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He's fine :)
#just Stolas cursing his lungs out to grace your dash :)#helluva boss#stolas goetia#helluva boss spoilers#stolitz#sinsmas#sinsmas spoilers#he looks so pretty in the last pic tho#I can't
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WE COULD'VE HAVE IT ALLL 😭😭 this would have made the series completely perfect, changeling jim is literally my favorite trope and we instead got that movie?? 😭
Everyone could have had it all. Claire's magic was meant to make him a new type of changeling that did not have/need a familiar...
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mtmte is the best comic ever and i can prove it to you
There is, of course, the canon mpreg
Grimlock, known Decepticon killer, gets adopted into a group known as The Worst Decepticons Alive, has a baby with them
The bloodthirsty, mentally ill guy that lowkey caused Megatron to go all evil adopts a bunch of red scraplets
Ratchet steals his ex-coworker's hands and keeps them for himself
On the hands: Before that, he would hit his with a hammer because they didn't work properly. Right before a surgery
Man experiences police brutality, decides to take over the universe
Rodimus' nonsensical doodles turn out to be a map leading to heaven
Rodimus also gets crucified
The therapist of the ship, also known as the most forgettable guy ever, is actually God with a capital G
God befriends a guy doing everything in his power to prove the existence of the afterlife
God befriends an atheist
God almost gets sacrificed
Remember the Worst Decepticons Alive? Their dumbest member (who genuinely believes squirrels live in minds) created the cure for lobotomies
There's a random man's corpse sticking out of the engine and also a kinda-vampire
To turn vampires back into regular people you have to hit them real hard in the head
The leader of the DJD runs his group of bloodthirsty killers and torturers like an office workplace
They get scolded by the tiny medic they could squish and are terribly afraid of her
You get to know how the war actually started! It was because of a curly straw
Character goes back in time to stop the war because he's gay and ends up accidentally causing it
Multiple transfem characters!! All of the girls are trans!!!! And most of the boys are gay!!!!
They made STARSCREAM the ruler of the world
There's an entire chapter dedicated to that one time they were chased by a planet
Local Girl's Best Friend Dies, Responds To That By Putting His Brain In Her Eye Socket
They steal a guy's corpse, increase his size with an experimental thingy an amoral scientist created, and use his alt mode as a spaceship when theirs gets stolen
There's an Autobot spy that communicates to them by shooting a crew member
Even the serious panels have meme potential (see: Overlord and Rodimus)
Whirl's general existence makes the world a worst place, which makes the comic even better
"What gives? I'm normal again! Well, relatively speaking."
[Singing] "No one cares! No one cares what you have to say~"
Whirl making a depressed Rodimus so angry that he goes to get by by lighting (I actually can't remember if this is how it went lmao, it might've been the other way around)
When he told everyone about the time he "killed" someone in their sleep and shoved their wand up their ass
Brainstorm creates a button that allows the characters to break the fourth wall. Swerve presses it and becomes a narrator
One of the most painful slow burns EVER. Jesus
Their first actual interaction consisted of Cyclonus dropping Tailgate because he was annoying
Then: "I knew you'd find me"
Violent warlord that has destroyed multiple planets and planned to conquer the universe gets legally mandated into becoming the ship's captain, much to Roddy's despair
At some point, Megatron starts to sound just like Rodimus when talking to Magnus and it makes him want to kill himself
OP gives Roddy and Meg the shared title of "co-captain" so Rodimus wouldn't get upset
Oh, here's a thing: Tumblr is canon in TF IDW
The Scavengers (Worst Decepticons) go to the real world as TF toys and it's never mentioned ever again
Warriors who have endured six million years of war, powerful and feared, freak out when the light goes out
Space Jesus 2 demands an audience with God, gets hit by lightning and disappears
Character survives a terminal illness by dying
Ultra Magnus gets drunk. He's a giggler. He also starts crying
And more!!!!
#transformers#mtmte#more than meets the eye#tf idw#okay#i can do this#lost light#rodimus prime#ultra magnus#megatron#grimlock#the scavengers#ratchet#whirl#rung#nightbeat#nautica#skids#djd#starscream#no i give up#I can't#thats it#avis talks
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Sinmas bro...
I'm not crying no never queen never cry
#BROOOOOO#I CAN'T#spoilers for the episode after this tag cause it did come out an hour ago#not only was it a big win for the stolitz nation (despite stolas still being miserable) with all the sweet things blitz was doing for stola#but also millie being pregnant???#more hound like form whatever it was hellhound luna????#angry stolas just punching the fuck outa andrealphus????#barbie mention?????#more octavia AND A SONG FROM HER?????#actually such a good episode holy shit what a way to end season 2#helluva boss
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It's hilarious that Wade was 100% ok with Logan being shirtless while they were alone but when they walked out and other people were staring too he was like "cover yourself up". Bro was jealous 😭😭😭😭
#this is sending me cuz he was staring at him like it's the finest snack ever but when others were staring he was like nah u are embarrassing#i can't#this movie was something i didn't know i needed#he's the only one allowed to look it's his snack#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool & wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#Deadpool#Wolverine#wade x logan#poolverine
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XII - The Hanged Man, Upright: surrender, sacrifice, faith, perspective
#hsr aventurine#Penacony#2.1 spoilers#honkai star rail#fanart#everyone's new favorite sad boy#i am no exception#i haven't had the fanart bug this bad since Zhongli#what is it with hoyoverse and creating men perfectly tailored to my tastes??#i can't#i had no plans on drawing him or his intricately complex outfit#but then i had a thought#on how well this card fit him#and then i was doomed...#tarot cards#tarot#the hanged man#(no he's not dead. i really dont get why so many people think he's dead)#my art
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BEHOLD! Toxic Yaoi!
Had fun making an art trade with @wyyvoren !
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#911 abc#husbands#lmao#i can't#3x12#7x7#buddie#buck x eddie#eddie x buck#evan buckley#eddie diaz#ryan guzman#oliver stark#love
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GET TO KNOW ME ✰ [11/10] TV Shows ⤷ The X-Files (1993-2018)
"I want to believe that the dead are not lost to us. That they speak to us as part of something greater than us. Greater than any alien force. And if you and I are powerless now, I want to believe that if we listen to what’s speaking, it can give us the power to save ourselves."
#i really was gonna keep it to 10 but it felt wrong not to have x files here#gtkm#em.txf#the x files#xfilesedit#txfedit#dailytxf#my gifs#msr#useremsi#useralf#usergeorgette#usernessa#singinprincess#usergabriella#userairi#userveronika#useramys12#useralien#*#brought to you by insane hyperfixations hehe oops#i love them so much. SO MUCH#also that quote destroys me#“then we believe the same thing” biTCH#I CAN'T
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#“it was one sided” shut the fuck up#i can't#I'm deep in my deancas feelings rn help#destiel#deancas#dean winchester#castiel#supernatural#spn
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og image + creds under cut ....
sweepswoop_ on twitter :)
#vix moment#chilaios#laichil#this is the stupidest thing i've ever made#i can't#chilchuck after kensuke's bs:#im ... weirdly proud of how i drew laios#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#chilchuck#laios#chilchuck tims#laios touden
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I'm crying, they're so silly
#genshin impact#furina demo#Furina#Neuvillette#wriothesley#lyney#lynette#childe#HE'S THROWING HIMSELF ON THIS POOR MAN#i can't#I'll probably add more later#and i love the part where Neuvillette kicks someone in the balls#or when Lyney and Lynnette is kicking the shit out of some randon guy#and furina is there sitting like 😌☕#wriothesley goes :DD YIPPE#I'm not planning on wishing for Furina but God dammit#her demo is one of my favorites now.#AND THE MUSIC#okay those tags got too long#imma stfu for now#thanks for listening (reading???)
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i'm 😭😭😭
#i can't#lewis to ferrari#i don't think we're ready 😭#lewis hamilton#fred vasseur#charles leclerc#f1#imola gp 2024
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#Oppenheimer#The nun#ayo edebiri#taissa farmiga#Cillian Murphy#Bottoms 2023#Lol#I can't#Movie#Cinema#Film#Twitter#Funny
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Toga's reaction when Izuko rejected her Vs Toga's reaction when Ochako said she was the cutest girl in the whole world...
#DAMN LESBIANS#AND BISSEXUAIS#I CAN'T#GOD#my god i will die#togachako#toga himiko#bnha#ochako urakara#mha#bnha spoilers#season 7#my hero academia#boku no hero academia
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