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soupbitch-moneybitch · 8 months ago

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i actually take it back. no one should read the tolling bells by @edsbacktattoo bc it will make tears inexplicably come out your eyeballs, even tho you're a strong, independent woman who doesn't show emotional vulnerability for normal mentally well reasons, and this will inevitably lead to a headache, and then you will spend the next several hours complaining to anyone who will listen that you have a headache, did you know i have a headache? my head really hurts, you guys

anyway, definitely don't read this, it may irrevocably alter your immortal soul in a way that is potent and yet indescribable with the words available to you in the english language. (idk about other languages, i haven't tried)

also, it might give you a headache. did i mention that part already? just sayin'

#definitely don't click that link #don't go and have your heart turned to stone #only to find that having it resume beating hurts even worse #-george washington voice- dying is easy young man living is harder #sure let's quote hamilton in a post about ofmd fanfiction let's just accept that's where this life has led us to why not #guys my head rly hurts #and i'm being so brave about it #(no i'm not)#(i'm being a whiny bb and i want someone to bring me four ibuprofen and a juice box)#i think i've lost the thread of these tags #i also might not have slept that long #a n y w a y #blackbonnet #blackbonnet fic #ofmd #ofmd fic

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