#(lighthearted joke)

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

fun fact: I unironically love all I want for christmas is you. this is just a joke

[kaydenspacebeam]

you like the nightmare before christmas for tim burton. i like the nightmare before christmas for danny elfman. we are not the same

[imactuallyacartooncharacter]

I made this one directly on the computer instead of sketching it on paper first!!! I had this idea for a while now, and I came to the conclusion it was simples enough to try out.

It's more Marceline being a Twilight junkie (she's "Team Alice").

Also, I was not ready for the colors to look so different from the computer to my phone, I literally colorpicked Marceline's skin color from my other drawings of her, and I could've sworn it was more blueish before.

[shadows-highlights]

hi [friend on other side of thr world] wake up i miss you

[cevtoons]

Just finished season five of LEGO Monkie Kid.

Here’s my season five preparedness checklist.

- Tissues. Two boxes at minimum. You’ll be crying your eyes out.

- Puke bucket. For the rollercoaster of emotions you’ll go through.

- A large bottle of water. You’ll get dehydrated from puking and hurt your throat screaming.

- Comfortable clothes. Get as comfy as you can, you’ll be in pain.

- Therapist on speed dial. You’ll need it afterward.

[2036sator]

[[ ' lawful hero agency ' why do they look like they would NOT win in a court room as lawyers ]]

[treespen]

#mmm eating this

-- everyone in this novel about Jonathan Harker

I was about to be funny back and say something about a certain someone objecting to that but

you know she craved that lawyer juice for a month long. Young and strong and right next to her. every night.

Another trait she shares with Drac is patience apparently.

[albaficalover]

What if gender was funnier ?

AMAB : Assigned Monster At Birth

AFAB :Assigned Fae At Birth

And of course the secret third gender :

AWAB : Assigned Walrus At Birth

[criitterbug]

um. formal apologies for the darwin hysteria

[wiretism]

NO FORMER IRL STOP LIKING MY POSTS IM EMBARASSING ON HERE

[jimmerzz0905]

me after telling my sisters I hope they become mice and explode

[angecel]

im nothing now im just the netzach maid dress guy to everypony .

[sleeby-bunny]

goddamn gender inflation, can’t have shit these days

[crabussy]

reblog for a larger sample size and to reduce sample bias!!

[softness-and-shattering]

Quick question amtrak-official, could you define 'easily' for me?

You have activated the part of my brain that thinks only about the lost opportunity of emus as a medieval cavalry mount

See, the thing with horses is that they are really big. This makes them able to carry lots, but it also makes them imperfect for maneuvering. Meanwhile emus are lightweight and bipedal, making them extremely maneuverable, and a significantly smaller target for arrowfire.

Also a few thousand years of domestication could probably give them sword wings, but I won't get into that.

See I'm not crazy emus could easily replace trains

[mlabyrinth]

Tom in Osaka...

Arrives on stage super excited

Social battery status: 100%

Soon after finds himself lost and confused...😐⁉️

Social battery status: 70%

Still confused, but now holds a hammer in hand and notices a plywood in front. Doesn't care to the listen to the instructions and proceeds the break the heck out of the plywood 😵

Exhausts himself from smashing the plywood 😪

Social battery status: 50%

Suddenly cannot take this anymore and wants to go home asap 😑

Social battery status: 20%

[Reluctantly] proceeds to wave like a king and clap like a child (both social cues had to be encouraged and demonstrated by the very excited Misha)

Social battery status: 0%, fully drained.

Proceeds to judge the still very excited Misha 😒

Finally gets to leave. Peace out ✌️

Unlikely friends are often the best kind I hope they exchanged phone numbers off stage and became bffs forever and always because I said so.