#(he did not)

[dcxdpdabbles]

Danny: Another day, another escape of billionaire that what's to adopt me.

Homeless kid: I'm sorry, you avoided getting adopted?

Danny: Sure, did! He even tried to get Batman to grab me, but I was too fast for him!

Homeless kid: You do know that he's right behind you.

Batman from the shadows: Mr. Wayne just wants to talk.

Danny:

[ambeauty]

Was it peaceful when she asked somebody else for his number after he intentionally gave her the wrong one? Was it peaceful when she interrupted his day of work to ask him to help her move some furniture? Was it peaceful the way she tried to joke about his brother’s suicide when he clearly hasn’t grieved properly? Was it peaceful when she brought him to a party full of people from high school when they are grown ass adults and she knows he didn’t have friends like that in high school? Was it peaceful when she left her best friend grieving a break up for a man? Was it peaceful when she begged the chef to cook for her? Was it peaceful when he kicked everybody out who was working towards his dream just so he could be alone with her? Was it peaceful when he had a panic attack after sleeping with her? Was it peaceful when she stormed the back of the kitchen after friends and family when he was having a meltdown? Was it peaceful when she made the entire meltdown about herself? Was it peaceful for her to be talking shit about him to anybody that would listen? Was it peaceful for her to not ask is he even ok? Was it peaceful for her favorite day to be Monday? Was it peaceful? Was it?

Or is she just speaking in a low tone of voice in an almost dream like quality? Is her existence to him only peaceful in his mind? Don’t let soft voices and pretty faces fool you. They are full of fallacies. Like sirens.

Thank you to my pookie @sydneys-adamu for letting me scream everytime I get annoyed 🥴

[p0ssym1lker]

Damian and jason who want to hang around Danny because his ectoplasm makes them feel like they have taken 20 of the best naps in a row: .....

Tim, dannys boyfriend, who has told Danny all about the shit that happened between them: I tried to frame it in a very good way, I really did-

[starrynightsxo]

cardan seeing jude in the dress he anonymously gifted, tryna play it cool:

later:

[thejudeduarte]

"“Under different circumstances,” he pants, “I promise you I’m much more fun tied up."

THE WAY MY JAW ABSOLUTELY DROPPED 💀💀

I don't doubt his words but...

[n3felibata]

Maybe one day, I'll be able to post about Stolas and Via without someone saying "but Stolas cared more about the sitcom than finding Via!!"

One day.

[bellamyblake]

I can't believe it's been 4 years since I lost my baby boy Bellamy on this day

[huntingpeople-savingsam]

I’m as surprised and disappointed as anybody else by this Watcher streaming service news but for the love of god, the disgusting number of supposed ‘fans’ who are now taking the opportunity to eviscerate Steven Lim are fucking dicks.

Like yes this sucks and there’s a good portion (if not majority) of fans who won’t be able to add another $6 a month subscription to their budget but sadly life goes on, it’s no different than if Ryan and Shane and Steven had stopped making videos together after leaving Buzzfeed. Sometimes shit ends (hopefully it won’t but worst case scenario), but bullying Steven Lim and acting like he’s the evil man who took away your poor precious ghoul boys is infantilizing two grown ass men and being extremely dickish to Steven Lim who put his heart and soul into trying to make Watcher work for free for all these years as much as Ryan and Shane did.

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

By the time he becomes Glitchtrap, I like imagining him being bored, and he just starts watching whatever videos he can find—other than playing with Vanessa’s pet rabbits.

And eventually, he like... starts discovering some of the videos that people took of Spring/Scraptrap and Scrap Baby before Pizza Sim.

So Glitchtrap’s just sitting there, watching the videos like ??

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: Peter? You just drove through a stop sign without stopping. Peter: I'll stop twice on the way back.

[yuri-is-online]

I hate the United States Postal Service and hope my mail man has a horrific day

[slythereen]

charles doing an absolutely incredible insane impossible job this race is going to be overshadowed by ferrari making me livid UGH

[dc-and-damirae]

*over the phone*

raven: damian i need you to come and kill something for me

damian: (oh my god she's finally snapped) i'm on my way

*15 minutes later*

damian: i am hear who do I need to kill

raven: *standing on a chair* THERES A ROACH OVER THERE PLEASE KILL IT

[ramlightly]

58 for Dandelion?

How many hobbies have they attempted to have over their lifetime? Is there a common theme?

Oh my god, so many. Horseback riding, calligraphy, magic, ballroom dancing, pole dancing, hunting, gambling, dice, etc etc etc

Dandelion's constant and overwhelming problem is that he doesn't feel much passion or genuine connection with things, so he gets mind bogglingly bored. So he tries something new, gets obsessed with it, it gets hard or he hits a wall, abandons it, gets bored again and the cycle repeats.

Honestly a big reason he's sort of obsessed with sex is that it's the easiest and most consistent way for him to feel anything, even it's just a physical reaction.

[irickyo]

today i introduced my guitar teacher to vocaloid, and he loved it. win for the losers

[starrynightsxo]

"I knew little else, but I always knew you."

- Cardan Greenbriar, The Queen of Nothing