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Playing with some ideas on alternate reality Narinder 🤷
#its cruel but i really like the idea of Narinder still being the Bishop of Death and seeing all of his siblings come to Purgatory#as the Goat does their conquest#it really sends a message#oops it kinda looks like he threw up his eyeball#he did not#cult of the lamb#cotl#cotl narinder#cotl goat#goat#narinder#cornieart#tw vomiting#tw gore#tw blood
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Was it peaceful when she asked somebody else for his number after he intentionally gave her the wrong one? Was it peaceful when she interrupted his day of work to ask him to help her move some furniture? Was it peaceful the way she tried to joke about his brother’s suicide when he clearly hasn’t grieved properly? Was it peaceful when she brought him to a party full of people from high school when they are grown ass adults and she knows he didn’t have friends like that in high school? Was it peaceful when she left her best friend grieving a break up for a man? Was it peaceful when she begged the chef to cook for her? Was it peaceful when he kicked everybody out who was working towards his dream just so he could be alone with her? Was it peaceful when he had a panic attack after sleeping with her? Was it peaceful when she stormed the back of the kitchen after friends and family when he was having a meltdown? Was it peaceful when she made the entire meltdown about herself? Was it peaceful for her to be talking shit about him to anybody that would listen? Was it peaceful for her to not ask is he even ok? Was it peaceful for her favorite day to be Monday? Was it peaceful? Was it?
Or is she just speaking in a low tone of voice in an almost dream like quality? Is her existence to him only peaceful in his mind? Don’t let soft voices and pretty faces fool you. They are full of fallacies. Like sirens.
Thank you to my pookie @sydneys-adamu for letting me scream everytime I get annoyed 🥴
#stop saying Carmy said she is his peace#he did not#he said she is peace#because that is the illusion he’s built about her in his brain#he thinks the opposite of chaos is quiet because he’s often come from a chaos that is loud#quiet can be deceiving#the bear meta#anti claire bear#anti Claire Dunlop#the bear fx#i'll do the other half and make it Sydcarmy#sydcarmy#if you squint#carmy berzatto#being the peace and being my peace is two totally different things
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Damian and jason who want to hang around Danny because his ectoplasm makes them feel like they have taken 20 of the best naps in a row: .....
Tim, dannys boyfriend, who has told Danny all about the shit that happened between them: I tried to frame it in a very good way, I really did-
#he did not#tim told him in the worst way possible#its not his fault he wa under fear gas#the bat boys are very heartbroken#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp crossover#dc crossover#is this the correct tag??? am i doing it???
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cardan seeing jude in the dress he anonymously gifted, tryna play it cool:
later:
#when I read this bit I was like OMFG#???#LIKE WHAT#HE DID NOT#but he did#she looked so good i just know it#its jude duarte ofc she did#the cruel prince#booklr#jude duarte#cardan greenbriar#cardan#jude#tfota#the folk of the air#bookish#books#the folk of air#jurdan#judecardan#jude x cardan#jude duarte dresses#jude duarte fashion#cardan is a simp#the cruel prince meme#meme source: pinterest#kermit greenbriar#this is in fact historically accurate#the wicked king#the queen of nothing
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"“Under different circumstances,” he pants, “I promise you I’m much more fun tied up."
THE WAY MY JAW ABSOLUTELY DROPPED 💀💀
I don't doubt his words but...
#HE DID NOT#malakai azer is truly something to say the least#kai azer#malakai azer#paedyn gray#paedyn x kai#kai x paedyn#powerless trilogy#lauren roberts#powerless#reckless#fearless#paedynkai#kitt azer
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Maybe one day, I'll be able to post about Stolas and Via without someone saying "but Stolas cared more about the sitcom than finding Via!!"
One day.
#he did NOT#if you actually payed attention#hellaverse#helluva boss#helluva#stolas#stolas goetia#octavia goetia#octavia#octavia helluva boss#stolas and octavia
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I can't believe it's been 4 years since I lost my baby boy Bellamy on this day
#cries#I REALLY GET SO SAD#always on this day i still remember how i felt#and how sad i am#and how they left him there without anyone burying him#or taking care of him#and then excusing their actions#it all makes me so ANGRY#but also i get so sad for my boy#because he really truly DESERVED BETTER#for all the love he gave out#and this is what he got i cannot believe it#and fcking gabriel got the traveller's blessing when he's not even a part of them#IT GETS ME SO MAD#my boy didn't deserve them#he did not#i can talk more but i wont
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I’m as surprised and disappointed as anybody else by this Watcher streaming service news but for the love of god, the disgusting number of supposed ‘fans’ who are now taking the opportunity to eviscerate Steven Lim are fucking dicks.
Like yes this sucks and there’s a good portion (if not majority) of fans who won’t be able to add another $6 a month subscription to their budget but sadly life goes on, it’s no different than if Ryan and Shane and Steven had stopped making videos together after leaving Buzzfeed. Sometimes shit ends (hopefully it won’t but worst case scenario), but bullying Steven Lim and acting like he’s the evil man who took away your poor precious ghoul boys is infantilizing two grown ass men and being extremely dickish to Steven Lim who put his heart and soul into trying to make Watcher work for free for all these years as much as Ryan and Shane did.
#no more Steven Lim hate#or hate for Ryan or Shane either#I know it sucks and it’s a bummer they made this business choice#but some of you are straight up acting like Steven spit on you and called you broke#he did not#leave the dude alone#and find a new YouTube channel if you have to#watcher#we are watcher
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Natasha: Peter? You just drove through a stop sign without stopping. Peter: I'll stop twice on the way back.
#he did not#peter parker#natasha romanoff#spider man#black widow#mama spider#incorrect peter parker#incorrect natasha romanoff#incorrect avengers#incorrect mama spider#incorrect spiderman quotes
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I hate the United States Postal Service and hope my mail man has a horrific day
#i ordered a hat#it is an international order so i must sign#apparently i missed this so i go to the post office#“ah he just dropped it off!”#he did not#it is no where to be found#so now i have to go back#after i finish my midterm#kill me
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charles doing an absolutely incredible insane impossible job this race is going to be overshadowed by ferrari making me livid UGH
#do not say sainz fought past charles#he did not#fucking team orders AGAIN Fred you are USELESS#charles leclerc#race liveblog
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58 for Dandelion?
How many hobbies have they attempted to have over their lifetime? Is there a common theme?
Oh my god, so many. Horseback riding, calligraphy, magic, ballroom dancing, pole dancing, hunting, gambling, dice, etc etc etc
Dandelion's constant and overwhelming problem is that he doesn't feel much passion or genuine connection with things, so he gets mind bogglingly bored. So he tries something new, gets obsessed with it, it gets hard or he hits a wall, abandons it, gets bored again and the cycle repeats.
Honestly a big reason he's sort of obsessed with sex is that it's the easiest and most consistent way for him to feel anything, even it's just a physical reaction.
#ask#dandelion#for some insight#dandelion at first assumed that his obsession with basil was just like his past forays like his hobbies#and that he would get bored eventually#he did not
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Playing Baldur's Gate 3 for the first time.
Astarion KiLleD mE in the MIDDLE of my CAMP
and then walked away all non-chalantly, saying "Oh dear, something terrible's happened~"
YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU SHATTERED MY PERFECT IMAGE OF YOU, ITS TRUE WHAT THEY SAY, NEVER MEET YOUR FUCKING HEROS/CRUSHES, GOD I HATE EVERYTHING
#-SCREAMS-#I THOUGHT HE'D STOP ON HIS OWN#HE DID NOT#GOD HE DID NOT#AND I PAID THE ULTIMATE PRICE: A REVIVIFY SPELL#GO SUCK A COCK ASSTARION GOD I HATE YOU SO MUCH -sobs-#baldur's gate 3
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today i introduced my guitar teacher to vocaloid, and he loved it. win for the losers
#vocaloid#hatsune miku#guitar#miku#i thought he knew what vocaloid was#he did not#i also introduced a bunch of straight teenage boys to vocaloid#i think they liked it?
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ZHEN PING-
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"I knew little else, but I always knew you."
- Cardan Greenbriar, The Queen of Nothing
#COME ON MAN#bro really went for it#i cant deal#cardan greenbriar people#cardan#cardan greenbriar#the cruel prince#booklr#bookish#books#tfota#tfota series#the queen of nothing#the cruel prince quotes#cardan duarte#oh girl#I would be on the phone to jude whilst she spilt the tea#like yes girl tell me what he said#he did not#cardan ily#slay#slay girl slay#jude duarte#jude#jude greenbriar#high king of elfhame#high king cardan#tcp#cardan being sincere for once
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