#(just in case you were wondering)

[luminaxandra]

"FINE! TAKE WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT! SO LONG AS YOU HELP ME SAVE HIM!!" OwO)/ happy Halloween, this is my contribution to spooky day.

[bloodydeanwinchester]

im booping all of you bisexually btw

[kim-jongin-s]

svt fic recs (mostly nc-17; jeongcheol, verkwan, minwon + other)

JEONGCHEOL

"fuckme.mp3 (a smash hit)". au, underground rapper!sc. oneshot, 2k. nc-17.

It's all thanks to Hansol, really.

"calibration". omegaverse: alpha!sc, omega!jh. oneshot, 2k. nc-17.

“…can tell he really wants you,” Hansol is saying, somewhere nearby, except for a minute it doesn’t smell like Hansol, and Seungcheol blinks, confused, until he sees who’s following Hansol into the room and stops caring about anything else.

"a thousand degrees tonight". oneshot, 3.6k. nc-17.

The novelty has yet to wear off, knowing that he can have someone as strong and sure and dependable as Seungcheol like this- unfocused, needy. Desperate for him.

"babysitting gone wrong". au, babysitter!jh. oneshot, 4k. nc-17.

In which, Jeonghan gets hired to babysit the youngest Choi for the night but ends up sitting on the meaty thick thighs of the eldest Choi sibling.

"amour". au, vampire!sc. oneshot, 7.7k. nc-17. (check out the prequels to fully enjoy this one.)

At some point, Seungcheol had found himself with a collection of all the small, intimate noises that Jeonghan had made for him tucked away in a secret part of his heart.

"praying at your altar". modern royalty!au: bodyguard!sc, prince!jh. oneshot, 8.6k. nc-17.

Above all, the prince is precious.

"stay here with me". au, psychologist!sc. 5 chapters, 31k. r. ♡♡

Eight months after his younger sister's death, Jeonghan is struggling. Barely hanging on. He's tired. Lonely. Wishing he could find one therapist that understands his niece. Then he makes an appointment with newly graduated child psychologist Choi Seungcheol.

VERKWAN

"one day we're gonna get". oneshot, 1.6k. nc-17.

“Come on! As if you don’t know I look at you!” Hansol’s eyes are wide, exasperated. His tone is teasing. His grip on Seungkwan’s arm is so tight.

He’s scared that Seungkwan doesn’t believe it, Seungkwan can tell.

"one pound of flesh". historical!au, omegaverse: omega!sk, alpha!vn. oneshot, 4.5k. nc-17.

A strange marriage, to an even stranger alpha.

"sinking/floating". omegaverse: omega!sk, omega!vn. twoshot, 12k. nc-17.

Hansol presents late. Seungkwan is right there to guide him through it.

"left where the daylight comes". regency!au, omegaverse: omega!sk, alpha!vn. twoshot, 50k. nc-17. ♡♡♡♡♡

“Our dear Seungkwan is engaged to be mated to Alpha Park by the end of the summer season!” Seungkwan’s mother says, cheerily.

The delicate porcelain cup shatters under the force of Hansol’s hand.

"easily (like do re mi)". au, teacher!sk, single parent!vn. 5 chapters, 53k. pg-13.

As a single father, Hansol tends to worry too much.

Then, comes Boo Seungkwan, a kindergarten teacher that occupies Hansol’s mind more than he knows what to do with.

MINWON

"don't mention it". omegaverse: alpha!ww, alpha!mg. oneshot, 2k. nc-17. ♡

Mingyu's preferred person to spend his rut with may not be the most evident choice.

"the trials and tribulations of being accidentally bonded". college!au, omegaverse: omega!ww, alpha!mg. oneshot, 41k. r.

Jeon Wonwoo was supposed to be a Beta. He was also supposed to hate a certain Kim Mingyu with all his might. But, then again, who says life couldn't roughly take you in the ass without preparation?

OTHER

"we". wonwoo/seokmin/mingyu. oneshot, 15k. nc-17.

“Hyung, would you ever want to have a threesome?”

"love so tender (you are my)". chanhan. omegaverse: beta!jh, omega!dn. twoshot, 16k. nc-17.

Jeonghan is good at being in the middle. Extreme emotions are not really his forte. So he is grateful to be born as a beta. Less drama, easier.

Then he meets Lee Chan.

"over and over again". seoksoon. soulmate!au. oneshot, 19k. r.

Soonyoung has the easiest time finding his soulmate - running into him in the hallway at age nine kind of speeds things along. Nothing after that, though, is anywhere near as simple.

[themoonunderstoodmydadjokes]

✨ Cozy set for a cozy day 😌 ✨

[playhousemassacrez]

Freddy and friends but as Smiling Critters

[alchemistc]

"don't leave" for the micro fic prompts

don’t leave

In the aftermath, once he's dealt with the adrenaline crash, all the panic washed away in favor of a tired so bone deep he's pretty sure if he falls asleep he's gonna be down at least as long as Rip Van Winkle -- in the aftermath he takes a breath, and stares at Tommy laid out on the bed with a tube down his throat and his leg in a cast and the scrapes on his face that are so small in comparison to everything else, but he can't stop staring at those specifically like they've insulted him personally.

He can still remember his voice on the radio.

He can still remember the silence after.

Tommy's captain is right outside the door, guarding it just in case any family who got the call bother to make the trek down to see him, and Buck thinks about the plan he'd made, a week from now, their first vacation together, all the little details he'd told Eddie that Eddie had hyped him up about. ("You know you don't have to do any of this, though, right? You could stumble into him and accidentally slip the ring on his finger and it would still be an emphatic yes.")

Buck shifts his fingers over the thin blanket until he can reach Tommy's fingertips.

They're still in Buck's hand.

"H-hey," he says, and Tommy's lungs expand and retract with the help of a machine. "So. I have. I have big plans for us. Big -- big plans. And. And you gotta be here, for them. So. So you're not allowed to leave me."

[axntls]

PJSK 3RD ANNI REDESIGNS BECAUSE ITS ALMOST A YEAR SINCE THEY WERE REVEALED AND I DIDN’T LIKE MOST OF THEM

1 - Leo/Need

2 - More More Jump

3 - Vivid Bad Squad(everyone’s barely different other than An)

4 - Wonderlands x Showtime(I changed nothing in Tsukasa at all)

5 - Nightcord at 25:00

[palfriendpatine66]

Re: Anakin’s dildo in this ficlet

JUST IN CASE you were wondering what it looks like - I first wrote neon pink. But then I thought to myself, I bet 12in dildos aren’t usually neon pink. I feel like those who want that aren’t the type and want it as realistic as possible, looked some up because this is the type of research I do do for my fics and selected this.

But. But. I went back this morning to grab the image to share with you all and saw this. And amend my statement to its 12 in of this on the stick:

@renlyslittlerose this is the full answer to your question

[patdroid]

The cycle of being just about to bring your completed project out to the public…

…only for you to remember a detail that you forgot to add earlier or have unfortunate timing ruin the experience…or both in some cases! It’s honestly the worst experience ever!

Base image is under the cut.

[mieczyhale]

bucky barnes - tumblr posts [5/?] / memes [27/?]

[quikyureblogs]

I'm eating a cookie right now

[fxgdxkemutt]

spam liking my stuff makes me desperately horny btw

[whenthesunrosedown]

morning titty pics are my favorite

[tgsfrankensteinslastbraincell]

INCESSANT SCREAMING

[banditblvd]

I just got home, looked in the mirror and realized how insane I must've looked earlier

I walked around a target like this for hours and I was the happiest man alive

[ironychan]

Things we can assume about dinosaurs, based on their modern descendants:

They were warm-blooded and had feathers.

They liked to roll in the dirt.

They could not hiccup.

They danced to impress girls.

The girls they were trying to impress needn't be the correct species.

Not even vaguely. I once saw a peacock trying to woo a pond full of deeply unimpressed flamingos.

They looked very silly when they ran.

They would seize any opportunity to be a gratuitous asshole, particularly when food was involved.

They woke up very early in the morning and started the day by screaming.

They were capable of being very stupid, then shockingly intelligent, then dumb as a bucket of mud again within ten seconds.

They tasted delicious on a bun with spicy mayo.