'll go into a week long Sleep Coma

Cheri will drool on him 24/7

Not allow him to use his new powers

Not allow him to fix the mangled body parts

Not allow him to do something as simple as put on clothes xD if he manages too- the demon will rip the clothes to shreds. They are keeping his mangled beat the fuck up ugly body on full display bc they know he hates it.

Cheri is torturing him daily and will never stop. They hate him x) and it drives RTV to his last breaking point.

Nobody survives in this world and Cheri is proud of themselves bc .... 🖕you RTV

Anyways theres this weird red dot on my forehead. I should probably get it checked out

*distant gun clicking

[dullahandyke]

'eimear you keep making the same exact post' well once again i must reiterate he is the illusions guy

[ID: a picture of Ienzo from Kingdom Hearts, saying, "Hi guys I'm soooo well-adjusted and nice now! Don't worry about the whole 'growing up in an emotional suppression cult for all my most formative years' thing, or the 'used to be renowned for being mean and manipulative' thing. I'm friendly and normal nowwwwww, trust." A large red arrow points to him and loudly says, "The fucking illusions guy."]

[brrdhouse]

teen gideon headcanons because i love him :] i am constantly thinking about him and how he's the only zodiac member (and honestly, only main-ish character because of the book of bill and the website) that doesn't get a sympathetic moment, other than POSSIBLY the finale but that barely counts

i think he deserves to have a SORT OF redemption, at least internally, because he took dipper's advice in weirdmageddon to heart. even if he gets over his crush on mabel (which i think he does. mom said its my canon now) theres still the truth of "people wont wanna be around you if youre a selfish prick"

anyways he makes me emotional so i'm giving him attention

im scared tumblr will kill the quality on my tiny handwriting so transcription under the cut:

after turning like 15, he just starts traveling, gets out of oregon and hits the ground running

uses my headcanon (?) that the amulet takes years from you, and gideon probably won't live past his 20s

he finds this out, has a total mid-life (literally) crisis at 14-15 and decides to do anything "normal" he can do because he doesn't have long to do it

ofc he still has anger issues and obsesses over people and everything else, but he's a lot better at managing it [than] when he was a kid

he doesn't care if he dies with people still hating him, but he wants it to be known that he tried

[cum-a-calla]

you wake up to benji fucking you he just needed it he couldn’t help it he’s sorry okay

Waking up is weird.

It’s kind of a shame, actually, trying desperately to hold on to the sensations of what must have been a sex dream - god, it’s been a while since you’ve had a naughty dream, and in the haze of your semi-consciousness, it’s easy to hold on to it. The delicious pressure and pulse of being on the verge of cumming. Not immediately so - no, not yet. On the way. All that spark, the heat and… and… -

The more awake you are, the more something is clearly wrong. It’s not a dream. It’s - fuck, what -

“Mmm… wait. Wait,” you moan groggily, stirring. You’re on your side, as usual, but you’re not alone. Everything hits you at once, really, waking up into it. It’s not a panic, not per se. But it’s disorienting, and your little moans and noises alert the body behind you - warm, strong. Panting in your ear a little. Everything comes together to form a picture, a hand holding your thigh up so that they’re parted, being fucked deeply, tenderly into, the soft sounds he makes.

“Honey - hey. It’s okay. It’s okay,” Benji whispers, kissing your throat. His facial hair is scratchy, his breaths tickling your skin as he pumps his hips. He’s not fucking into you hard. He’s gentle, sliding in and out. Tender. Thick cock opening you up to him kindly, almost, deep enough to make you gasp but not painful. Just a stretch. There’s no way to have Benji inside without a little stretch - he’s so thick, after all.

“But…”

“Mmm, no, baby - hey, I’m sorry I scared you. I couldn’t help it. You were so wet,” he murmurs, moaning into the nape of your neck. “And you look so fuckin’ good like this. You don’t know what you do to me.”

“Benji -”

“No. Hey - I know what you need,” Benji moans, and he pushes deeper, a little harder. He releases his grip on your thigh and reaches back somewhere behind him, humming as he continues to fuck into you. His hand comes back with a lit roach, bringing it tenderly to your lips. “Take a hit. C’mon. Wake and bake while I take care of my girl.”

It’s easy to pull in a little hit, just a baby one. It’s still so dark out; the sun hasn’t come up yet. The room is so dim, and Benji’s this warm, anchoring force. You should be upset. But you’re just so sleepy, so close already - how long has he been inside of you at this point? Smoke curls out from your lips in a soft exhale and Benji makes a content sound in his chest, vibrating right up against you, whispering in your ear. Good girl, that’s my fuckin’ girl. Relax. Let me take care of you. You’re not sure if it’s because you’re awake now or because you’re both approaching the edge, but he’s fucking into you even harder. Roach forgotten (likely on his nightstand ashtray), Benji snakes his hand between your thighs and rubs your clit so sweetly, so fucking nice, rapid gentle circles that make you whine and rock against him.

“That’s it. Fuck, dude, you’re so fuckin’ pretty, you know that?” His voice, low and high at the same time, reverent, kind, in awe of the way you open up for him and take it. The way he can make you melt under his knowing touch. Benji’s so warm. He smells smoky, smells so… Benji. Musky and comforting. A well-loved sweater, a blanket that’s been sitting in the sunshine. Yours. All yours. “Gunna cum for me?”

You shake your head yes, breaths going in sharp and coming out in needy, pathetic sounding moans, but you never feel pathetic - not with Benji. You feel safe, warm, absolutely held. Benji moans and it’s the most beautiful sound there is. It’s just you two, just warm, slow, pot-induced haze, just his thick cock stretching you so beautifully, just the gentle wet sounds of his fingers on your slippery clit. All you need to do is close your eyes and feel him, all of him. He nuzzles into your throat and kisses you, whispers things to you so softly you can barely hear it, his kisses trailing over your shoulder, and there it is.

Fuck, the delicious spark that rolls into a deep, wonderfully buzzy explosion in the basin of your hips. You clench and pulse and ripple against his cock and you’re making all those sounds he loves so much, his hips pistoning a little deeper, and you reach down between your thighs to feel him sliding furiously in and out of you. You feel his wet cock and reach even lower, holding his balls, and there’s a delicious choked sound in his throat as his cock gets engorged and he’s moaning your name, spurting his hot cum deep inside of you, helpless as you pet his balls and trace the seam and stroke them, thumbing the base of his slippery dick where it ruts into your body. Both of you glowing in all that dark, existing as one shared pulse in the early morning hours.

The only two people alive in the universe.

[mapicccc]

hi quix! i know youre not really into s5 but im rewatching voidarc and found a funny moment that i think you could like.

mapicc: okay, twitch chat, random question for you. what percentage of you, guys, chew the bottle caps after you finish the water?

bacon: that is dog behavior.

jumper: no, no-

mapicc: i- cuz i do it every single time, am i the only one that does that?

zam: you're weird, man.

bacon: canine behavior.

{...}

mapicc: i know jepexx does because i went to help him build a desk and there was like nine chewed bottle caps on his desk.

ehehehee doggy. him asking this and expecting it to be like. even somewhat normal and then everyone's reactions. also we need to ban bacon0 from tumblr stoppp mapicc dogging in vc awfulllll (giggling laughing having a great time he should do it more)

[mosscreeping]

My card for the ISAT tarot collab: The Moon!

The upright moon represents walking a path in darkness, unsure of where it might lead. You should be aware of your underlying fears and apprehensions so they don’t lead you astray. Hidden truths should be discovered and illusions cast aside. (It can also mean duality or self-deception!)

The reversed moon can mean that you feel lost and trapped, but can’t move forward because you don’t know what lies on the path ahead. You are struggling with self-deception and anxiety, and it’s been holding you back. It can also mean that these forces holding you back are starting to weaken their hold on you.

Time lapse under the cut!