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bmpmp3 · 5 months ago

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everyone on earth probably has a hypothetical farming sim in their mind's eye that they daydream about on occasion because of the unfortunate situation that despite there being like a thousand farming games released every minute only like 4 of them are any good. and i think this is fun, i think its good to keep the imagination alive. if i made a farming sim i would bring back rival marriages from the old friends of mineral town. i want to steal someones wife.

#jk jk you dont steal anyones wife or husband. but it wasnt a popular feature because people felt like they were stealing someones spouse #plus the fact that characters married eachother after a certain amount of time made them unavailable for player marriage adding a timelimit #if the player wants to get married. but thats why i want it BACK i think its 1) hilarious and 2) interesting and makes the world feel alive #NOW part of the reason (outside of it being an unpopular feature to begin with) its not in like any modern games is probably because #devs don't know how to deal with non-gender-locked marriage candidates with this #i think its easy. everyone is bisexual. not just playersexual. textually bisexual #it'll be interesting if they always have a set pairup regardless of player gender but it could also be interesting if there was like #a little algorithm to give a couple non-player pairups as options. maybe make it random #or if a dev was tooooo ambitious they could add a matchmaking system that the player could be involved with if they wanted to play cupid LO #but that seems too much for a farming game. thats usually a whole other game in itself #but yeah i think its easy. its not like farming sim marriage candidates are all that deep characters to begin with #i think itd be fine if you had a couple randomized rival marriages...... i think itd be neat #my other farming sim daydream is NO fucking combat for the love of god FREE ME from combat #that is why i like story of seasons just a bit more than stardew #stardew has so much good farming mechanics but god i hate the mines. i think its so soso sososososososo boring #i also dont really like the turn based battles in atelier games and most atelierlikes either #(well i liked it in mana khemia but that was more turn based focused than alchemy focused)#i came here to farm. i came here to make potions. i came here to micromanage numbers. do not make me battle #but that is purely a personal preference thing LOL a lot of people really love farming game combat. i dont tho <3 #MY DAYDREAM FARMING SIM HAS NO COMBAT... AND YES CUCKHOLDRY #(jk jk thats not what rival marriages are. but thats how people talk about them. which is fascinating)#(unfortunately it makes me laugh so thats why i keep making jokes about it. sowwy <3 )

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