#(even though we all know Andrés bullied Ariadna into shooting Martín and shredding his clothes)
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shotgun-cake · 4 years ago
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A remarkable tale by @sorrydearie​ brought back to you with a spin by yours truly with the never ending support of @bi-and-dangerous​: THE FACULTY AU
We shall look at the memes scene by scene:
Attack on Martin’s  Before the Budget Meeting:
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The Faculties: 
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Andrés’ Reasons To Hate Martín :
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THE EPIC OF GILGAMESH (Too long and ancient to explain. Just except it and move on.)
Private Conversation Between Sergio and Andrés:
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Martín & Sergio:
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Sergio is not surprised just disappointed:
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Ariadna & Alison. They don’t deserve to suffer:
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Sergio when there is no new complain from either of them:
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Ágata  is love,  Ágata is life:
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Andrés while drawing Martín :
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(Is this shameless self promo? Maybe. It’s from Wedding Photos of @bi-and-dangerous​‘ fic)
Martín  trying figure out what went wrong:
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Meanwhile Andrés:
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Bonus:
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#10+ reasons why I will never shut up about the Faculty AU and neither should you#look at this!!!#look at all those memes!!!#when dashwood is being honored i am a happy bitch#I don't hate the theory that Mónica is the secret mastermind behind the paintball ''#(even though we all know Andrés bullied Ariadna into shooting Martín and shredding his clothes)#((allegedly to stop him from attending the budget meeting but actually because he wanted to see Martín nakkey please and thank you))#the fact that the words ''Faculty of Science and Humanity'' is written in COMIC SANS would make Andrés astral project so fast I'm LIVING#which is so fucking funny to me#''there is only one thing worse than a rival-- BOOM! Homoerotic Tension Rival'' - Andrés's dumb ass: ''TENSION!!'' 🤡#Ariadna and Alison as besties and survivors of shenanigans BLESS i loved them!!!#Alison: *sitting next to Ariadna at the bar* So... how was your day?#Ariadna: Oh you know the usual *downs eight tequila shots in quick succession*#Ariadna: *motioning to the bartender to keep them shots coming* Nothing big Fonollosa made me commit arson today#and I found five new nude paintings of Berrote that I did NOT want to see... you know that kind of day#Alison: *downing her drinks (plural)* yeah Berrote made me fill Fonollosa's car with marbles so I almost died today... Tuesdays am I right?#''I can't believe I'm gonna sleep with him'' / ''well you don't have to-'' / ''NO I'M GONNA'' is a meme that will never not be funny to me#and a perfect fit for any RIVALS verse so watch me recycle it for the wedding planners and the lawyers and the professional carpet cleaners#Andrés going ''I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS DUDE'' in the literal middle of PAINTING MARTÍN I'm wheezing yeah that's the bitch#(also you used the Monet Waterlilies Edit I'm LIVING)#(Andrés is the exact type of pretentious jerk who would want to channel the Impressionists while doodling his crush)#Martín ''what did I do wrong???'' gets me weak because I cried every time i read this part#he keeps breaking my heart trying to fix things and to be good to Andrés#and even though Martín has no clue what happened he's positive it's HIS FAULT and no one else's MY HEART!!!!#Andrés going ''I LOVE HIM'' yass bitch water my crops they were dying because of your oblivious ass#Serquel was lowkey the sweet comic relief part of this fic and they did won me over but I'm in it for that Tasty Rivalry and i was FED toda#Berlermo in Academia-Core Aesthetics + Humor + Angst + Fluff WHAT IS THERE MORE TO ASK FOR#i will never get over this fic thank you Ege for honoring it we were Blessed ™#Berlermo#lcdp
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