#(lia this is for u i hope u see this babe)

[2truehearts]

imagine gojo, who comes home in one piece, albeit littered with bruises and to-be scars of what battle he's won. you don't know what happened, nor do you intend to know unless your lover spills his distress on your living room carpet in your arms. he sways and struggles as you catch him just in time, a piece of you in your hold once again; his weight against your chest and head burrowed in the calm of your neck. he doesn’t speak, but he breathes into you—and that is all that matters. a hand on the small of your back, a lingering kiss of his fingertips to yours. you're not sure what to do, what to say, nor how to act—but he guides you, still. perhaps what he's doing is to say he'll crumble without you, that the very second you leave is his last. so, with open wounds and silent grievances, you let him bleed his distress out on your living room carpet; only the moon by your faraway kitchen window knowing what weight your lover's lost and what more he now has.

[archangeldyke-all]

Reader seeing sevs baby pics 🥺

She’s be the cutest little chub 😭

Hope you’ve recovered well too Angel!

lush <333 thank u so much i am feeling sooooo much better

men and minors dni

"babe, c'mere!" sevika shouts from her office.

you run into the room, expecting a problem, only to find sevika smiling up at you from the middle of the floor where she's surrounded by boxes. "what's this?" you ask.

sevika shrugs. "i was rearranging my storage closet, and i found some old baby photos of me. wanna see?" she asks.

you nearly break your back with how fast you dive to the floor. sevika cackles beside you as you settle down beside her and start making grabby hands. "show me, show me!" you demand.

you've never seen baby pictures of sevika before. her strained relationship with her dad means that the two of you only see him once or twice a year-- and those nights aren't spent happily reminiscing on her childhood-- you're usually there to insure no major fights break out.

you've imagined what sevika must've looked like as a kid-- but nothing compares to the picture she hands you. you gasp, reaching out to grab your girlfriend for stability as tears well up in your eyes.

sevika was such a cute baby. "this is you?!" you ask. sevika chuckles.

"is it that hard to believe?" she asks. it isn't. the eyes in the photo are sevika's-- but as a baby they were so much bigger. that smile is hers-- but her cheeks are chubby and pinch-able and sweet. she's grinning in the picture, little tufts of her hair sticking up at all angles, her face is covered in streaks of orange paint. "...babe?" sevika asks.

you blink up from the photo to look at your girlfriend, and you burst into tears. sevika gasps, wrapping you up in a hug and tugging you to her chest, laughing a little as she speaks. "a-are you okay? what's going on?!"

"you-- you were so cute!" you sob. sevika breaks into cackles.

"why are you crying?!" she asks.

"because-- you were so fucking cute! look at you sevika, look at that baby face!" you cry, clutching the picture to your chest. sevika chuckles and rubs your back. "oh my god, sev, i wanna wrap you up in a blanket and give you a hot chocolate-- look at your little cheeks!" you cry.

sevika snorts and kisses your cheek. "you're ridiculous."

"you're adorable." you say. "show me more." you demand.

sevika giggles. "are you just gonna look at my pictures and cry all night?" she asks.

"maybe." you say, flipping open an old photo album, your heart clenching at sevika's newborn hospital photos. "might take a break halfway through to try and make a baby with you though."

sevika bursts into laughter and kisses you soundly. "whatever you say, baby."

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[that-sarcastic-writer]

Bad Dreams

Re4R!Leon S. Kennedy X F!Reader

Summary: Leon has really bad nightmares after Spain, so you try to comfort him. This is just pwp

Warnings: explicit sexual content, minors dni, unprotected sex (wrap it before u tap it), p in v, brief fingering, riding, praise kink, slight somnophilia (she was already awake but hella sleepy), creampie, soft!dom leon, Leon has a mouth on him, the s in leon s kennedy stands for slut, leon has unresolved PTSD, language, established relationship, no use of y/n

WC: 2.3k

A/n: yall mfs are probably like but lia can u pls stop with the Leon shit. And my answer is no. I'm gonna write about that man until I get burn out of him. And since DI is coming out in July yall better get used to him. So yeah in the meantime while I finish my actual plot smut leon fics, here's this pwp to keep yall entertained, enjoy :)

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Ao3 link (but like pls still rb and shit on here thank u)

Gif cred to this tumblr

Reblogs and comments are highly appreciated!

Cold, a cold, gut wrenching chill ran through his entire body. He could feel it. He could feel himself start to lose control of his mind, of his body. He was frozen, stuck in his place. Only her screams drowned the voices. Her screams, they were deafening. Heart-wrenching. He needed to save her. He had to. But he couldn't. He couldn't save her. He couldn't fucking save anyone. Don't fight it. Just give in. Let it take over. Stop fighting. There's nothing to fight for. The screams. The fucking screams..

Leon—!

Leon's eyes shot open, and he sat up just as fast. Panting, chest glistening with sweat and his hair drenched. He blinked a couple of times as if he was trying to figure out if he was still dreaming. It wasn't dark or gloomy, his bedroom wasn't cold. He realized he was in fact in his bedroom, in his apartment, and he was still alive. He took a couple of long but shaky deep breaths as he ran a hand through his hair, moving in out of his face. He looked to his right side— shit. 

"Leon..?" You were still half asleep, eyes squinted as you reached out to gently grab his arm, now sitting up as well. 

"Sorry. Go back to sleep babe." 

"Hey," You said, now a bit more alert as you rubbed your face with one hand, "was it another nightmare?" 

A month. It had been a month since he came back from Spain. And almost every fucking night he was waking himself up halfway through the night, and by extension you. He felt bad. But you didn't blame him for it, he couldn't help it. Not that you could actually convince him of it though. 

"Yeah." He shook his head dismissively, eyes not meeting yours. "I'm fine."

"Do you think you can go back to sleep?" You asked softly, seeing on the clock next to his side that it was only 3:00 AM. 

"Don't think so." He muttered, still not looking at you. His hands were shaking a bit, and his breathing was still uneven, like he was counting his breaths in his head at an unsteady pace. "It's fine. I'm fine." 

"Leon…" 

"I'm fine." He emphasized, a bit more harshly, hoping you could turn the other way and go back to sleep, to leave him to deal with his own issues. But he could never convince you of that either. 

You frowned softly and without saying a single word you scooted closer to him until your chest was pressed to his arm. You left a kiss on his shoulder, and with your hand you turned his face in your direction. 

"Baby, it's okay." You soothed softly, bringing your lips to his jaw. As you left kisses up his freshly shaved jaw you could feel the lock in his muscles loosen. "I'm right here. You're safe with me. You're okay." 

He breathed unevenly through his nose, eyes shuttering as he turned his head fully, lips crashing against yours. Your soft gasp quickly turned into a satisfied hum. You parted your lips for him as his mouth captured yours, a large hand coming to rest at the back of your neck to bring you closer to him. You were still far too sleepy to match his intensity, but you allowed him to do as he desired. A soft grunt fell from his lips as he squeezed the back of your neck, tongue slipping into your mouth as his other hand irked up your exposed thigh— his old academy t-shirt doing very little to cover your lower half from his prying hand. But you didn't stop him, if anything you parted your thighs with ease. He groaned at this and without hesitation, he threw you over his lap, pulling you to sit on top of him.

"Mmm, you wanna ride me baby?" His tone was low, still slightly raspy from sleep, but he was anything but, he was wide awake, blue eyes big and full of need, desperate, desperate for your comfort and love. You were nodding in an instant. "Yeah? You think you can do that pretty girl?" 

"Uh huh." You mumbled as you looked at him through half lidded eyes, not being able to help rubbing yourself against his clothed cock. 

He exhaled unevenly through his nose, fingers squeezing your bare thighs as he lifted your hips enough to pull down your panties. He was settling you back on his crotch in an instant and you whined as soon as your clit brushed against the soft material of his boxer briefs. Leon hissed softly, bringing two fingers up to your lips. He raised his eyebrows at you, eyes commanding you without having to say the words. You happily parted your lips and he pushed the two fingers into your mouth. He hummed, watching you intently, lip pulled under his teeth as you coated his fingers with your saliva. 

"Mmm yes, good." He hummed as he pulled his fingers from your mouth and instantly pressed his soaked fingers against your clit. He watched with pride as your lips fell open as he spread the wetness over the sensitive bud before he circled them around your entrance. "Fuck, did I tell you how much I missed this pussy? Wanna fuck this pussy so bad baby." 

"Oh Leon— yes— please… Mhmm—!" His fingers slipped into your wet core with ease. The way he could so easily manipulate your body into submission, into needing him, it was beyond comprehension. But you didn't need to understand it. You just wanted him to use you for comfort, you wanted to make him forget. "Please Leon. Please let me ride you now." 

His response was closer to a guttural groan than to any words, but he happily complied. His fingers left you as he attempted to tug down his boxer briefs, you lazily lifted your hips enough for him to pull out his cock. A heavy sigh left his lips as his cock slapped against his stomach. He reached to grab a hold of your hips, but you placed your hands on his chest and gently made him lie on his back. He looked at you with big eyes, a bit surprised by your eagerness, but fuck he'd be damned if he complained. A soft smirk tugged at his lips as he watched you clumsily and a bit messily position yourself above him, coating his cock in your slick.

"Ah— Shit, c'mon baby. C'mon." He spoke through exhales, trying his best not to force you down on his cock himself. But you were sleepy, so tired but still wanting to please him, you could take your time. And you did a minute or so later, he watched with parted lips as you slowly sank down on his cock until only a little bit was left, but he knew you couldn't fit all of him. "Ohhh yes. Yes good girl. Fuck." 

"Oh— mhmm! Fuck Leon." You whimpered, nails digging into his chest as you rocked your hips, eyes already closed as you adjusted to the feeling of him before you were lifting yourself up enough to slam down on his cock, again, and again. 

"Oh my sweet girl, you're doing so well," the praise came through a breathy moan, his eyes only half lidded as he watched you bounce on his cock, one hand gripping your hip and his other arm was behind his head. "Mhmm yeah, fuck yourself on my cock baby— ah— yeah, just like that." 

You were trying, god you were fucking trying. Fucking yourself on Leon like your life depended on it, your moans almost as pathetic as your attempts at keeping up with the pace you both wanted and needed. Poor thing, you were holding for dear life, body over Leon's, clutching the arm under his head as your hips moved. And Leon? He didn't even look like he was breaking a sweat. 

"Ugh— mhm fuck… Leon.." You were whining desperately into Leon's neck, every muscle in your body aching with heat. He could hear the shift in your voice, you weren't just whining, no, you were asking him. "Leon." 

"What do you need, baby?" He moved your face from his neck, eyebrows furrowed with concern as he could feel your pace start to slow. "Why'd you stop?" 

"'M sorry.. I wanna.." Oh, he got it. You wanted him to do it. A small smirk pulled at his lips. "Can you…" 

"Oh pretty girl. Are you tired? I'm sorry baby, I'm sorry I woke you. But don't worry, I'm still gonna fuck you to sleep." He wrapped an arm around your torso, holding you firmly as he sat up. He moved to sit on his knees, your legs tightly wrapped around his waist. He snapped his hips, your body bouncing in his grip. Your face fell into his neck again, crying out when his cock brushed against that sensitive spot inside your walls. "Yeah, right there?" 

Again, again, and again. He held you around his hips, making sure you felt each rock of his hips, and every time his cock hit your most sensitive spot. 

"Yes! Fuck Leon— oh God— yes, don't stop please!" 

You didn't even have to tell him. He'd be damned if he stopped before he could feel the squeeze of your tight walls, before he could hear the lewd sound of his cock slapping against your wet cunt. Never. He'd die first. He held you tight, one arm still firm over your back, pressing your chest against his, while the other hand was deep in your hair, pulling just as hard as you were pulling his. 

"Mhmm I wouldn't dream of it, baby. Not gonna stop until you're screaming my name, shaking when you come— ah— can already feel it." He moaned every word, his own need for release slipping. Only you could make him lose control like this, only you could be both his instability and his comfort. It made you want to give in, all of yourself, to him. "Look at you, holding me so tight, taking me so fucking well. God. You're so goddamn perfect— agh—" 

"Mmmm please… please Leon, I wanna come." You were whining the words into his neck, nails digging into his back as you held on for dear life, his punishing thrusts not once letting up, only getting you closer to falling apart. 

"I'm gonna make you come, don't worry." He breathed out a laugh, lips pressed to your hair as he sneaked a hand between your bodies, slick fingers pressing down on your swollen clit. It didn't take much more for you to fall into a shuddering fit of sobs, nails digging into his shoulder blades and toes curling as your wetness seeped around his cock. "Mhmm yes, fuck yes. Good girl."

He used his other arm to pull your body up as it slouched against his chest. He only chuckled breathlessly as your body gave out on top of him as soon as you orgasm washed over you. He held you firmly as he drilled into you, now chasing his own release. His eyes were screwed shut, blonde hair sticking to his forehead as he pressed his face into your chest, rasped whimpers falling from his lips. 

"Ahh— Fuck, your pussy— God— can't get enough of it. I don't ever want to leave this room. You're the only good thing in this fucked up world. The prettiest— mhm fuck." He knew he all he was saying is nonsense, and he knew you weren't fully listening, still half asleep and utterly fucked out, but you were still conscious enough to whimper his name. Like weak praises, weak and pathetic, but fuck, it was the prettiest sound he'll ever hear. "Shit. Fuck. Gonna come baby— ah yes— say my name just like that. Mhmm fuuuck." 

Leon held you down on his cock, hips slightly twitching in aftershock as he spilled himself inside you with a guttural moan of your name that almost made you want to come again right then and there. It was silent for a long while as you simply held each other. His face on your chest and yours on top of his mess of bed/sex hair, and he was hugging close, damn near bear hugging you. You didn't want to move him. You knew if there was something he needed in this world was to feel safe. And you would burn the whole world just to give him that. 

"Thank you." You finally heard his voice, it was mumble, almost muffled by your (his) t-shirt. You irked up an eyebrow, eyes hooded as you opened them to look at him. 

"For what?" You mumbled quietly, sleep and tiredness slowly taking over you again. He lifted his head, there was this tiny smile on his face. He moved you both around until he was laying on his back again and you were laying on his chest, only then he answered. 

"For making me feel… safe." He paused for a few seconds before saying the word, and you could hear the lightheartedness in his voice. Like he no longer felt that tug on his chest, or that pull in his head. For now at least. "I'm never going to forget the things that I've seen and done, I might have nightmares for the rest of my fucking life, but… when I'm with you I feel like.. Like I can breathe so.. Thank you." 

You rested your hands on his chest as you leaned up enough to press a kiss to his lips. It was slow, gentle and loving. He had only started to learn about those things when he met you. 

"I love you Leon." You sighed happily, nuzzling your face into his neck. He hummed softly, inhaling the scent of your hair, the fresh lavender and vanilla comforting him in the best way possible. He pressed a kiss to your hair and closed his eyes. 

"I love you. And I don't think you'll ever understand just how much you mean to me." 

He had nightmares every night, every night since Raccoon City. But on some nights with you, he would sleep through the night happily.

[sofs16]

rehearsal?

my first lando fic hehe

lando norris x influencer!reader

fc: madeline argy

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⤷ yn @ynlauver idk… when do we ever know what i’m saying tho

mclando4 mclaren wyd here 😋

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STUPID FUCKING STUPIDDDDDDD

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Replying to @ynsbaee yn @yn • 41m your mother is an idiot. WHO CALLS QUALIFYING “REHEARSALS” AND THINKS THE CARS GO IN ONE AT A TIME AND SAYS IT TO THE FUCKING DRIVERS IM SO STUDPIC IM GOING TO MFKSSM 😭😭😭

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is yn talking abt f1.. HELLO?

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Replying to @ynsracetrack lia @ynloml • 1m THE FUCK SHE MET LANDO AND OSCAR

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landonoririzz lando.. we see you…

landohasrizz so proud of our boy! met his long time crush 😵‍💫

⤷ ynxoxo who wouldnt have a crush on my wife?

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landonorris Anytime! You looked great today 🧡

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landonorris Anytime! Hope you enjoyed 🧡🧡🧡

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landonorris Anytime! Hope you’re enjoying Monaco so far 🧡

⤷ yn oh believe me, i did ;)

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oscarpiastri We had a good laugh, all good! Enjoy the race tomorrow 🧡🏆

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ynwifeys HARD LAUNCH WHAT

ynmotherly mother knows what she did putting that last slide in her hard launch

landonorris Well, I am a passenger princess and you’re a better driver 😁🧡

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guys is ynlando still alive.. they havent interacted with each other since monaco … 😓

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replying to @ynlandos lia @ynloml they can’t be over, i refuse.

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landonorris Word on the street is me and my gf broke up? Huh? Lando NoRizz never took off for a reason 🧡 Happy 7 months @yn lovely 🫀

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yn i’ve done a lot of researching over the last 7 months to the point i can become the team principal! (andrea this is a JOKE IM SORRY). anywyas, love u my cutie patootie photographer @ landonorris loveulovuelovu

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[bau-drabbles]

lia im so sorry ur not feeling super awesome :(

how about comforting stressed Spencer? a case had been really hard on him so reader helps him change when he gets home or something whatever you wanna do it doesn’t have to be that exactly! but I just wanna comfort this boi so bad 😖

thank u sm babe <3 🥹 sorry i got to it late but i hope you enjoy. it's kinda rushed but i'll probably redo it later :)

afterglow

you're in the bedroom, getting changed for bed until you catch sight of your boyfriend in the mirror. your eyes watch him a little alarmed, seeing his absolutely defeated form.

its the way he comes in, you know something had happened. spencer looks absolutely defeated as he leans his body on the bedroom door, his head against the wall trying to collect his thoughts but they're spiralling and he feels a breakdown occurring at any second now. the first tear falls and you turn to face him properly, looking at him with slight shock and sympathy. he looks at you, his hazel eyes are so full of sadness you could almost drown in them.

"you wanna talk about it?" you ask softly walking towards him and he shakes his head, sniffling as he brings you in closer. you can see the tears brimming his eyes and while he's determined not to crumble, he doesn't have control over his emotions now.

"just wanna forget" he mumbles in your neck and you nod, stroking your hand through his curls tenderly.

"here, come and change and we can watch something" you gently pull him inside the bedroom

despite him being taller you reach up and untie his tie, he watches you as you gently place the material on the side. then you unbutton his cardigan, letting it slip over his shoulders. his shirt is the next to go while he pulls it over his head. you grab his pj top and help him into it while he discards his work trousers and places his pajama bottoms on. he looks so adorable in the dark green set, you can't help a soft chuckle leaving your lips. the corners of his lips turn upwards, watching you in happiness. he's so glad he has you to come home to, he has you that cares for him

"you hungry?" you ask, looking at him. he nods and before you can turn to the kitchen, his arms pulls your waist in and he sighs softly in your neck.

"can we just stay like this for a second?" he mumbles softly, his hands tightening slightly over your hips and you chuckle, bringing him closer as your arms go around his neck

"whatever you need"

[honeylations]

SHIN RYUJIN x FEM!READER

Prompt: You wanted to spend your day off playing your new Pokémon video game but seeing your hot ass girlfriend walk around the dorm in nothing but a bra and sweatpants, your plans changed.

Warnings/Notes g!p Ryujin, dick riding, mentions of Yeji

A/N: for those anons that requested Ryujinnie :p

———

Happily placing your new Pokémon game and your switch on your bed, you quickly made a run downstairs to the kitchen and started searching through the pantry, snatching every bag of chips you could find.

Doing the same to fridge shortly after for any soda or juice boxes.

“Are you aware you have 5 other members living under the same roof as you?” Yeji asked.

You almost got whiplashed from how fast your turned your head to the dining table where Yeji, Lia, Chaeryeong, and Yuna were eating the Kimchi Jigae your girlfriend had kindly cooked.

Actually, it was just so Yuna could stop whining about hungry she was. Speaking of your girlfriend, you noticed she wasn’t around.

“Where’s Ryu?”

“Taking a shower. Now are you gonna explain what the hell you are doing?” Lia crossed her arms and eyed the Doritos and Turtle Chips locked in your arms after shoving cans of Mountain Dew into your pants and hoodie pockets.

“Since it’s our day off, I’m gonna spend the entirety of it playing the new Pokémon game Yuna gifted me” You smiled at Yuna who received a pinch by the leader.

“I told you not to buy her that game”

“But I love Y/n Unnie so much!” The youngest pouted.

You blew her a kiss. “Love you Yuna. It doesn’t hurt learning a thing or two from her, Yeji Unnie” You joked.

Yeji raised her fist and muttered under her breath.

“How’s the food guys? Hope I didn’t make it too spicy for you, Chaer” Your lovely girlfriend appeared in a grey Calvin Klein bra and grey sweatpants.

Her hair was blow dried and on her neck was the silver chain you bought her on your 2nd year anniversary. After playfully ruffling Yuna’s hair, she made her way to you and paused to look at your little crime.

“Hi baby” You smiled.

“At least save some for us, my love” She pouted and hugged you regardless of your full hands.

“Sorry, need it to survive”

“We do too you selfish brat!” Chaeryeong yelled.

Ryujin stepped back to reach into the cupboards and grabbed herself a bowl. “Alright, time to eat”

“Thanks for the kimchi jigae, Ryuddaengs!” Yeji said.

“You’re very welcome. Babe you wanna eat with me?”

Little did she know, you had placed all the snacks and drinks you took on the kitchen counter, busy eyeing your shirtless girlfriend and her flexing muscles. Your eyes travelled to her veiny muscular hands that reminded you of the nights she loved wrapping it around your throat when you two fucked-

“Baby?” Ryu called out to you again.

Her voice sent a tingle to your core being enough of a reason for you to make her abandon her bowl and drag her upstairs.

“Grab your earphones, girls” Yeji sighed while pinching her nose bridge.

Locking you and Ryujin in your bedroom, you pushed her to her knees and rushed to push your sleeping shorts down.

“U-Uh”

“Shut up and put your mouth to good use” You hissed after discarding your shorts, showing the damp spot on your white panties. “Look what you did”

“All for me, darling?” Ryujin smirked, running her hands around your thighs before gently parting them.

“You know what you were doing, walking around looking so fucking hot. Now finish what you started”

“Of course, Princess”

The kneeling girl started licking you over the panties, making it more wet than it already was. She then managed to get you to remove it before sucking on your clit. Your hand grabbed onto her hair while the other held her shoulder to keep your balance.

“Mmm yes Ryu” You softly moaned, arching your back when you felt her tongue slide inside.

“Always tasting so good” Ryu panted before diving back in, making you grind into her mouth and not caring that your juices were drowning her.

She used two fingers to rub at your clit while she continued pushing her tongue deeper inside. “F-Fuck oh my god!”

Her deep moans started to make you shake, already having the need to cum all over her pretty face. “N-No can’t c-cum yet. Wanna do it on your cock” You cried.

Ryujin heard it clearly so she pulled away and stood up, wrapping her right hand around your throat to pull you in for a hot sloppy kiss, allowing you to taste yourself.

“I like seeing you try to dominate” She smirked into the kiss.

You scoffed and pushed her to sit on the edge of the bed. “I better see that cock out once I finished undressing” You ordered to which Ryujin shrugged and obeyed.

You stripped out your (her) hoodie, showing that you had no shirt nor bra underneath. And just like you asked, Ryujin was bare from the waist down, dick rock hard and she’s leaning back on her hands, smiling at you.

You sat on her lap, instantly holding onto her strong shoulders and connected your lips again. She massaged your waist before helping you sit on her standing cock, releasing a breathy moan into her mouth.

“Mmm, always so tight for me right baby?” She whispered.

You nodded while throwing your head back, letting your girlfriend’s lips attack your breasts, ensuring she marked you enough.

“F-Fuck, so big so big so big” You cried into her neck while moving your hips up and down.

“Very disrespectful of you to not let me eat with the other girls” Ryujin suddenly commented, forcing your hips to go faster and her nails dug into your waist.

“I-I’m sorry”

“I bet you’re being loud to get a rise out of Yeji Unnie, right? Wanting her to break through that door to punish you for being loud by stuffing her cock in your mouth? You’d like that wouldn’t you princess?”

The thought got you crying harder as you bounced roughly on your girlfriend’s cock. She brought her lips to your ear and chuckled.

“I don’t mind sharing you with her for one night. I know you’re a slut for cock”

“Y-Your cock is my favourite, Ryu” You sobbed, kissing her lips for reassurance.

“Hm I know. And I’m gonna make sure it’s the only cock you beg for” She growled and started thrusting her hips up, fucking you harder.

“Ryujinnie!” You screamed, clawing at her shoulders and drool escaped the side of your lips.

“Fucking pathetic. Trying to control me when you fall apart just like this. Be thankful I’m feeling nice today” Your girlfriend groaned.

“Thank you baby! Thank you thank you” you rambled, reaching one hand down to rub at your clit, seeing the way your stomach bulged at each deep thrust.

“Gonna cum with me baby?” She panted.

Lost in so much pleasure, you could only nod and allow Ryujin to fuck you like a doll, shoving her tongue down your throat while her hips drilled into your desperate cunt.

“Cumming…Ryu I’m cumming!” You voiced out and your legs started shaking.

“Fuck” You heard her growl into your jaw, finishing with long lazy thrusts as she emptied her cum inside, feeling it escape your abused lips.

“Are y’all done?” Yeji’s voice suddenly spoke on the other side of the door.

Ryujin, despite her tired state, smirked and eyed your breathless figure in her lap. “Yeah, I guess. Why you wanna join?”

“I’m not opposed to it but not today. Are you still gonna eat?”

“Oh right. Baby, I’m gonna eat now” She poked you but your little snores gave it away.

She kissed your head and rubbed your head. “Be there soon, Unnie just give me 10 minutes”

A/N : sorry it’s so short, I’m running out of ideas T^T

[elleoir]

Unknown Season 1 episode 3

A/N:Hi guys this is the ………. Episode I hope you guys enjoy

???: Hi babeeeeeeeeee

Y/n OH. MY. GOSHHH YEONJUNNNIEE, HOW DID YOU GET TO KOREA, WHY ARE YOU IN ITZY HOUSE, WHER-

???2: HEY SO YOU DID NOT MISS THE REST OF US

Y/n: Of course I missed you guys all of you okay kai

???3 I knew we should have just stayed in america

Y/n: When I get my hands on you soobin you are so fucked

Soobin: Can’t wait let go break a bed

Y/n: ewwww

Yeonjun: Babe I can't wait to kiss you and break a bed while I fuc-

Y/n: First of eww, Second of how dare you shamelessly flirt with me and lastly stop calling me that

Yeonjun: Uhh does my mimi babyyyy miss you me that much you must be lonely without me

Y/n: The only thing that misses you is my pink slippers on your checks

Yeonjun: *Dramatically gasped *OH MY GOSH Y/N MY PERFECT FACE HOW DARE YOU

Y/n:* Rolled her eyes playfully and smiled very brightly* Where is Tae and Gyu Oppa

Yeonjun: Oh they are raiding Itzy fridge together with Kai and soo see

Background Otp other side:

Ryunjin: WHO LET ANIMALS IN TO OUR HOUSE?

Yuna: MORE QUESTION IS I DIDN'T NO WE WERE LIVING WITH an animal

Chae: BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK AND HELP

Lia: God my ears

Background end

Yeonjun: Well yeah

Y/n: Gosh it not up to one day you guys are there and you already raiding things

Chae: Y/n come fast and take them out of here

Y/n: To where?

Chae: One of your mansions duhh* sassy yet playful tone*

Y/n: Hell no I learnt my lesson enough just take them to a hotel or something am coming

Chae: Okay

Y/n: I can't wait to see my tae bear

 * END OF OTP*

Y/n: Umm- Holy Shit

Everyone ex Y/n: What!!

Y/n: Umm nothing how long were ALL of you standing there I thought you guys already left

Jin: Cooking

J-hope&Yoongi: Helping

Namjoon: Reading a book

Hyunjin: combing my hair

                FEW MINUTES LATER     

Wooyoung: Am I also supposed to make an excuse* Confused and innocent*

Everyone ex wooyoung and Mingi: * Gave him 'What the fuck look' *

Mingi: No one told me were making excuses

Y/n: *Laughs a little*  Well as I better get going * I carried my phone and was about to walk out of the kitchen door when-*

Jin: When are you coming

Y/n: Considering the distance and 5 psychopath plus Chae unnie lectures on some bullshits I never listen might take a little long

Jisso: Can you try please

Y/n: Okay

Jimin: Should I drive you

Y/n: N-n-no I have my motorbike. Plus I don't want to die at such young age* Mumbles the last part but everyone heard it

Yoongi: You have a motorbike? I thought you were just showing of

Y/n: No no no I actually do* Brings out her bike keys * see

Jungkook: Cool I wanna see it

Y/n: Uh sure I guess it in the garage

Everyone ex Y/n & Jk: We wanna see to

Y/n: SURE!!!!!

                         At the garage      

Taehyung: Woah it huge

Hyunjin: Wait this is a costume made………..

Y/n: Yeah It my beautiful hot baby like it momma

San: Okay that was both weird and cringe* Chuckled *

Namjoon: How did u get it

Y/n: Hate to much question but it was my best friends, those 5 dorks, woo oppa and eomma that bought it for me on my 16th birthday

Woo: Woah what age did you start to drive

Y/n: Oh 10

EVERYONE EX Y.N: 10 does eomma

Y.n: hehe busted * With that she climbed on her bike put her helmet on an drove with an incredible speed while shouting* BYEEE * And with that she disappeared*

Hyunjin: Oh my gosh HAIRR* dramatically

Jin: Guys I think Y/n is our lost sis

Everyone ex jin: Yeah

Jimin: Worst reunion ever

Chan: What do you mean by that

Lisa: Unnie & Oppa I think we should go to the living and seat we have something to discuss* Verge of tears*  

A/n: None of them said another word and the all went to the living room waiting for some speak in the awkward silent

Hoseok: Dude spill should we be worried

Jennie: Jisso Unnie do you think she will forgive us?

Jisso: What do you mean?

J-hope: Why are you so nervous

Jungkook: Yeah Y/n might actually be our sister you should be happy*cute tone*

Jimin: Kay promise you won't shout

Jisso: I promise you that you might not die

Taehyung: Good deal Jimin you say it

Jimin: Hell nahh Lisa you say it

Lisa: I aren't saying shit what am gonna do is start packing my stuff and dig ahole jinne you say

Hyunjin: Sorry I like my hair and face just the way it is Jen nonna you say it

Jennie: *Burst out crying* I did the one thing I said I will never do and I can't stand myself right now I used my everything my brain, my muscle my shitty mouth, my fucked up mouth, my bitchy hands I-I-I HURT MY OWN BABY SIS I PLANNED WITH SOME OTHER GUYS AND TOKE HER TO THE BASEMENT BIT HER CUT TOUC-

Jisso: What did you just say* crying*

Jennie:…….

Jungkook: WHAT THE FUCK NONNA WHERE WAS I WHEN ALL THIS HAPPENED

Hongjoon: You, Jisso and j-hope went to shop and store up some snacks

J-hope: Okay but what of hyungs and unnies- Oh wait I get it because you didn’t care am sure they

[whoseafraidofliloleme]

It kinda was but kinda wasn’t, ngl I expected Zoa but not really Jihan as she wasn’t mentioned much…lowkey was expecting it to be Lia 😂 but honestly the Peace fic has such a special place in my heart and I’m always re-reading it it’s just so good and a perfect mix of everything. I would also just like to preface I love all of your enhypen works not just the hogwarts ones heheh.

Ngl with Jin being my BTS bias I giggled seeing the flying kiss gif 🤭 I’m actually soooo glad you talked about the album cause now I can talk about it too. Honestly I love the album as a whole and I really love when artist can do different concepts and emotions in songs especially in an album as it makes it so much more complex and non repetitive…. Maybe that’s why I started stanning Enhypen when they debuted 🤔 plus I love me some songs with hidden meanings and stories with all the plots somehow correlating to each other.

Anywhoooo rn my go to song is another level it kinda gives me old school kpop vibes like Pray(I’ll be your man) by BTOB. It’s gonna sound a lil silly/unrelated but I do still love super tuna lmaooo something about that song is just so Jin and cute and fun and so unserious and I love that so much. Honestly makes my day brighter hearing it and imagining his windshield wiper laugh missed him so bad 😭 speaking of tangent I had bought tickets for the one time they were gonna be in FL and it got postponed then cancelled cause of covid so I’m really hoping I’ll be able to see them when they all come back inshallah 🤞🏼

Oooo make sure you stay warm and healthy babes 💕 but I definitely feel you on the liking colder weather part I moved out of state to live with my parents and younger brothers again and rn with the seasons changing all of the tree leaves are turning various shades of Orange, red, and brown and I’m loving it! Plus the below 10 degree weather(Celsius) is nice, well at least for myself and one of my brothers lol my mum and dad keep complaining the house is freezing 😂.

You’re soooo sweet omg 😭 thank you for wanting to read my Jake fic. I did end up tagging you in it as I finally finished and uploaded it (warning I got carried away and it’s 18.2k words), feel free to pm me your thoughts if/whenever you get around to reading it. I will babes, you as well make sure to take care of yourself well!! 💕

Lol, I definitely made it obvious that Zoa is one of the gossip girls. I liked twisting it by having Jihan a hufflepuff that was being a major bitch for no real reason other than she didn't like YN 😂. Peace was such fun to write, I definitely like that I tried something new to me and it wasn't a complete failure 😅😂. Aww thank you for loving all my enhypen works 🥹🥹. If I could ask which ones would be ur top? Obviously Peace but apart from that top 3 or 5? With reasons please🥹 Whichever is easier to pick. I'm fascinated by knowing this stuff.

Well knowing Jin is ur bias too, I'm adding a Jin gif at the end of every ask now 😂. Gotta spread his world wide handsome. Lol, let us fangirl about our bias. I agree, the album as a whole is just so good, if anything I want more from Jin 😫 only 6 songs ws too short.

Having Gary Barlow as a song writer was a surprise for me, I was maybe expecting Chris Martin to be involved somehow. Tbf I don't really know Gary Barlow all that much apart from when he was a judge on X Factor UK which I watched as a teenager. The Brit pop rock feeling of Running Wild is great for me but again my favourite song changes every listen.

Super Tuna never fails to bring a smile to my fave 😂. It's so silly and childish but so totally Jin at the same time. Like only this man can make an emotional song abt going to military and loving his fans but also have a silly ass tune abt catching Tuna. The versatility with this man is wild and I genuinely love everything he's putting out, I havent watched any of the stuff, I'm saving it all for a rainy day when I need my bias to pick me up.

Inshallah u get to see them live. I hope I can too one day. One of my best friends for my birthday in 2021/22 I think took me to see BTS in concert at the cinema, when they did the whole PTD in cinemas? It was a wonderful experience but it just made me want to see them live even more.

I am a winter baby through and through. Gimme the cold over summer any day 😂. The snow didn't stick, atleast not in my part of London but that was cause it was raining at the same time 😂. It did continue to be freezing for the next few days but it's gotten better. That cold spell was wild for the few days we had it 😂.

Girlie gimme that power to be able to write 18.2k words pls. I couldn't leave a comment as I read the fic on my way to work but I thoroughly enjoyed every second of it. I don't tend to read Jake fics but u just sucked me in and I couldn't stop reading.

Stay hydrated, take care and remember self care and to always love urself as much as our bias loves himself 💞.

[regiesgfreal]

POV:You parents

(just imagine they look diff if you want)

''BABE!'' you heard scream from your husband in the backyard. You walk outside with tissues in your hand.''I new it!''you said looking at your older son Bray. ''Mom seriuosly!''he said angriely.''I told ya!You need to keep your glasses with drinks in the house and not outside.''you telling him while giving him tissues.''Was it good idea have kids?''you asked looking at your husband, he looked at your look

''But i enjoyed the procces''said hyunjin while coming at the back of and started to hug you.''Ewwwww dad!''said your 13 y/o son.''Too young to understand!''you said while smiling and looking at your love.''Daddy daddy give his flower to mom!i wanna see how you propes her!''said little 6 years old Lia.Hyunjin took the flower and standes on his knee.''Y/n Y/l!Would you like to have my last name Hwang?''said hyunjin mocking his young voice.''YES YES I WOULD!''you said.Lia smiled and you get back to cooking breakfast.

Time skip-9;30am

''Come guys finish your breakfast ans go get ready!Bray Volleyball today!''you said.''Lia!Bestie's sleepover!Then Bray Mrs Taylor will took you to you bsf house!Me and your dad have plans.''you said while opening the car to put ypur daughter's and son's bags in there.

Time skip-6;12pm

''Babe!''u screamed from up stairs.You heard your husband coming up stairs.and now this footsteps right infront of your door.''Can i come in?''he asked.''Yep!'' you answerd, he looked at you with smile.

Your outfit

''You want other kid?''he asked while coming closer and pick you up.You just giggle.He softly throw you in the bed and started to kiss your neck.Then it's came up with his taking your underwear off.Then with him getting naked.He took his shirt off.

And then you know!

Time skip-8;30pm

Hyunjin was showering you already did.You heard a bellrings.You found hyunjin's shirt on the floor and put it on

''Oh hi!Kay thanks for driving Bray home!We were busy!''you said.After that you talked a little about volleyball game they had with your son's bsf dad.

Time skip-9;00pm

''babeeeeee!''you heard hyunjin screaming when he walks by the stairs.''where is my-''he lookes at you.''mmmmmg?''you lookes shocked''nevermind i was searching for my shirt!but ok you can take it till tomorrow!''he said with towel around his waist.

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So how was it guys?Hope you like it.And i follow every person that like my work!

[vampye0]

wow.

☆ smut; some fluff if u squint,,bf!unexperienced!eric, semi-experienced!reader, breast and nipple play, boob sucking ;), reader has nipple piercings, hand job, kissing.

☆ summary; you and your bf eric were hanging out together in your room, when eric told you he’d like to change his look a bit. when you showed him something unexpected, things turned heated.

🎐💭: hey guys it’s lia!! so i’m finally writing abt my husband 🤞i hope you guys enjoy!! leave a comment if you’d like! <3 have a gr8 day or night!

you and eric were always wondering things abt each other but never really asked. it’s not that you guys didn’t care enough to ask, it’s just a little awkward to ask.

“hey babe” “mhm” “i was thinking of getting a new piercing to change up my look a bit, what do you think?” your eyes widened. “oh my god, please tell me your getting an eyebrow piercing, bc that would be so hot on you” “i was actually thinking abt getting that one” “you totally should when i got my nipple piercings i felt so hot” eric paused on what he was abt to say. “hold on you have nipple piercings” his eyes wide and he stayed still in one spot of the bed. “oh shit yeah i forgot to tell you, do you wanna see?” “d-do i wanna s-see” eric stuttered. you nodded. “s-sure.”

you took your bra off and lifted your shirt up. you watched erics face as his ears quickly went red. you can tell his mouth went dry a bit. his eyes looking from your boobs to your eyes. “you can touch them you know” you spoke up. “if never really touched a boob b-before.” “that’s ok, here” as you grab his large hand onto your boob, slightly massaging it. you breathe getting heavier, eric takes notice that you take a liking into you boobs being touched like this, made him more curious. your hand travels to his forearm, to his neck, pulling him into a peck that quickly turns into a hot make out.

sucking onto his lips, biting, and pulling as much as you can. eric tent becomes more visible to you, so you quickly straddle his lap, sitting down and continuing to abuse his lips. he breaks the kiss momentarily to suck onto your neck as he plays with your piercing. you moan as you pull onto his hair a bit. the more curious he got, the more it was harder to restrict his dick out of his sweats. his head moving to the other breast, giving it slow kitten licks, and rough sucks.

eric looks so good like this, sucking—playing with your boobs, lips swollen from the work he was putting into, the sweat beading on his forehead. the air was so hot, you just knew he needed to cool down, and get some relief. you pull away for a minute to pull his sweats off, taking his hard dick out of the hole in the boxers. taking the mix of his precum and your spit, slowly rubbing up and down. he grabs your head to pull you into another kiss, moaning into it. “does it feel good?” eric nods as his eyebrows furrowed, opening his mouth into an 'o' shape. small whimpers appeared out of your mouth as he latched his lips back onto your boob.

his breath hitches as he’s so close to cumming. sucking hickies onto his neck, moving your hand faster, swiping your thumb across his tip. “mm so close, oh fuck” eric moans into your mouth. white ropes landed into your hands dripping down the row of your fingers. “wow.” eric breathes out. you giggled as you licked his cum off your fingers, pulling him back for another kiss. “maybe i should get the eyebrow piercing” eric laughs out as he puts his dick back into his boxers, lifting his hips up to put his sweats back on. “a piercing can do a lot, even give you some firsts” you winked. “thank you babe” eric kisses you. “anytime babe.. now come cuddle me!!!” you yelled as he tackled you into bed, cuddling you to sleep.

[momoshin]

omg wait one more i promise lol BUT itzy taking ryu to a strip club for her birthday and her taking a liking to stripper!yn :( like the way she’d be so touchy and blushy when it was her turn for a lap dance or watching yn dance :(

you know as soon as she walks in the door who she is, mostly because of the description her friends gave you when setting up the appointment, but also because of the red ribbon across her torso that spelled ‘birthday girl’ and glowed under the entrance lights.

“that’s yours?” your coworker asks, reapplying lip gloss as she looks at the four girls walking in, one of them more nervous and giddy than the rest, watching as you nod without even taking your eyes off the birthday girl. “looks fun”

“oh it’ll be fun” you chuckle, fixing your long robe, making sure the slit opened perfectly for your leg.

you can tell she’s overwhelmed as her friends run the names of the drinks over to see what she wants first, it’s probably the combination of how loud the music is with her friends screaming in her ear. so you give her a couple of minutes to calm down and finally order, watching as the bartender tells them they can wait for their drinks at their table, which to her surprise is in their own little booth secluded from the rest of the public and dancers.

“how much did this cost?” she gasps as they push her through the red velvet rope that divided both places.

“shhhh don’t worry, lia’s got it covered” the brunette laughs, she’s the one that came to u first, with the short one who you assume is lia as she flips her hair dramatically to keep the joke going. there’s another friend you havent seen before though, she has red hair and a body to die for, she was tall, and for some reason you assumed she was a dancer, maybe it had something to do with her thighs, who knows. your boss will probably find her way into talking to that one about working here later.

for now, you just have to concentrate on the black haired one, which if you wanted to lie, you could just say she didn’t look stunning in the tight dress that didn’t sit longer than her thighs, which looked plump enough to make nice earmuffs even in the summer, so yeah, you could say she wasn’t making you think about everything else than the thing at task, but you’d be lying to yourself and everyone else.

“im assuming you’re ryujin?” she turns around so quick at the mention of her name, just seeing it made u a little dizzy.

“i am?” its more a question than a reply, and you catch her friends chuckling behind her like school girls watching their friend interact with her crush. “who are you?” you act like you cant see the way her eyes look you up and down, how her gears are turning probably asking herself what you’re wearing under the robe.

“my name’s y/n” you extend your hand enough for her to catch on and do the same, shaking it and hoping you cant feel how sweaty her palm is. “why don’t you sit here? while the drinks come”

her friends have already sat in the booth behind her, and she doesnt have time to wonder why she has to sit in a chair in the middle of the salon while her friends get to sit way back, because they’re pushing her to do it anyways. she watches you pace around her in a circle until she sits, and then you finally stop in front of her, making sure to watch her reactions when you untied your rope and slowly let it slide down your arms to swiftly toss it at your side.

“can i sit there?” she instantly looks down to where you’re pointing, cute. but she just as quickly looks up and nods, not knowing what to do with her hands until distracted from her thoughts by your leg that swung over her thighs, making sure you were comfortable when straddling her.

and the two of you just lock eyes for a couple of minutes, so long that her friends got bored of just watching and the red haired girl finally spoke.

“you can touch her ryujin, she wont bite” you look at her when she talks, her legs are crossed and she’s leaning over them, her elbows resting on her lap as she stares “right, miss?”

but the slight change in her voice when she called you miss, that just made you tilt your head in deeper thought. you like the idea of her under you next better than her working here at all. but alas, ryujin pulls you back from your thoughts as she looks back at her friend and probably curses her out in silence

but the birthday girl is even more surprised when you use your hand to cup her jaw and turn her face so she was looking at you again. “eyes on me babe”

“but she’s right” you continue, brushing her hair away from her face. “wouldn’t you like to touch?”

“y-yeah” she fails to notice the server coming in with the drinks, your regular order also in there even though you didn’t ask for it in the first place. she only notices when you take her drink from the tray, not even sparing a glance to the side and making sure to maintain the eye contact with her, even when you took a sip of her drink before she even had a chance to try it

ryujin gulps audibly, even through the music, and only whispers an “im good” when you offer the drink to her after. she took the liberty of putting her hands on your waist, but eventually with the way you rocked back and forth after giving the drink back to the server, they ended up more on your ass than anywhere else.

it goes from that, to you moving her hands to touch wherever else you wanted her to, to her finally getting the confidence to do it herself, you can hear her friends giggle every now and then, but you’re too focused on her and thankfully, she’s just as lost in you.

soon enough, you take a break, after wiping the corner of her mouth from the little bit of alcohol that had spilled from the glass when you poured it in her mouth. “i’ll be back” you get up and off her lap, winking at her and making sure to sway your hips enough for her eyes to be glued on you until you disappeared from her eyesight.

[kuroosweakness]

Hiii! Can I have G with Bo, Osamu, & Sakusa :*

Also, I hope you are well Lia! Are you excited for school to start back?

—Fixed car

texting him that someone’s hitting on you at a store: osamu, bokuto, sakusa 

a/n: hii :)) no i’m not lmaoo; school = more stress, less tumblr, sleep deprivation. thank uu for asking 🥺 i hope you’re doing well! 

━ miya osamu 

[texting]

did you get the pasta yet? - you 

i just got it. are u still at the produce section? - him

yup...there’s a guy trying to hit on me here 

*read* 

[in person] 

you see your boyfriend awkwardly fast walk towards you with pasta boxes in each hand. to hold in your laughter, you cup your mouth with one hand as he asks, “where’s the guy? where is he??” 

“’samu, i was just kidding,” you laugh, taking the pasta boxes from his hands. his eyes narrows in on you; he can never be mad at you.

“you’re coming with me to get the pasta next time” 

━ bokuto koutarou 

[texting]

hi bo!

hi babes 🥰❤️💕

there’s a guy trying to ask for my number by checkout lines 

>:( give him my number. no worries babes he’s no match for me 

[in person] 

seeing your your boyfriend angrily march over to you is quite a sight. “where is he?” he asks, puffing out his chest as he looks around. 

“bo, i was only kidding,” you laugh, wrapping your arms around him. bokuto’s tense body relaxes under your touch. 

“it would interesting if someone asked for your number, only to text me” 

━ sakusa kiyoomi 

[texting]

omi - you 

yes? - him 

there’s a guy hitting on me. he won’t go away

aw fuck him. where are you? 

in the aisle where they sell ice cream 

i’m on my way 

[in person] 

you see your tall (like really tall) boyfriend treading over to you, hands in his pockets, with a frown under his mask. if he wasn’t your boyfriend, you would be terrified.

“where’s the guy?” he sharply asks, leaning down to your eye level. 

“...’omi it was just a prank.” 

sakusa blinks for a moment before face palming himself. “i can’t believe i fell for this.”

[archangeldyke-all]

Have you gotten any of my asks? I've dropped in literally every couple of days to say hey and im not sure if they're going through cause tumblr as a whole has been wonky for me lately. Anywho heyyyyy love you 🩶🩶 miss you sm baby 🥺

Have jasper pics with this lil prompt: reader comes home to sev with a puppy (we do not know where she got it from 😭)

JASPERRRRRRRRRRRRr EVERYBODY LOOK AT BABY JASPERRRRRRRR (i'm sobbing, it's day one of my period and these pictures are making me ugly cry) (also i have not gotten any of your asks until this one! tumblr has been fucking with so many people lately! i've missed u mars i hope ur well <333)

men and minors dni

"what the hell is that?" sevika asks.

you freeze, cringing and cursing under your breath. in your arms, the puppy squirms.

"n-nothing?" you squeak, turning around to face your wife. she's got her reading glasses low on her nose, her book cracked open in her lap. you thought you'd be able to sneak by her without getting caught.

sevika raises an eyebrow at you. "doesn't look like nothin'." she says as the puppy in your arms sticks it's leg out of the bundle of blankets you've wrapped it in.

"i'll give you three hundred dollars if you pretend you didn't see that." you sigh.

sevika snorts, then crawls off the bed, inspecting the puppy in your arms.

it's so tiny. it's paws and ears are two times too big for it's itty bitty body. it's eyes are big and glossy, little teeth razor sharp-- sevika groans as she looks down at the little dog.

"babe." she whines. you huff.

"c'mon, sev, look how cute it is!" you push your arms out, pressing the puppy into her arms. she and the dog squirm and equal amount, both of them resistant to the situation, but then--

then sevika gets her arms around the dog, and it's little tail starts wagging wildly as it sniffs and licks at the new person holding it, and sevika tries her best to cringe as it kisses her cheek, but she can't hold in her little giggle as it starts nibbling at her hair.

"what's wrong with it?" she laughs as it squirms some more, it's tail smacking her forearm repeatedly.

"it likes you." you giggle.

sevika's smile is sweet and innocent, and you realize that she's probably never experienced a dog before-- at least, not one that wasn't chasing her down the street, growling and spitting.

you know you're gonna end up keeping the dog when sevika shifts the puppy into one arm, reaching up to awkwardly bop it on the head repeatedly.

"what are you doing?" you giggle as she gently smacks the puppy's forehead.

"petting it." she says. you snort.

"you ever pet an animal before, sev?" you ask.

she shrugs. "it likes it." she says. well, you can't deny that. the puppy's just happy to be in her arms, its tail still going crazy in her arms as its tongue lolls out of its mouth.

you snort, snow her how to properly pet an animal, and then look up the nearest vet's office to your house.

taglist!

@fyeahnix @lavendersgirl @half-of-a-gay @thesevi0lentdelights @sexysapphicshopowner

@shimtarofstupidity @chuucanchuucan @badbye666 @femme-historian @lia-winther

@ellsss @sevikaspillowprincess @emiliabby @sevikasbeloved @hellorai

@glass-apothecary @macaroni676 @artinvain @realgreeniebeanie

[catcze]

hi, catte! i've been a long time follower and i just noticed that you followed me some time ago, so does this technically and accidentally make us moots now??? help, i'm feeling faint because it's such an honor to be moots with the catte??? fjwkskskrwk

also, i'm so in love with your hot pink yae theme, helloooo??? and i hope you know that you can always take your time to reorganize everything! we're already happy being able to see you in our notifs again <3 welcome back, miss catte! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝

i know that you're making new tags !! so for the desserts, my favorite ones are blueberry muffins, souffle pancakes, and blueberry crepe cake! wishing you a super duper good day, hehe 🌷

- @seelestia <3

Liaaa !!! Darling hi hi, its super nice to meet u 👉👈💞💞 AKJSNDS babe im whole blushing omg–– im just some silly mf who shitposts and writes HASDKJN I'm flattered n I'm superrr excited to be moots w/ you too !! :DD Hopefully we can talk more in the future my love !!! 🫶🫶🫶💞💞

Also tysm for the kind words 🥺💞💞 I'll add you to my moot list asap !! MWAHHH have a super good day too lia !! 🫶🫶

[sourstars]

love for the mutuals bc it’s the end of the year and i am so lucky to know y’all ahah :lip bite:

@kentophobic + @satoruic: i know we don’t catch up that much anymore and we’re all busy and living our best lives but i love you both so much and seeing your posts on my dash with your inner thoughts is always so funny and a little spot of sunlight in my day. i wish you both the best in your new blogs and that you both have the absolute best year ever <3

@loveazumane: APPLE MY LOVE you are so smart and amazing and i love u sm and i hope you know that bc every chat we have is super fun and i find myself giggling and thinking back on our conversations!!! whenever you beta for me and i see your little comments i always get so giddy bc i KNOW you have the best thoughts all up in there and it’s so great to hear your opinion and just overall chat with you and catch up tee hee. I HOPE YOUR YEAR IS FULL OF EVERYTHING YOU WANT BABES LOVE U

@chimielie: LIA. i’m not gonna lie i rewrote this twice because i don’t know how to explain how much you and your humor mean to me bc you help me come up with the best ideas and always have the best thoughts and i’m always wondering how in the hell i went from being an itty bitty blog fan to suddenly marching all up in your messages about funny posts or, even better, how much you love iwaizumi (he told me he’s gonna kiss u into the new years mhm mhm heard it here first did you know that) but you are one of the people that mean the world to me and i hope you have the greatest year that you could ever hope for <33

@jupitersmiles + @simpfortetsu: ... do i even need to tell y’all this here when i’m gonna go spam it in the gc like a maniac?? I LOVE YOU BOTH SO MUCH and sometimes i still can’t believe how fast the months have passed where we’d met and me thinks it was one of the best things to come out of starting this blog. i think you both have changed me so much and i am always very grateful for having you both in my life. YOU WILL GET THE REST LATER <3

@shinomiis: sweetheart, honey, you know i’m gonna be all up in ur messages being sappy but i just wanted to say that you are... the funniest person alive bye. nothing will ever live up to the onceler post and i think it’s very telling on that being how we met bc i will never look at green the same but u know what that’s okay bc now it makes me laugh every time i think about it and i think that is the best part. you are SOOOOOOO talented and i love hearing about your day or even the things you like and sharing thoughts back and forth bc it’s always so fun to do and i am just glad i met u MWAH HAPPY NEW YEARS BABES <33

@sunkeiji: SAYU. MY LOVE, MY OTHER HALF I HOPE YOU HAVE THE BEST YEAR OF YOUR LIFE! i think, having come to get to know you the past few months has been a real treat. sharing a bit of the same humor and telling me about your day never fails to make me smile and i’m v grateful that i ended up stumbling on your blog the way i did bc it let me find someone who is funny and smart and v kind! there is so much more i wanna say but i’ll end it like this; i hope you have the year you deserve (which is the best one) and i hope you get everything you’ve wanted bc you deserve that and so much more <3

@sprytesukii: spryte do i even have to explain how much i love u. i don’t think so. bc i love u b much and it’s always the best getting a message about some wild story or some idea you’ve come up with or even just asking about your day and how things are going. you’ve definitely helped me become better all around and i think you need to remember that you are amazing and that people are so lucky to know you <3

@kaysayshey: KAAAAAAAAYYY!!!! i know we don’t talk much but every conversation we’ve had is just??? lovely and i am wishing you the best year possible you lovely charming human you <3 i know you’re the type of person to brighten up every room you’re in and i hope that you find a lot more people that remind you of that bc you deserve nothing less than the best!!!

all in all, every single one of you has made me a better writer, person, and friend and i’m just stunned at the fact that there are so many of you just made of sunshine and i think i’m lucky to have come across that. happy new year everyone! to another! <3

[cafedanslanuit]

OMG OMG HAPPY 7K BABE AAAAAAAA IM SO PROUD OF U THATS SO COOL 😭😭😭 i rlly never thought i could b ur mutual but now im so happy i am!

can i request a love letter with baji or rindou? (choose the one you are more comfy with writing for, cuz i know sum ppl don't like to write for rin)👉👈 u can use she/her btw!

a/n: shut up you're soooo cool too i love talking with you <3333

★    —    love letter from baji keisuke!

dear lia

shit that seems so weird. but i searched online and it said that’s how you start a letter so we’ll go with that. i’m also using this grammarly crap before i print this shit so it doesn’t have any mistakes. not that i care but i really want to be clear with what i want to say (write?) this time.

first of all, finish reading before you call or text me. like, to the very end. i know you already have your phone in your hands but wait a fucking second, woman. just pay attention.

okay, so the reason i decided to make chifuyu leave this letter under your door was because… most times i feel as if i never end up explaining everything i want to. chifuyu suggested writing it down as i can edit it but let me tell you, i haven’t edited a word since i started writing so idk how good his advice truly is.

i feel fucking nervous when i’m around you. and it pisses me off. because fuck, i’ve literally done a lot of dangerous shit in my life and never have i felt afraid or even doubted myself but being with you??? when you take my hand as we walk?? fuck, that’s the scariest shit i’ve ever experienced.

it’s not a bad scary, though. it’s more like… like shit, i want you to like me. and you do, you tell me like, every day, probably. but still, my mind goes “fuck, i hope she likes me”. and when you smile? i want to squeeze your cheeks because damn, how do you manage to be so fucking cute? how do you manage to make me, ME, so nervous, like i’m some kind of… random asshole you saw on the street?

i know it’s gonna take a while before i fully understand everything i feel for you. like, of course i know i love you but all my life i thought love was just one (1) feeling. and turns out it’s fucking not??? i feel nervous, i feel insecure, i feel angry, i feel jealous, i feel needy-- the other day i was trying to sleep and i couldn’t. i was rolling around not knowing what to do. but the fucking minute i imagined you next to me, snuggling next to me with your eyes closed-- i was gone. i fell asleep in less than a minute.

so you can imagine how livid i was when i woke up.

why????? so aside from everything you also manage to calm me down?? shit lia, i don’t know if this is some kind of spell, if you made me drink something with your hair in it or some witchy stuff but-- i’m at your feet. and it’s not a fucking compliment. it’s actually a complaint. yes, i’m here asking what the fuck did you do to me. i want a written reply, i’ll be waiting.

anyway, see you tonight. love you, you witchy mf.

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