#(implied at least)

[i-already-know-im-going-2-hell]

Sam wakes to the shake of his bed. He can smell Dean before he even opens his eyes, all sweat and sex, and knows he's just come from a bar and some girl. He doesn't remember when Dean started doing this, but he's known about it long enough he can feel his dick chubbing up just at the scent and feel of him on the bed. "Sammy?" he hears in his ear. He knows Dean is aware he's awake, but he keeps his breathing even and tries not to move. They both like it better that way.

Silently Dean slips his hand into Sam's pants.

Daily 100 Words 1 / x

[blitzy-blitzwing]

That loving stare. 🥺❤️

[hanafubukki]

You had never seen Sebek Zigvolt…so jittery before.

If Lilia chose right now to pop up, you were sure Sebek would jump high enough to hit the ceiling.

It was amusing…but maybe you should try and calm his down.

“Something you want to tell me? Sebek?”

He jolted as if you…shocked him. You couldn’t help the inner chuckle at the little joke.

You raised an eyebrow to empathize your question.

“Do you require any assistance?”

“Hm?”

You watch as he turned red and mumbled to himself.

“My mother and sister would ask for certain foods and potions from us when I’m back home. I…would extend that assistance if you need it.”

Ah. Wait, aw, that’s sweet. A fae after my own heart.

"Awww who's a sweet croc fae?"

"You-"

You cupped Sebek’s cheek, quieting him, “Thank you but I’m alright for now. If I need anything, I’ll let you know.”

That seemed to appease him. Good.

But that does bring to question…

“How did you know?”

You watch as Sebek turns an interesting shade of red.

You lean in to hear his too quiet reply, “…I can smell it.”

This time you can’t keep the laughter in as Sebek marches ahead of you, turning even more red.

As embarrassed as he was, he never strayed too far ahead of you.

Sebek Zigvolt is a sweetheart with a heart of gold.

[eggnogtoast]

chris uses the company computer.

[epicfirestormer]

This is what he said right

More meme accurate version underneath:

[thundersbugs]

hairline check bitch

[bbq-ishere]

has this been done already

[nikonautic]

bro dont even bother opening your phone

[icepip]

big brother yuta making you sit on your lap even though you tell him you're too big.. his long fingers gripping your hips too tight when his cock twitches beneath you. you were just trying to get comfortable but it sure felt like you were grinding against him, practically begging for him to just slide the tip inside..

[nay-lon]

pawns in a game

[starscream-is-my-wife]

More of the nature documentary AU I had where Ratchet, Orion, and Bumblebee crashed on earth but humans can’t understand them

Prev Next

[transingthoseformers]

Ao3 is really hit or miss, but anytime there’s a TFA cross-faction that ISN’T MegOp and someone gets caught, Megatron is usually written like he’s beyond offended and going to kill everyone involved.

It would be funnier if he kept tabs on who’s seeing who and was constantly asking if anyone’s been spreading their propaganda or convincing anyone to switch to the cons while they hit it. “Tell them they can’t tap that unless they join, quit giving them aft for free.”

Constructions sandwiching Bulkhead? They better be spreading the gospel. Shockwave talking to that trash cube again as if it can hear him? Better be telling him about the glorious cause. Blackarachnia and Optimus having tragically complicated feelings? She better be telling him how much better the decepticons are like it’s a sales pitch. “Join now, we actually LOOK FOR A BODY after dropping you down a hole in the ground.”

That would be hilarious, considering how there's a chance that's worked in the past

[anothertina]

There's nothing as scary as your older sister, perfect costume if you ask me

[ninjagofan420]

kai

[radiance1]

You see.

I wasn't exactly Billy's fault that the tyrant of the infinite realms and king of ghosts was summoned to the mortal plane in the streets in broad daylight with the subsequent reaction of causing public terror (since he just suddenly appeared out of nowhere) and pinging every magic user in the city probably.

He just wanted some ice cream.

Pariah Dark, meanwhile, thought that this would be the perfect time to meet his son's friend knowing full well what his reputation currently is.

[thisispersonal]

“How do I look yellow man?”

Mystery trio art again.

Text: “alright man we got you out of the house first is dressing like a normal person!” “alright now first off let’s ditch that shirt sixer just get rid off it!” “Try this one!” “I do hope bill likes my cool new attire!” “Ford he’s a triangle.” “How do I look Stanley?” “Why don’t we try on something else ford?”