#(im not serious)

[ralvezfanatic]

Mgg is gay !!! (manifesting)

[froggywizzard]

What random objects would ACOTAR characters would have with them, always?

Nesta has a nail file. I imagine she has impeccable nails.

Lucien carries a harmonica and random rocks and/or crystals. Oh my boi is kinda ashamed of it, but he knows how crystals work.

Feyre has wet wipes. She treats everyone like children and cleans up their messes.

Rhysand, besides a lint roller duh, carry tweezers. He is fixated on maintaining his perfect look.

Elain carries vials and small scissors for plant cuttings.

Azriel has a fidget spinner or other toy cause I strongly believe my boy is anxious all the time.

Cassian probably has protein bars in every pocket. Gotta keep track on those proteins.

Eris carries spf cream and uses it constantly to maintain his perfect skin. Besides his face, he mostly focuses on his hands. He seems like a guy with beautiful, soft, pianist's hands.

Gwyn has an assortment of ribbons. You know, to tie Az up to tie things and make them prettty.

Emerie, I think, carries a special mix of herbs and spices. Or maybe a small notebook she uses to keep new food ideas. She seems like a foodie.

Helion would have a vial of scented oil. I think we all know what for 😏

Tamlin carries a flavoured chapstick. Idk why, but I'm picking up the vibes.

[heyheyimjett]

You remember the post of the pilotnito joking about planes? (Well his face got me like 😶👉👈)

interesting statement

[thaparasite]

"do it for the gram"

"do it for the vine"

"do it for the tok"

How about do it for yourself?

Do it for the nation!

Do it for magical power!!

Reflect

[kittycutiehaha]

There are lots of us landmine girls who would love to be hit by you 🥺🥺🥺

I will never hit a tumblr landmine even for money

But if you want some exotic feelings I can offer something for u. What do you think about being brought to my hypothetical basement and being hit, smashed, bitten by me? I think it sounds interesting. I promise I'll stop as soon as you wish

Ooops!!1! Thinking out loud!!!!😁😋

[stalkerofthegods]

I am being more unokay by the second, I miss Hermes, I’m going to bite his staff. I love him so much I’m a beaver, I bite when I love to much, I want to grab is staff and use it like a bone to a dog, he cannot leave his staff unattended

Edit: a live photo of me and hermes

[toomuchbeeping]

Istg if I open my phone tomorrow morning and there's still nothing about the digital ticket imma cry

[omnimnamnom]

i have to write an essay about "Thunderstorm" by Ostrovsky. It is a story where wife was unfaithful to her husband because he was neglectful and wife's conscience eat her up alive so she THREW HERSELF IN THE RIVER AND DIED (nothing new tbh) Like girl,i feel you- she is so me fr (not about the cheating stuff but all death stuff)

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

say what you will about season 7 the foreman x taub yuri is real

[m4ndysk4nkovich]

judging by the fact that carl was wearing a dirty, oversized oasis shirt in 1x01, lip and/or ian had an either ongoing or old oasis phase, which probably means that they knew oasis back in 2009 when liam was born

[twink-catcoal-thing]

if i see this in my asks again im blocking you on the spot

[holy-n-evil]

who bribed the ref

EDIT: for anyone who is butthurt, this has a tag 'it's a joke' and 'im not serious' since it was posted. Calm the fuck down.

[desicat-writer]

I hate to inform you that all your romantic pairings are nothing in comparison to these two.

[nuclearweasel]

If I don't get Malleus masquerade card tonight I'm gonna double front flip off a balcony with a rope.

[soullessduck13]

cucurucho better not be watching me thats such a freaky thing to have in your twitch bio like ???? okay. you’re a twitch streamer not a viewer. freak

[sapphire-weapon]

I honestly hate it when people in fandoms like RE are scared of expressing their love for certain ships because they will get attacked for it. It makes me sad because I am a multishipper myself, and a proud one at that, and there is no winning when it comes to shipping. You can love a cute ship like Eagleone and people will for some reason find a way to make it “problematic.”

We should rise up and be the new cleon fandom of Olde and wage war. Position ourselves as the new heavyhitters in this fandom.