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doctorwhoisadhd · 8 months ago

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once again i am thinking about magic tree house the musical. whats so great about magic is the funniest thing ever. you have one guard whos like Magic is stupid and why does everyone care about it personally i LIKE being a guard in a stinky dungeon with rats in it and im GLAD magic is banned. and then the other guard is like I fucking hate my job. We live in a patriarchal society. and the entire time theyre using words like "prestidigitator" and "metaphysical" and "existentially". and in the middle they take a break to throw a guy into a pit

#ari opinion hour #its so fucking funny #and was CLEARLY written for the parents #(especially with the joke from the first guard about how he actually wouldnt mind learning how to magically turn water into beer)#and its genuinely so good like it has SO many big words and great rhymes #and like genuinely as a songwriter its HARD to get a word with 4+ syllables to fit in any given meter.#and this particular song has like 8 of them!!!#as for great rhymes too its very very clever. rhymes a lot of big words well #dungeon/luncheon; be a sorcerer/medieval torturer; sparkle/patriarchal; diversion/excursion/immersion #IM NOT EXAGGERATING ABOUT LITERALLY ANY OF THIS BTW THIS IS JUST HOW THIS SONG IS

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