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I know, Beyonce's your girl and all. [ laughs and smooches her back ]

Heh, me too. But that song was so 15 years ago. [ winks ]

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Heh, me too. But that song was so 15 years ago. [ winks ]

You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve seen in my life. I’m so glad we met. [ smooches her cheek back ]

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You're the most beautiful woman I've seen in my life. I'm so glad we met. [ smooches her cheek back ]

Hell yeah you are. You’re the best model out there.

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Hell yeah you are. You're the best model out there.

Ten years later and I’m still fabulous as fuck. 

But hey ya’ll. Miss me. [ winks ]

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Gay? I'm not gay.

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Greet them? You did jack shit on that one, huh. And exactly what would be heinous enough to kill him permanently?

I need some help with shoving Ryde out of here, damn it. Where’s the Reaper?

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IM NOT I JUST LIKE IT BETTER HERE ITS MORE PEACEFUL AND I CAN BE SPOOKY AND LEARN THINGS FROM DEAD POKEMON

I DON’T WANT TO COME OUT OF HERE I LIKE BEING DEAD

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i'm saying I WANT TO STAY DEAD ummmm

I DON’T WANT TO COME OUT OF HERE I LIKE BEING DEAD

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What does that have to do with anything? I need my descendant shoved out of the Spirit Realm, he's being a little brat.

I need some help with shoving Ryde out of here, damn it. Where’s the Reaper?

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baby???

I DON’T WANT TO COME OUT OF HERE I LIKE BEING DEAD

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I DON'T WANT TO COME OUT OF HERE I LIKE BEING DEAD

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I need some help with shoving Ryde out of here, damn it. Where's the Reaper?

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[ Shrugs ].

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Hmmm, you're trying to trash talk? Pathetic. [ walks off ]

Excuse me? I think I’ve lived long enough to be able to control myself, and what I can do. Also, I can’t truly be fully evolved, as it is, I’m still on my first stage.

It’s just that I haven’t had my next evolution discovered yet; I haven’t became what I could potentially be. Perhaps I will get a third chance, as a second evolution.

My days of being a Zoroark are over. 

I’m a Sableye now, and I know what I can and can’t do.

Stats have nothing to do with it.

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That is indeed, to quote, "a fucking watermelon".

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It was really a once in a lifetime experience. 

DID SOMEONE SAY LEGENDARY

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I'm going to have to go scoop Ryde out of the Spirit Realm, aren't I.

Goddamn it, he's being a baby again.