#(ik i said i would work on asks. but i had some really annoying stuff happen irl and i did not feel like doing anything

[didderd]

thank you for the kofis!! <3

first one (15 min doodle) requested by @sans-guy. their message was quote "pleh/.. plah.. ah.. hah.. PLeh" so ofc i assumed they wanted their sans, Butch, in a seal onesie. the second one (10 min doodle) was a request from someone who i only just now found out was a p/roshipper, so my friend @skelekins sent a kofi to claim it instead! :3 it is ofc a prince sans.

(still open for kofi requests (not moving soon like i thought i was. but i could still use the money))

[sevenpoyo]

some brooklyn slang ik for all the ppl who wanna write for miles and kilometers‼️

feel free to add more idk everything but i i am originally from there and visit a lot this stuff i hear a lot and if you wanna add slang to ur writing this is a good place to start, not all of these brooklyn or ny exclusive but that’s where a lot of american slang starts and u prolly heard some of it b4. imma list it ne ways

don’t use like 8 of these in one sentence bc it will sound weird and i can’t really cover ny puerto rican slang or any puerto rican slang really bc my grandad is a bum so if you know some add it

the city is manhattan, not the other 4 burroughs, just manhattan, cus that’s where everything’s at

to cut ass is to roast tf out of someone , to get your ass cut is get tf roasted out of you

wyling/wilding is being outta pocket, something being absurd or crazy

yeah nah means no and nah yeah means yeah idk why they gotta make it complicated just look at the second word

good looks is like good looking out

it’s bout to be winter and i’m bout to see mad christmas fics and shit but do y’all know the proper way to describe cold ny winters?

if it’s cold as hell, it’s brick outside, not regular cold, ny winter is like nipples so hard i see em thru the bra cold

ex; “how it’s so brick outside i walk to the store wit my hair wet and it deadass got icicles in it” “yeah it’s fr brick outside today” “i’m not walkin wit u in this brick ass weather for a bacon egg and cheese?” (actual convo between my sister and me last winter break)

fronting seem kinda easy to me but is like acting or pretending i can’t explain it with out an example

“why you fronting like you wouldn’t die if they text you asking u to go out with them” “you can stop fronting like you like cars it cool if you don’t” “don’t sit there fronting like u don’t wanna dance wit me”

being tight over something is just being upset or annoyed

rj is so smart they said “We say tight bc you kinda huddle close to yourself when you tense/stressed or angry” i had no idea i just be saying it i aint know it had a reason💀 it make sm sense now.

“who got you tight like that this early in the morning?” “my momma came home tight yesterday for no reason, she threw a boot at me!” “i’m so tight this damn shift change has me working all closers this week”

jack is like claiming someone or something

i talk old as hell idk what the youths be jacking nowadays

cop is basically to get, used to be mostly 4 drugs back in the day my dad said (he don’t know why im asking him this)

“just copped me some retro 3’s” “bout to cop me a few percs in a minute”

speaking of a minute, mostly for my non americans bc that’s who get confused the most when i say this one. depending on the context this can mean a actual minute, a short time or a real long

“i’ll be back in a minute” is short “i ain’t seen y’all in a minute” is long. idk how to explain the difference besides context

bop is a good song, pretty easy but i see ppl on tiktok use it wrong

bangs/banger goes hard is kinda like bob for music but i be using it for anything fr

“this push pop is banging yo”

mad can be used normal like angry but it also means a lot or really kinda like hella ig? i usually uses hella when i would say mad so ppl can understand me easier up here

dumb also mean very in the same way

ex; “my english teacher give out mad homework for no reason.” “she be giving me mad shit over the smallest stuff” ���i just had some mad good wings so i’m cooling rn” “this shit is mad spicy u sure you want some?” ''This shit got me dumb tight'' “you don’t need no jacket it’s dumb hot out here”

smacked is like high as fuck idk how to elaborate ur just high

lit is drunk

“Yuuuur!'' A signal, a greeting usually used to catch the attention of someone or something very fun greeting and very hated by schools, it’s weird anywhere outside of ny kinda at least to me.

being hollywood means u get a little fame and think ur all that or just that u got a little fame and they’re jokingly hating

ex; “i saw u on the news the other day, “the prowlers return” u must be real proud of yourself huh hollywood?” “and here comes hollywood wit his trending tiktoks”

real talk is when ur about confess something or say something serious in a not real serious setting or convo

“real talk we play a lot but i love you, my life would be boring with out you around” “real talk i’d never do that to you foreal”

go together is like go out kinda, y’all kinda match behavior cus y’all a couple, this one need a sentence 2 i think. (THIS ONE IS OLD AS HELL ONLY USE IT IF UR TRYING TO RIZZ MOMMA RIO)

“he want ur number? he don’t know we we go together or sum?” “why she wanna act like we go together, ion even know her?” “don’t we go together?”

i can’t even explain it with a sentence y’all just gotta figure this one out 💀

A bodega/deli is a convenience store ik most know this from the movie but some ppl think it’s all stores or all spanish stores when it’s just a corner store

the owners of the deli closest to my granddad house is muslim. and so we keep track of all muslim holidays when he’s closed

an ock is the bodega man, miles knows the man’s name at the deli we see him visit, but at any other store he’d call the guy ock

dipping on someone is changing ur mind last minute, usually canceling plans

ex “we was supposed to go get outfits together but they dipped on me last minute”

staticky is like wanting to fight or still being pissed after a fight

static is beef or on sight energy

you good can really be anything but imma list ones i can think of

it can mean like are you ok? or don’t worry about it, or how are you, or stop, or do you got a issue? or do you want an issue? it’s all in the tone of how it’s said fr

'Word of my moms/dads I saw/ did/did not *insert topic*'' Honest term, no lying present in statement i feel like (my cousins be putting anything on they momma fr risking shit on her for no reason)

'hold it down'' handle buisness / take care of someone or something. can also be in refrence to criminal who handles ''buisness''

NOW EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU TO @rashadisback BC HE CARRIED ME ON THIS‼️

i hope this helps any writers that don’t live here!

[hannamoon143]

From now on

Genre: Angst,Fluff,Comfort

Pairings: Non idol hyunjin x fem Reader

Warnings: Vomiting,heat stroke

A/n: it‘s weird cause i wrote this in a suspicious short amount of time,and it‘s also kinda shortt but i had no motivation cause the idea is kinda lame ik.(btw pls give me requesttssss) i just wrote something,lol.(In my eyes it’s my worst one lol)so please have mercy. Take care of yourself and drink enough,especially when it‘s hot!!!❤️

It was quiet.very quiet.Me and hyunjin sat in the back of the bus,our parents in Front of us.I didn‘t think it would be that quiet when my mom told me we would go on a vacation to the beach.Hyunjins and my parents were best friends since they were teenager.Nothing could seperate them.They had wished it would be the same for their children but it wasn‘t like they wanted it to be.I hated hyunjin.and he hated me.we were the same age,but we always stayed out of the others way.i don‘t even know why we hate each other anymore.it just always was like this.but this vacation meant a lot to my mom so i had no chance to stay home with an excuse.it was the same for hyunjin.the bus ride seemed like it would never end.

After five hours in silence it was finally over.i got out the bus and stretched my limbs.We all went into the hotel.my little sister  talked the whole time during the check in,it was a nice thing,compared to the quiet bus ride. Our moms slept together in a room, and our dads in one.it always was like this when they went on a vacation.my sister slept in a room with our moms. My eyes widened when my mom told me who was in a room with who. „Mom.that means i have to sleep in a room with hyunjin?!“i asked. She gave me a little slap on the arm and said: you two know each other since you were born,don‘t act like that y/n.“with a mischievous smile i asked: „aren‘t you afraid?i am in a room with a boy.alone“ she looked at me with her typical i-know-what-you-are trying-to-do-but-it-won’t-work look.i gave up,and went to hyunjin.

 „Hyunjin,i know we hate each other and stuff but we have to get along for this week,for our moms.“ he looked at me with this bitch look,that only girls used usually.he didn‘t respond and just walked towards our room.i rolled my eyes and followed him.i was sure we somehow could have managed to ignore each other,and don‘t fight but this hope was destroyed when we opened the room.hyunjins mouth was wide open,and so was mine.it was very small,and only one big bed,and a little desk with a white chair were in it. Hyunjin didn‘t hesitate and just let himself fall into the bed. „i sleep here“ he mumbled. „Are you serious hyunjin?! There is only one bed,and not even enough space for a matrace on the floor.“ „not my problem“ i let out a dry chuckle. „It will be your problem when i tell your mom.you know she loves me.“ he rolled his eyes,and he looked pretty annoyed but he rolled to the right side.i hated that we had to sleep in the same bed,he did too.we didn‘t talk,we just built a wall of pillows between our sides,and then we went outside the room. On the way to the lobby he hissed into my ear:if you tell anything my mom i will kill you.Our parents wanted to go to the beach. I was glad i could spend time with my sister and my mom before i had to go back into our room. When we were at the beach my sister and i went swimming,we played some games after a while she went playing volleyball with my mom and hyunjins mom,and i wanted to play too,but then hyunjin also came to them so i stayed in my place.i laid down in the warm sand.it was comfortable.maybe a little to comfortable cause when my sister woke me up after two hours my head and my neck felt really hot.hyunjin only grinned at me when he walked by and whispered something that sounded liek red tomato.with a concerned look my mom asked if everything was okay.i said yes,but i was glad when we went back into the hotel.

my head was punding and i felt very tired.back at the hotel i let myself fall onto my sie of the bed.hyunjin groaned. „Take a shower before you go to bed,or the sand will be in the bed. I only hummed in response,eyes closed.he threw a pillow at me.“hey i‘m serious,i don‘t want all the sand in the bed.i again hummed something in response but weakly got up.when i came back after a quick shower with my pajamas on hyunjin chuckleed and said „you look like a tomato.but it‘s no surprise after you slept in the boiling sun.“i shot him a stern look at wich he only smirked more.i felt really exhausted by now,so i didn‘t argue or tease him,like i usually did.at that he looked a bit surprised but he d didn‘t say anything.i just went to bed and quickly drifted off to sleep.

i felt like i only slept a few minutes but when i suddenly woke up it was 2 a.m.my head felt hot,and it hurt alot.when i tried to sit up straight i whimpered.i felt really dizzy,and a throbbing pain went into my head. I sensed hyunjin stirring on the other side of the bed.i tried not to faint or something. „why are you up,it‘s literally 2 a.m ?“he said in a sleepy but grumpy voice.“ when i didn‘t respond he opened his eyes and sat up a little bit. „Y/n?is everything okay?“ i wanted to respond but suddenly a wave of nausea came over me.i quickly got up and sprinted into the bathroom.i made it to the toilet before throwing up. „woah,are you sick or something?“ i could hear a voice behind me.i only whimpered something,leaning over the toilet.i felt so sick it felt overwhelming. „Hey,should i call your mom or something?“ he sounded concerned. „N..no“ he crouched down besides me. „You are very red in the face „he laid a hand on my forehead for a short time „and you are burning hot“ „i..i don‘t know what to do y/n“.he said.he looked worried,but somehow scared.i didn‘t want to make a scene in front of him,but suddenly the nausea,the dizzines,the hotness and the punding in my head got so overwhelming so tears started running down my face. „Y/n? What is wrong?“ hyunjins voice trembled slightly.that onl made me more scared and i started sobbing. „Y/n,do you need something?i..i don‘t know how to help you..“

 „it..it feels so overwhelming“i mumbled between sobs. Hyunjin looked at me,worried but confused.he got up and went out of the bathroom.after a few minutes he was back.he had a bottle of water and his phone with him. „Here drink a little sip from this,and i will call your mom now okay?“ „No! Please…i don‘t wanna ruin her vacation.“ hyunjin looked at me dumbfounded,but he put his phone down.when another wave of dizzines came over me i whimpered and leaned to the cold tiles with closed eyes. „Woah,y/n don‘t faint!you can‘t faint!“ hyunjins voice sounded panicked now.he came closer to my side,and laid a hand on my shoulder. Somehow his touch felt comforting.when my head rolled to the side a bit,he quickly came nearer and now he laid a hand around my waist,to steady me.i leaned into his touch. „Hey,don‘t faint okay? My mom would kill me if i would let you faint in a bathroom.just…lean onto me okay?i laid my head down on his shoulders.i sensed him blushing but i din‘t say anything.after a few moments in silence i suddenly asked:“hyunjin?why do we hate each other so much?“ he looked surprised. „To be honest y/n…i don‘t know…it just always was like this.“ i thought about his words for a moment.he was right.there wasn‘t one day,even when we were children were we didn‘t fight or annoy each other. „But..can we maybe have a new start?like everything from the past is forgotten,and everything that matters is from now on?“ he glanced at me.i didn‘t know what look that was that i saw in his eyes. „Y/n…you are sick right now,you don‘t mean that.i know you hate me“he stared at the wall,his grip on my waist tightening. „But..would‘t you want that too hyunjin? We just hate each other because we alwaysd did but we changed.you are a pretty nice guy to be honest“ he tried to hide it but i saw his small smile. „We could be best friends too like our moms.“ i continued. He looked to the side. Why refused he to look into my eyes?“Hyunjin?“ he sighed. „Y/n you are right.we hate each other because we always did but….you know,you probably don‘t remember that day but we were fourteen years old.i was out alone,i just went for a walk.then some kids started beating me up because at school i was always one of the best and they were jealous or some shit.but then you walked by…you saw that those children said shit to me,and that they punched me.and you beat those kids up.they were literally scared of you.they never did anything to me again.you know..from that day on i saw that you aren‘t even that bad.you are kinda cool.you always were.i was jealous of you sometimes to be honest.you also always were withe the popular kids.you were one of the popular kids.but from that day on i started seeing you different.i didn‘t see you as the annoying daughter from my moms friend anymore you were…that one girl.i think…since then i have a little crush on you.woah i finally confessed.i never thouht i would confess on a bathroom floor after you threw up.“ he nervoously chuckled. 

My jaw almost hit the floor. „Hyunjin you what?? you…have a crush on me? I always thought you hate me even mroe than i hate you.because…i also always knew that you were..kinda cool. To be honest i always told everyone that we were friends in sithx grade because at the new school everyone had a crush on you,and i only was puplar because everyone thought i was friends with you“ i blushed.we both just sat there in silence,my head on hyunjins shoulder.when the pain in my head came back i winced a bit. „Oh right,maybe you shoulg to back to bed“ he mumbled. I nodded and stood up.that wasn‘t the best decicsion because i fell right back to the floor. „y/n! Are you okay?“i nodded again.i wasn‘t prepared when suddenly hyunjin lifter me up like i was a feather. „what are you doing?!“ i almost screamed,with my hand around his neck.one of his arms were under my knees and one on my back. „You can‘t even stand so i‘m not letting you walk.“ he said.i hoped he wouldn‘t see the smile on my face. I hid my face in his t shirt,but after a short time he gently laid me on the bed. „You should try to sleep,but first take this here“ he handed me a pill.I swallowed it with a few sips of water.Then he went to his own side and laid down too. A few minutes passed and i almost was asleep again when suddenly i heard hyunjins voice in the dark again. „ do you mind if we…take the pillows away?“he asked.i never heard him talking so shyly.i responded with a small no and took the pillows away. Now we were facing each other.i couldn‘t help but smile.only the pale moonlight brought a little light into the room.i sensed him moving a bit closer.i almost forgot the dizzines now.we were so close now that i felt his warm breath in my face. „Hyunjin?“

„Yeah?“ 

„Can we start again? The beginning is now,and we forget most things of the past.“

„Yeah let‘s start again“

I smiled and moved even closer to him.he wasn‘t prepared when i nuzzled into his shirt.

„From now on okay?“

 He hid his face in my hair.

„From now on“

A/n: why is this so short and boring.

[midnighttrainns]

secrets always come out pt. 2, bodhi durran

bodhi durran x marked fem!reader

warnings: nothing really that i can think of

summary: a month after breaking up with bodhi, they still haven't talked but eventually work everything out and reader forgives bodhi, becoming friends again.

word count: 701

a/n: ik this is short but i hope you enjoy <3

masterlist

part 1

It’s been one month since I broke up with Bodhi. At first, he kept his distance, giving me time. Then, he gradually started to come back. I’d be lying if I said this past month wasn’t one of the worst months of my life.

I’ve forgiven Bodhi, but it doesn’t mean he has fully earned my trust back. It was awkward for everyone at first because we still had to be around each other. Especially now since I’m involved with the weapon runs and rebellion stuff.

I refuse to look at him whenever we are around, but I can feel him staring at me, willing me to look in his direction. His longing, sad expression I accidentally catch breaks me but I need time. Bodhi misses me and I miss him but I need my time to process everything.

“You need to talk, work out your problems. I can give you some advice,” Ridoc says from beside me during lunch and I snap my head towards him when I realise I have been staring at Bodhi. Since we broke up I have been hanging out with Violet and her friends more in a poor effort to avoid my problems.

“What are you talking about?” I sigh, knowing that whatever Ridoc says can’t be that helpful.

“You and Bodhi. Everyone can see it-” Rhiannon starts.

“Yeah, just make-out and makeup. Easy,” Ridoc interrupts.

“And has that worked for you before Ridoc?” I ask with a raised eyebrow.

“Well not exactly,” he says and I raise my eyebrows as an ‘I told you so’ look.

I shake my head at my friends before standing up and walking out of the hall. We have no classes for the rest of the day so I decided to go for a ride with my dragon. I walk up to the flight field to meet my dragon but instead of seeing her, I see Bodhi casually standing there watching me walk closer towards him.

Where are you and why is he here? I ask my dragon. Your classmates are right, you need to sort your relationship out. He has been trying to talk to you but you insist on being stubborn. I give an annoyed look she can’t see and huff out a breath turning towards Bodhi seeing him walking closer to me.

“Hey,” He says quietly. It’s the first time we have spoken since we broke up.

“Look Bodhi,” I sigh trailing off not knowing the right words for what I want to say to him.

“I know. I know you don’t want anything to do with me but I want to make it up to you. I’m so sorry. I–all I can think about is you and–and how I would do it differently if I could go back in time. I would tell you, I would fight to keep you, I wouldn’t lose you. I don’t want to lose you y/n,” He says his voice raw with emotion.

I don’t know what to say. I don’t think there is anything I can say. If I’m being completely honest with myself I want him back. I was happiest when I was with him but the fact that he lied is all I can think about when I am near him. I don’t think it will work.

“Bodhi,” I walk up to him and wrap my arms tightly around his body. He returned the hug, burying his head in my neck. “I don’t want to lose you either but I don’t think–” The words die on my tongue and I break the hug taking a step back.

“I know, I know,” He runs a hand through his hair looking around before setting his eyes back on me, “And I don’t expect you to forgive me yet or even want me back but can you at least talk to me? And maybe be friends again?”

“Yeah and who knows, maybe I might forgive you,” I tell him a wide smile making its way onto my face as he laughs lightly at my words, making me happy because he is happy.

I’m glad we made up because I don’t know how much longer I could go without Bodhi.

[marshbarks]

what are your building blocks Kyle headcanons?

YES YES oh i'm in love with him hangg on - some of this also rings true with our normal kyle so if you see overlap later that's why!! :3 also sorry for so much stan mentioning, these two ARE sort of sewn at the hip.

stan thinks that he's tying kyle down, keeping him from his dreams or whatever- but honestly, kyle finds helping him out really good for him? he's looking into doing psychological work in the future, and stan's the inspiration for that!

his dad wasn't a fan of that choice! he, obviously, wanted kyle to follow his footsteps- but um. after the whole... troll debacle.. kyle has decided that he's never doing anything his dad wants again. as much as he can, at least.

he's bi & has a preference for masc people! obviously, this doesn't mean he hasn't interacted with more feminine people. he's got a type though! he hasn't ever had a longterm relationship, but has had a lot of quick one-offs that last for a week or two at most; though very few have ended like.. badly? he's friends with everyone still, just... not romantic.

he's in love with stan. he cannot act on this. he knows neither of them would be healthy romantically right now. ( stan's in love with him too, but he's... a lot more obvious about it. kyle pretends that the drunk texts, quiet moments, and reddened faces magically didn't happen. he has to be the responsible one right now. )

he shaves whenever his beard gets annoying- just gets rid of the whole thing and deals with stubble over and over again. it grows fast, but he isn't interested in having a full beard right now- or ever, maybe. (well...... i won't tell him if you won't)

he's hypersexual! this isn't smth that most would really know, but his friends know because it's something that he gets really frustrated about because it distracts him n messes up opportunities for him sometimes;;

in general, he really really reALLY FUCKING HATES his struggles with control at all. he has days where he's keyed up and pissed off for seemingly no reason, and it really beats the shit out of him.

i don't think he actually gives that much of a shit about fashion, but his parents do- that's why he's like.. the most well dressed of the group. especially if they have to wear formalwear for anything- kyle's the only one in a properly fitted three piece.

he likes pockets! he likes having them- even if he's not storing stuff, he just likes knowing he can carry things around. this often results in him and stan carrying shit for each other- sometimes eric and kenny if they ask- and kyle getting home and texting stan like "hey shit you left your emergency inhaler in my pants? do i need to come over" (no, stan has multiple, kyle just worries.)

he's got a really healthy relationship with ike! as much as he has moments of 'god i have no fucking clue what you just said to me, PLEASE speak english and not leetspeak,' they tend to dedicate a slot between homework and sleep on certain weekdays for hanging out on the couch and mooching off their dad's youtube premium plan to watch shit together! or they'll sit in either ike or kyle's rooms, and chat about stuff. ike's still super smart, he always has been, so honestly they probably have really longwinded conversations about Smart People Shit. they also have just as many conversations when ike is laying on his back holding his ratty old dog plushie up above his head bitching about whatever dramas are going on in his friend group, and kyle's just nodding solemnly sitting on the floor like dude i get it. i understand so much. (i'm picturing a loose schedule like.. monday and wednesday being hangout days, and then occasionally saturdays if stan comes over, because stan also loves hanging out with ike! thats his little brother too!)

he used to be Really Fucking Mad at eric all the time, but he's really mellowed out lately and the antics have morphed more into general like... rolling his eyes and sighing. but he's not (usually) chomping at the bit to kick his skull in anymore. sometimes eric does shit that irks him but he's become pretty used to most things.

kenny is obvs the glue of the group, so kyle is really close to them! ken teases about his and stans mutual love, and about how if they dont act soon, kenny's gonna take one of them. neither of them take that seriously- and the k's normally spend their time high and hanging out. (don't ask what theyre taking. its fine.)

he's not as close with butters as the others, but would still do a lot for him. he just... butters is harder to pin down, emotionally? he doesn't know when either of htem will do something to set each other off- and they've had a couple really bad screaming matches because they both have a loud fight response sometimes. he doesn't dislike butters, they are friends! he's just wary.

outside of the main group; he's close with others, primarily like.. tolkien and wendy.

[habizuh-studios]

Reaction to Guardian (Chapter 2-Chapter 10)

okay so i had to stop myself from binge reading so that i could make this post, but i think i failed.

okay i'm not even gonna lie, i kinda really love guo changcheng. he makes serious situations so funny and i feel kinda bad for him. ik he would be soOOO annoying irl, but in the book he kinda heightens the experience without intruding on zhao yunlan and shen wei, lmao.

i re-looked at the cover for volume 1, of course, and my first impression of shen wei was that he was apprehensive or concerned, but now he seems a little in love/shy type of concerned. idk, after reading, their expressions seem a lot more soft.

the python lady, whose name i forgot. wait. erm. ZHU HONG that was it. okay so first of all the period jokes are crazy. at first i was abt to say why tf would you spend so much money on making her learn about tech stuff, but then i realized this was based in china and idk how much universities cost there. whoops. ALSO ALSO WHY THE FUCK IS SHE FLIRTING WITH ZHAO YUNLAN?? HELLO?? bro was actually disgusted and she should've been ashamed. that being said, i do quite like her. i think if there are scenes with her in the future, they won't be that bad.

lin jing- whose name i only remember because of jin ling- is super kewl. idk, bro just seems like a wingman. i think i imagine him differently in my head because of jin ling.... so he has no glasses and is kinda short in my head... but all is well, yk? i like his- again, i binge read, so sorry if this is offensive/incorrect- monk/buddhist motif.

the fight scenes are so well made, holy shit. and so are the illustrations! like omg, they were so fun to read. i love love love fight scenes and with guo changcheng it definitely wasn't AS serious, but yk. obv we love shen wei being a badass and daqing being daqing.

the illustrations are such bangers as well, i love the style. especially the one where zhao yunlan was holding the dagger in his mouth and holding the talisman? dont ask me why, but i love when characters do that. it feels so badass to me.

i'm so excited to read the rest. i'm not sure if zhao yunlan's memory altering technique thing will work on shen wei, because he is a little sus. meaning that he definitely has a hidden past and is like secretly a demon or guardian of zhao yunlan or some shit, yk? i have the covers of the rest of the novels at my disposure, or whatever the fuck, and i can see that they have long hair, which was kinda strange to me because it seems like a modern type au so far?

oh yeah quick interlude: love the fact that you can shoot ghosts with bullets. that seems so fucking badass to me. this novel is so badass, dont ask me why

anyway i really enjoyed the little kissie that zhao yunlan gave shen wei. i wonder what their future dynamic will be?

so excited to read the rest, i highly recommend if you like good fight scenes!! can't wait to unravel the mystery.

oh, p.s: li qian (?) wasn't the one who died, i was wrong. but she was supposed to die- or so i think rn, idk the twists. ah, maybe mxtx has shapen me into expecting something so out there, but with jun wu and nie huaisang and luo binghe, things aren't really what they seem, i'm SURE of it.

i love guardian so far, and i'm sure you will too!

until next time...

[alister312]

Summary:

Ike wants to do some ghost hunting. Firkle thinks that's some of the stupidest poser shit he's heard.

my first attack for the @spinthetags sp olympics!! some fike shenanigans for @fandomhammer

Read now on ao3 or below the cut!

“You want what? ” Firkle scowled up at the guy in front of him. 

“To do a seance,” Ike repeated. Firkle let out an annoyed huff. He knew the goth code stated he really shouldn’t care about the weird nerd that was Ike coming and talking to him, but the stupid preppy grin on his face got under his skin. Also, it was a ridiculous request. That was his seance stuff for serious goth demon-summoning business, not a prop for some YouTube ghost-hunting stunt that Ike had just pitched to him.

“Come on!” Ike groaned. “There’s gonna be trespassing! That’s pretty goth and hardcore.”

“Wandering around the SoDoSoPa ruins at night isn’t ‘hardcore’, it’s what middle schoolers do to try and feel hardcore,” Firkle muttered. Ike looked down at the ground, clearly in agreement but reluctant to admit it. He started drumming his fingers on the side of his leg, trying to think of some other way to convince Firkle. It was pretty impossible, since Firkle doubted the ruins were as haunted as Ike claimed. Not anymore so than anywhere else in town, at least. They just sold the creepy story the best.

Dicking around with a camera and pretending to feel a chill in the air for clout sounded like the ultimate preppy poser thing to do, but Firkle didn’t really have much else to do that night. The other goths had all graduated at this point and he was getting kind of sick of drinking coffee and smoking behind the school alone. It made for some excellent poetry material, but it sucked. He needed someone to do stuff with again.

“Fine,” Firkle said. He was half regretting the decision already from the shit-eating grin now on Ike’s face, but he also got the feeling that Ike wasn’t going to back off. Now at least he’d get to do a real seance and, if Ike was right about how much “bad vibes” the ruins had, he’d get to unleash a demon on the town or something. Now that would be pretty hardcore and goth.

“Meet me at my house at 8?” Ike asked.

“Whatever,” Firkle rolled his eyes, but when 8:00 came, he was in front of the Broflovski house, wondering if he should knock or throw rocks at the windows to announce his presence. Luckily for the Broflovski family windows, Ike noticed him from his bedroom. He waved to Firkle, then disappeared from sight.

A few moments later, a window on the side of the house opened and Ike jumped out from it onto the nearby tree. Firkle blinked in surprise, watching Ike shimmy down to the base of the trunk and jog to meet him in the street.

“Hey,” Ike grinned. “You ready?”

“You didn’t use your door,” Firkle said, still dumbfounded.

“Of course not,” Ike said. “My mom would pitch a fucking fit if she knew what I was up to. I can’t just walk out through the living room. She’d see me.”

“You don’t care? But… aren’t you, like, a mama’s boy?”

“Hell no,” Ike snorted. “That’s Kyle. You don’t know me. C’mon.” He headed off towards the defunct train tracks at the end of the street. Firkle hesitated a moment before following him. He wasn’t the type to smile, but the corner of his mouth twitched. Maybe tonight would be some fun after all.

***

The SoDoSoPa ruins were as disappointing as they always were. Firkle hadn’t really seen them as edgy since some of the other kids had started using it as their cool hangout spot. Once people like Clyde Donovan regularly came around to a spot, it could not in good consciousness be used as a goth hangout.

Ike was doing a really good job playing up any remaining edginess though, making up stories of murder while pointing to blood splotches that Firkle knew weren’t from anything so exciting. He would’ve heard if there was a murder over here. Still, he had to admit that he found himself believing Ike a little bit. There was something about the way he kept wagging his eyebrows at Firkle (or the camera he made Firkle hold) and the confidence with which he declared he’d totally seen a shadow once.

“It was probably just one of the homeless guys who camp out around here,” Firkle said, still not convinced there was anything interesting around.

“Then how do you explain the fact that it didn’t have feet?” Ike grinned, refusing to be dismissed. There had to be a good explanation but Firkle dropped the subject instead of fighting. Ike was… fine. Not goth, but not awful company. He didn’t want to take the wind out of his sails before they were able to conduct the seance.

They waited for midnight to roll around before setting up. It wasn’t the witching hour, which would be preferable, but Ike’s camera didn’t have the battery life to last until then so they had to make do with the next best time. Thankfully, Ike followed Firkle’s every instruction and didn’t step on his toes at all. He didn’t even flinch when Firkle took out the rabbit he’d brought and told Ike he needed to kill it. The only comment he really had was that Firkle was pronouncing the Latin in the chant wrong.

“What would you know about it?” Firkle said.

“My brother made me help him practice all through high school,” Ike said, “and he was super anal about it.”

“Ugh. I don't need to listen to some prep correcting me,” Firkle muttered.

“Fair, but if pronouncing it right mean we will actually summon and talk to a ghost, don’t you think we should trust the preps on this one?” Ike shrugged with his eyebrows raised, trying to get to Firkle to go along with it. Firkle sighed like the whole thing was such a chore, but nodded. He was also curious if this change would be what summoned a ghost. Pete had done most of the chant reading back before he graduated and Firkle hadn’t been successful since. Besides, he’d already spent the rest of the night humoring Ike. Why not one more time?

With the revised pronunciation memorized, Firkle lit the candles and sat across from Ike in the summoning circle. There was an odd chill around him, but he shrugged it off as just being what Colorado at midnight was like. Without blinking, Ike let the rabbit’s blood spill as Firkle started reading the summoning chant. He almost hesitated, impressed, but kept going. The air grew colder until suddenly the flames on all the candles flared up, surrounding them in a circle of fire. From the center of the circle, a bloody mass started to form.

“Holy shit!” Ike grinned.

“Holy shit,” Firkle echoed, unable to bring himself to do anything but stare at the shape taking place. It wasn’t a ghost like Ike wanted but it was definitely something. Some small black demon, all pointy and a bit… silly-looking, honestly. It hopped around, babbling for a moment, before leaping at Firkle, fangs bared. 

He reflexively held out his arms, blocking in self defense, and the demon bit through his sleeves with ease. Firkle shouted in pain, flinging it off and rushing to the other side of the circle to get as far away as possible. Ike also seemed freaked out now, his eyes darting around, looking for something. They were still in the circle of fire, so escape would involve burning themselves. Having burn scars from escaping a demon sounded like a pretty goth concept, but Firkle hadn’t set down salt or anything so the demon could probably leave the circle too. The demon was regaining its bearings from being flung and looked ready to leap at them again.

“Quick, get it in the cage!” Ike said, pointing toward the cage Firkle had brought the rabbit he’d trapped in. From out of his pocket, Ike got a string of firecrackers. He lit them on the surrounding fire and threw it at the demon. This didn’t seem to hurt the demon in any way, but it did distract it. Firkle grabbed the cage next to him and shoved it trap-door first on top of the little demon. The demon snapped back to its senses and started rattling around the cage.

“I have salt in my bag!” Firkle said, laying on top of the cage, trying to keep it from jostling. “Hand it to me!” Ike scrambled to the bag and dug around for the container of salt inside, then tossed it to Firkle. Firkle opened and dumped it through the openings of the cage, engulfing the demon. 

As suddenly as it’d started going feral, it stopped. The flames of the candles died down too until the fire circle was extinguished, leaving them again exposed to the chilly Colorado night. Firkle rolled off the top of the cage, heaving a huge sigh. He glanced over at Ike, who was checking out the footage on his camera.

“You just keep firecrackers in your pocket?” he asked.

“Yeah,” Ike said, not even looking up from his camera. “They’re pretty helpful. Damn, I don't think we got any ghosts on camera.”

"I told you we wouldn't," Firkle said.

"Yeah," Ike sighed. "I guess the demon works though. Pretty cool pet now, too. I can bring you some mice to feed or whatever if you let me visit it." Firkle let out a “Hm” in agreement and actually smiled a little. Ike wasn’t goth or even emo or a vampire, but he was alright. His own brand of hardcore. And when he asked Firkle if he wanted to do this again sometime (“I’m thinking the graveyard near the church next”), Firkle didn’t tell him that he’d been there more times than he could count and that going there was nothing new to him. It wasn’t, in a way. After all, he’d never gone with Ike.

[fish-at-fish-fish-resort]

This is the tiny blue emo dude from RockShock, right?

Hey, would you know if RockShock is hiring? I wasn't able to find anything about it online, and that big tattooed dude up front is really scary so I don't want to look presumptuous in front of him.

I'm a newcomer to town, and I really like the place. There's NOTHING like RockShock up north, and I need a job because I'm living on savings in social housing rn, lol.

So anyways, you probably don't remember me, but you gave me your socials while REALLY high in the t-shirt section, which is how I found this account, so dw I'm not some stalker. You thought I was there to deliver a pizza at first. Then you fell into a rack of clip-on piercings and someone on the other side of the store started yelling like a drill sargeant, so I excused myself.

Oh, and if you don't mind me asking, what is the work and pay and stuff actually like? And ik it's highly unlikely, but do you ever run into actual famous musicians there? Probably not, like why would they need to buy their own merch lol

"shit dude i have NO IDEA who you are. but that sounds like something that would happen to me so I'm just gonna assume it did."

"the job is pretty chill. way better than the tech support thing i had going before it. and i can kind of do whatever i want as long as noone compains and the boss is one of the sweetest dad-type guys i know. he just looks a bit scary, but hes a totally harmless softie. dont tell him i said that. anyway the customers are usually cool too. theres a few that are REALLY annoying like this one influencer lady who keeps complaining, or some 12 year old kids who think they can just touch everything. but usually its chill. we dont get any famous musicians in here though. especially not any members of wet floor or diss pair. i mean what would they even do here? kiss the staff? lmfao"

"oh yeah right you asked if were hiring. no clue. ask the boss. pro tip for the interview: hes easily impressed. i think you can reach him through this account: @yesyourstalker"

[worflesbian]

9 and 10 for the asks 👀

9. worst part of canon

okay okay MUCH to choose from i think we all know the main highlights re: sexism, new trek, rick berman etc. so i'll go w one i feel is less discussed which is the way all treks will say on screen how racism and bigotry are things of the past and then turn around and have thee most horrendously racist writing and act as tho there's no contradiction. like for example tos had sulu as intentional positive asian representation, but then the klingons were just blatant yellow peril charicatures. more recently in picard s1 they made all the romulans refugees, had some of them working on the protagonist's land as farmhands and servants, and had others as super-influential villains pulling strings in the federation. like. really? this is how u want to portray immigrants? its a very obvious failing of a mainly white writers room

10. worst part of fanon

ooo okay as much as i bitch in my friends dms about a lot of fanon stuff i am actually quite loathe to reiterate said bitching in a public forum where it can offend people, mostly bc ik i can be annoying about the things i enjoy and i feel like i wanna live and let live so long as no ones actually being a cunt. HOWever that being said something thats been really pissing me off lately is the way people will take a sincere post about something the op clearly finds interesting/means something to them and be sarcastic on it or add some sort of put-down one liner or reduce it to a joke, especially if its a joke we have All heard before. am i saying this bc its happened to me multiple times recently? yes! but also bc i would not do that on someone elses post like if i see someone expressing sincere investment in something i find kinda silly like idk tuvok/neelix shipping, i would simply move on and leave them to it and not reblog with an addition mocking their investment

[spellbindinggg]

justine and ghoulia for the ask game :-)

Sorry I couldn't answer sooner 😓😓

• How do I feel about this character?

Justine - I adore her sm. I'm really sad she didn't get enough screentime before the show got cancelled since they introduced her late. It would've been fun to see more character development and stuff for her. She seems like a cool character and she's very pretty.

Ghoulia - I absolutely love her. I'm not a big fan of the reboot and I don't really like the way they took the mute aspect away from her in the live action movie (at least that's what my friends told me cuz I don't wanna watch it 🤷‍♀️) but her g1 version is SO CUTE. she's kinda underrated and she is my favorite character of the MAIN group followed with Cleo. I also kind of relate to her and I love her style.

• All the people I romantically ship them with:

Justine - I think just Ramona. I mean they're roommates and by the time justine's episode was over I think they became sort of like friends or at the very least frenemies. I like how Ramona watches over her at night; not in a creepy way but more of like protecting her in case she hurts herself which is really cute. I could see this working out.

Ghoulia - Slow Mo & Cleo. For Slow Mo I think the little interactions they have with each other and the way she has a crush on him is so cute. I also like that she likes him just for him, which is shown in that one webisode (I forgot the name u can look it up tho) when he turns smarter and she doesn't like that. For Cleo I think this ship could be just a little controversial but I can see Cleo looking out for ghoulia the more time they spend together. Ik Ghoulia gets annoyed at her a lot but they seem to know each other a lot and they've been friends for a long time.

• Non romantic OTP?

Justine - uh idk since she was barely introduced but I think it could be melody. They're both friends as it states in justine's bio thingy and in the show they have like a little interaction but that's the most I get from them.

Ghoulia - Cleo. Ik I said I ship them but I'm more of a cleuce shipper anyway and I think their friendship is literally so cute. Ghoulia is always by cleo's side and we can tell cleo cares a lot abt her even if she doesn't show it.

• Unpopular opinion?

Justine - I feel like her personality would get more gentle and sensitive throughout the show for some reason. Like I know she's a confident, creative and hardworking girl but idk I feel like she would loose confidence or something 🤷‍♀️

Ghoulia - I feel like she's secretly part of a big organization and she's a detective like Sherlock Holmes. I think this came from that one episode where she turned into a super hero but if she were a detective she would be super badass (but she's already cool so 🤩).

• One thing I wish would/have happened canonically?

Justine - more 👏 screen 👏 time👏 UGHH why did they have to cancel the showwww 😡 she had sm potential for her personality to grow and be a more popular character. I guess we will never know much about her 😢

Ghoulia - Ik this is gonna be confusing but I wish we got an episode where we could understand her. Like it sounds like shes speaking English but she's talking her zombie language.

[crowvainn]

sighh, big vent/rant abt my life issues bc im lowkey tweaking 💔

had a mental breakdown bc im stressed about what will happen to me in the futureeee (anxiety! how fun /sarc) and im really unhappy with the fact that my mom will never accept my gender identity (shes islamic…) and i genuinely feel like a piece of shit bc i seem to always act like a ungrateful and selfish bitch-

a couple days ago i had heartburn, because i don’t eat particularly well (binge eating and eating unhealthy food in general… i really try to not to do so but it’s hard :() and that made my mom pretty stressed and i felt horrible about it and im scared with the possibility that i could damage myself greatly.

i also generally act stubborn and, well, not the best- it causes her to be pretty snappy with me (which i understand, i just wish she isn’t so harsh) and when i was being very much random and like… i don’t fucking know, just me being a weirdo again- she said to me “something bad will happen in your life, mark my words” or something like that. im not sure if she actually meant that (bc we were already stuck in the rain at that time and had came back from a reoccurring meeting thing she doesn’t exactly enjoy… can’t really say here for privacy reasons-) but that freaked me out big time. like… sorry for just being who i am, silly and well, myself… like jeepers give me a warning before you drop something very much not good at all that makes me question myself deeply 😨

i really wish i could change how i act, even my identity, because i just wish that my mom accepted me. i wish i was a better person, i wish could meet her standards, i just wish that she supported me. but no, of course not. im sure she still loves me, even with me being a freaky goober, but she definitely doesn’t like how i am. i wish i can improve how i act for the better, but god damn that’s hard.

and with the fact that i have anxiety (i have a lot of symptoms, i can’t get professionally diagnosed, soo self diagnosed), anger issues, im super emotional andddd im stuck home with not much to do but be on devices n shit and just,, being alone with my thoughts a lot,,, i’ve just not been coping well, at all-

eugh… i wish school started earlier, so i’d be able to talk to my friends, as well as just being in a environment where im not??? alone with me myself and i??? this fucking sucks

i swear therapy would make me feel so much better, but im lowkey scared to talk about this to the counselors at my school about it, and i did ask my mom about getting therapy like a couple weeks back and she waved it off and said i didn’t need it… bitch you clearly know that im broken asf and you dont let me? :( ik it stresses her out but pleas….. do something that can help me feel better again aghhh

i also really hate that i have short term memory, and i can’t really understand some things correctly. it’s so damn annoying :C and with the fact that i was let on the internet at a pretty young age didn’t help either. like, fucking 2nd grade, is when i lost my innocence. god damn (then again, that’s when i moved to one of the other boroughs from queens, so. i got immediately exposed💀) and i was left unsupervised so much. im still on the internet a lot, and im not happy about that at all. but because of summer break, im stuck at home, andd i don’t have a lot to do besides basic chores, hw and reading. being on the internet is a escape from reality for me, but i really wish it wasn’t. im trying to do stuff other than being online but all the negative thoughts keep flooding back in my head… it’s literally so miserable even being online isn’t working to make those thoughts go away.

i feel dumb and useless. i feel like im a nuisance to everyone. i just wish i can belong, and i wish i was happy. im fucking scared of growing up, and im scared of what i’ll become. what the fuck will i even do when im an adult? i can’t fathom it at fucking all. im worried my life really will take a turn for the worst. (what if what my mom said is true…?)

i hate panicking. it’s starting to become more prominent :( and i’ve also been panicking with the thought of me being a therian, in which it’s like “oh no sam you might be a cambitherian or a therian and not animalhearted” to “no you can’t be either of those animalhearted resonates with you the most.” “righttttt…..?” and repeat. i don’t think i really identify as a cat at all but my brain is funky :< but like i do feel better with being cathearted. cats are my found family, but not my kin. if i had the ability to i’d def be a cat though. it would be a more stress free life 💔💔

now im using my ipad to take my mind off of the stress and rant abt this. welp… not helping that my ipad has a cracked screen and i have to get it fixed for the third time…. and that i have to deal with the hassle of moving soon… the only decent thing is me going to the beach on monday. maybe i’ll be a bit less active tomorrow. well i’ll try to- the summer reading homework isn’t doing itself…. sobbing

i feel like im typing gibberish now oopsies. its 11pm💀 sighhh I just hope things will get better soon, maybe when school starts again i’ll be able to cope better. (i feel like im repeating things a lot, but oh well)

[ducknotinarow]

2k12 Raph Angel  - #

send me “#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses including:              

"Fine but don' let her bone headed brother find out ya lookin' at 'his. Guy may act like he's cool as ice? but second comes to her? he will flip his lid. An' then she an' I can laugh over it cause it's funny gangin' up on him with her."

 - what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone    

'Pipsqueak'

"I mean it's nothin' in depth or anythin' just cause she small and she makes little excited sounds when she gets her way. So 'ike all the damn time" He offers with a shrug of his shoulders. "I thought Mikey was bad, least I can say no to him and mean it. I tell the pipsqueak no? it always turns into a yes after. Think I understand why Case is such a damn push over now though. That kid really knows how to work you 'round her little finger and how to keep you there."

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone          

[image description] It's a picture of both Raph and Angle together in the photo. Despite the scene clearly being told and shown. They appear to be in her bedroom, from the items in there. Angel in the forefront of the photo, smiling bright and innocent clearly having gotten away with something from the looks of it. Only made clearly with the look of Raph behind her just past her shoulders. Raphael's clearly trying to look as annoyed as he can. Shoulders hunched up slightly curled in on himself. Arms tightly wrapped around himself. She managed to paint up his face. Red on his beak from some lip gloss, and she even convinced him into doing stuff around his eyes. A rare time Raphael isn't wearing the usual red mask, left to hang around his neck. Despite the body language, the corner of his beak is tugged into a soft smile matching the look in his eyes. over at her. She clearly can get past that tough side of the turtle with her crime on display.

"....fuck didn' think ya could see me in that" Clearly getting uncomfortable and flustered by the image. "Just okay jus' ignore it alright ain't nothin' don' make a big deal outta it." HE tries to keep the tough guy act on hard to do when his mask could just blend in with the color of red spreading past his cheeks. "UGH fine okay I let her put make up on happy? She asked I said no. She batted her little eyes at me so I craved and said she could put lip gloss on me like she had before. Somehow the little pipsqueak gets me to agree to take off my mask and I'm sitting there crossed legged on the floor eyes closed so she can put that junk on my eye lids!" Complaining as if he been tormented by the whole event. "...she was sad and said it make her feel better okay!" He admits in defeat "Just fuckin' go to the next one"

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone          

Good Time by Owl City

Whoa oh oh oh, oh oh oh Whoa oh oh oh It's always a good time Whoa oh oh oh, oh oh oh We don't even have to try It's always a good time

Doesn't matter when It's always a good time then Doesn't matter where It's always a good time there Doesn't matter when It's always a good time then (It's always a good time)

"Eh I don' really 'ike music like 'his" ignoring the fact he for sure listens to Taylor Swift more than Angel might (or they can be switfies together XD) "But eh ya know it's an okay song listen to it when with here sometimes 'hat's all makes me think of her cause of that." Though I like Owl City I doubt Raph's much for them, but I feel it was something on when hanging out with Angel. I feel like he would have gotten pretty into the beat when having fun with her. Just signing along to it with her. Lyric wise? course he picked the basic chorus from it but I feel the fact the songs mentions bad things happening but still having a good time? Is why it makes Raph think of Angel. Its not a surprise that Raph seems to have found a bit of shelter among the Jones family themselves. This even falls on to Angel who seem to take to him pretty easy even going so far as to being cute at Casey's hockey games saying she'll protect him so no one knows hes a turtle. Raph's not that good about letting himself being protected but a little human girl saying that? it kind of hit his heart. It's why he kind of isn't immune to Angel. She honestly can cheer him up no matter what and I feel she helps to be around when Casey's away like being around Arnold dose. That's Raphs sister -in law make sense he come to like her too ;3;

- my muse’s last text to your muse

[text] look if you do me a soild and help me sneak into Case room with out him knowing, i'll let you try that eye shadow crap on me

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[text] hey pipsqueak Mikey want's to know if you could bring some of you nail polish

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[text] Hey Ange, don't worry! Casey's fine but uh he gonna need to rest in the lair can ya help cover for him? :(

[text] promise it ain't serious but the idiot =_= needs to stay off his foot

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[text] hey

[text] I get ya upset with your brother trust me i know how annoying older brothers can be. more so when they act like they know better than ya

[text] but i also know it's just cause they worry about what could happen and they just wanna look out for us.

[text] ya brother can be a jerk at times but he worries a lot 'bout you kid. Last thing he ever wanna see is you tangle up with bad people who wouldn't look out for you.

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[text] i just miss ya brother

[text] but i'm fine promise kid :)

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[text] Angel please make sure the boys have their coats!

[text] And hats! esp Sav hes cold blooded :( he might get sick

[text] are they okay?

[text] I know you can handle them just fine but everything going well?

[text] Stop ignoring my messages I'm, not used to not having the boys!! >:C

[ballorawan740]

SCP Scenarios: SCP Scarlet King x Reader | NEW CHARACTER

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Ik ik, another new character

Since I've already done 343, God, I felt that it's only fair to add in his counterpart, Scarlet King

Also, I'll be referring to the Scarlet King as SK at some point, aaaaaaaaaaaand, the Scarlet King (and his Brides who I'll mention briefly here and there) would be a tiny bit OOC

Yes, I'm aware he has his 7 brides but I'm also married to him... Back off I'm also married to Cain and Dr Glass 🤣

DONT YOU DARE CALL SCARLET KING A DILF OR DADDY OR SUGAR DADDY LIKE YALL DID WITH 343 >:(

First Encounter

The Scarlet King would think that you're just like every other human/SCP

Probably ignores you because you're so annoying

Would even ask his kids to get rid of you which failed

SK would probably think you're an SCP (If you're a human ofc) since he can't seem to get rid of you

Most likely had asked the foundation kindly to remove you

But that fails too

Once you both started to hang out, he would come to find out that he has a soft spot for you

Has thought of making you his other bride but threw that idea away because he has more than enough and the reason he has 7 brides is to create more of his demon children's and that's it

He doesn't really care for them much

But somehow he felt like he's more vulnerable with you

Your Feelings

You started to develop some feelings for this demon after spending time hanging out with him

Which were months at a time

You were very much aware of his lore and file but you somehow fell for him and felt that he acted very much differently towards you

Soon, the foundation took notice of this and watched ver the both of you

Watching the interactions you both had, they were somewhat eager to know what'll happen if you both got together

SK would probably be able to sense your change in attitude and would try to brush it off

343 and Cain seemed to be quite weary since you're basically crushing on some negative energy

SK wanted to read your mind to see what was going on inside the non-existent head of yours but he just didn't

Even the brides tease you about your feelings towards the demon

Confession

It took a while for the Scarlet King to own up to his feelings and blurt them out

His other brides were also observant and encouraged him which was a surprise

He asked if you could meet up with him to which you agreed

Tried to be romantic just like how the brides told him but he chickened out

So you were the one who asked him out instead

He definitely said "Yes" in a span of a second

Nobody has ever witnessed the Scarlet King being so happy and calm

Not even the brides or their kids

It's even more of a shock for the foundation and they were even more terrified that he's cheery than pissed off

Luckily you're the reason why there weren't that many containment breaches

Date

The brides were the ones who suggested that the scarlet King took you to some romantic place

The foundation didn't say anything knowing that the SK can teleport here and there at will

Made sure that you're back by the curfew

SK would teleport you to some park for a picnic (Not that he eats, but he made sure to take a ton of food for your overly starved stomach)

The brides would probably dress you up beforehand and the foundation gave you a tracker for emergency purposes

The both of you gives 343 and 073 a headache on the daily basis

Even more so if you were related to them

Not even the Gate Guardian could do anything about it

Probably would teleport you to your desired holiday destination

In which the SK would probably shapeshift to appear more 'normal'

You would have to teach him some stuff humans would do so he doesn't act and look rediculous

When he gets jealous

Would rampage the hell out of the foundation

Nobody has ever seen him so mad before

Can get even angrier if you were hurt but that's another story

The SK would definitely send the person to hell with him and torture him

Might even send the guy back as a warning to not go after you at all

Like, the SK would be so overbearing that you've lost some friends

So you would be pretty pissed as well to which the SK would become quite upset because you're mad

But if there was a person who wouldn't leave you alone even if you've turned them down, then the SK would kill them on the spot

When there's a containment breach

Regardless of whether he caused the breach or not, he would find you

Which wouldn't be so hard because of his abilities which match 343

Can and will end the whole of humanity and everything else if he wanted to

Especially if you were hurt, albeit only a scratch

Makes sure to keep you safe while joining all the other SCPs just for fun

You get to sit on his shoulders because you're smaller in comparison

Won't let you leave his site, even if you can handle yourself

Only because he's an SCP himself and knows the dangers of all the other ones

Very much aware of the capabilities of the other SCPs and would even allow you to hang out with some of them if they were harmless or part of his clan

Yandere!231

The SK would play with your feelings and manipulate you

Might even threaten you

Keeps you locked up in his hell and won't even let you out

Gives you your own personal 'room' which is a large cage with some fancy bed

Makes sure that you're all tied up in his dungeon so you don't escape

Which is difficult anyways since he puts a spell on it

If the foundation ever questions it, then they'll be killed

The brides help to do his bidding apart from the 7th who tried to help but was also locked away

Treats you like royalty until you try to rat him out

Definitely would torture you when he finds out and uses his telepathy to taunt you

His younger sister

You both would grow up with the relationship of a typical sibling

Having fights here and there, but the SK would also protect you if you were in trouble

Although the SK is much more ruthless and careless, he's quite intelligent and cares for those who he's close to the most

So much so to the point he's overly protective like he's your dad

If you were caught by the foundation, he would hunt them down and kill them for kidnapping you

Only to find out you befriended some SCPs and researchers

Most likely will give him a headache because you're so curious and naive

Quite reluctant for you to be friends with them but will allow you to do so because you give him those eyes

It's even worse since you've become quick friends with his brides and he mistreats them

Definitely tell him off for doing so

The brides think of you as their little sister as well

Lets you play with their kids, despite them being dangerous as well

You're more sassy and witty compared to the SK which leaves him speechless most of the time so he avoids arguing

Like that one time, the brides and the foundation witnessed SK's defeat when you both were arguing about cats and you let your sass get the better of you which defeated him

He did the walk of shame and gave everyone that look

When his kid says their name for the first time Would scream so loud that people above Hell (aka the Foundation) could hear him

The Scarlet King would be quite joyful and would tell everyone about it

Even his kids and the brides

You're just sat in the corner giggling as he tries to teach them new words

Definitely would bribe his child to say his name as well

Doesn't work because he ended up getting slapped in the face instead

He wanted to cry but didn't because crying is for the weak

When his S/O is angry

Would be terrified af

Which is pretty funny to everyone since almost nobody has ever seen him so scared before, yet alone you

Even more so if you were just an ordinary human and was angry at him for whatever he's done

The Scarlet King would try and calm you down but backfires

Ended up getting a bloody nose and his ribs broken along with his wings being chipped

Everyone wondered how that happened unless you were an anomaly

Not even Dr Wondertainment, 343, Cain, Abel, Iris and the Gate Guardian could explain it

And neither could 999, 682, 049 and 035

Would let you cool down for a while by sending you back to the foundation

The foundation would be quite entertained by it all

When his Pregnant!S/O gets hurt by accident

Would be filled with rage at all cost

Probably expected someone to own it up because he's the Scarlet King and you're pregnant with his child

Realises that you hurt yourself by accident after you've cooled him down

Healed you up in an instant

Teleports all the stuff which could be a hazard to your health

Definitely would lecture you

And follow you around

If he's not there, then he'll either send one of his brides, kids or create a bodyguard of some sort to follow you around

Would tell his unborn child to be gentler with you because you're injured

Meeting a Dragon!Hybrid!Child!Fem!Reader

Would be intrigued about you

Thinks you're just an annoying hybrid child that just happened to take an interest in him

Finds out much later that he's quite fond of you

Brings you whatever you want

Builds a fatherly bond with you and swore to protect you forever

Has a soft spot for you and the foundation plots to use you for bribery

Teaches you to control your powers and use your wings for other than flying

Is a great yet strict mentor to you

Makes sure that his brides and kids are nice to you

Would leave you with them for babysitting while he's on a trip

If the foundation catches you, he will be keeping a stern eye on them

Especially that you're naive, kind and innocent

When he accidentally kills you

You were just on a mission where the Scarlet King received the news that there was danger headed your way

Teleported there and started to attack anyone and everyone, including the SCPs

You managed to capture the unknown enemy alongside your remaining team

Tried to stop the SK because he kept attacking your team

Ended up using his abilities against you which sent you flying

Landed on a sharp object which impaled your heart

The SK realised what he's done and rushed over to you feeling nothing but guilt and remorse

Your team arrived by your side as they tried to contain the SK

His guilt developed into rage and went on a rampage, blaming everyone else for your death

Your team got back to the foundation for safety and told them what happened

Sent 343 and 2845 for some help which was difficult as the SK already has his power heightened

Doesn't take long until the whole foundation is destroyed with a few remaining SCPs left

Yandere!231 x Evil!Reader

Would know in an instant

Only because he felt the need to punish and torture you so he read your mind

Found out that you were working for an organisation that seeks to destroy all anomalies with the exception of you

Turns out that you had an ability to create illusions and a shield as you let him into your mind

You only allowed him to read a part of your memory which was partially an illusion

You managed to trap him into a cage where his power is greatly reduced

The GOI you were actually working for was the Factory which had seemingly created you

As you fled back to the Factory, the Scarlet King barely managed to escape his cage and went out to look for you

Turned most of the foundation into his puppets just so he has more eyes around the globe in search of you

Your cunningness and abilities are what made him drawn so much to you that even he was tricked which made his obsession for you even worse

Trying McDonald's Sprit

May or may not know about some human foods

Knows a tiny bit about them because of his brides

Took a while to bribe him to have a taste of Sprite

Even attempted to use some of the slang in his sentences

Like, he even said "Oh so you simp for McDonald's Sprite"

At least his sentence was much better than a certain old man (*Ahem* Not 106)

Had a sip before you took it away

Ended up teleporting you back for some more

Gave him the look of 'I told you so'

Since he did try the Sprite and liked it, you allowed him to watch a human movie called "Venom" (BTW have y'all seen the second one? It's AMAZING!!!)

When his kid swears (I'm so sorry that this is like one of the shorter HCs)

Definitely the one who taught his kid

Would be a proud dad when they do swear

Would even encourage the behaviour despite numerous complaints about it

The Scarlet King would teach them fancier words as well

One time the Foundation had to have a word with the SK because his kid swore non stop even though they didn't understand the meaning

When you were back with him he made sure you actually understood each of the curse words

Is basically like 682 but X100

When Child!Reader scares him

Being the child of the Scarlet King, you would inherit his abilities

And since your father cares about you deeply, he would mentor you when it comes to your abilities

So with that said, you were able to master being a cheeky and mischievous child

You constantly pulled pranks, but it was more directed towards the brides, your half-siblings and the foundation

Fortunately for them, someone was able to bribe you to prank the Scarlet King in exchange for giving you some food to try

You decided to pull a prank on the SK by asking him to play hide and seek

He couldn't resist those eyes, even when he was in the middle of torturing/killing someone

So he agreed to play, only for him to fall for your traps

Everyone heard a deafening scream coming out from somewhere as they saw the SK teleport the both of you to the foundation

Since the foundation got hold of what had happened, they laughed but not before being yeeted at by the SK

Even 'God' was enjoying the show

When the reader pole/aerial silk dances

The SK is the one who sexualises the dances

If he hears anyone sexualising it, especially about you, then he would kill them off in an instant without hesitation

Most likely would initiate some activities during and after your private show with him

Would send everyone out of his territory, assuming he wasn't in the Foundation

And if you both were, he would teleport you both away

Has attempted to try out your dances because you're a cheeky person who's a tease

Failed miserably because he doesn't know how to move them legs

Having a Pregnant!S/O

Would be even more protective over you than usual

The SK would tend to avoid letting others care for you unless he needed to go somewhere

If he had to, he'd leave you with his brides and/or create some sort of security for you

Definitely would baby talk while rubbing your swollen belly

Tries to avoid it when there are others around

But the brides managed to capture him baby talking and sent it to the foundation for entertainment purposes

The foundation is quite shocked about it since the SK is a literal demon

But they're entertained nonetheless

When you tried to commit suicide

Has a stroke because the Scarlet King is so used to being insensitive

Managed to get there on time before you actually start

Goes into your mind to find out if anyone was making you feel that way

If there was, he'll go up to them and kill them in an instant

Not before torturing them beforehand though

Definitely would try to comfort you in the strangest of ways

Ending up getting the brides to help him out and teach him how to comfort someone

The last time he tried to comfort you, he ended up getting a bloody nose, broken wing and lost 1 of his precious horns and he swore he heard the sirens for an upcoming apocalypse

When the reader is a type green possessive reality-bender

512890% would help you improve on your abilities

Took a while but you managed to grasp the concept of reality-bending

You also became rather attached to the Scarlet King

Since you weren't able to fully control your abilities, your emotions tend to drive your powers in a certain direction

So with that being said, whenever you see the SK with his brides, your jealousy gets the better of you

Which would then cause you to unleash your abilities at them

Not only that, you managed to intimidate the SK quite a bit

Had to use his powers to get you to stop but felt that you were getting stronger every second

When you're about to be executed | Yandere!Scarlet King x D-Class!reader

Would be as furious as ever

Definitely manages to find you quite easily

The Scarlet King would take you to an unknown location far away from the foundation and the rest of the world

The foundation definitely knows what had happened so they asked 343 for some help

343 being on the brink of death when he's faced with the Scarlet King because he's just that old

The Scarlet King plotting to end the whole world but decided to go against it because he wants to see everyone suffer painfully and slowly

Unless you just so happened to be an anomaly that the foundation hadn't realised and is just as if not more powerful than the SK, then it's unlikely that you'll be able to get out easily

Unless 343and the foundation managed to find a way to retrieve you

But either way, there's a chance of you dying

Knowing the Scarlet King, he would probably find a way to prolong your lifespan while keeping you in his 'home'

Not even the brides and his children can help

When you curl up in his lap | Yandere!Scarlet King

Would find you adorable

If anyone disturbs you while you're on his lap sleeping, then he would kick them out

The SK would definitely stroke your hair and/or back while you're on his lap

Is weak to the knees because you're that cute

Doesn't really care how cheesy it is

The brides tease him a lot but he doesn't do anything about it because you looked so peaceful and cute

Most likely would wrap an arm around you protectively

If anyone in the foundations sees, then the SK would threaten them to not tell anyone

Probably would either kill the staff or erase their memories if he's in a good mood

When you kiss his neck

Loves it dearly

Would vocalise his appreciation about you kissing his neck

The SK would probably lead you to the bedroom for more cute activities

Probably would blush even harder than before, even more so if everyone is there to witness it

The brides had to leave the room because the SK said so

Would use his magical powers for certain activities

If you try hard enough to tease him, there might be a rare occasion for you to top him (If you know what I mean *Wink* *Wink*)

Tries to not be too loud so he would probably grunt or sigh

If you're on his lap his arms would be around you tightly

Would do anything if you stop kissing his neck because he likes it that much, even though he could literally manhandle you

When his child gets hurt

Would be quite furious

Is determined to find whoever hurt his child

If his child hurt themselves by accident he would cry with and for the child

The child would be so confused

Would ask the brides for some emotional support when helping his injured child

Basically, the brides are babysitting his child

If someone did hurt them, the Scarlet King would hunt them down

Depending on how serious the issue is, he might even threaten to end the whole of humanity and maybe even the whole world

If there are things neither he nor his brides could do, the SK would reluctantly go to see 343

343 be chuckling while he tends to his child

He swore to secrecy that the SK hadn't come and see him because of a child

When you have a bad day

Because his powers are similar to 343, he would definitely know in an instant

Like you could be 2000 miles away and he would know

Telepathically finds out whoever's making your day go downhill if there was one

Goes out of his way to torture then kill the guy and send his corpse back to the foundation as a warning

Then erase him from existence

Would go to you and comfort you

If you needed anything, he would give it to you since it wouldn't be that hard at all

Is terrible at comforting you emotionally, but he's still learning

Constantly asking the brides for some advice

They would comfort you and show the Scarlet King how it's done because the last time they told him and gave him a guide, he ended up burning someone's apartment block instead

BTW, Happy Halloween!!!!

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Hi kirpy!! Congrats on 300 followers!!!!!!!!!!!! I love your writing sm,, and im obsessed with ur newest kkobrin story. They make me sooo feral. I also want to mention I really like your taste in music.

So I do have a writing idea, if you are interested. It's basically just punk! kkobrin. I drew some art for this idea myself, but I can't write for shit. Itd be really cool to see you write a short drabble about them in this au being punks and fighting the problematic shinobi system. I dont rrally have any specific prompt about it tho so it might be too vague sorry. If u want to see the drawings and hcs I made for more info, theyre on my art blog @seoz-seoz. And if you don't like this concept, I totally understand!! No pressure. This may not be for everyone. Lol.

Either way, thanks and take care of yourself!!! Congrats again <3

HI SEOZ!!!!!! so i ended up having a lot of fun writing this even if it didn’t display their punk-ness very well, so i’ll just explain my vague ideas for them here AKDJAKDH

rin and minato are both very overthrow the system, but in a legal way. they want to pry power from under danzō’s feet like stripping paint off a wall. rin helps out in the hospital of course, but also plans a lot of educational activities for children of all ages, and underhandedly radicalizes them that way SKDKSK

obito is far more direct, and will attack root agents, destroy root hideouts, and in generally just more uh. violent. but he also participates in rin’s activities because he loves working with kids :3

kakashi just likes to go around vandalizing things with graffiti and yk. openly threatening root agents because he can. he also helps with rin’s stuff, and more often than obito. he also hosts his own art classes where he teaches older kids how to identify root hideouts and get away with vandalizing them SKDBSKDJSKDJ

all three of them only don’t get in more trouble because minato’s the hokage and he turns such a massive blind eye to their activities to piss danzō off dkdkskkd

ok here is the story i love them and i love ur art sm!!!!! <33333 also this isn’t 1k it’s 947 words which is. so annoying. but ik jack shit ab punk anything and couldn’t think of anything else to add :(

Rin let the door to the Hokage’s office slide shut behind her and took a seat on the couch next to, to her surprise, Obito. He glanced up at her, then grinned both in greeting and like the cat that’s caught the canary.

“Whatre you doing here?” she asked, noting the dirt on his clothes, like he’d been up to something. He probably had; Obito was like that.

“You first,” Obito responded, crossing his arms. Rin leaned back on the couch, realizing what Obito meant: he thought she was in trouble. Ah, then this would be news to him.

“Minato’s gonna help me plan an activity for the students where they can learn about the rivers and fish and stuff. Science-y stuff, you know.”

And if watching Obito deflate wasn’t the best thing she’d ever seen. Minato shuffled the papers on his desk, stifling a chuckle. “What’re you in for?” she added, because she wasn’t nice.

Obito slumped deep into his seat, sending the Hokage’s desk a burning glare. “I attacked a ROOT agent with a lead pipe,” he grumbled, and Rin reached over to grab his head and pull him into her chest.

“Awww, and Minato got you into trouble?” she cooed, petting his face as obnoxiously as possible. Obito groaned, long and loud, but made no attempts at escape.

“He broke their arm and leg,” Minato said, raising an unamused eyebrow at their antics. “They had to be hospitalized. According to them, Obito attacked unprovoked, too.”

“They were spying on me!” Obito retorted, spluttering and finally fighting his way free when Rin accidentally stuck a finger in his mouth. “I was only acting in defense of myself,” he added when he was sitting again, glaring at Rin.

“You were vandalizing a building.”

“It was abandoned!”

“I’m pretty sure trying to destroy a building is still illegal, Obito.”

“Well it was obviously a hideout for Danzō’s goons, so really, I was doing you a favor.”

Minato looked up from his paperwork, meeting Obito’s eyes with an icy glare. “Right. My former student wreaking havoc on an abandoned building looks great on my image as a Hokage.”

Obito opened his mouth to retort but Rin grabbed his ear and yanked on it lightly, scowling at him. “He’s very sorry,” she said, rolling her eyes when Obito didn’t take the initiative and instead snapped his mouth shut. She reached around him to grab his lips and, in a poor mockery of his voice, pinched and opened them and said, “I’m so sorry, Sensei, and I promise not to destroy any more buildings for at least a week. Or attack any more ROOT agents. Also you’re the greatest Hokage ever and I’m very thankful you’re going to let me off with only a slap on the wrist and a disapproving glare.”

Minato frowned at Rin’s antics, his disappointment changing none when he shifted his gaze from Obito to Rin, and she grinned in response. “You’re on Naruto duty for a week, too,” he finally said, looking back at his paperwork, and Obito groaned loudly.

Not that he didn’t like Naruto, but Rin understood. He was a handful without his parents around.

“Okay, both of you out please,” Minato said, waving them off, and Obito gladly stood and quickly made his way out.

“Ah, the field trip?” Rin asked, and Minato continued to wave her off.

“Whatever you have planned is fine, I’m sure. You have my permission to do whatever you want,” he said.

Well, not like she expected anything else. “Thanks Sensei!” she exclaimed, following Obito out with a wave to Minato.

It was getting close to dusk, which meant that they needed to find Kakashi because he was on dinner duty tonight. Sometimes it was easy, but other times Kakashi didn’t want to be found. Whether it be a bad mission or he was too involved in his current piece to be bothered, he would be hard to find.

Luckily, today was easy.

“That’s the building I was vandalizing!” Obito yelled, pointing an accusing finger at Kakashi, who was detailing some fur onto a wolf with electricity in its eyes and a bloody ROOT vest in its mouth.

“Subtle,” Rin called, following Obito.

Kakashi looked over at them, then very obviously grinned at Obito who was marching over angrily.

“So you can get away with threatening a ROOT agent in a permanent mural but the second I get caught attacking one, Minato’s about to flay me alive?”

“Maa, favorite’s privileges, I guess,” Kakashi responded, smoothly leaning away from Obito’s attempt to grab at his jacket collar.

Obito growled in frustration at his failed attack, but pushed it no further. “Tch, whatever,” he said, swiping a spray can from the ground. He walked over to the mural and sprayed a small red heart in the corner, before Kakashi could stop him.

“Ah, right over the water details,” he lamented, placing a delicate hand over his wounded heart. Rin grabbed a can and did the same right next to Obito’s, in pink. “You both wound me.”

“I think we should have fish for dinner,” Rin said, ignoring Kakashi’s whines, and beginning to help him pack up his supplies. Obito nodded in agreement, gathering Kakashi’s brushes into a pile. Kakashi worked on transferring his supplies back to his scroll, and then ended their familiar dance.

“Do you want grilled fish?” Kakashi asked, pocketing his scroll. “You guys keep telling me you regret not asking for it every time I make dinner.”

“Eh, I’m not really feeling it right now,” Obito said, and led them out of the alley. Rin snorted. They would absolutely regret not asking for grilled fish again.

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Hey lock ! Abt hwr reader, I wonder about her mbti type. Ik it's a reader insert but I can see girlie being ixtj or ixtp (since reader's kind of, stiff ? Rigid ? Like she means well but her face is just :| which gives off ixtj or inferior fe vibes). Wdyt of hwr reader's mbti ?

LONG HAVE I WAITED FOR SOMEONE TO ASK ABOUT HWR READER'S MBTI... cracks knuckles... it's time to get to work. >:)

HWR reader’s mbti is... drum roll please... ISTJ! 

she is 100% an introverted sensing dominant. structure is more of her thing — hence her inclination toward following orders rather than making decisions for herself, though she starts to progress in this area throughout the main story. she prefers efficiency over exploration and tends to approach things in a straightforward manner. unspoken verbal nuance also tends to go over her head... but she has a strong grasp on solid concepts and thrives when working with fact. she tends to pull from her long-term memory to make sense of new information, which tends to make her less flexible at times. she relies heavily on schemas and struggles to comprehend things (and people...) that don’t follow logic. hence her occasional apprehension toward chrollo who often acts in weird, self-contradicting ways, and clear disdain for hisoka. the dude just makes zero sense to her. 

what you said about her meaning well but coming across as stiff is one of her biggest concerns HJKETMR she prefers to let her actions speak for her, but sometimes, that just doesn’t always work. hence the rift that formed between her and ash. it’s also why, if she was to be honest with herself, charismatic individuals annoy her so much. they can talk circles around people and come off exactly how they intend to while being ingenuine. it comes to them so naturally and that irks her, since that’s not really a skill you can learn like mathematics. her pride would never let her admit this though. 

one of the reasons why chrollo managed to slip through her maximum security vault of emotional defenses is that he recognized this quality of hers and ran with it. my favorite example of this happens pretty early on:

[...]

“You used to not like fiction?” Chrollo questions, and you’re quick to defend yourself. It’s no secret that your boss is a fan of literature — specifically, the classics that all fall under fiction — so you don’t want him to get the wrong impression.

“I didn’t see the point when I was younger,” you confess, stirring your lemonade, ice cubes clinking in the process. “It felt like a waste of time that could’ve been better spent elsewhere. Nonfiction, of course, gives you useful information. Stuff that you might use at some point or another.”

You rest your chin on your hand. “I grew out of that phase. There’s still value to be had from fiction, it’s just a different kind. I can appreciate it now.”

“I’m relieved to hear you say that,” he takes a sip of his drink of choice, unsweetened iced tea. “Until you clarified yourself, I thought about revoking your membership.”

You don’t know why, but the way he says it so seriously while smiling manages to get to you. The back of your hand rushes to cover your mouth, a small giggle leaving your lips, that grows into a full-blown laugh. Chrollo freezes in his spot, taking in your unexpected reaction as if he was trying to immortalize it into his mind. He stares at you with slightly widened eyes until you settle down, heat rising to your face at the uncontrolled reaction.

“That—”

“I—”

You both start speaking at the same time and stop just as fast. Clearing your throat, you motion for him to continue with your hand, taking a big sip of your tangy lemonade.

Chrollo shifts ever so slightly in his seat. “I believe that’s the first time I’ve ever heard you laugh.”

[...]

the man is a legend. she is capable of loosening up, it just takes a particular set of circumstances. chrollo just... makes her feel human?? something she never knew she wanted, but now that she’s experienced it, it’s rather... pleasant. 

anyway oh god this is getting long isn’t it. i just love my MCs a lot. for funsies, here are the MBTI types of some of the original characters in HWR: 

estella avalor - ENTJ ash avalor - INTP  karina novikoff - ENTP xue ya - ISTP victor avalor - ESTJ dinara avalor - INFP

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a/n: literally just realized i’ve been spitting out fanfics/blurbs for the past year and a half and you guys haven’t really gotten to know me… so here we go!

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hello! i am the writer of this blog! you can call me ro (she/her). i’m bisexual!I love 5SOS (Ashton girls RISE), Big Time Rush (where my Kendall girls at), and musical theater (specifically for Mike Faist but we’re not gonna talk about it). I love Formula One too, hence my username.

i’d love to talk to you guys so send me a question/hello in the ask link!

requests are still open if you’d like a specific fic idea!

also, i found this from @nottheweirdest, and thought I would give it a go! i modified some questions to fit my blog hehe

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Fanfic Writer Emoji Ask

😅 What’s a story or scene you’ve created that you’re embarrassed exists?

literally EVERYTHING. most def my pete davidson after a fight blurb tho. pretty cringe.

🥺 Is there a certain type of moment or common interaction between your characters that never fails to put a smile on your face?

when person a is obviously very sad/depressed for no reason at all and person b just does a bunch of random shit just to see person a smile. and when they do person b is so elated that they’re running around/talking to the dog about how they got person a to smile like person a just said yes to their marriage proposal

Or when person a is depressed/sad and person b does a bunch of soft things just to see person a relax for a split second. (bear hugs, remembering the small things, carrying them bridal style to their bedroom)

brb gonna go cry.

🤡 What’s a line, scene, or exchange you’ve written that made you laugh?

omg in my bo burnham blurb where the reader says “i think the gods are telling us to stop being so lovey-dovey”... stOP pLEasE whAT are you doINGGGG

😈 Has there been a point in a story where you did something just to be playfully mean to your readers?

not yet… but there will be *cough ashton irwin* cough*

✍🏼 Do you have a beta reader?

nope! all me :)

🛒 What are some common things you incorporate in your fics? Themes, feelings, etc.

probably angst

🎢Which of your fics would you call your wildest ride?

def. done w/ ashton irwin..still working on part 2 but oof

✨Give you and your writing a compliment. Go on now. You know you deserve it.

tbh i love my poly!5sos stuff. it’s so super fun to write

💋First kiss fics. Love em or hate em?

neither, really. they just sort of annoy me lol

🎶Do you listen to music while you write? What song have you been playing on loop lately?

nope!I work in complete silence at 3 in the morning

🛠What tools/programs/apps do you use to write?

google docs on my school chromebook 😬😬 god help me.

❗️Do you have a fic you started, but scrapped?

SO MANY. probably have thrown away at least 30 or so

🙋🏽‍♀️Do any irl people know you write fanfic?

2 of my friends and my sister

🍦What’s the sweetest fic you’ve created so far?

tbh i’m a pretty angsty gowrl… maybe “insomnia” w niall?

🌶Do you write the spicy stuffs? If so, what’s your most popular nsfw fic?

i have tried. so. many. times. I cringe whenever I write anything smexy.

🌞Do you have a preferred time of day to write?

i really only write from 12-3 a.m. (ik i need help)... I’m a night owl so it’s perfect.

💖What made you start writing?

i had the idea to start writing for a while, then my sister and I talked about it and I made an account and the rest is history.

💌How do you feel about comments and feedback?

feedback is always appreciated as long as you are nice and kind about it! I’m not the best writer; I can always improve!

❌What’s a trope you will never write?

not really a trope but, degradation in the bedroom… i just don’t understand

💲Would you ever open commissions?

probably not

🧐Do you spend much time researching your stories?

eh not really, about 5-10 min max.

🏆What’s your most popular fic?

Andrew Garfield boyfriend headcanons. (honestly, headcanons/ blurbs are so fun to write)

🎃Do you write fics for certain holidays? Which is your favorite holiday inspired fic?

I currently don’t have any holiday themed ones, but I’m down to write them if they’re requested

📈How many fics do you have?

21 and counting!

🦅Do you outline fics or fly by the seat of your pants?

normally it starts out with 2-3 sentences of dialogue, then I piece together the background, then add in details and voila.

👀Tell me about an up and coming wip please!

OKAY “done” W ASHY BOY… I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR THIS FIC. I’M DECIDING OR NOT IF I SHOULD CRY HAPPY OR SAD TEARS

🤗What advice would you give to new fanfic writers that are just getting started?

personally, I don’t like having a schedule/ specific day to post, but that’s just me. i know most people have a routine, but do what you want! haven’t written in four months? that’s okay! been writing nonstop for two weeks? also wonderful!

write whatever makes you fall in love with writing again! whether it be a super sappy/cringey trop that makes your knees buckle, do it! :)

💞Who’s your comfort character?

Fred Weasley 1,000%.

🤩Who is your favorite character/person to write?

ASHY BOIIIIIIIIIIII. god i love ashton irwin. His demeanor, poise, confidence, ugh I want it all.

🤲🏼Would you please share a snippet of a wip?

Little background… poly!lashton w/female reader who’s having a depressive episode:

“Hey. Hey, what’s goin on? Is everything all right?” Ash asked, very worried.

You rolled over to Luke as a response, your face near his hips. You felt his hand in your hair, playing with it. Ashton climbed into bed and started to draw shapes on your back.

“C’mon angel. Talk to us. You’ll feel better.” Luke said as he patted your head.

“You can’t stay up there alone, Y/N. Think out loud.”

so excited to share this one… just can’t figure out the ending

😬Which of your fics would you be most horrified for friends or family to stumble upon?

anything poly!5sos. Anything poly in general… i mean it’s not a “traditional” relationship, but a part of me still loves it for some reason

🎉What leads you to consider a fic a success?

def a combination of how proud I am with it, and how much you guys interact with it

✅What’s something that appears in your fics over and over again, even if you don’t mean to?

i always end angsty fics with an “i love you”... whoops

📚Would you ever want to turn writing into a career?

maybe as a side hustle!

⌛️How long does it take you to write a fic, or a chapter?

3-5 business days. On a serious note, 2-3 weeks. Maybe 2 hours. It really depends on who I’m writing

🤯What’s a genre you struggle with as a writer?

SMUT OH DEAR LORD. I CAN’T WRITE IT TO SAVE MY LIFE. i’m trying it out on some new ones tho!! I never have a problem reading it though

💔Is there a fic of yours that broke your heart?

not yet, but soon 👀

💥How do you feel about criticism?

again, as long as you are nice and kind about it!!

🤭Do you have a favorite tag to use when posting your works?

i don’t have a fav, but I always seem to go with writing? seems appropriate lol

🥰How do you feel about reader interaction? Are you open to receiving questions about your fics?

YES!!!! I love interacting w you guys!