#(homework is ew but tumblr is yay)

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Asks………anyone…………… *is desperate* /j

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Slowly figuring out wtf tumblr is, whatever

You know most of this stuff and I’m tired so...

1: Meg, according to you

2: girl she/her probably until I decide to stop procrastinating shit

3: 🤷‍♀️

4: ew I don’t like this one. To describe myself- snarky, stubborn, hopefully nice and funny. Hobbies- not enough. Piano, fencing, reading, letting you talk me into stuff like this. Idk. For the partner stuff just be fun to hang out with and don’t be an asshole

5: I really like alt fashion

6: mostly blues but ik you say bronze and I like those too

7: no clue it changes too much and I’m indecisive. Maybe this side of paradise again rn

8: halsey, Hozier, ATL. I also listen to acoustic versions of things a lot

MBTI: INTP

favorite show: NCIS Sherlock or mha Cz that’s what I’m watching rn. Can I say shadow and bone?

Favorite books/series: grishaverse, Shadowhunters, davinci code

Yay I’m done. Enjoy

So I did a lot of thinking on this...

You lucked out my dear

I’m gonna match you up with....

𝐵𝑜𝑘𝑢𝑡𝑜 𝐾𝑜𝑢𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑜

𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑀𝑒𝑡

Okay so

He’s not the smartest

People like to portray him as a complete idiot

I think he’s very emotionally intelligent

But that does not translate to book smarts at all

And finally akaashi (AGAAAASHI aka his best friend) convinced him to go to tutoring

And you being the responsible smart bby you are

Got paired with him to work for the day

And this dude couldn’t stop staring at you

You started trying to explain calculus to him and he just

👁 👄 👁

Staring

And flat out said “okay i...did not hear a word, can you explain that again?” because he wanted to hear you talk more

But eventually he broke himself of that and started getting really excited

Because!! He could do his homework!!

You did half of it with him and he went home and did the rest of it and it made. sense.

Ur magic, he’s sure

So he got ahold of his friend Akaashi and asked if he could try to find your Instagram or something

Which he did because he’s good like that

And bokuto messages you which basically looks like:

HEY HEY HEY MEGGY SO GUESS WHAT what I GOT ALL MY HOMEWORK good for you!! congrats, bokuto! THANK YOU I KNOW IM AWESOME BUT ALSO YOURE AWESOME THANK YOU FOR THE HELP anytime! HEY WHATS YOUR FAVORITE SNACK [snack here], why? ILL SEE YOU TMRW

you get to the room for tutoring the next day and there’s a thing of your favorite snacks with a little paper next to it

“Hey hey hey! Bokuto again! This part you don’t have to respond to if I totally got the wrong vibe, but I figured there’s no harm in asking. I wanted to repay you for all the help the other day, so I got you a snack for today...and y’know, maybe a date this weekend? Saturday night, dinner and a movie? I’ve got tickets for that new horror flick or we can go see something else if that’s not your style!. Have an amazing day, Meggy! -Kou”

With a little winky face at the end and a heart

Needless to say you went to that date, it’s bokuto, how could you resist

𝐺𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑙 𝐼𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑠

Alright when I say you lucked out

You LUCKED OUT with this man

He is

He’s so cute

And is such a good boyfriend

Like he’s naturally a very touchy person but if you’re not feeling it that day? No problem. He’ll do whatever you’re comfortable with

But if that means cuddling with you

Good luck getting him off of you

This man is 6’1” and 172lbs (via Fandom Wiki) of muscle and he’s

He’s such a cuddly baby you will not escape

He also loves having his hair played with so after a long day expect him to lay his head on your stomach/lap and demand that you play with his hair (but like gently)

King of pet/nicknames

Baby

Darling

Sweetheart

Love of my life

Beautiful

Sunshine

Expect a bunch of text and in that order too lol

He started calling you Meggy day one and he introduces you to his friends as “this is my Meggy but only I get to call them that”

He’s also king of compliments and randomly throws in new ones to see if you like it

Don’t worry about offending him, he just wants to know if you like being called cute, pretty, adorable, gorgeous, beautiful, etc.

So if you don’t like it tell him and he won’t do it anymore

But he’s still gonna find ways to compliment you

TW body insecurity you can skip this part

But bokuto is very tall and I have this image in my brain that like

He just naturally can’t get abs as easily as some of his friends and he’s insecure about that because he’s like rock solid muscle everywhere

But he’s got a little pudge and he doesn’t like it

So there’s that and stretch marks and all sorts of stuff

And there are some days he’s really upset about it and sometimes he’ll come to you and ask if you still think he’s handsome despite all that

And you just nod and kiss him and reassure him like you do every time

Not out of obligation, though—you just know what to do (after a little while) to work with him and make him happy again

Tbh give him tummy kisses he’ll be in love with you forever

Or if not just hold him close and tell him he’s handsome and cute and everything he wants to be but feels like he’s not

TW END

I’m gonna make you mad at me quick but I’ll keep this short

If/when you ever decide to process some things and decide you want to use more/different pronouns or something

He’s 100% here for you

He doesn’t care what you identify as (well he does that’s not the point though)

He just wants you to be you

The MOMENT you tell him any new name/pronouns/aNYTHING like that

He starts talking to himself in his room talking about you with the new thing

Changes your contact picture

Everything

Asks if it’s okay if he can tell Akaashi or kuroo so he can call one of them and talk to them about you for a while to make sure he gets it right

He loves you. Be yourself with him. That’s all he wants

And I’m always gonna be here for you too <3

Good morning and good night texts

He’s naturally an early riser so expect him to text you at like 5:30-6:00AM in order to say good morning

If it’s the weekend maybe closer to 8:30 but always before nine

And on Shabbat? Spams your phone and calls you when he knows you’re coming back soon

Just so he can say hi

And says “hiiiii” with this stupid lovesick voice and then goes on to ramble about how much he missed you and now he’s glad you’re back !!!!

I forget how old your youngest sister is but like these two? Best friends. Seriously. He’s so good with kids. The other one (yes I know their names I’m just being Internet safe lol but I know their names I swear) would probably love him too because how can you not he’s so cute

Overall he’s just a sweet amazing guy with a lot of energy and when he loves someone? He loves with his whole heart. He really does. And that means you

He’s also eye candy but that’s besides the point

You got a hot bf 😂

𝑀𝑒𝑔𝑘𝑢𝑡𝑜 𝐷𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝐼𝑑𝑒𝑎

Study dates

Convince me otherwise

U cant

Anyway

This man is so bad at studying but you have to give him positive reinforcement to keep him going

Which means kisses

And cuddles

And snacks

He eats all ur snacks but he always buys you random stuff so its okay

But there are some times where its a really really long day and he’s frustrated because he doesn’t understand and feels stupid

God i think he’d almost start crying bc this man actually acknowledges he has emotions

But he’d look up at you with the biggest puppy eyes ever and a little tear falls from his eyes and he starts apologizing

“I’m sorry I don’t get it--I don’t know why because it sounds so easy but I just--”

And it is now when you take this 6’1” absolute baby and pull him in and he curls up basically in your lap and lays his head on your shoulder until he feels better

Listen to him

Tell him it's okay

Play with his hair (because he loves it a lot)

And remind him you love him. Because he’s trying his best and he loves you enough to be this raw and vulnerable with you

𝑍𝑜𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑐 𝐼𝑛𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

Taurus is known to be observant and strong people and Virgos are practical and loyal. Putting these two signs together can be a perfect match for the two of you as long as the both of you can get over a potential fear of being hurt. Because really, neither of you would intentionally hurt each other anyway.

𝐸𝑑𝑖𝑡!

𝑃𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡

Pumped Up Kicks - Foster the People (this is off of vibes alone i swear)

Take It Easy - Surfaces

Talk Too Much - COIN

Follow You - Imagine Dragons

Gimme Love - Joji

𝑅𝑢𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑈𝑝

Oikawa Tooru, Shimizu Kiyoko

[yellows-mellows]

My emotions in a day:

Morning: LET ME JUST STAY IN BED ALL DAY. IM TIRED. N O.

Late morning-afternoon: EW SCHOOL but YAY FRIENDS TO LAUGH WITH

Mid afternoon: Can I just...stay in this blanket...and sleep...and not do any homework??? Please???

Early evening: *does music stuff, does random procrastinating, is happy, life is good*

Late evening: HOMEWORK IS SO HARD. SCHOOL IS UNJUST. TIME TO PUT ON MY JUSTICE PANTS CUS IMA FIGHT FOR MY RIGHTS AS A STUDENT N HUMAN N WOMAN. IM S T R E S E D AND ANGRY AS HECC.

Night: Well. Homework is done. My belly is full. My rage has subsided. Time to waste crucial sleeping hours being d e e p and browsing Tumblr.

[spider-woman]

i’m just gonna put a few tag me games/memes under the read more, since i’m a lazy fuck and also i’ve forgotten to do them before now kgdjkhdmg

Get to know me meme:

I was tagged by @its-jj-style-bitches​ after i forced her to ghidnhxj

name: Josephine

nickname(s): Jose(hate that nickname), Jos, Josie(kinda like yoshi)

gender: female

star sign: aquarius

height: 179cm, and I think that’s about 5′10?

sexual orientation:  idk idk bisexual i think

hogwarts house: ravenclaw

fav colour: green, like forest green

fav animal: OTTERS!!! I LOVE ‘EM

average hours of sleep: 7-8 hours

cat or dog person: cat person, i love dogs too tho

fav fitctional chracter: kara danvers/zor el, can u believe i got this url

number of blankets i sleep with: 1, how do ppl sleep with more??

fav singer/band: probably halsey

dream trip: i really wanna go to amsterdam, london (i’m going there in march yay) and new zealand 

dream job: actress

when was this blog created: 29 march 2014, i’ve had other blogs before this one tho

current number of followers: a bunch of pornblogs

why i made a tumblr acc: a friend of mine told me to

(a bonus holiday edition)

fav cold weather drink: hot chocolate with whipped cream

white or coloured holiday lights: white

fav winter sport: what is sports

preferred holiday lolly: idk i’ll eat anything really fdhfghkc (except dark chocolate ew)

what i’m currently wearing: a grey sweater and black jeans.

preferred snowy weather activity: just watching netflix i guess

last thing i baked: peppernuts and vanilla wreaths

homemade gifts or store bought gifts: bought gifts rdhjfgjed

fav christmas/holiday movie: a bride for christmas(very cheesy but i love it) and home alone but i’ve watched it so many times so meh

opening presents morning or eve: eve

fav holiday song: ‘do they know it’s christmas’ i think?? maybe??

i’m too lazy to tag anyone so just do this if u want and remember to tag me!! :)

for this i was tagged my @jane-foster, thanks babe <3 this reminds a lot of the one i just did, so i’ll just do the ones that aren’t on there

time:  17:15 or 5:15 pm last thing i googled: “masten på et skib” it’s danish, and i was doing some research on my homework fictional character you’d like as a sibling: there’s so many??? i’m gonna go with kara danvers. though as a kid i was always very sad that hannah montana wasn’t my sister lmao how many blogs do i follow: 144 what do i post about: way too many fandoms lmao, but teen wolf and supergirl are my main fandoms i guess do you get asks on a regular basis: i get some from time to time, but no

and u can just do this if u feel like it too :)