#(love it for me)

[sotangledupinit]

If I had a nickel for every time Jason Statham played a loner who adopted a little girl named Mei, I’d have two nickels.

Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it’s happened twice.

[strawberryfairi]

When you notice your writing's gotten better😩

I can't lie, when I look at the stories I've written over time, even from a year+ ago to now....bruh my writing has gotten so much better. I mean it's not anything MAGICAL or something but just overall, it's so much more descriptive and just....idk better.

I've really been practicing better writing and it's finally starting to show! Especially in my newest fic and one shots🥹

Yeah that's it, just had to get that out.

[demonlineswhore]

You ever have a full existential crisis cos you were brought up Christian but aren’t anymore but you still kind of believe in God and stuff but also disagree with stuff Christianity says cos reasons and then you question whether that means you’ll got to hell and start questioning your life and then get way too stuck in your own head and your anxiety goes through the roof you and just want to claw your brain out and die?

Yeah me neither

[cyarsk52-20]

Nick Fuentes's body, his cellmate’s choice. Forever.

”We can hate Nick Fuentes without making rape jokes.”

It’s literally a play on words on what he said, also, he deserves worse

2. Nick Fuentes has been ARRESTED. OH HAPPY DAY

[pinkanonhopes]

talking with a friend of mine about a book and i truly believe sharing interests and talking about them is one of the greatest things in the world and one of my love languages

[adolin]

did u expect your poll to get that many votes

honestly NO it's started as an in-joke thing with some friends but I benefit greatly from tumblr nepotism (=mutuals with better blogs and more followers) and so everyone must be subjected to my terrible takes <3

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[pauls-mescal]

Andrew Garfield talks to Elmo about grief and the passing of his mother

[yujateaandpi]

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

[twinliches]

i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

[azvhaalk]

glorious evolution

[swedenis-h]

Wife lovers till they die

[so-many-ocs]

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

[secretofeva]

U know what’s next

SOURCE: 🔴 secretofeva.com🔞