#(eyes scara)

[churomo]

when you switch their expressions…

[petalologist]

hm?

[cinnamonest]

Lena thank you for the fucking food (scara post). I didn't even get halfway into the story before I started laughing. Scara entering an early midlife crisis because of reader's colourful pens took me outtttttt like he is such a lil bitch

Other than that, I've been WAITING for a post where Scara goes ham on a darling that technically never did anything "wrong" and always treated him nicely/fairly, with nothing being good enough for him 😭

That's what makes any situation with him so hopeless, there is literally no way out. The man is so neurotic that he will just interpret literally anything you could possibly do or say in a way that fits a narrative he's already constructed in his head. He internally exaggerates everything you say and do so that any negative comment or action is a million times worse than it actually is, and even the nicest of your words have some hidden negative meaning or implication.

Moreover, you don't need to do or say anything at all, just your existence is enough to be annoying and being annoying is enough to warrant a fixation. It can be any demeanor too — he'll find a way to interpret it as irritating, and fixate on retaliating for your crime of annoying him, all while you are barely aware he exists.

And once that fixation is established, because it's based on something so broad yet so vague as your very existence, there's no way to undo it. It's also in large part that specific bitterness guys get where they're attracted to some girl that feels unattainable, so they take the “if I can't have her then she can't be happy” mentality.

But YES he IS suuuuuuch a little overdramatic bitch about everything even vaguely feminine darling does you're so right. For starters he’s a naturally severe case of cute-aggression, so anything perceived as cute automatically earns an intense reaction.

He’s also very much stuck in the immature boy mentality where anything he mentally associates as feminine is icky and dumb. Yet at the same time, he's attracted to it, so being attracted to and annoyed by the same thing creates a lot of internal confusion and frustration, which you WILL bear the brunt of.

Which is so much worse with e-girl darling because you know darling is gonna have the e-girl staple items. The sanrio-themed everything. The cutesy phone case. The cat-ear gaming headset. All the frilly lacey clothes and underwear. Awful. A complete waste of money. Why does it look so cute on you and why does that make him feel like punching a wall.

Even in consensual interactions, he has a comical degree of aversion and repulsion. No he's not sitting on your bed or borrowing your pen or using your controller. It's PINK. Are you out of your mind. Ugh.

[bakpidia]

Cat Day ねこの日

[pachimation]

the evil art style thing from twt

[frapajapa]

shoutout to girls who learned they deserve to live free and left the cage!!

[chrollogy]

harbinger banquet ✨

scara live reaction across the long table ^

i have stuff to yap about this piece! as you may notice harbinger!yue’s name there is ‘brighella’ which is taken from commedia dell’arte (following all the other harbingers names) so i took one from there too! BUT her real name is still yue, just like how arlecchino is called arlecchino but her real name is peruere or how tartaglia’s real name is ajax and so on ^^

harbinger!yue’s codename is ‘the prevaricator’ which basically gives a bit of an insight to her character — a cunning and deceitful individual who avoids the truth when speaking. (this may or may not have led to her rank being unacknowledged !!!) her codename also relates to her commedia dell’arte name in some way since brighella is known as a masterful liar.

i do want to make an ‘about: the prevaricator’ voiceline from wanderer himself KSJJSJDJSKAKS (since i made him one with yue (the akademiya scholar) too ><

also, i did do one with just ‘yue’ but it felt so out of place hence why i used a commedia dell’arte name for harbinger!yue :3 anyway thabk u for coming to my yap session

[zushimart]

Insecure jealous scara keeps on infecting my brain -🐛

before-healing scara is actually a nightmare of a partner because of his trust issues and, by extension, his intense jealousy. and not the cute kind, but like.. genuinely atrocious behavior like silent treatment, phone checking, cheating accusations, etc. like oh my god. horrific. healing scara is able to identify those unhealthy thought patterns, be like “woah, i’m fucking crazy,” and move on without making it your problem. but now his jealousy is more external to the relationship than internal and therefore very cutesy. like, if someone gets a little too flirty with you at a party, giving u heart eyes and shit.. he’ll pull you off to the side and make you give him your jacket and keep your arm around him the rest of the night. his beef with random girls and guys is insane, not because he doesn’t trust you, but because he doesn’t trust THEM. he’d make those stupid tweets and tiktoks that are like “having a pretty partner is so fucking hard everyone wants them” as if he isn’t crafted by a god himself lol. when he starts feeling a bit icky (worried you’ll wake up and realize you want someone better, etc.), he’ll suck it up and go straight to you for old fashioned reassurance in the form of proper emotional vulnerability. trading “i love you”’s till his body is body’s warm and fuzzy like he’s drunk.. letting you list off every reason you love him, whispering by his ear with your arms wrapped around his waist as he turns pinker and pinker and pinker.. flicking your forehead and keeping his face down because he’s too embarrassed to look you in the eye. nothing tooo worry about silly scara

[zph]

Us dealing w monsterhouse!scara or scara dealing w monsterhouse!reader

(Happy halloween btw ‼️‼️)

happy belated halloween 👻 not gonna lie, i have never watched monster house before . so i’m basing this off of what i’ve read so far & my very limited knowledge (+ allusions to ghostface)

the idea of monsterhouse!scara is actually really cool when you think about it. scara, a spirit, merged with a house and is only killed once his ‘heart’ is destroyed. (and the fact that in movie, the heart is the furnace) .

but in my twist, what if instead, scara was your late ex fiancé . a vengeful spirit buried under thick cement & attached to the very house you once constructed & treasured together

visiting back, you already heard of the absurd rumors surrounding the house: the light flickering despite no electricity running, the mysterious noise that emerges from the house, weird sightings of a man wandering around - the list goes on.

guided by nostalgia & bit of grief, you decided to rent the place - pricing was unsurprisingly cheap & you were reassured that will still be able to care for it.

little did you know that you would become very the trigger that brings scaramouche’s spirit to wake from slumber. the furnace seemingly lighting up on its own the moment you stepped inside.

but then weird occurrences started to appear — missing people mysteriously ‘shallowed’ up by the door, the windows hastily cracked open, almost like it is staring at you as you leave, and a cold touch brushing over your skin.

it wasn’t until you hit your breaking point that you decide to investigate if you are truly out of your mind or the house is becoming a sentient being.

(you eventually find out that in order to destroy the spirit was to destroy it’s ‘heart’.)

but before you could do so, a phone ring cuts through your thoughts.

you stared at the screen, the caller ID labeled under: UNKNOWN

a snarky, uncannily familiar cold voice emerges out from the speaker - maybe if you listen closely, it also echoes across the hallway: “finally. you don’t pick up quick, huh? i’ve missed you.”

[euthymiya]

I’m gonna have a meltdown on dash bc I miss sumeru

[chairarts]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'm supposed to be working on NecroFantasia but i'm too distracted. Wanderers banner needs to get here already so I can stop anticipating it. Anyway here's a warmup an attempt at a semi realistic style Wanderer, game style and modern twist.

[merakiui]

I kinda like to imagine cyno is secretly some covert pervert in secret...when he falls for his darling he lowkey stalks them and follows them around to their home...peeks on them as they shower or change, watches them sleep...maybe even...does things to them as they sleep

Also imagine he befriends darling and they end up playing tgc one night...but with a twist...loser has to shed off one piece of clothing per round played (cynos practically half naked as it is so hes fine) but hes very pleased with himself that darling is stripped down into nothing but underwear...

Omg strip tcg with Cyno.... wwowooooooooooooo orz orz you can never beat him because he is genuinely so good at the game and he has put so much time into it, building up the most powerful deck and improving his strategies until he's practically impossible to defeat. When you agreed to play him, you were essentially subjecting yourself to the Dark Souls boss of tcg lol. Cyno hasn't even had to strip anything yet (not that there's much to strip, but even so his winning streak is alarming. He's too good or maybe you're just not good enough.)

And the fact that he's in a position of power, too!!!!!!! You can't refuse the General Mahamatra, even if it's uncomfortable to be nearly nude and sitting across from him. And you certainly aren't going to want to cross him. As relaxed as he appears one on one with you, you know very well that when it comes to administering justice he is ruthless. You'd prefer not to get on his frightening bad side, so even if keeping your relations with him peaceful means you have to sit on his lap or let him treat you to a meal or some drinks you'll do just that. Cyno won't hold his position over your head. He knows that you know he's got a cushy, well-paying, influential job, so less whining and more stripping. After all, what the winner says goes and the loser has no choice but to listen. You did agree to the twist when you first started playing, after all. :)

And if alcohol does play a factor in strip tcg, then you are most definitely finding yourself in his bed after the both of you have tired of playing cards, submitting to the lustful, intoxicated tension that has blanketed the air ever since you removed your first article of clothing.

[sofijonson]

And last ones, for now ~

Scaramouche, aka The Balladeer, aka Wanderer, aka whatever you named him

[ambrosesystem]

i got bored and.

[welcometoteyvat]

i already malded but sethoscara... hmm... (moderate haterisms below)

generally i find cyno and sethos more interesting, and not just as a ship i swear, bc like. ok i understand sethos story 2. "busy little bee" vs "bow down worm". the whole "you're not just a normal guy, aren't you?" exchange and how wanderer seems to have met the one (not so) normal human who might be able to level with him without knowing anything about his past. yeah thats a cool dynamic and all

but based on flat material, sethos is introduced in cyno's sq2, has two stories mentioning him—they seem to have gotten closer post story quest, gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

why do i not see more sethos and cyno posts focusing on them and them alone pls.... the most popular or frequent depictions as of now are sethos as a 5th (?) wheel to cynonari and haikaveh. i understand ppl not wanting to take apart their ships and whatever, but oh my god. their visual designs, the entire thing that happened when sethos and cyno were children, how they grew up, how that ties into the separation between the rainforest and desert, etc. also sethos's story 5 is lit like '[Sethos] couldn't tell you exactly what he'd forgotten. Perhaps his birth parents, or the faces of his childhood friends. Fortunately, with the exception of Cyno, all of his childhood friends lived at the Temple of Silence, so learning what they looked like again wasn't difficult.' helloooooooooo baggage? sethos picking up hearsay abt cyno's past and maybe glimpsing him in passing in sumeru, while cyno knows nothing about him??? they both knew each other once, and then forgot, and then sethos/bamoun engineered it so they'd meet again.... like bro

i have a bunch of other gripes about sethoscara from scara's POV and the thoughts he'd have in canon (eg why does the current fandom portrayal seem to skew towards fluff and cuddling where sethos is golden retriever maxxing and scara's a tsundere) but yadda yadda ships are people's sandbox for potential so i'll try not to yap about that... basically: what im saying is please give me at least one [fan creation in any medium] exploring sethos cyno's past please. LISTENNN the bamoun cyrus sethos cyno storyline was underutilized in his quest they need expansion i'm begging

ok why did i bring sethoscara into this? bc fandom has the tendency to have ship tunnel vision, and this could be doomposting, but i generally find that when there's one dominant ship for a character (especially if they're a 4* lol 💀) creations/thoughts/posts about the rest of their relationships start dying out one by one :\\\\ ok yapping done good night everyone

[fujouppy]

yumemizuki mizuki is a psychologist... inazuma event in 5.4 where ei nearly outyaps paimon... guys my moeblob is getting professional help 💞