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that post earlier about buck being good at budgeting has been on my mind all day cause OF COURSE he’s good at budgeting clipboard buck is probably the KING of an excel budget spreadsheet we also never really see him spend money he spends all his time at work or at eddie’s house so of course all the money he’s not using for rent and utilities he’s spending on chris and jee it makes so much sense!!! he probably has a special budget set aside for fun activities to do with the kids im gonna cry thinking about this give this man a family NOW
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I know Satan is like, an angry terrifying being in nightbringer like SATAN the avatar of wrath !
BUT anytime i go on my home screen and he's like
ALL I CAN SEE IS JUSt--
#obey me!#obey me fanart#obey me satan#obey me nightbringer#obey me#obey me mc#istg hes babie im not making this up !#my so not biased opinion#its real! hes just a sad misunderstood babie and he needs someone to talk to#i volunteer
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✨I was never afforded a chance to start a family of my own ✨
#I’LL HELP YOU START A FAMILY HALSIN#I VOLUNTEER#halsin#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 halsin#baldurs gate 3#halsin bg3#daddy halsin#halsin silverbough
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i would all too happily sell my soul to the devil to see eve in an entirely, unadulteratedly, very queer and very sapphic film 😭😭😭
#if i can’t have my own moment like this with eve i don’t want to live anymore 😭#i volunteer#take me with you#why am i like this#i love her your honor#i do be simpin#eve best#middle aged actresses#house of the dragon#as cate blanchett once said oh you mean the gaze not the gays lmao#women in suits#���#i am but a silly little sapphic
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yeah, i will let you ruin my life while i try to fix you
#i volunteer#keanu reeves#keanuverse#my post#constantine 2005#john constantine#john constantine 2005
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Papa Style keeps being an icon
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I VOLUNTEER!!!!! I ACCEPT THE INVITATION TO PROUDLY SAVE OUR NATION FROM ENEMIES FROM LAND AND SEA BY OFFERING MY SERVICES TO ENSURE THE FUTURE OF THE KENNEDY FAMILY DYNASTY!!!! 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅 
#jack schlossberg#i volunteer#please vote#kennedy family#john f kennedy#caroline kennedy#tumblr fyp#fypシ
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Weepy drunk Buggy, whose eyes fill with tears as he empties his drinks.
Buggy who falls apart into blubbering mess and just wants someone to listen to his incoherent ramblings.
Someone who will keep track of his limbs as he literally collapses.
Someone who will give him water, but lie and say it's another drink.
Someone who will tuck him into bed and wait nearby until he falls asleep. Maybe while holding his hand or stroking his hair.
And when the clown's teary sniffles give way into sleepy snores, he needs someone who will give him a kiss on the forehead, promising sweet dreams and a better tomorrow.
#i volunteer#buggy the clown#buggy x reader#x reader#buggy one piece#opla buggy#hey-august buggy short stories
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3x02 | Sick
#HE#Rick Grimes#*#rg#S3#ICONIC#get him richard#still remember watching this when it aired....almost 11 years ago 😐....was legendary#rick used axe it was super effective#i love me a sweaty dirty man#he needs a bath#i volunteer
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Pinterest knows what’s up
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Miranda forbidding the villagers from reading newspapers from the outside world shouldn't be as hot as it is.
Now imagine you, a person from the outside world, somehow catch that woman's eye.
Yeah, best bid everything and everyone you've ever known goodbye cause you ain't gonna see any of it ever again.
#mother miranda#birb momma#crow mama#I volunteer#pls take me away#I mean#oh nooo#resident evil village#re village#resident evil 8#re8#back to my 2nd playthrough#stronghold section yay#I died and had to restart all the way back at Otto´s mill or what's it called#yay
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it’s giving husband
#i volunteer#the necklace? absolutely out of words.#jude bellingham#jude victor willliam bellingham#jude#bellingham#louis vuitton#real madrid cf
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i am looking hungrily 🤤🤤🤤
#she’s an icon she’s a legend and she is THE MOMENT#i need her biblically#i volunteer#im a simp#i am in loooooove#let me sit on your lap#ughhhhhhhhhhh#house of the dragon#rhaenys targaryen#style icon#eve best#middle aged actresses#hotd season 2#asoiaf#hotd s2
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Fuck trans women.
No fr
Pls do
Some of them probably want that a lot:3
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There was no fucking point of making them an item sooooo either Josie is playing Cruz knowing her gay ass is so weak for beautiful hopeless ladies oooooor there’s still a chance that aaliyah might come back and season 3 is gonna be a love triangle
#me connecting shit#I haven’t connected anything#just wishful thinking#cruz x aaliyah#cruz x josie#cruz x whoever is in trouble and needs rescuing#i volunteer#joe my god this season you’re insufferable but still very hot#leave your loser husband I’ll be waiting#honestly can’t keep up with the plot#the girls are distracting#and I’m fine with that#special ops lioness#lioness paramount#I don’t trust josie but she’s hot so yeah keep up the good work
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