#(ic banter)

[v-whitenoise]

" Vox " Alastor slumped against him. " What are you doing? "

"Well I was trying to do some work.." He shifted under his weight. "...uh did you need something?"

[thesilent-o]

"So you're the little imp with the big assassin gig? Ha ha ha, you're just as tiny as I knew you'd be! I must thank you for your service, of course, otherwise I'd really be lacking in my deals!" Alastor speaks in an almost condescending tone with his natural radio filtered voice. - Alastor >:)

"Oh here we go. Another big shot sinner mocking an imp, surprise surprise." He rolled his eyes and then turned to glare up at the Overlord. "Listen pal, I don't give a fuck who you are. You should be damn grateful i am so good at my job!"

[burdened-boy]

@finncomet

"Whoa, badass alert."

"Hey, squirt, anime club is over there."

[hcllsbigboss]

" I accidentally...... set the.... kitchen on fire...." - 2p! Alastor who is being very polite because Charlie asked him to cook but he is very very bad at it.

"Oh.. uhm... that's--that's okay! Don't worry about it, it's just a kitchen..ahaha! I can fix it right up, no problem! Just maybe... leave the cooking to me from now on?"

[v-whitenoise]

"Yeah, mine WAS quiet until YOU showed up! Don't act like I'm the one disrupting your evening when you're the one yapping!"

@v-whitenoise

"oh grand, vox. and here i thought my day would be quiet."

[v-whitenoise]

Continued from x

@rradiio

A smile pulled across his display. Mesmerized by the sleeping deer and his soft sounds of white noise. Very gently, he brushed his hand along his ears and then even more gently through the top strands of his hair. The purpose for showing up forgotten as his heart felt like it could melt right then. How was he supposed to move on from this?

[thesilent-o]

Continued from x @arachn0philia

"Well if you're gonna be a bitch about it--some of us have more important things to do than waste time in the spotlight. Or on the headlines of some slutty magazine." Ever bitter towards those who stood in the spotlight he had always dreamed about being apart of. The insults just fell from the imps lips before he could help himself.

[partyparade]

Imagine if Aym wasn't emotional seeing Baal resurrected and instead just roasts him "Broooo how did you die by the Lamb like dude that's so cringeee" (blatantly ignores the fact he also died by the Lamb but Baal wasn't there to see it)

[vioyume]

He probably said too many ice puns or something.

[thesilent-o]

@oh-crumbs

"sir why are their Christmas decorations everywhere!"

"Come on Mox, you're kidding right? Obviously because it's after Halloween."

[kelvingemstone]

jaime lannister getting dragged to kings landing in shackles with a hand missing: this is going to ruin the tour

brienne of tarth: what tour

jaime lannister, lord commander of the kingsguard: the world tour...

[vaguely-concerned]

illario was so right... this one traumatized crow boy really can contain such a universe of pure and childlike wonder at the mere existence -- the concept! -- of wyverns. even through the horrors

[crimsonlovebartylus]

and my obsession with ice skating regulus x hockey player barty is back.

its something about that pairing that it's so hot.

[hcllsbigboss]

He shoved his hand away and glared back at him. "Don't you act like you're any better than them! Last time I checked, enjoying killing is not so holy!"

"Where's my father's blessing now, Adam? You and all of Heaven just use your crooked system to do whatever the fuck you want! You're just as bad as the humans and sinners you deem unworthy! So don't you come HERE to MY domain and tell me what you think you know about any of this!

I've met some angels who were worse than ANY of the sinners that my daughter is trying to save!"

@hcllsbigboss

HELPING sinners?! Had it been anyone else Adam would have thought they were blowing shit out their ass. But Lucifer...of course the epitome of evil itself would say this....

" Those sinners don't fucking DESERVE help! THEY HAD A WHOLE LIFE ON EARTH! A life I fucking gave them! And they shit all over it and chose to end up down here.

You're so fucking stupid it's unbelievable. You honestly think all sinners need help? Tell that to Heaven and the victims of the fucks that now call you lord and master. Tell those victims how they're going to have to look their murderers in the face every day because they said 'sorry.'"

Adam had been called a fucking hypocrite, but Lucifer was worse. Adam dared to jab a talon at Lucifer, his bladed teeth bared in a rage.

" All this is because of you. You don't get to push your fuck ups back onto me. I didn't fucking lose my family so you can call yourself a hero to your kid."

[thesilent-o]

A risk, he was taking quite the risk. And admittingly, it made him nervous. But he'd already said too much and come too far now to abruptly change his mind. Might as well go on with the flow and feign the confidence he often did especially in moments where things didn't look too good for him. In the very least, it would buy him time to get himself out of a bad situation. On the flip side, it could also go overwhelmingly well. This would be a true gamble.

With a flick of his tail, he pressed on with his advances. "Honestly? There isn't anything I couldn't do. I'm pretty familiar with providing..." He brushed a digit across the other's chest. "...entertainment."

Continued from x @cxciditfilius

//hope this is okay.

[bylertruther]

sucks that the party is supposed to be important n meaningful and yet [to me, it feels like] the duffers put more effort into scoops troop than them. sad sad sad i'm gonna walk off a cliff immediately