kalopsiatrixamsel
kalopsiatrixamsel
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kalopsiatrixamsel · 8 days ago
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"A god wronged you so greatly that you began to target those he blessed in revenge. And strangely enough, all those he blessed happened to be kings. Years later, you became known as the 'Kingslayer'. Now, that god's blessing is no different from a curse."
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kalopsiatrixamsel · 8 days ago
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there will come a day when you have to pause to remember your deadname, btw
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kalopsiatrixamsel · 16 days ago
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“and the universe said…”
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kalopsiatrixamsel · 21 days ago
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kalopsiatrixamsel · 25 days ago
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kalopsiatrixamsel · 25 days ago
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Classroom Doddles
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kalopsiatrixamsel · 1 month ago
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finally getting back on the tma grind!! heres ms prentiss. big fan of wasp hives i had a phase a couple months ago where i just watched hive removal videos bc the guy would feed the larvae to his chickens afterwards. loved seeing the inside of the nests like the neat little entrance?? the layers?? the way the larvae and pupae were arranged?? now every time i see a wasp hive i get hyped. there was one by this plaza though i only passed it in the car and one day it just disappeared. theres still some of it left i might pay it a visit. also that time i saw part of a comb on the ground i was gonna touch it but my friend told me not to
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kalopsiatrixamsel · 1 month ago
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poor Sevika's been embarrassed ever since, yet still stuck around😔✊
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kalopsiatrixamsel · 1 month ago
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this reminds me of the time in 2025 when someone pushed down the leaning tower of pisa and spacex donated $1.6 billion to fix it
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kalopsiatrixamsel · 1 month ago
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A short comic I made about my experiences as a seasonal worker, and the way places change you.
Prints & PDF
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kalopsiatrixamsel · 2 months ago
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Giggling over the idea of Odysseus convincing Achilles to go to war via The Other Side from the greatest showman
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kalopsiatrixamsel · 2 months ago
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Over the Garden Wall by Julia Tveritina, via Cartoon Network
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kalopsiatrixamsel · 2 months ago
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kalopsiatrixamsel · 4 months ago
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Saint Jellyfish Exhorter by seok young choi
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kalopsiatrixamsel · 4 months ago
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why don't most vampires just find ppl who are into getting pinned down and bitten and drained. this shit is easyyyy
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kalopsiatrixamsel · 4 months ago
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Thinking abt the first time I went to a dentist in years a long while back because my mom decided why not. Since we gotta take your cousin aunts and sister there too anyways . And then it turns out i need braces (They never explained why exactly aside from maybe because I “had too much teeth”?? But my current dentist told me I had an underbite and it’s probably good i started on braces since my jaw would’ve been fucked or smth ) but before that they needed to remove like. Four teeth . Idk why for the bottom row but my upper canines grew on my gums and that would get in the way ig. I really miss them ngl my parents would call me ee-yak (a giant/demon, ee is like. subject?????) affectionately. Because they were like tusks
Anyways they took out the canines first and said next appointment would be bottom row and I was like. Sure ig. And then when I was in the waiting room after my cousin who was waiting for her turn was like how’s your mouth . So I turn to her pull down my mask and smiled around like an incredibly sopping blood-wet tissue I was clamping down on and my lips were smeared and everything and teeth were red and my cousin swats my arm like DONT DO THAT IN FRONT OF A KID
And there was a kid I did not see! Like. A preschooler or kindergartenener idk just sitting at the opposite wall staring at me like 😟 sorry little child I hope your appointment went well
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kalopsiatrixamsel · 4 months ago
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mag 91 or mag 102 or whatever
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