#(let me pretend)

[toffeebrews]

here me out...chat.., LOOK THEY KINDA GOT SIMILAR VIBES

[mayofforgot]

A misfits conversation that somehow gets veered towards parents

Lenore:I don't like my parents very much

Eulalie, innocently: Because of your daddy issues?

Lenore:How do you know about my daddy issues

Pluto: It's kinda obvious

Bernice: You do not get to talk Pluto, you aren't any better babes

Pluto: What! What does that mean

Duke: Mon minou allez, you constantly hide in your jacket and hair is constantly covering half your face at all times

Pluto: That's...

Pluto:That's fair

Lenore:Do good parents exist, I surely never met one.

Morella: I think so, some have to right?

Berenice: I'm sure they do, most of us haven't remembered our parents anyway, they could be saints.

The misfits:...

Eulalie, cheerfully: probably not

[buried-in-autumn-leaves]

Aurora keeping careful note of everything Baxter tells her until one day when he agrees to take her and the girls on a trip to his hometown and she remembers every single detail he ever gave her about the friends he had there.

So she goes full Elizabeth style and tracks down Qiu and Ren on social media and there's a really cute cliche moment where they surprise Baxter near the old bridge they used to play by and it's like they're kids again.

And the girls are there and Autumn rushes up to Qiu all excited because we share a name isnt that so cool ???

And Baxter has to explain that his emotionally unavailable ass couldnt reach out himself but he could name his daughter after the kid who actually wanted to be his friend.

[bucketkizuu]

maybe the reason I’m like this is because if I wasn’t, I’d be ABSOLUTELY UNSTOPPABLE 💪 💪 🔥 🔥 🔥

[redwhitebuddie]

this cant be real

[aguyinthepubliceye]

every time i make a dick joke and someone responds to smth similar to "u dont have one" my spirit dies a bit more

[potato-jem]

omg omar just texted me! (literally subscribed to his community page)

[2ducks-agoose]

POV: my ass waiting all the news about bbc ghosts acting like I going to see and bing it immediately and talk about it with everyone even though I’m an American I and probably not going to see season 5 for another year

[fairykiins]

anyways, the incidents at shibuya didn’t happen. nanami is fine, i swear !! rn he’s sitting next to me on the couch as we watch our two pet cats (anzu and miso) fight over a toy fish ✌🏻😚 i even promised him that next year for his birthday i’ll be sending him off to kuantan so he can enjoy the sand and sea. all is well, friends ☺️🩷✨

[sequentialprophet]

Me*deeply delusional*: THIS IS HOW THEY'RE GONNA INTRODUCE IBUSHI

[thecosmicminds-blog]

With my throbbing wrist and slightly dripping grazes, I continued doing my work.

[dustymoronswhorehours]

why are some people so persistent with shit. My god.

[overlymetaromantic]

Dungeon Meshi, or as I like to call it, Marcille's-increasingly-difficult-to-ignore-revelations-that-her-endless-devotion-to-Falin-may-in-fact-be-more-rooted-in-lesbianism-than-she-originally-thought

[pythiaswine]

just heard the female rage tiktok edit sound in my head

I gonna leave this...

[cannibalgh0st]

Do you feel more like the horror protagonist or the horror today?

The way I dress horror protagonist- but I will always be the horror❤️🩸🩸🩸🩸

[readerconfused]

Mr D insisting that Percy's name is Peter and immediately afterwards yelling at the demigods to get the hell out of the camp I LOVE THIS GOD