#(lowercase yelling)

[valeriehalla]

at this point I just categorically have 90,000,000 times more fun on tumblr than the smoldering wreckage of twitter. like, twitter was already becoming kind of a drag for me before the hostile takeover, and now that cohost (hallowed be her name) is shutting down, it's like, well—i guess we doin’ tumbls again!! “it’s obviously the best one”

honestly, while the queer internet may never recover from the sucking wound that was and is tumblr’s NSFW ban—at least not as long as the united states of america continues to fail to take antitrust action against apple, google, and the payment processors collectively serving as the final boss of what’s allowed to be posted where on the internet—i’m starting to feel like tumblr is moving back into position as The Best Site For Artists regardless. my thoughts on this are half-formed, but it’s like this:

every other social media platform is either 1. tiktok, 2. hyper-obscure, or 3. slow-motion self-destructing to a degree way beyond even what tumblr inflicted upon itself in 2018. this is not a new sentiment i don’t think.

i think the fact that tumblr is unable to capture the literal billions of users every other platform is chasing makes it arguably a lot nicer for the users who are here. there is no way for an application to achieve a tiktok-sized install base that isn’t just naked manipulation and skinnerboxing. tumblr’s leadership seems either too incompetent to pull it off or too wise to try, and so we have what is effectively the last microblogging platform on the internet that’s actually still usable for microblogging.

also, a smaller-but-not-too-small audience is more engaged with what they’re seeing. simple as. a thousand notes on tumblr means more than a million views on tiktok and it always will.

of course, i am in fact making a living off of sexually-explicit art right now, and so tumblr cannot be my One Platform. i get away with it because the art is in service of a story hosted off-site, and so i never need to post The Whole Pussy on here; if i was exclusively an illustrator i’d be even less thrilled with the current state of things than i already ain’t. i guess this is just a testament to how truly bad The State Of Things has gotten, though. congratulations, tumblr: you really did win by doing absolutely nothing.

[cuntygeorgeharrison]

me if I didn't get a little treat 🤬❤️‍🔥🖕🏻

[pixelglam]

Hi Amelie, which lots do you use in that part of Brindleton Bay where the symbol is a shell, near a waterfall, I wanted to see these three houses on the smaller lots, they look beautiful aesthetically!

Hello, they really are perfect for the area!

Brindleton Family Home by JessicapieYT | Scandi Summer Home by lilsimsie

CUTE BRINDLETON BAY HOME by ShibaSimSim

[eirianerisdar]

Danica: "And I think Daniel's - I mean if I were him I would be nervous, you know? THERE'S SO MUCH MORE PRESSURE UP FRONT-"

*Camera pans to Daniel dancing and blasting a kilowatt smile on the side of the grid*

Ted: "...Really?"

[lvminisciel]

You are a god, and i am your scales.

not even close to a compliance, 

i am but mere scales, flocked around

bits of me will soon fall into the abyss

as you soared with your grace

amidst grayish hue

dutifully, every single being within me

shall worship you with no argue, unquestioning, unyielding.

not even close to an envoy, 

i live on day by day

believing that i am covering you, safeguarding, protecting—

even when Your might is greater than all of us combined 

i am but a mere mortal devoting my insignificant existence to you, 

an omnipotent immortal who shall rule this bountiful land 

dutifully i tread my path

whatever appeal you shall i serve

i am more than grateful to be alive within your grasp

please do use me to your heart's desire

a being dedicated to you and only you

if it is death you adore,

my carcass shall be handed to you on a silver platter

if it is life you crave,

then i shall travel between realms

even if it meant trapping my soul in the process

if it is love you yearn

then i repent, my Lord,

for i have none to give

nor do a temporal frame such as i

deserving of such decorum 

please forgive my incompetence, your Highness

you may have my skull in exchange, if you wish

[pinkfey]

went back and retyped my last post in lowercase instead of capitals because i am a meek and distinguished young lady with a great many manners. myriads of manners. an abundance of manners 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[gorillawithautism]

i realized i never said this here but

i don't like having my names capitalized

meaning i prefer "nafti" over "Nafti" and "pae" over "Pae"

this goes for nearly all of my headmates as well

[sexybritishllama]

i think the lv 100 dawntrail trial might be the most fun i've ever had playing a msq trial in this game. INCREDIBLY well designed, banger music, we nearly wiped like 3 times, 10/10

[heroicleader2763]

Crud. If Pin's not randomly yelling does that mean she's wasting away at the same time?

...

[jgcbikb]

okay void, i surrender

okay "the court" is tumblr and the next thing the audience "hears" is a horny wlw post

[braisedhoney]

simpbait plz :p

this is hysterical to me. it's just. it's so vague?? i respect the bluntness of it but also even if i was going to fill a request like this, there's no context. no character specified. just a plea for simpbait, whatever that entails.

iconic of you tbh.

[cloudcountry]

even my tiktok fyp is full of ikepri :')

but it's just Gilbert and Chevie edits ....

no cupcake or clavis? :C

[trollbreak]

The I want to send people messages of my half baked thoughts of characters bc it’s fun and I wanna share especially bc it involves their characters vs the knowing full fucking well that I will Not have the energy for literally anything other than putting down the message at their doorstep knocking on the door and sprinting away at top speed

[wanderingblindly]

why do I feel like im in a writing slump I posted twenty thousand words in january what is going on

[kasumitenbaz]

the immense happiness i felt when ぴぽぴぽ by serani poji is finally on spotify.... I HAVE NEVER EVER GIGGLED THIS HARD IM ACTUALLY SO GIDDY THIS WHOLE ALBUM IS MY LIFE

this whole album.... im gonna go pipopipo now

[rainedroptalks]

john sounds like someone put a cup on him