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asphodelles · 21 days ago
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la petite mort
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thermodynamic-comedian · 6 months ago
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lena 100% went back to her office after talking to sam thinking "wow what a nice friendly conversation i just had with my best friend, samama khalid, the only one of my employees who doesn't actively make fun of me," and sam went back to his cubicle thinking
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t-s-n · 9 months ago
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reasosn for me to be tumblr ceo instead of matt
im younger and probably will live longer so i can watch tumblr flourish (hes forty)
im shorter so i can reach into crevices. how does this help tumblr? well i can reach into the servers and clean them so tublmlr works mbetter
im cool and i have more husbands AND wives than him
i dont think trans women and transfems should be banned :)
i recently passed a math test and i bet he hasnt done that in a while sooo
i have more pronouns (he/him AND she/her)
he like created wordpress sure but can he recite the first twilight movie?
im very active on the tumb
i have. sprout and i don��t think he has a best friend for life slash girlfriend
vote me for tumblr ceo 2025 :smile_cat:
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saiintofawe · 6 months ago
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has this been done before
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kyoukamybeloved · 9 months ago
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they are so so normal 😀😀
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melancholygirl111 · 5 days ago
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flirting telepathically today so if you start giggling out of nowhere that was me
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i made this AGES ago but its still funny to me
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noblehouseofgay · 3 months ago
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"They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats." But it's james and remus eating out their Black Brother boyfriends
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ssprouttz · 4 months ago
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Pincus Fadoula friendship is real
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m0ldybreadd · 9 months ago
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I'm so funny guys
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Uncolored version
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I PLAYED DEADPLATE YESTERDAY AND IT'S ALL IM DRAWING. I've drawn like a full 4 pages of only deadplate at this point
Ngl Vincent looks high as shit in the first panel of the colored😨
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birdsribcage · 8 months ago
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Just a silly little girl with silly little thoughts of suicide
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hotchocolatebeforebed · 6 months ago
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will when mike wouldn't hug him at the airport:
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quackkryak · 1 year ago
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did someone done that or-
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techutones · 6 months ago
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That's it. That's the show.
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ellies-bite · 2 months ago
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uhhhhh sevika but she's sooooo uhhhhh she likes holding girls up with her mech arm and yk uhhh fucking them with her real arm uhhh post send tweet uhhhhh
cw: smut?? idk. also it's really bad, I just need to clean my drafts 😣 be nice or I'll kms
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Metal fingers dug into the plush of your thigh, moan after moan being torn from your throat, Sevikas flesh fingers curling and uncurling from deep in your cunt, soaking the skin of her hand.
Sevika's metal fingers gripped your plush thigh, sending a delicious chill down your spine, the thought of her strong enough to pin you against the wall was making you wetter by the second.
Her fingers worked you over, sliding in and out of your dripping cunt with a hunger that matched your own. The room was filled with the sounds of your moans mixing with the wet squelches of her fingers diving deep inside you.
Her body pressed against yours as she held you against the wall, the metal arm providing an unyielding grip that made you feel completely at her mercy. The way she moved inside you, the pressure, the speed—it was driving you insane.
You felt every damn thing as she fucked her fingers in and out if you.
As Sevika's movements became more urgent, more focused, you knew you were about to lose it. Your whole body tensed, your breath hitched, and then it hit you like a wave, moaning her name as you came on her fingers.
chat this is so bad pls be nice 😣 I need her so bad, gotta 9 on her 11 so she never forgets or smth. send me requests!!!!! also, I never know how to end these.
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huellitaa · 13 days ago
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its my birthday! 💭🎀
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