#(lying) for real now
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Asajj Ventress trouncing the main characters in a fight, straight up lying to people, and deciding to get the fuck out of there so the plot couldn’t catch her is so Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) of her and I couldn’t be happier
#the bad batch#tbb spoilers#her lying to omega so she didn’t have to put up with the 3 emotionally unstable overprotective dads was soo funny#but also so real#asajj ventress#tbb omega#tbb hunter#tbb crosshair#tbb wrecker#my reaction to watching her be a bamf was the same now as it was when I was 9: that was fucking sick
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In no way canon to secret life whatsoever, i just wanted to draw a background in aggie and felt self indulgent
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#secret life smp#slsmp#desert duo#grian#goodtimeswithscar#what can i say. i'm insane about them right now#the wheelchair is so not accurate (the seat is too short) BUT i had a fun time referencing this e-trike wheelchair so idm lol#aggie.io my beloved <3#no close ups— too small to put real detail into the characters but its ok i've already put around three hours into this thing somehow#art out the oven#edit: added a cropped version actually i was lying /lh not a closeup but still
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Tma au where nothing is wrong ever and Jon gets to pet as many cats as he likes
#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#tim stoker#sasha james#its just an office comedy at this point#idk the horrors are still there but now it's the horrors of genuinely needing a masters for archival sciences#BE SO FR what the hells is the point of a masters#listen this is my gripe about the educational ladder you have to climb in order to even think about going to library sciences#and getting some sort of guaranteed work off it#oh martin got through alright by lying but he got real lucky with this boss being a literal cult leader#but nooooo I have to finish my bachelors and get another 30k or so in debt BAR student finance#as if med school isnt already a scam!!!#and furthermore--#oh old art tag
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party in the front party in the back babie!!!
#*blows u a kiss while doing a sick backflip through a bunch of flaming rings on my sexy red motorcycle AND I STICK THE LANDING*#<- literally the coolest guy ever.#ffvii#roche#roche ff7#my art <3#ok last polygon one for real now lol#(ALMOST CERTAINLY LYING)
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wooOOOoooO
I just gave you a curse
The next five pens/pencils you try to use will run out of ink or break by the second stroke
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i thought hate anons were supposed to just call you slurs tf is this shit
#getting an mf tabella defixionis in the askbox#thanks for the ask!#also askbox closed for now loll which we're gonna pretend is not bc the weekend's over its bc i got very real-ly cursed
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Your Actual First Kiss
@taeee0902 first kiss with redacted fdsjklfsdjalk
14 Days With You is an 18+ Yandere Visual Novel. MINORS DNI
~Your Actual First Kiss~
Hiding their nerves behind his normal cool demeanor, [REDACTED] let you push them down on the couch and lay atop his chest. You’d been getting bolder in the past few weeks of dating and he was ecstatic about it. Still, he always played a passive role as you got comfortable, intent on having you set the pace for every encounter.
You fiddled with the collar of his shirt for a while, then shyly asked, “So… when can I kiss you?”
“Whenever y’want,” came their instant reply. He’d been patient for the moment you were ready, but felt just as delighted that you asked them.
“Right now?”
[REDACTED] blinked for a second, blood warming his cheeks as he muttered, “‘Course, Angel. It’d actually… be my first.”
“Really?” you asked innocently, smiling and leaning down over him.
They knew you were only teasing. He’d never even think of giving their first anything to anyone other than you. The man could feel the redness crawling further up to his ears as you leaned closer.
You suddenly pulled away and frowned to yourself. “I’m a little disappointed it’s not my first, though.”
His blue eyes widened a fraction, though the information wasn’t a surprise to them. Well aware of your past relationships—and all the ups and downs they entailed—he immediately knew which one you were thinking about. “It’s not?” they gently pried, testing the waters of how much you wanted to open up.
“Yeah, it was a long time ago. The relationship was kind of… messy?” Your brow wrinkled and your tone turned a touch softer as you dwelt on it. “I wish it never happened, honestly.”
He couldn’t voice his own thoughts just yet. Their heart sank at the idea that they couldn’t go back and fix it—to make sure you’d never have such an ill gotten memory that made you upset, no matter how small. It’d be easier to give you a better experience now.
“Then it didn’t happen,” [REDACTED] decided aloud.
You raised your eyebrow and crossed your arms over his chest. “But it did?”
“If y’don’t like it, ‘didn’t happen,” he repeated. He absently brushed a hand through your hair, lingering at the nape of your neck. “Y’can try again with me, yeah?”
“Oh…” The frown on your face quickly melted away, replaced with the shy, devious smile you wore when you pushed him down earlier. “Yeah.”
Lips parted, breath caught in his throat, your ever-patient hacker waited as you leaned down once more to bring your lips close to theirs. He could hardly form a thought the moment they felt your breath, then your warm skin.
It was everything he imagined it’d be. From how they felt your heart beating in an uneven rhythm with his, down to the way you tasted was just what he dreamed of each night. One kiss from his angel was worth the seemingly endless years of waiting.
As you pulled away—no doubt stealing what little breath remained in them—he followed after, the desperation he normally kept at bay rising to the surface as he held you close with their hand on your cheek.
“H-how…” [REDACTED] laughed, caught off guard by the butterflies in his stomach that made them trip over their words. “How’s that? Better?”
You bit your lip and he noticed the sparkle in your eyes as you had to fight off your own butterflies. “Perfect, Ren,” you whispered.
#14 days with you#14dwy redacted#14dwy ren#momo reqs#silly guy#real bottom energy for redacted in here lmfao#soooo funny that google doc says dwelt is incorrect and i gotta go “ur lying to me” but change it anyways#then firefox says um actually ☝🤓 dwelled is wrong#never correct me again google you SHEEP! /silly#anyways i'm on my 15 minute break now!!!
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Say it’s likely there will be a Brokeback Mountain reference in s5 and nobody bats an eye.
Say it’s likely that the final byler fight will be inspired by this scene and society goes wild.
#byler#we could’ve had a good life together!#a fuckin' real good life!#had us a place of our own#but you didn’t want it ennis!!#so what we got now is brokeback mountain!!#that part#it just takes me straight to the repetition of them wanting to play games together for the rest of their lives#how they’ve been sort of hiding behind this idea that really is about them wanting to be with each other#the way it’s focused on in their s3 fight#and then Will bringing it up AGAIN in s4 light heartedly and Mike sort of just being somber about it#and what follows right after it…#idk brokeback mountain might support that Mike knew Will was lying about the painting (unserious) (but no actually)#Dimitri @ Yuri lying about what is wrong with the plane#(even tho we know he’s hiding the truth in his pocket)#: you know it to be true. and yet you continue to play tricks!!#😀😀😀#and society goes wild#so I think the scenes will be identical?#no that’s not the point#one word gesture or even costume design could pay homage to it for a second during their final fight#with a mention of playing games together for the rest of their lives#and what that actually has meant this whole time…#and it’s a wrap
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"i need grumbo to be more insane about each other this season" this and "i need more scarian" that, well i think that perhaps scar and mumbo should be more insane about each other. maybe even have their own robot child or cactus ring together. how about that.
#hermitcraft#hermitshipping#redscape#mcyt#maige's posts#NO YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND I WAS GOING TO MAKE THIS JOKE BEFORE S10#BUT THEN MR HES SO CUTE AND MR RUBBING UP OUR YEAH GOT THERE FIRST LIKE GOD DAMN#also im lying no one said the scarian thing on my dash but the grumbo was word for word more or less. if youre the op im sorry#its lighthearted i swear im first and foremost a mumscarian shipper i just wanted to be a contrarian shit#but apparently its just real now. whoops
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headspace sunnflower is so funny to me.
You can send the silly flower gay boy hell and then kill the silly flower gay boy in several horrific ways OR you can go on a killing spree date and hold hands with him as you two murder everyone else in several horrific ways for sport.
#I’m so normal (I’m lying)#this game doesn’t feel real. Imagine being the nicest person alive but also number one on gods wanted list#anyways#omori#omori spoilers#omori sunflower#nightshade is even funnier. Here’s the personification of my hope and my despair. Now kill each other. I mean kiss
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#obey me#lucifer#michael#i bet michael feels real bad about that by now#lying awake at night wondering if lucifer would still have rebelled if they had kept him away from the devildom
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i was thinking about how i wished leverage had a birthday episode for some of the characters cause that would be sweet, but then i realised something and basically…. okay here’s my thoughts in quotes form, just for fun
hardison: so when’s your birthday? i could plan something for us and the team to do and-
parker: i dont know
hardison: you don’t know… your own birthday?
parker: no, how would i know? pshh, cmon, you’re telling me you remember EXACTLY when you were born? watch this - hey, eliot, do you know your exact birth date?
eliot, innocently passing by, who was canonically anonymously dropped off at a hospital as an infant: no, how would i know?
parker: that’s what i said!
hardison: excuse me?? what is going on right now
sophie, walking into the apartment: whats wrong?
hardison: parker and eliot- well, okay, when’s your birthday? i just have to prove something.
sophie: …….july 12th
hardison: why did you pause? wait, is that your birthday or sophie devereaux’s birthday?
sophie: ………… (guilty silence)
parker: see, no one knows their real birthday! haha you’re so weird sometimes, hardison
hardison:
hardison: what the fuck guys
#leverageposting#wren speaks#leverage#parker leverage#alec hardison#nate knows his birthday i guess so i didn’t include him. if he was watching the whole time he would probably say ‘idk’ to mess w hardison#they’re having this convo in nate’s apartment but it’s like 3am & he’s asleep & they’ve all broken in to hang out#parker doesn’t know either bc of her ridiculously neglectful foster parents or bc she’s parker & her priorities are simply different to most#people. her birthday is irrelevant to thievery. and sadly probably not related to fun happy memories anyway.#sophie obviously is a good enough grifter to answer confidently but she feels a little bad abt lying to her family by now#meanwhile hardison had a normal foster nana who would have known his bday. most kids aren’t safe-surrendered like eliot so assumably#hardison would have a known bday. and he likes birthdays!#and he wants to throw parker a little party even if it’s a very unconventional parker bday that involves rappelling & jumping off buildings#but he is once again thwarted by the leverage team members having the strangest possible lives#he IS gonna give them each birthday parties tho. even if he has to make up some dates & stuff#sophie’s can be the fake date she gives if that’s what she rlly wants. nate’s real birthday is on file somewhere even if he’s being annoying#rn so hardison just has to do some basic hacking. eliot would have an approximate bday such as the day he was surrendered that his parents#would have celebrated throughout childhood. and parker’s would be april 1st bc that’s alice whites bday (and YOURE ALICE!!!)#as in it’s canonically in the online info abt alice white shown in the juror no.6 job & obvs that’s april fools so it’s funny :)#and hardison has a NORMAL bday unlike SOME ppl and yes he DOES expect presents you heathens!!
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dan simmons did ONE thing with theterrorbook that was better than the show and it was having the men model carnivale after the masque of the red death because they thought it sounded cool. licherally this
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TODAY IS GONNA BE EXCEPTIONAL! ⚠️
#mellohi draws stuff#milo murphy's law#milo murphy#mml#dwampyverse#i don't quite now how to tag this but i'm watching mml! i like milo a normal amount (lying) he's so silly :]#absolutely peak character i must say like he is just a guy™ who remains smiley and fun in spite of everything that goes wrong#he's just like me for real
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#evidence of life#regional gothic#religious gothic#nostalgia#memorycore#urban decay#(the rv is rusted to all hell)#rural decay#(because there’s no wood in urban decay apparently apparently this was literally shot in the most urban of areas lmao)#interiors#further proof that adrian is real like i was there in his family’s rv <3 my family’s rv <3#like yeah guys my girlfriend is real she just goes to a different school 🙄🙄🙄#photo took in 2024 feels like 2008 or 2009 to me…………#my photography#:3<3#bc its ur house hi ilu im posting this now bc you dipped on account of it being 4 on the west coast what do you think ive done for us mad@u#<- lying no mad just miss you yeah yeah take that gay shit to dms but i miss my girl fr he’s so pretty and 100% honking shoe rn <33
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doll spider is so real. charles and edwin are reuniting in hell and in the middle of whatever gay shit charles was starting to say doll spider bursts in like SHUT THE FUCK UP!! ENOUGH WITH THAT GAY SHIT!! I DONT WANNA HEAR THE REST OF THAT GAY ASS SENTENCE!! like good for her honestly. she was only chasing them up the stairs during the confession scene because she heard charles say that orpheus and eurydice line and knew it would only get worse from there. she just wanted them out of hell before she had to hear any more sickeningly romantic homo shit, man. and like i get it. mad respect, queen.
#doll spider they could never make me hate you#doll spider real protagonist of dbd#she tried to save us all#she just wasn’t fast enough </3#now i have every line; every look; every touch; every movement; every chuckle and breath from that scene#haunting me every second of everyday#like i know their name is pain land but GODDAMN#payneland wasn’t lying that pain do land#dead boy detectives#payneland#paineland#edwin payne#charles rowland#dbda#dead boy detective agency#save dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#the case of the very long stairway#edwin paine#edwin x charles#yeet my deet#yeet my deebd#dbd4ratch#dbdshow#pp42??#revive dead boy detectives
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it does actually mean a lot to me that solas brings up josephine as someone he respected and cared for in the inquisition btw. especially because they don’t have that many canon interactions in dai, if at all. just his quiet observations of josie’s unfailing kindness and work towards a better, more peaceful thedas being something that left an impression on him and even 10 years on, something he thinks of fondly. a god so convinced he has to break the world to fix it, who pauses to admire the way a diplomat can do it just by offering an olive branch
#josephine montilyet#dav spoilers#veilguard spoilers#dav#and it also means a lot that this doesnt change what he thinks he has to do#that proof is not even enough. so desperate for what he had that everything good still here pales in comparison#of all the people he would have mentioned i am pleasantly surprised its her#i have also not finished the game idc if hes lying to manipulate rook this is real to me now#it is not a writing asspull if it means a lot TO ME.#josie mention i love youuuu I LOVE YOUU#txt
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