#(im on the bus)

[allineedtosay]

It’s happening im listening TTPD

[ghoodles]

I just thought of something that i might add to my stack of noir headcanons because its so silly

So, first i'd say this happens later, a couple of visits to the spider-god later

Off topic but i hc that there's more physical changes, i.e his hair getting darker, depending on how much he's been revived, but i think we all sort of headcanon that atp

But.. you know how the spiders from the totem killed that man, and the god was like "my bite only harms those with evil intent" or smth like that i dont have access to the comics rn

What if he gained a sort of judgement ability? However, it's not in his eyes, it's in hers.

And it's only through a bite. Sort of like a venom, it seeps in. It has no effect if you have no ill intent, but if you do..

It's different. You dont just immidiately die, most likely because those were millions of spiders on that one man, and not just one bite. You get violently sick, fever dreams of spiders, theyre haunting you in your final days.

Sometimes Noir gets that sort of push to 'judge' someone, usually makes his senses go haywire, but if he gets it around people he trusts and cares; he wont risk it.

[ralvezfanatic]

WHY DID I JUST GET FULL ON FLASHED TWICE ON MY FOR YOU TAB INHMGNEKWKKWJ WTHAT YHE FUCKDKW

[silvershayde]

Imma try draw on my phone with my thumb wish me luck

[davidjenkins]

[faededaway]

How to listen to music without dancing a lil? How do I not move a little?? How to not bob around when there are little dudes in my ear singing the nice tunes?

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

And lemme know your age (if you feel comfortable!), and when you got your first phone in the tags!

If these options are scuffed I'm sorry, I genuinely have no clue how many phones people are "supposed" to have had (hence the poll)

[little-blurry-stars5]

Zoos should really show how big the animal is in the desc. Give like inches or sum cuz the amount of times I've struggled cuz I don't know if the west cornea viper is 5 feet or five inches

[bridgeleaves]

They're doorbell dashing

[mawguai]

I want to go back and talk to you

[introspectivememories]

was it casual when i sat in your lap in public? was it casual when i said "recently my heart is crying because you're leaving"? was it casual when we decided how your last name would fit with mine? ("yuki tsunoda-gasly" / "no tsunoda, only gasly" / "yuki gasly?") was it casual when we sang adele's "someone like you" together at your going away party? was it casual when i knew it was you just by touching your ass? was it casual when i knew it was you by smell alone? was it casual when "will you miss me?" / "for 2-3 minutes maybe" / "i'll take that. even if it's just 2-3 minutes, i'll take that"? was it casual when that bus was completely empty and we still sat right next to each other, all the way in the back? was it casual when i picked you up multiple times so you could dunk a basketball? was it casual when i begged to come over to your house multiple time and then you finally let me and we cooked fried rice together? was it casual when we played christmas twister together and i said "your big eggplant is touching my ass"? was it casual when we were pressed up against each other on a scooter going two miles per hour? was it casual when-

[das-sena]

𝘾𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙗̶𝙤̶𝙮̶𝙛̶𝙧̶𝙞̶𝙚̶𝙣̶𝙙̶ 𝙛𝙖𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙫𝙞𝙨𝙪𝙖𝙡 𝙣𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙡 𝙗𝙤𝙮

Eu estive jogando alguns desses jogos e fiquei com vontade fazer algo parecido com o que eu tinha feito com os personagens de slasher a um tempinho atrás.

Não sei porque coloquei o pobre Micah no meio desses bastardos, ele é o único normal ali, o único não lunático, a única opção boa...(mas eu escolho o Tate)

[peanutseagle]

haha they make me sick

[disableddyke]

are disabled people “entitled” or do they just want to exist comfortably in a society that shoves them aside, discards them and is actively hostile toward them?

[green-alien-turdz]

This is Cartman's tattoo artist calling obviously

[tatretot]

hellooo danandphilgames buddies!! happy belated 10 year (more like 5 but shhh) anniversary :-)