#(kai come home plz)

[freshloveee]

❛❛ 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚 𝐩𝛐𝐬𝐭𝐬 ❞

pairing - nick x oc!jalen

summary - my parents being adorable

notes - credits to @thenickgirl because jalen was technically created on HER page (go follow her shes fucking amazing) these are just some random ones no specific order/timeline feel free to yap abt them in my inbox :))

jalenbrooks

♫ Saturn · SZA

jalenbrooks - still thinking abt that pizza ngl (and nick come home me and the kids miss you)

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nicolassturniolo My mom says hi

↳ jalenbrooks tell her i love her and i miss her and she's a queen and she's amazing and she's my favorite sturniolo

nicolassturniolo I miss you more you should teleport to Boston

↳ jalenbrooks wrong. but i'll come to boston :)))

↳ nicolassturniolo I can't even try to be cute with you 😐

christophersturniolo Hi boyfriend

↳ jalenbrooks hey hottie 😼

↳ nicolassturniolo Who's gonna tell him

larray HI TWIN

↳ jalenbrooks HIIIIIIII

thenickgirl okay nonchalant dreadhead

↳ nicolassturniolo He's the opposite of nonchalant dw

nicolassturniolo

♫ Blind · SZA

nicolassturniolo - Life lately ⭐

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madisonbeer the cutest EVER

jalenbrooks RAWHWUEIDCJVBFEH

↳ nicolassturniolo Um...hey...

↳ jadexbrooks nick...come over he's barking

↳ thenickgirl he's so me

tyummyz finest triplet hands down

secretlocket peep that dr. pepper !!!

christophersturniolo Nicolas Stromboli ate pasta

↳ nicolassturniolo Okay car video reference

tarayummy the phonecase is so cute

jadexbrooks

♫ The Spins · Mac Miller

jadexbrooks - i just graduated fucking high school !!!!!!!!!!!

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jalenbrooks crying bc wdym my baby sister is a GRADUATE

nicolassturniolo My baby 😭

↳ jadexbrooks WHY ARE U AND JALEN ACTUALLY CRYING LMAOO

↳ jalenbrooks your literally our child what do you expect

christophersturniolo Valedictorian is crazy

↳ matthewsturniolo You also barely graduated high school so the bar to impress you is pretty low

rolemodel Look at that woman mv!

↳ jadexbrooks TUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

colorthecosmos444 harvards calling

jalenbrooks

♫ 3.5 · ian

jalenbrooks - 💩 get it cause its a dump

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nicolassturniolo The moan i just let out-

↳ jalenbrooks mission success

↳ matthewsturniolo Not at our house plz and ty

jadexbrooks i wonder who got u that shirt

thenickgirl @/nicolassturniolo i see the vision

↳ jalenbrooks i feel like i should be offended

↳ nicolassturniolo ISN'T HE SO FUCKING FINE

christophersturniolo Moments before we bullied little kids on Fort

↳ jalenbrooks we're such good bullies

nicolassturniolo

♫ 360 · Charli XCX

nicolassturniolo - Jalen brainrotting his little cousin part 1

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jalenbrooks HES FITTED UP BRO

christophersturniolo Me, him, and Jalen are a W trio

↳ nicolassturniolo You guys are actually menaces, hope this helps !🫶

matthewsturniolo He's my new best friend

madisonbeer UR SO HOT

samsmcgrath He has better fits than me wtf

thenickgirl ur so majestic it pains me

larray kai...blink twice if you need help

a/n - im sorry this took forever but im hoping to write for them more soon !!

tags/users featured - @tyummyz @thenickgirl @xoxo4chrisss @mattscoquette @colorthecosmos444

@secretlocket

[hotchlove]

New Addition(s) | Reader X Aaron Hotchner

• i take requests! plsss dm me or leave them here if u have anything fun you'd like me to write. it can be angst, any type of trope, smut, etc. • PLZ NOTE: i ONLY do oneshots. they differ from long to short depending on the character and story. i do not write series! • new addition(s) - 885 words • desc.: - dharma & greg but it's you and aaron <3 - fluff!!!

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you and aaron have been married for a year now. you met on a run in the park. well, he was running and you were teaching an outdoor yoga class cause' the building you usually teach in was under construction. it was like love at first sight, he saw you and immediately asked you out. you like a man with a little confidence, so you agreed. and it was the best first and last date ever. you took him to a baseball game where you listened to organ music, after he defended you against a tall, angry man you accidentally bumped into, you took him to get pie - in las vegas. he argued that there was pie in quantico too, which there was, but you counter-argued that no pie can beat the pie in vegas. after a 5h flight and first bite of the pie, he shut up. you were right - best pie ever. you talked about your future and how much you like him and how much he likes you - he told you all about his life and work. his late ex-wife, his little boy - jack, who you were estatic to meet. he also mentioned how he's a slight bum when it comes to romance, and how he wishes there was a way you could just skip the dating stage and just get married and live happily ever after.

and so you did. you went to a wedding chapel in vegas, which wasn't hard to find, and got eloped. when you mentioned the idea, he thought it crazy. how could he run off and get married after one single date? but he didn't take much convincing. one look at your puppy eyes and he melted. now, if it hasn't been clear already, you and aaron are complete opposites. he's a fbi agent, a profiler, who could kill with his stern expression - and you, you're a yoga teacher with a smile that radiates sunshine and a crave for spontaneous new things and change. your relationship wasn't easy at first, you had to adjust to aaron and his high priority job, and he had to adjust to you. your crazy lifestyle, your beliefs, your spontaneity. he's not really sure he's adjusted to that last one just yet.

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he's sitting at home on the couch, cracking open a cold beer as he works through some files he brought home with him. it's already 10:45 pm, meaning jack was put to sleep about 10 minutes ago. i open the apartment door and get greeted by aaron and his lovely smile that just melts my heart every single time. "hey honey, where you been?" he chugs a sip of his beer as i hang my jacket and drop my bag infront of the door. "'kay, listen, you can't get mad at me." i sit down next to him on the couch as he gives me a kind of concerned look, "mad? what happened? are you okay?" i nod, "oh yeah, i'm fine, don't worry about me." "but worry about someone?" he chuckles, "no, i promise i didn't murder anyone just yet." he sighs out of relief, although he's quick to correct me about that last part of my sentence. "do you promise you won't get mad? you have to hear me out aaron, 'kay?" i say and sit with my legs criss cross, grabbing his hand and squeezing it. "i promise. now spit it out, you're making me worried. should i be worried?" "i might have gotten us a dog." i can't tell what his expression means. is he happy? furious? confused? "aaron?" "sorry i think i heard wrong - a dog?" he stares at me and i nod. "why- why did you get a dog, y/n." he drops his head into his palm and laughs, in a good and hopefully not manic way.

"i went to the shelter - just to look!" i smile and bite my lower lip, "and he was sitting there so sad and alone and i couldn't just leave him there, aaron. you know me, i'm better than that." he nods, "of course." his thumb brushes my cheek, "i know honey." he tucks a piece of my hair behind my ear. "so you're not mad?" "well i'm not exactly enthusiastic, i would definitely not have minded getting asked about this first before you got one," i gulp and whisper sorries. "but i trust you and your judgement." he hugs me and his hand rubs my back, "plus, jack won't mind having a furry friend around to chase." i giggle at the thought of that, "oh honey, i promise you'll love them."

it's quiet for a second, "honey?" his voice mutters. "yeah?" "them?" i move away from his embrace and bite my lower lip again, trying to surpress my laughter, "okay, i got two dogs." "y/n. please tell me your joking." "they looked so happy together, aaron! they reminded me of us!" i giggle and he sighs, his head dropping once again. "you will be the death of me, woman." "maybe one day, but not today, we've got dogs to take care of now!" we both get up from the couch as our fingers intertwine and i lead him to our bedroom, "oh also, i named them sherlock bones and butterball." "'course you did."

[angel-of-the-moons]

fluff/smut whatever genre tbh for reader w an extremely painful period w pav plz

Geez, I get these like all the time, it really saps the energy out of you! 😩

Petals

Pavitr x Fem!Reader

(Pavitr and Reader are obviously adults in this too, before another anon comes screaming into my inbox about this)

TW/CW: Blood, Period, Pains and things related to that so if that makes ya uncomfortable, you don't gotta read it!

A/N: Asdfghjkl I'm just coming out of mine myself and aaaaaa it suckkksss

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Pavitr knew something was up when he left for work this morning. He noticed when you got out of bed, and didn't leave the bathroom. He thought that maybe you were sick, hence the obvious sounds of you vomiting.

So, on his way back home that evening, he went to the nearest drug store. The little older lady who ran the counter merely looked at Pavitr with confusion at his change in demeanor.

"Oh, dear! What's wrong, Pavitr?" She asked him, adjusting her thick glasses.

"Oh! My girlfriend isn't feeling too good today, so I thought I'd get her favorite snacks to cheer her up!" He replied with a small wave.

The little old lady's brow furrowed and she tilted her head. "What exactly is wrong with her?"

"She's throwing up, achy, says she has a migraine..."

"Sweetie, did you ask her if she's on her period?"

Pavitr blinked. Once, twice. The silence was awkward and had the woman giggling.

You'd only been living together for a few weeks. The thought of you on your period hadn't even crossed his mind whatsoever. In fact, he felt horrible for not even considering it in the first place!

He gasped, rushing up to the counter and leaning over it. "Help what do I get her I don't know what to do!"

"There there, sweetheart." She giggled hysterically, patting one of his hands with her wrinkled fingers.

She hopped down off of her chair behind the counter and waddled along, helping him through the store and bringing him to the feminine hygiene section. "Here, look through these. Someone on their period is always thankful for someone getting them more stock of their supplies!"

"Thank you!" Pavitr chirped, immediately going into shopping mode, scrutinizing everything he thought you might need.

Once he was done, he had whole armfuls of various products, as well as snacks, some painkillers, and drinks, stacking all the way up to his chin.

"Kay! I think I got everything!" He said, setting everything down onto the counter.

The older woman, Sasha, laughed, clapping her hands. "It seems you do have everything! You practically bought my whole store!"

Pavitr's face flushed with embarrassment, rubbing the back of his neck. "Well, I... Just wanted to be sure, so..."

"Oh, no, don't feel bad! It's so sweet to see you caring so much about your girlfriend, dear! She's so lucky to have you." She said, ringing up all of the purchases.

Once Pavitr had paid, he had two fat plastic bags to carry, and a big grin on his face as he bid Sasha farewell and left.

Back to home, back to you.

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When he found you, you were curled up on your side on the fetal position, huddling around one of your reheatable packs as you shivered.

Pavitr frowned, reaching out to you. But, if you were asleep...

He smiled when he got a good idea.

He immediately ran into the bathroom, putting the potpourri in the little artistic basket in the corner of the counter--your favourite. A sweet, spicy scent with a hint of orange and cherry.

He stocked the fresh painkillers and put them in the mirror, then placed your snacks neatly on the stool next to the rim of the tub, and placed the drink he got you alongside them.

"Pavitr?"

The way your voice was groggy and laced with pain made his soft sweetheart of a heart do a flip-flop.

"In the bathroom!" He said, getting up and turning around.

He made it to the door in time to see you halfway over to him, the hot pack no longer warm, but you still clutched it against your abdomen in pain.

Pavitr smiled sweetly and leaned in to kiss your forehead, "C'mon, get undressed and get in the bath, okay?"

"Pav..."

He brought his hands together in a plea. "Please please please! I set it up and everything!"

You couldn't help but smile at him, and relent.

And when you saw the little surprise he had for you (complete with several different kinds of tampons and pads, even if they weren't the right sizes you needed) you felt your heart do a little squeeze in your chest.

Pavitr looked proud as can be as he beamed at you, practically bouncing on his heels in excitement as you stepped into the bathroom.

"I figured this might help you! You know, a nice hot bath or a shower, your favorite snacks..."

You leaned in and rested your forehead against his.

"Thank you, Pav."

"Anything for my best girl! C'mon! Let's get you in the bath!"

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Pavitr used the removable showerhead and ran it over your back and down your front, the water at the right temperature the whole time as you relaxed in the deep tub, allowing Pavitr to wash your back as he pampered you. But when he tried to wash your front, you stopped him.

He frowned like a sad puppy. "What's wrong?"

"Ah... My breasts are really sore right now... And the water..." You mumble.

His eyebrows shoot up in surprise. "Oh! I didn't know! Okay, I'll be more careful."

He set to humming a song as he handed you the showerhead, resting it over your shoulder so the hot water could run down your body without splashing all over the place.

You looked up at Pavitr (he was so sweet to have gotten you a bath pillow as well!) and he looked back down at you with a soft, warm smile.

"You okay, babe?" Pavitr smiled.

"Yeah. You're just such a squishy goober." You giggle, reaching up to brush your thumb against his cheekbone.

"I might be a squishy goober, but I'm your squishy goober!" He replied, waggling his eyebrows at you.

"Yes, you definitely are." You sigh up at him.

Yeah. Life was good.

Despite the horrible cramps that decided to ruin this loving little moment between you two.

"Ah! I got you more painkillers!" Pavitr said, rushing to the bathroom mirror.

"I love you." You hissed through gritted teeth as the pain rippled through you, sending your tummy into an upset.

Pavitr looked over his shoulder at you, grinning widely.

"I know. Love you, too!"

[bimbo-travel-blog]

Now you see here! I will not stand for being objectified. Just because you call the hotel "The Hay Barn" doesn't mean I don't expect to be treated like a person and not some piece of meat. I have a name and it's certainly not "sweet cheeks". I'll have you know I'm a professional HAAAAAAWWWWWW!

Oh god I'm so sorry! I don't know why I HEEEEE HAAAAWWWWWW!

What's happinin' ta me? What do ya mean I'm gonna be a big jackass? I ain't... ahem. I am not anything of HEEEE HAWWW HEE HAWWWWW!

Golly I ain't feelin' right mister. Whadaya mean I get riled up when mah ass is comin' in? I just gotta itch in mah throat is all HAWWWWWWWWWWWW!

RIP

Wow tha one done knocked me on mah ass. Good thing I got all this paddin' down there. Silly me ripped a big hole in mah jeans though. So dang tight now. I might need some heEEEE HAWWWelp gettin to mah room. Mah pants is getting tighter every time that happens. Whatcha talkin' bout mah breedin' hips comin' in strong. I cain't think good right now. I gots git outta heEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW!

RIP

Sweet Cheeks gud luck gettin’ out of town when yur talking like such a slut. For real gurl, you think any randy boy within a mile of that bray ain’t coming over to investigate and inseminate? Plz…

I mean for real, listen to yur dumb donkey heart babe. That bray is a cry from the deepest part of your harlot heart saying “Fuck me! Fuck me!”

And it’s sweet you know?

A total meet cute. A handsome farm boy, hears your sexy braying coming from the road. He goes out and finds your fat ass wobbling aww. Buck naked, and ready to Buck hips. And I mean let’s be honest. Even if yer fat ass wasn’t glowing in the moon light, he could still follow the drippy sloppy snail trail yer leaving behind you, or I mean, seriously that barn yard animal in heat smell.

I mean for real girl I work in an office with the sex-smelliest girls ya ever met and I can still smell your donkey stank through my computer. Wooooof!

But that’s okay Slut, yer one of us. Even if you is a stuck up skank about it. I mean srsly The Hay Barn?everyslutty knows that’s where low class donkey girls and Jackasses stay. 🙄 but okay yer a professional. But we don’t judge Sweet Cheeks, if yur keeping the neighbors up with yer HEE-HAAWING and peeling the paint off the walls with the smell of your hot donkey cunt, we support youuuu Kay? Weez a big lovin’ sisterhood here girl.

So run all ya want. Hightail it to the county like if ya gotta with your bare butt. Your heart will always belong home here with us.

HEEEE-HAAAAAAW!

[so-long-soldier-writes]

Best Cure for Boredom

kai parker x reader

summary: you text your boyfriend, bored in class and looking for entertainment, but instead catch him in one of his needier moments. after two seconds of debate, you decide you have nothing better to do than to help him. (witch!reader)

tags: phone sex, sexting / sexting in (college) class, male masturbation, cum on camera lens

word count: ~2.2k

You’re sitting in the back of your class, bored out of your fucking mind. Professor Saltzman has been going on about the history of magic for three class periods now, and he doesn’t even seem close to done. One downside to being a witch: you already know this, but have to pretend you don’t. Granted, half your class is composed of vampires and witches, including your professor - an ex-vamp, but as for the half that doesn’t know, you really don’t need them to find out.

But… the thought of continuously taking notes on something you’ve been taught since childhood is killing you, so you opt to look like one of those students who never pay attention in class. Sighing, you push your notebook away and pull out your phone. 

Y/N: plz help i am so bored

Kai: are you okay??

His instant reply makes you smile.

Y/N: yeah i’m okay, i just hate ric’s class soooooo much

Kai: when are you out?

Y/N: not for another twenty minutes

Kai: fuck, i miss you

Y/N: i miss you, too

Kai: and the bed is cold without you

Y/N: have you not gotten up yet??

Kai: ….no

Kai: i’ve been waiting for you to get back

Y/N: baby, i have classes all day. i won’t be back until four

Kai: mmmmmmmm no!

Y/N: i’m sorry! i would much rather be with you

Kai: skip

Y/N: baby, i can’t

Kai: then what am i supposed to do without you?? 

Kai: we miss you a lot princess

Y/N: we?? who tf is we??

A minute passes, no answer. 

Y/N: malachai

Kai: what??

Kai: don’t call me that

Y/N: what do you mean ‘we’? where did you go just now?

Kai: i want you back here right now

Y/N: i can’t, i’m sorry. 

Y/N: why did you say ‘we’? was that a typo?

Kai: what’s a typo?

Y/N: a mis-type. like an error. pushed a wrong key

Kai: oh

Kai: no

Y/N: is someone else there?

Kai: not anyone you haven’t seen before

Y/N: malachai you come clean right now or you’re gonna be in trouble

Kai: i like trouble

Y/N: won’t be a fun trouble

Kai: you wouldn’t

Y/N: i would, now tell me who’s there with you

Kai: it’s no big deal, i promise! 

Y/N: kai

Kai: okay fine

Kai: i haven’t put anything on since you left and i’m hard again

Kai: and i’m still sore from last night a little

Kai: like, my hips are

Kai: but i can’t control it. i took a nap and woke up with it so fucking hard it hurts

Y/N: oh my god

Y/N: have you been talking about your dick this whole time??

Y/N: that’s ‘we’?

Kai: yeah

Kai: sorry

Y/N: fucking hell kai, i’m in class!

Kai: that’s why i used code word!

Y/N: malachai, you need better code words!

Kai: don’t call me that!

Kai: can you plz come home??

Y/N: baby, i wish i could, but i can’t! you’re gonna have to work this one out on your own

Kai: no no no i need you here. i’m so sick of working them out on my own. plz i need you

Y/N: kai…

You sigh, wanting nothing more than to leave class and go back to him. Not only would you so much rather be with your boyfriend right now, but you also know how much he does need you. After eighteen years of no human contact in the prison world, he had to do everything himself, including this. 

Kai: i’m sorry

Kai: you don’t have to, i don’t want to burden you

Y/N: no no baby, you’re never a burden to me

Y/N: you know i love you, right?

Kai: yes. i love you, too. but i’m sorry i’ve been so needy

Y/N: you’re okay. you’ve spent a long time alone, and it’s perfectly okay to want things, kai

Y/N: i so, so wish i could leave class and touch you right now

Y/N: wait hold up, i have an idea

Kai: okay

Y/N: i’m in the far back of the room. the only person behind me is fast asleep. can you work with me a little so i can get you off without being there?

Kai: i can try

Y/N: okay. perfect. 

Y/N: warning, i’ve only done this once in my life

Kai: i have never so you’ll do better than me

You smile.

Y/N: okay, cutie… start how you normally do, but i’m going to walk you through it, mkay?

Kai: okay. i am. it feels a little better but i need… i don’t know… help

Y/N: you need something wet so you can glide along it better, so spit in your hand and rub it along your length. do that until it’s wet enough

Kai: it’s sticky

Y/N: imagine it’s my mouth, okay? rub it fast enough that it gets warm and slippery, and imagine my mouth is around you

Y/N: suck on your own tongue, swish it around your mouth, and imagine it’s mine on your cock, okay

Kai: i’m doing that now

Y/N: good boy, does it feel better?

Kai: a little

Kai: but reading that made my body jolt

Y/N: you like that? you like being praised? i can give you that

Kai: plz oh plz

Kai: can i moan?

Y/N: plz, baby, yes! make all the sounds you want and jerk yourself faster. i love your little whimpers and moans and every time i hear them i get more turned on. imitate how i’d be quickening my pace if i could hear you right now

Kai: it feels so good. i added more spit, is that okay?

Y/N: yes, kai, perfect. you’re doing so well! keep it up!

Y?N: and buck your hips up into your hand if you feel ready for it. your hand won’t be doing all the work and it’ll feel so good, pumpkin

Kai: i’m whining so loud for you. and i can hear those wet sounds, too, now. i love hearing those sounds

Y/N: yes! good boy, keep doing that. those are the sounds you make when your balls are hitting me from fucking into me so hard, that’s why you like them. i know you, kai. listen to those and imagine you’re bucking your hips into me. imagine my eyes rolling in my head with each thrust

Y/N: hey also - this might help. are you on your back?

Kai: yes

Y/N: okay, can you be a good boy for me, and get on your knees? ball up a pillow and thrust in the hole. might feel more real, and your hand might be getting tired anyway

Kai: i’m doing it, am i being good for you?

Y/N: i’m not sure, send me a pic

Kai: wait, what?

Y/N: send me a pic of you on top of that pillow. don’t worry, no one’s around me. no one’s seeing your sweet lil cock except me

There’s a few seconds of silence from him, then a picture comes through. You look around to make sure no one’s watching before opening it, but nobody’s even remotely paying attention to you. 

And thank god for that because the image you get takes your breath away. Your boyfriend, red, teased, and hard, mounted atop a pillow. His strong thighs are visible in the image, as are his fingers, which you so wish were deep inside you right now. 

Y/N: fucking hell, kai

Kai: is it okay?

Y/N: okay?? you look so fucking gorgeous!!

Kai: so am i doing a good job?

Y/N: yes, baby, you’re doing so well. i wish i was there to help you, tell you in person. fuck, you deserve to hear it in person. i’m gonna treat you so well when i get home, i promise. you’re being such a good boy

Kai: do you want me to keep going?

Y/N: yes, kai, keep going. buck your hips into that pillow, feel how it wraps around you, how you feel against the fabric. get your pace back up, too. and moan for me, baby

Kai: feels so good i love you i love uou, i lvoee you, iiiiii lvuwo uou

You receive a keysmash as he must be trying to type while still fucking into the pillow. Fuck The Notebook, a keysmashed ‘I love you’ is the most romantic thing you’ve ever seen. 

Y/N: i love you, too, baby

Y/N: are you close?

Kai: i’m so fuxcking close i’m gonna

Kai: im noist gonna lastttt

Y/N: fuck i’m so wet, kai. holy fuck

Y/N: send another pic

Kai: i try

Kai: button

Kai: can’t find

Kai: i’m cumming princess i can’t stop it

Y/N: that’s okay. you’re doing perfect. cum for me, kai. let it go. bet it feels so good

You don’t hear a response for a few minutes. You bite your lip, desperate for an update, but understand that he’s probably taking a bit to recover. His orgasms are usually pretty intense, and you definitely don’t think this one was an exception. 

Still, you hover over the send button for a text asking if he’s okay. 

Kai: *1 video attached*

You swallow. He did not…

You look around again, and then check to make sure your volume is all the way down, and your phone is on silent. You’re not about to be the student that plays borderline porn in the classroom, and you’re especially not about to let anyone except you ever hear Kai’s moans. 

You’ll listen to the audio after class, definitely. But you just have to see what’s on the video right now. 

Immediately after you click on it, your eyes widen. 

Kai’s hovering over the camera, jerking himself off rapidly. His eyes are rolled back in his head, and tongue darts out to wet his lips. Words tumble from his mouth. You hate that you can’t hear them, but for now, you just need to see him cum. God, he’s so pretty. You can see him getting closer and closer, and then finally, his hips buck sharply. His balls bounce into the frame of the camera, and then he cums. You actually gasp as you realize how he set this up. The minute he cums, his load squirts directly onto the camera lens. Ropes cover the screen completely, and it almost feels like a facial. Through a tiny gap in the side, you can see his cock still releasing a few more, some hitting the camera again, some going far away out of view. Kai then swipes it away, slaps his cock on the lens, and then mutters something inaudible. The video cuts off right after the words, ‘I love you’ seem to leave his lips. 

Y/N: holy fuck

Kai: do you like? was it too much?

Y/N: noonono not too much at all

Y/N: i think that’s the hottest video i’ve ever gotten

Y/N: not only video, hottest thing i’ve ever seen

Y/N: fuck, kai, you’ve got me in the mood. i’m so fucking wet

Y/N: you were such a good boy all the way through

Y/N: do you feel better?

Kai: i feel so much better

Kai: but i’m still down for round two if you skip and come home

This time, you really debate it. But interrupting your thoughts comes the bell, and you have to start packing your things.

Y/N: bell just rang, one second

Kai: okay

You start to make your way out the door but Alaric stops you at the last second,

"Y/N?”

“Uh, hi.”

He waits for everyone to leave and then, “was I boring you today?”

“What?”

“Well, I noticed you’ve been texting for the last fifteen minutes of my class. Do you find this content boring? I would think you’d be interested.”

“Oh! Not at all, Professor! I love this material, but to be honest, I have been taught it most of my life. I wasn’t bored, just…”

“More entertained by your phone?”

You bite your lip, “I’m really sorry.”

“Who were you texting that was so much more interesting?”

“...,my boyfriend.”

“Kai?”

“Yes.”

Alaric sighs, “that boy is a bad influence, Y/N. You’re going to get hurt being with him.”

“He won’t hurt me, I promise. You all can relax. He’s really sweet when it’s just us alone.”

“So he wasn’t texting you about his next victim? Giving up live updates on where the poor guy is going?”

“No, he’s been at home all day. I have proof.”

“Fine. I believe you, but only because I was in my twenties once, too, and I can tell that that conversation was definitely more interesting than my lecture.”You freeze, but he’s not done. “Don’t bother with the bathroom rendezvous, just take the rest of the day off.” Your heart stops, you swear. “And during my next class, tell Kai he needs to find alternative ways of dealing with his, uh, issues.”

“I, uh, um-”

“See you Wednesday, Y/N.”

“Uh, see… you… too.” 

You stand there, mortified, until he says, “bye,” one more time, and then you nearly trip over the doorway trying to get out. In the hallway, though, you can only laugh to yourself about the whole ordeal. 

On that note…

Y/N: i’ll be there in five, kai ;)

[justchobi]

“are you done yet?”

TLOU2! joel x platonic!reader (or pedro joel, whatever makes u happy)

warnings: nothing tbh, just joel being a grumpy old dad.

summary: after a shift of checking for hoards with joel, you guys decide to ride back to jackson a bit early. due to your curiosity, you end up talking to him longer than joel appreciated.

A/N: hi guys.. erm, this is a "found family" fic, so the reader is pretty much a teen. if this gets any recognition and you repost, don't repost as like a relationship type deal, plz and thx :p also, im like 14 so please excuse how awful the writing is, i'm still trying to get used to it lol

you walk close to joel after you did a few rounds outside of Jackson. with your earbuds in your ears, joel climbs onto the horse before lifting you to sit in front of him. clicking the pause button, you remove the buds and stuff them in your pocket. joel grabs the rein and kicks the horses side as it begins to gallop, slowly picking up speed. it was awkward between the two of you.

“soo..” you started off. “did you hear how dina and ellie are thinking of getting married?” it was painfully silent.

“yes.” he said. his voice was rough but quiet. you keep your grip around his waist the same. “i don’t know if she wants me at the wedding.”

the atmosphere was tense. it was obvious he didn’t feel like talking, let alone to a curious kid. you thought to yourself, should i keep talking? “well, maybe you should ask her. you’re like her dad anyways, right?” he nodded his head before keeping it low.

“you think you’ll get married, joel?” he whipped his head around and glared at you. his eyes said “what are you talking about?” it caused you to laugh. “kid, what are you saying?” you caved in and started giggling. “i didn’t mean it in a bad way! just.. ya know, curious. anyone back home that catches your eye?” he shook his head.

“of course not, son. i prefer being alone. i don’t need a partner.” you look at him. he hadn’t told you about his past, but joel was a handsome man. there was no way he didn’t have a wife before all of this. “you didn’t have a wife before? or even a husband?” he hesitated at first, but opened up. “i did. she uh, left me. so i just had to take care of my daughter alone. it wasn’t too hard.”

“by daughter, do you mean-“

“no, i had a daughter before ellie. sarah.” he rubbed in between his eyes. “i’ll tell you later, ‘kay kiddo? just.. stop asking me questions for right now.”

you looked at him, sticking your tongue out behind his back. the sky got darker and the cold continued to increase in temperature. you held onto him tighter to stay warm.

“what’s your favorite thing in the whole world?” you could hear him groan. “pure silence without the voice of an annoying kid.” you chuckled with pride. “come on, old man. just answer the question!” it was quiet before he spoke again. “ i guess..” he thought for a few seconds. “movies. loved ‘em since i was a little boy.”

smiling, you lay your head on his back. it started to get warmed now that you were closer to him. and he didn’t seem to mind the fact you were practically glued to him. “maybe we could watch a movie later? when you have time, of course.”

he silent nodded his head. “i would like that.” you could hear a smile form on his face.

after your trip with him, you leap off the horse and put your bag on. you holding onto the animal for support while you put on some sneakers. coincidentally, joel place his hand on yours as you meet eyes. “hey, before you go kiddo..” he gave you a soft smile. “uh, thanks for the talk. it was short but.. i appreciate it.”

“psh. no need to thank me, dad-“ you catch yourself. no way you just said that. you put your foot back down and stomped away without looking back. hearing joel’s chuckles from behind, you wave goodbye. so embarrassing.. “i’ll see you later, joel.. looking forward to that movie night.”

[huckleberrykai]

berry if i can remember correctly, i swear i saw you write something about dad bod kai😩i was trying to find it bc i was crAVING those thoughts but i couldnt find it so maybe it wasnt you idk so if not can we talk about that plz😵‍💫

IT WAS ME IT DEFINITELY WAS ME I HAV E BEEN SAYIN THIS FOR CENTURIES OH MY GOD DO I HAVE SOME THOUGHTS FOR U MY SWEET KIRBY

fuck frick frack aaaaaaa wait hold on lemme get my composure back ahem~

okay lets go !

dad bod kai my beloved. i believe it was @bibibinnie who started the thoughts on hairy chest kai and then that just got me thinking abt like.. big kai.. hairy chest squishy belly strong arms oh my god

absolute best pillow. laying on his soft warm stomach or chest would be absolute heaven, strong strong arms cuddling you so tight and holding you right where he wants you <3

okay the big ass arms got me thinking about manhandling again i'm sorry i'm a heathen but like... man i just want him to throw me around !!

but like we all talk about how he Likes squish but .. what if he IS SQUISH !!!!

it has me thinkin abt like... an older version of kai like maybe his idol days are over and he's just kinda chilling with his pretty wife and not doing millions of dances a day and having more home-cooked food and staying comfy and cozy with you so he just embraces the little pudge he's put on because he's happy yk?

but he embraces it even more when he sees you absolutely drooling over his dad bod at any given opportunity. like he's just so big and warm and HOT OH MY GODDDD his chest hair grows out a lil and he's just so ✨man✨ like he still takes care of himself but he's just.. less strict. comfy and pudgy and feels so good about himself since you still wanna jump his bones every 5 seconds >_<

i think we as a society should talk about dad bod kai more thanku for coming to my ted talk

[lovebatty]

𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐊 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒: 𝐇𝐀𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐇𝐔𝐒𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐃 | 𝐀𝐲𝐚𝐭𝐨 & 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜 ♡

Warning(s): none, be happy!

Note: Is this another scenario that I've been thinking about for a while but for some reason never executed❔ And I think it turned out very nice so I put it here anyway. (⁠灬⁠º⁠‿⁠º⁠灬⁠)🩷

New pair of sneakers.

Romantic: (I can't believe I was able to buy so many things in one day! ♡)

Romantic: (I knew it was a good idea to come when I saw that promotion, but I think it's time to return to the Sakamaki mansion.)

Romantic: (Ayato-kun must be at home waiting for me to eat together, after all, I promised I would teach him how to make takoyaki!)

Romantic: He-he ♪ Well, then let's go home.

Person A: Look at those sneakers! I want to buy some of those someday.

Person B: Yeah! They are a new collection line!

Romantic: Oh? Sneakers?

Romantic: (Wait... I feel like someone had told me something similar about sneakers, but who?)

Romantic: ...Oh! It was Ayato-kun, wasn't it?!

Romantic: M-my godness, how could I forget?!

Romantic: (Ayato-kun...)

Romantic: (It's true, he has a game this weekend and he had told me that his shoes were already quite worn out after so much time.)

Romantic: He said maybe he would go buy a pair of sneakers when he felt like it, but I'm already here.

Romantic: ( And... what if I buy Ayato-kun some sneakers? I don't think he would dislike the idea! I would like to do it for him as well. ♪)

Romantic: Will I? W-well! Trying never hurts anyone! I'm going to sent him a message right now.

—Ayato's Room, Sakamaki Mansion.—

Ayato: Mh... hah...

Ayato: Pwaah... who the hell is texting at this hour?

Ayato: Ah? It's Chibimushi... What does he want now?

My Romi ♡«

꒰ 💗 ꒱ Ayato-kun! ♡⁠ (⁠˃͈⁠ ⁠દ⁠ ⁠˂͈  ⁠) Sorry for texting you so suddenly, it's just that I'm here at the mall and I wanted to ask you something really quick.

꒰ 🍓 ꒱ Yeah? What's up?

Ayato: (I hate being woken up...)

Ayato: (Oh? He already responded?)

꒰ 💗 ꒱ It's just that while walking here I remembered that you had told me that you wanted a new pair of sneakers because the ones you have are already worn out.

Ayato: So that's about it...

꒰ 🍓 ꒱ Yes, that's true. I have been meaning to get myself a new pair.

꒰ 🍓 ꒱ Why do you ask?

꒰ 💗 ꒱ Well, I saw some models here at the mall that I thought you might like, I would like to send you photos of some so you can see, is that okay?

꒰ 🍓 ꒱ Yeah, sure. I guess that's fine.

꒰ 🍓 ꒱ But don't expect me to be praising you for it or anything, hehe.

꒰ 💗 ꒱ Alright! ╰⁠(⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠´⁠꒳⁠`⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠)⁠╯🩷

꒰ 💗 ꒱ Don't worry, wait a moment, okay? I'll tell them to show me a few sneakers, take a picture and I'll send them to you.

꒰ 🍓 ꒱ Don't be late, Chibimushi.

*Romantic sends the photos after 20 minutes.*

Ayato: He finally sends them! Let's see..

Ayato: Che, there are too many models, I can barely concentrate on one...

Ayato: (I don't think any of the sneakers here will convince me...)

—Kaminashi Shopping Center, Shoe store.—

Romantic: He replied! I'll see what he said...

Romantic: (Oh... Ayato-kun didn't like any of them? I assumed something like this would happen, but I was a little hopeful.)

Romantic: (None of these models are his style after all, I should try with something else... I'll tell him if I can look for more.)

Ayatito chulo ♡«

꒰ 💗 ꒱ Ow... :( I'm sorry, Ayato-kun, these are the ones I found in the store that were a bit similar to the ones you had.

꒰ 🍓 ꒱ It's 'kay, stop worrying about that.

꒰ 🍓 ꒱ Maybe I’m not even going to buy a new pair of shoes anyway. I don’t even know what I want.

Romantic: (Ayato-kun...)

꒰ 💗 ꒱ (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠) Then?

꒰ 🍓 ꒱ No, Chibimushi. I'm fine like this, I appreciate the detail but I'm hungry, just get your ass back home, will you?

꒰ 🍓 ꒱ I will be waiting, plz take care.

꒰ 💗 ꒱ Yes, I love you. ♡

Romantic: ...That wasn't what I had in mind.

Romantic: There must be something that might be his taste... Ayato-kun can't keep wearing the same sneakers all the time!

Romantic: I know he's not too patient for these things...

Romantic: I need something like... Oh! I know!

—Ayato's Room, Sakamaki Mansion.—

*Another 25 minutes later.*

Ayato: Tsk, what the hell is he doing? This is ridiculous, he already took too long and I hate having to wait... and he knows it.

Ayato: Chibimushi...

Ayato: (I know he likes to show me affection with gifts... and he appreciates me, as he should! But— only Chibimushi spends his money on crazy or even useless stuff.)

Ayato: (I can buy it all myself, I don't need anyone to do it for me.)

My Romi ♡«

꒰ 🍓 ꒱ Hey.

꒰ 🍓 ꒱ Are you okay? Is something holding you up?

Romantic: Ayato-kun, i'm here!

Ayato: Chibimushi—!

Ayato: You're lucky I'm not mad at you! Your late, what's with that? Why did you take so long?!

Ayato: ...Why did you even bring a whole shopping bag if you were only buying the takoyaki ingredients?

Romantic: He-he ♪ that's because I bring a surprise with me.

Ayato: Huh?

Romantic: Ta-daaa! ♪ Your new pairs of sneakers!

Ayato: ...!

Romantic: B-before you say anything, I... would like you to see them and try them on...

Ayato: Romi...

Romantic: They are even nice in person, open them!

Ayato: Pfft—! Hahaha~! ♡ I have no idea of what to say now, these are atrocious!

Ayato: These shoes are even better than those that you showed me in the photos! How much did these even cost?!

Romantic: I-it doesn't matter! The price is the least important thing.

Ayato: Thank you, Chibimushi. As expected of my boyfriend you could only bring me the best.

Romantic: Well, of course!

Ayato: But, seriously, Chibimushi.

Ayato: You didn't have to do it, we're not on a holiday and it's not my birthday either, isn't?

Romantic: W-what?! Don't say that! Giving you gifts is like giving you little parts of me...

Romantic: Your happiness matters to me especially when it is something you have wanted for a long time...

Ayato: You're kidding, right? Romi...please stop that speech already.

Romantic: I... I think you deserve it for all the good you have done, not only for me, but also for yourself.

Ayato: ...Heh.

Ayato: Thanks, Chibimushi. You know I love your gifts... big or not, if they are as important to you as they are to me, then I will put them to good use.

Ayato: Besides, I could never refuse you after making a fool of yourself with such pretty face saying how much do you love me.

Romantic: So, will you use them?

Ayato: Duh, and you will go to the game with me.

Romantic: Y-yes!

Ayato: That's it... Now, let's eat takoyaki together, okay? That's an order, I'm starving.

Romantic: Mm... Alright. ♡

Romantic: (His kisses are so sweet, I can feel his words filling my heart completely... knowing that now he will have a memory of me in the next game.)

[marchsstuff]

Tumblr is home

Why ?

Well here no one has met each other not even once but they are so connected, it's starts with those random reblogs,notes,a bit stalking:P and bam you are friends,mutuals for life. Later on you talk and find huh we have so much in common or waoo where were you bro my whole life vali vibe. Nothing much you just have people here that no matter what happens kuch bhi koi kaand ho ya faltu anon kai lafde ya life mai koi dikkat agr unhe pata chala then tuh bhai sb bhid jainge haha some peacefully, some with very colourful words:P but the main thing they are there having your back no matter what.

Honestly the people here know you much better than people you're with. If you post some vry sad or depressing content they will just check in with you like sb thik ? Kuch hua bta hum hain !! Or messages like heyy i m here of you if wanna talk or not and that's it after that they give you the space sometimes knowing that koi hai that is enough. If you're posting something happy like you got the college you wanted or cracked some exam or finally overcame that writers block n wrote something after a long time dude they are going to be there cheering you up supporting giving and wishing you the best dil se just pure feelings some with words some with reblogs but there always.

This has always been a kind community plz don't fuck that up for others. Don't spread hate you have opinions fine sabki hote hain but atleast have a decency of using your words correctly bro. Words have a tendency to stick till very end, you don't know ki apke judgements aur opinions doosre ko kaise effect krte hain. You have some issue with someone wtf unse baat kro what is this with sharing it with puri duniya. I haven't been here that long or interacted much but i have seen that people coming on anon really just fuck with your mind i mean bhai aapko kya "they can do whatever they want do you know them... that's ryt you don't". If someone is posting something sad then people are like you are spreading negativity bhai itni dikkat hai na just freaking unfollow kon keh ra dekhne ko tumhe.

Tumblr has been a place for lots of people who first started from here be it writers, poets,singers, dancer , you just name it the reason bcz there was always something supporting understanding about it.

Hence spread love and if you know apke opinions sai koi effect ho ra just talk to them ho sakta baat krne sai he sort ho jae and bhai koi zaroori nhi hai sort he krna hai dikkat hai na then ek block ar unfollow button hai tumblr pr use it. Don't make this a place where people have to actually want to leave that just ain't right.

[choccyhearts]

Hey Sexy Lady - Shaggy // Argyle x Reader

Note: Omfg, i will never be free from that pedro pascal edit, this was lowkey inspired by that edit <3 *also plz note i wrote this while tipsy so if theres errors ooopsies...*

CW: 18+!! Suggestive (but no smut), kinda fluffy, alcohol, mentions of smoking, fem!reader (she/her pronouns used)

Summary: "While at a bar, Argyle finds a girl whos is sure to give him a good time (Suggestive) 18+!!"

♡♡♡

"Hey sexy lady, I like your flow"

♡♡♡

Argyle wasn't one to frequent bars but this whole plan was Jonathan's idea. After a rough week of work and stress, Jonathan propsed they go to a bar that just recently opened to see what all the buzz was about.

Kitschy gimmick bars were very common in Cali, so Argyle didn't see what made this cowboy themed one any different. It was all tacky and tourist trapy. What was so special?

"Well, tourists mean pretty out-of-town girls", Jonathan points out. Argyle hums in agreement as the two walk inside the building.

It was crowded, filled with people leaning against tables and others rubbing against each other on the dance floor.

Both of their eyes widen like saucers as they look at the scene in front of them. A cacophony of loud music and people's slurred shouting fills their ears. Some people are donning cowboy hats and boots while others are wearing typical bar outfits.

"Okay", Argyle says as he squints at a couple passionately making out at a table near them. "We walked in, looked around, now let's go, dude. We can just smoke in the van."

Jonathan grabs his friend's shoulder and stops him.

"C'mon, let's at least get a drink. 'Kay? Then let's go." Argyle sighs at his friend and nods.

The two stand behind a crowd of people that are also trying to get the bartender's attention. Argyle looks at the various people, all of them blending together. Yeah, great place to see pretty girls, he thinks to himself.

"Hey, I'm gonna try and push to the front, just stay here!", Jonathan shouts. Argyle gives him a nod and silently prays for his smaller friend.

"Just yell if you need anything, man!" As he watches Jonathan dissappear he starts imagining himself at home -- the two slumped on the couch watching Cheech & Chong, the only noise being their commentary and laughter. Much, much different compared to his current situation.

His nose is suddenly greeted by a familiar scent -- weed. But instead of chuckling, he nearly gags. That's that bad stuff, man, he thinks. His eyebrows scrunch as he looks around him, trying to find the cause of the offending stench.

He glances towards the entrance and is forced to do a double-take. Walking in is the definition of beauty.

She's wearing a checkered top that's tied in the front and unbuttoned at the first three buttons. It accentuates her breasts perfectly. Her bottoms are a pair of high-waisted short shorts that hug her curves as they shift with her movement.

Her face is beautiful, enchanting really. Makeup done and hairstyle framing her face and complimenting her cheekbones. Her eyes look around her before stopping at Argyle. He quickly looks away, flustered and caught.

He looks ahead and tries to find Jonathan but he darts his eyes back towards her and finds her walking over. He's frozen, heart pounding and palms getting moist.

Holy shit, she's coming to talk to me.

"Hi!", she says loudly.

"Hey!" His face is slowly dampening with sweat, nerves taking over.

"I like your look! It's so...rad!", she eyes him up and down. He's wearing his usual bright-colored ensemble.

"You too!", he leans down so she can hear him better. "You've got this whole...cowgirl thing goin' on, dude!"

She smirks up at him, "Well, I really like cowgirl style!"

His mouth falls open and his eyes widen. He looks at her and she winks at him.

Jonathan comes back with two bottles of beer in hand. He notices the little scene in front of him and chuckles, shaking his head.

"Here you go, man!" He hands Argyle a beer. "I'm gonna go mingle!" Argyle looks at him as Jonathan winks at him and nods his head at the girl. "Have fun!"

Jonathan walks away and Argyle looks back at the girl.

"So...do you want anything to drink?"

She shakes her head, "I already see something more delicious than alcohol!"

His face heats again and this time he feels it in his ears. He takes a quick swig and furrows his brow.

"Ya know, this isn't really my type of scene! I'm only here cause--"

"Of your friend?", she cuts him off. He nods. "Yeah, my friend was supposed to come here with me but ditched me last minute."

"Wanna go outside? So we don't have to shout? My van's just parked outside."

She nods and turns towards the door allowing Argyle to get a look at her ass. He lets out a dreamy sigh and walks forward with her.

The two make it outside and he unlocks his van.

"Sorry, it's a little messy in the back", he blushes.

She chuckles and climbs inside, eyes taking in the guy in front of her. Once inside, he closes the van's doors and settles.

"So...", he says in a softer voice than usual.

"So...", she mirrors. "...cool van."

"Well, it's not really mine mine, but yeah."

"I figured", she giggles. Argyle takes another swig of his beer and scrunches his face again.

"Eugh...as you can see, I'm not much of a drinker."

"Neither am I. I really did only come here for my friend, I much prefer smoking to feel good."

Argyle's heart leaps at her admission.

"Dude, same! I just like chilling out and relaxing." He sets the beer in a cup holder and turns back to the girl.

"I will say, this night hasn't been a total waste...I get to be alone with the greatest-looking guy in the place", the girl winks.

Argyle is once again speechless. She crawls over to him and sets a hand gently on his knee.

"And, I'd really like to get to know you better...if you'd let me?", she whispers. Her face is centimeters away from his and he can smell her enchanting perfume.

"Totallyyyy, dude." She smirks and caresses his face with both of her hands before bringing him in for a long, tender kiss.

When she pulls away, Argyle subconsciously leans in for another immediately. She giggles and kisses him again, letting him pull her into his lap.

"Holyyy fuck", he breathes. "You're out of this world." His eyes are glazed over as he looks at the ethereal being in front of him.

"How 'bout we get out of here, smoke a bit, and maybe, I'll show you how much of a cowgirl I can be?"

Argyle nods so fast he nearly breaks his neck. He watches as she crawls into the passenger seat before his brain pulls him into reality.

"Shit! My friend!", he frowns.

"Oh, it's okay--"

"No! Lemme run in real quick!"

Argyle nearly sprints into the bar, eyes darting around for his brown-haired friend. He finds him talking to some girl.

"Hey! Jonathan!"

Jonathan looks over and sees how flushed his friend is.

"Are you okay?", concern pools into Jonathan's eyes.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, I have a really pretty girl in the van and--"

"Don't worry, I'll find a ride, okay? Go! Go!"

"You sure?"

"Dude, go!" They both smile at each other before Argyle leaves.

He settles into the driver's seat of his van and looks at the beautiful passenger accompanying him.

"So...you ever heard of Purple Palm Tree Delight?"

[so-long-soldier28]

Who would you give the hottest milf and dilf award to in the tvd universe?

oh boy did i have fun answering this question...

okay so both these categories have soo many options, i'm gonna root through my options before awarding the hottest. 😅

also, we've got actual milf / dilfs to compare, plus children-less folks who have milf / dilf energy, but that's a separate category.

but if we're looking at genuine parents, i've already got my dilf picked out.

let's go...!

(tw: bit of kink mention smack in the middle; dirty thoughts)

(also this is my opinion and certainly doesn't reflect the entirety of the fandom so no one come for me plz)

milfs

alright.

i had three pop in my head immediately, as soon as i processed the question.

first, katherine. ofc. and she is technically a mom, even though i forgot about nadiya at first.

she's both a badass and super hot (my bisexual awakening at the age of 12, actually), so she definitely qualifies for this category.

second, bonnie. not a mom, although she would make an amazing mom, given the chance. i was just watching 8x9 and she looked so freaking gorgeous, i had to pause to catch my breath (literally, my jaw dropped).

and all respect to kat, but let's not forget 1x5, the car wash episode… she looked fking amazing in that bikini, like, i died.

also, the entirety of s7, she was both sassy and gorgeous. i was so happy she got a chance to shine (finally) & she killed it. long overdue but soooo worth the wait.

she's always gorgeous, always badass, and like i said, would make a wonderful mom.

third, elena, but specifically season 6. idk if it was the single life that brought out her confidence or what, but she was glowing in that season.

i wasn't a fan of her most of the time, but she had huge mommy / milf energy throughout s6. i can't explain it, it's just vibes.

now, since you said tvd universe, i must also add rebekah and hayley to the mix.

rebekah is totally a qualifier for many of the same reasons katherine is, minus the actual kid. i fucking love her, and given the chance, she'd be a great mom, too.

hayley… loved her in the first 1-2 ish seasons.. liked her less when it felt like she was leading on both elijah and werewolf boy / nathan parsons wtf was his name.. JACKSON, that was it.

wasn't a fan of that.

she was a great mom to hope, always defended her daughter, and was very protective towards the people she loved, but she's only a contender for my list.

before i move onto dilfs, i must also add a note about caroline. i just remembered she's a mom, too, but tbh, while i love her to death and she's a great mom, she seems too babygirl-ish to be a milf. this could be bc the whole alaric/caroline thing freaks me out, or maybe it's bc the gemini coven forced pregnancy on her, but i just don't feel milf energy from her.

she was absolutely glowing, and beautiful when she was pregnant, and i adore her to death, but she doesn't fit the vibe.

dilfs

now onto dilfs. i have less contenders.

first… elijah. huge dilf energy, like, insane.

always very protective of his family, of hayley and hope, of his morals and his home… whatever is important, he will defend it.

the suits only add to the dilfishness. that's it. that's the point.

certain scenes, especially throughout the originals are so dilf energy, it sends me to the moon.

the one where they're at the farm or whatever and he's rebuilding fence boards, every scene where he's drinking bourbon, whenever he rolls up his sleeves to deal with someone, or rips out a heart... you know what i mean?

second, you know i have to mention my boy kai…

that scene in 6x22 when he's in that suit… plz for the love of god put a baby in me. 🫣

he's so hot in that scene i can't actually handle it.

also something tells me he's got a breeding kink + he had 7 siblings & certainly knows at least somewhat how to raise kids.

as long as they're no threat, i think he could be a good dad (but i don't think he'd hurt his own kids).

not very dilfy pre-1903, but is very much so afterwards. (like caroline, he's got babygirl energy to me.)

oh! and while we're on the topic of dilf energy, i need to include marcel.

this man is spicy and kills me with his smile alone.

admittedly, there were times he pissed me off, but everyone pissed me off in the originals at some point, even elijah (loml).

i think he would be a great dad. he was so good with helping & being there for davina. he would defend hope despite the shit klaus & elijah put him through. he also kind of "adopted" josh as he did davina.

great leader, too. knew how to keep people in line (even if his system was majorly flawed).

and he's so fucking hot.

dilf energy. that's it.

now, for the actual dilf, i have one contender and one winner.

i really hate to admit it, because he's a terrible, awful person, but he's so fucking hot & obviously has great genes.

joshua parker.

fuck, something about this man does something to me that i can't explain.

i hate his guts.

but he's so hot.

all of his kids are hot, too. like i said, great genes.

definitely on the older side, but that just makes it so much better.

with him it would be like… "my wife died but now idk how to cope & i need to fuck out my sadness," and i would be like, "okay daddy. hey, i heard your eldest killed 4 of your kids, do you wanna make more?"

anyway…

he's on my list with john winchester, called, "fictional men who would be dilfs if they were not child abusers."

Now to crown the winners! ✨👑✨

hottest milf: katherine pierce

hottest dilf: joshua parker

hottest with milf energy: bonnie bennett (s6 elena is a close 2nd)

hottest with dilf energy: elijah mikaelson

[mashriqiyyah]

Sister zeenat i started hijab few month backs but sometime waht happen is guest or czn come home and i feel odd to wear naqab b4 them as our fam is not prctcng, can you plz advise smothng?

Barakallah feeki 🫶

The thing with starting to do Pardah is for a few initial years, you WILL feel awkward. Amongst family, relatives, acquaintances...there is going to be this thought in your mind that "oh, what would they think?" or "do I look abnormal"

Many would call you "over" for being covered when most of them choose not to (especially in family gatherings) Many will ask you to remove it giving excuses...but always. ALWAYS remember why you started off doing it. For pleasing Allah subhanahuwata'ala. And pleasing Allah subhanahuwata'ala may or may not please the creation, shaytan will try make you feel "odd one out" but it's better to be odd one out actually. So, don't give in to such intrusive thoughts. You're doing a great job. Alhamdulillah.

Secondly, a practical tip I can give you is, have a homie jilbab. Which is always somewhere nearby you, something you can grab on quickly...so whenever someone comes, you can wear it as one would wear dupatta. In the beginning people will look sceptical about your attire but eventually it gets better...once they realise it's who you are. In Sha Allah.

If you can read Urdu, read the book Jannat Kay Pattay by Nemrah Ahmed. That book will give you a thrilling clarity on Hijab. In Sha Allah.

[kawaiixriot]

I just found this on my phone 😂 I’m sorry but why do they look like two moms?

[kentumi]

back to shibuya

gojo satoru x reader

*+:｡.｡ b4 u read ... gn friendly, angsty (oops), shibuya incident spoilers, use of petname "pretty"

a/n : haven't written in a minute plz excuse how messy n awful this is (／ˍ・、) wrote it on a whim

a kiss to ivory skin and an embrace that feels like home. "stay safe 'kay? don't come home looking like a mess," you say as satoru's hands run up and down your back. he lets out a soft chuckle before placing a kiss at the top of your head, "can't make any promises, baby. i'll get you something on the way home to make up for it."

you playfully send a punch to his chest and he acts like you've just stomped on his heart a million times, "love you 'toru."

satoru hesitates to let you go even though he knows if he stays here much longer he won't ever make it to shibuya. he tells himself, just a little longer, before he pulls away and gives you one last kiss.

"i love you too baby."

he didn't come home that night.

[moonandsunwoo]

“just best friends” with txt

# — pairing: txt x you (no pronouns mentioned)

# — genre: fluff, kinda best friends to lovers <3

# — warnings: noneeee, lowercase intended

hiiiiii i am back after 6 years hehe :> i might post something for nct dream soooon if yall dont mind hahah im in a bit of a dreamie-hole again…anywhat have a lovely day !

soobin…bet he has the reddest cheeks whenever someone remarks that you two would go together well, just waves it off casually, heart beating out of his CHEST tho. Soobins unofficial love-language is little acts of service throughout your day, that does not limit itself to brushing your hair out of your face randomly and stuttering after intense eye-contact. so yeah soobin thinks youre cute xoxo and he will make you breakfast every sunday if you ask him to and he will help you with all your homework (even math) and if he does not understand the subject you bet your cute ass he will sit down and do the research about it. but just friends!! maybe.

yeonjun…hes a flirty fella as we know, with everyone but especially with you. winks as often at you as you roll your eyes back at him (which is: a lot) but you would be lying if you said it didn’t make your heart skip a liiiittle bit. would have a habit of picking you up from everywhere at any time of the day, maybe with your favourite drink ready just because he knew which one that was and he could. likes to link arms with you, likes to match clothes in a subtle way, likes showing off how well you go together — because he knows that you do. you just wait :>

beomgyu…can you imagine a beomgyu unhinged but with a tinge of red on his cheeks, pulling you around at your hand, intertwined pinkies and matching friendship bracelets that actually mean so much more than just friends but hes too shy and youre too shy to do anything about it. (I can hear “vibes” by chase atlantic play in the bg tbh) its so many giggles and late night stargazing and trips to the end of this world just to find out that home can be everywhere as long as the other one is with them. oh also: HANDSHAKES. Idc if you think thats childish, you have one with beomgyu and its beautiful okay.

taehyun…the two go together so well that ot4 just assumed you were dating the first time they met you. its the kind of relationship where the two parties balance each other out just perfectly, a beautiful harmony. he makes you feel calm and you make him feel brave. you would visit every concert of theirs and he would always find you within ten minutes no matter where you were standing. he would come over late at night to watch a stupid boring movie with you that you both would abandon for a conversation about space and the importance of peppermint tea. Of course you loved each other. taehyun just needs that final push (bet that push would turn out to appear in the form of choi beomgyu)

hueningkai…ah yeah, so much teasing you both over the obvious puppylove you two shared. It was so innocent and pure and really built on a deep and trusting friendship and maybe that was what made huening (and you) so insecure about admitting feelings because what if the other person didnt feel the same and then everything was ruined??? scary thought right? So in the meantime (yeonjun would get kai there, dont worry yes) there would just be 3h phonecalls and matching plushies and shared clothes and jewellery and maybe handholding??? maybe…on a bold day hihi

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[titsuya]

hi sar i just read this post and i would like to offer coming home after being out and hearing akaashi moaning from your shared bedroom because he’s beating it KAJFHJS plz i would 100% watch from the doorway like a damn perv and then go in and help him out <33

draven sorry im replying late <//3 work has been breaking my back :,((

BUT THIS ?? I SAW THIS DURING WORK AND HAD TO GO TO THE RESTROOM TO CONTAIN MYSELF bc literally omfg

also this is so effing bad & short so im so sorry

warning: male masturbation, akaashi’s pretty moans <3

akaashi was stressed. work had been tearing him apart for days and you were at work, so he couldn’t relax.

it was one of those days where he woke up with a hard cock and it’s lasted all. day. long. you were simply unable to help with his strained cock because you wouldn’t be coming back till late at night. or so he thought.

he’s not sure if he should call you and let you know, but he doesn’t want to overthink too much because the longer he waits, the more his cock hurts.

he thinks about all the times he’s fucked you raw and all the times you’ve used his cock to make yourself feel good. he can’t even think about it anymore before he lays against his headboard and pulls his cock out.

he spits into his hand, “fuck,” he hisses as he wraps his a tight fist around his pulsing cock just imagining your pussy.

imagining the way you clamp down around his cock right before you’re about to cum. and your pretty little face, tongue out and eyes rolled out.

“k-keijiii, fuuck, love you! love your cock!”

he can nearly hear your wonton moans and whiny little words and he let’s out one of his pretty moans.

the more he thinks about you, the faster he strokes his cock all resulting in his throaty moans.

“ooh, fuck, pretty baby,” he moans, loudly, fisting his cock at a quick pace.

you, on the other hand, just got home early and you were ready to see your boyfriend. walking through the corridor, you hear the sound of muffled moans and loud gasps. you furrow your eyebrows and walk towards the noise.

what in the world is keiji watching? you think because it surely wasn’t his own voice.

you see the door of your shared bedroom cracked open and peak your head in to see a very surprising sight.

akaashi’s head was thrown back and his mouth open spilling what sounded like the hottest thing you’ve ever heard. he seemed so unaware, too.

you figured that akaashi was generally quite loud, so you didn’t expect him to be so quiet in bed, but it all makes sense to you now— he just didn’t know if he should moan or not.

you realize you’d been standing there for a while just watching him beat his cock when you feel your panties growing wetter.

he gasps, loudly, “gonna— gonna cum!”

you tiptoe into the room and smile at the way his eyes are squeezed shut and how he’s in his own little world.

“keiji? want some help?” you whisper and watch the way his eyes snap open and he freezes.

he pants, “b-baby, h-how long have you been here?”

you crawl on the bed next to him, placing ginger kisses along his jawline, “long enough to hear you, keiji. why don’t you ever sound like that in bed?”

he whimpers at the feeling of your lips, “i-i didn’t know… if you’d like if i made any noise…”

“of course i would. now, don’t hold back this time, ‘kay?”

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