#(especially with the joke from the first guard about how he actually wouldnt mind learning how to magically turn water into beer)

[doctorwhoisadhd]

once again i am thinking about magic tree house the musical. whats so great about magic is the funniest thing ever. you have one guard whos like Magic is stupid and why does everyone care about it personally i LIKE being a guard in a stinky dungeon with rats in it and im GLAD magic is banned. and then the other guard is like I fucking hate my job. We live in a patriarchal society. and the entire time theyre using words like "prestidigitator" and "metaphysical" and "existentially". and in the middle they take a break to throw a guy into a pit

[shibalen]

oooh can i have a black butler and ohshc matchup? Im female, Im 4'11, im on the chubbi side, I have short dark brown hair with long bangs, Im leaning towards the emo/grunge aesthetic. Personality wise im kinda- mEan & aNgRy (people like to call it being a tsundere 😡🔪), And i think i have top tier humor dude im so hilarious and trauma makes me so much funnier 😌👍. I like to draw, play video games, stuff like that. You wouldnt expect it from me but a despise horror movies 💀 (boy pLs)

♡ matchup for @thedevildrawss

hi! omg i'm so sorry dear for the extremely long wait ꒰๑•̥﹏•̥๑꒱ i started at a new school and had trouble adjusting to the campus. but! enough with the rambles and more with the matchups!

|| Kuroshitsuji: i match you with . . .

Prince Soma

Man oooh man do I love the opposites attract dynamic (๑¯ω¯๑)

Soma thinks you're adorable, both appearance and personality wise. Nothing will change his mind. Learning new aspects about you just makes him dote on you more (if that's even possible) ♡

Rich prince absolutely spoils you with anything you want: video games, outfits, makeup, drawing utensils, you name it he'll get it.

But in return you have to let him rest his head on your lap or he starts whining like an abandoned puppy.

And even if you don't say you want something he'll shower you with extravagant gifs anyway. Stop him pls–

Soma can and will make friends with anyone that has his attention for more than 3 seconds. You'd better believe he claimed you as a friend the first time you met before you even knew what was going on.

Was taken off guard when you were mercilessy mean to him although he was royalty :0 It made him want to get your attention even more.

But ooh boy when this clueless child finally understood his feelings for you he did a 180 and became an awkward bundle of giddy emotions whenever around you.

Apparently the only way to try and seem natural was to act like his old spoiled self (っ﹏-))

Thank goodness Agni was there there to translate.

"Rejoice! Your aesthetics are fit for the eyes of the prince."

" . . . what?"

"He says you are the most beautiful person he has ever met."

No worries though, he got the hang of courting you soon enough.

Gets jelly easily no matter whom you're with and shows it by either a) pouting in a corner or b) becoming even more clingy with you. He's super spoiled and expects to get every last drop of your love and attention so you might have to lovingly knock some sense into him.

Your hobbies facinate him! He's constantly peeking over your shoulder whenever you're drawing, gaping and staring with eyes full of wonder. To him you're more talented than anyone else and makes sure you know that as well.

The pieces you draw for him become more precious than any work of art he could ever purchase with money.

No matter how many times you beat him at video games he will demand a rematch. The only way to wrap it up is to give him a pity win. It's too cute the way he then cheers like he's earned it awww

The first you watched a horror movie together was when he persuaded you into it, all smiles and excitement. By the end of the credits you both had your arms wrapped around each other.

And speaking of, Soma's extremely touchy. He loves how small and soft you are so he takes every opportunity to throw his arms around you. But not in an impure manner! That has to wait until marriage!

Surprisingly emotionally intelligent, especially with you. Soma can easily detect when you're not feeling well and always tries his best to cheer you up. No way are you going to ne consumed by negativity when he's around (๑•̀ω•́)و

You two definitely give me the –"Someone will die" –"Oh, fun!" vibe. It's so perfect the way you compliment each other with your styles and personalities. I ship it!

runner up: Charles Phillips

|| OHSHC: i match you with . . .

Kaoru Hitachiin

Straight to the point: Kaoru's mischievous but more chill than his brother. He can handle both your meanness and anger while still enjoying your humor and laughing with you.

Just want to chill or calm down? Kaoru has a very relaxing air about him that helps you feel better. He'll gently pull you away from your source of anger, sits down with you in your favorite place and runs his fingers through your hair. He'll joke around lightly to distract you from your thoughts. Soft moments (◡ ω ◡)

Sometimes he'll join in on you being mean to someone for fun but doesn't let it go out of hand.

Don't get him wrong though. Up for some good ol' dastardly trickery? This boy is all in.

You drew his attention fairly easily with your behavior, and in all honesty he was a tad scared at first.

However, he got over it quickly and teasing you became his way of flirting when the classics did not seem to have an effect on you.

That is to say he had to give it quite a few attempts before you began warming up to him. But hallelujah were all those rejections worth it ♡

Thinks your style is interesting and wants to dress up with you in matching outfits like . . . all the time. He'll then pull you to his chest, take tons of selfies and send them to the rest of the club to show off.

He plays video games too well. Probably didn't spend much time on them before meeting you but damn he's a quick learner. On more relaxing days playing video games with you is one of his favorite activities!

He will still tease you even if you're mean to him in response. He knows you don't mean it ♡

"Hey, y/n, CaN yOu DrAw Me?"

"Can you go jump off a cliff?"

"But then you would be so lonely without me. You're such a tsundere~"

rip Kaoru

Playfully steals something of yours and since you can't reach it he'll have you give him a kiss to get it back ( ˘ ³˘)

He actually cries very easily so he agrees not to watch any horror movies – not because he's scared but because he doesn't want you to see him sobbing over some cool character dying.

Head pats head pats head pats–

So many tickle fights. Kaoru isn't afraid to sneak up on you and launch a surprise attack. If that's what it takes to hear your laughter.

When you're in a bad mood though he'll be more tactful; wrapping his arms around you from behind to hold you tight, nuzzling his face against your neck, whispering encouraging words into your ear then . . . tickling the heck out of your sides (・∀・)

But despite his antics you can always count on him for support and trust him to be there for you. If you tell him about your trauma he will listen each and every word.

Kaoru will make sure you never go through anything like that again.

Might become a tad too protective of you afterwards but it's up to you whether or not you want him to keep it up (:

The two of you fit together in a way most people have a hard way of understanding, but love is love and Kaoru is facinated by the world you've opened up to him.

runner up: Takashi Morinozuka

thanks for requesting, i hope you liked it! a word of feedback is always welcome ♡

[caandlelit]

Tbh I always loved you dabihawks AUs and was wondering if you could do more some time? (*Whisper chanting* Pjo au pjo au pjo au)

..how did u know i liked pjo ??? thats supposed to be a secret

but alright jshsj ok yeah like i havnt been thinking about it for ages

edit: i lost this so so so many fuckin times,,, but here goes. im so sorry its this late anon ive had a fucking shitty few months rip i hope to god you see this

dabi would be a legacy of apollo and vulcan, the roman version of hephaestus, on one side, and khione on the other

and endeavor, his dad, who thinks hes so great cause hes a legacy of apollo and vulcun, married rei, daughter of khione,,so that his legacies have fire and ice

dabi has this weird fuckin blue fire

apollo kids dont have fire but because of his vulcan he has fire, and its even stronger bc of apollo, therefore blue

he and fuyumi are twins

she has ice

genes fucked up and gave him fire despite their bodies being built for wach others quirks

and he can withstand cold temperatures

and constantly wishes he had ice instead so he wouldnt keep destroying his body trying to adjust to his powers especially cause his father made him use them at an early age

shouto is ice and fire, and natsuo is the healer, hes strong, plus a few seer abilities

this also fits in with my hc that natsu is a docter!! so like

thanks vulcan

but mostly apollo, for being so over achieving. your efforts are appreciated

nothing compared to hermes tho i dare u to google what hes the god of

hawks is a fuckinsksjlsksk

a fuckin

ok

ur not ready

half harpy half hermes kid

everyone asks 'duuude why did ur dad fuck a harpy what was he oN'

'uhh, obviously for the wings it'd eventually give me- i dont fUCKIN know man, can yall stop asking'

so hawks has red wings and likes chicken nuggets and considers his dad a huge asshole

'met the guy once, and once was enough'

he was born out of a drunken one night stand (fuck you hermes) and his mom, a harpy who doesnt really care, leaves him soon after she gets bored

hes soon found and picked up by rumi and ruyuuku, half blood duo extraordinare and they eventually find their way to camp

and hes way better at camp, grows up from a hobo chicken to a ray of sunshine

he learns to be good with people and he brushes off any bullying with jokes about himself and gains respect for being such a chill guy

so social skills and diplomacy!!

plus hes good at memorizing things, thanks to the harpy genes

also pretty loud, thanks to the harpy genes

plus, he has wINGS

so,,, wings + hermes kid + all these characteristics = a messenger for the two camps basically sent by the gods

hes the middleman between the two camps as soon as hes old enough to get taxis and can fly well enough travel across longer distances

they meet cause hawks had to go deliver some message to the praetor of the roman camp

and hes stopped by the river where percy met frank and hazel in the books

idk the name its been a while fuck off

by a demigod guard on duty

hes about to fly across

when someone yells

"hey mESSENGER PIDGEON! OVER HERE!"

what the fuck

hawks looks around, flapping his wings in confusion

"yEAH YOU, YA SEE ANYONE ELSE WITH WINGS HERE? DUMBASS"

okay, woW, now hawks is confused out of his mind and pink with annoyance, what the fuck

"dOWN HERE BIRDBRAIN, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING IN THE FUCKIN' SKY FOR"

oh oops right why would there be someone in the air

hawks looks down sheepishly

theres a roman guard, looking to be about his age, 16 or so, completely ignoring his job and apparently tossing pebbles at the river a few feet away, from the piles hawks can vaguely see scattered around him

he sees him cup his hands around his mouth and shout

"HURRY THE FUCK UP"

okay okay calm your tits

hawks flies down to the guy and lands and hes v confused ok

but the guard guy is way more interesting up close than he was from the sky

hes not wearing his helmet, taller than hawks, his hair a messy jet black, his eyes bright blue and his smile lazy but really cute

and sue him or whatever okay but,,

hawks is a sucker for blue eyes

and then hes being teased

"what were you lookin around for?"

hawks' feathers puff up in indignation and he kicks him in the shin

'shut up asshole, i came down didnt i. what do u want'

the guy laughs

"i just wanted to see your wings, your feathers are fuckin dope"

hawks is kind of endeared at this point, is this guy for real

he offers hawks a pebble and goes

"u wanna try?"

hawks stares

then he shrugs internally, cause why the fuck not, hes here all week why not make a friend while hes at it

he takes the pebble and their fingers brush and its all so cliche

hawks tosses the pebble and then hes being laughed at and taught how to throw pebbles

and they hang out getting to know each other for a solid few hours until someone comes to see why the fuck the messenger guy isnt here yet

aka shigaraki

who drags himself down to the river to see dabi fucking around with the pidgeon guy and he sighs

drags a waving, beaming hawks to the camp while dabi grins wide and waves back

then theyre talking all the time and hawks is making up excuses to fly over at least once a month and dabi is using all the drachma endeavor has to call hawks,

"its for a good cause"

and endeavor hates it because hes a greek hating dick

he thinks the camps shouldnt interact

when dabi discovers this hes fuckin delighted

"fuckin lit, a new way to piss him off!!"

*dabi voice* ive been thinking about that exchange program, maybe i should make the switch!

*constipated endeavor noises*

endeavor is old enough to be respected by a small few, and old enough for most people to wonder why the fuck he isnt dead yet

they eventually go on their first quest together

alone

no one wants to go with them because no one is willing to thirdwheel

shigarakis actual answer was "are you kidding me id rather die"