#(dont worry mister silly hes gonna let you slap it)

[ask-gyjo]

COMW ON YOU WONT EVEN FEEL THE SLAP

YOU CAN LICK MY BUGBITES PLEASE

I’m seriously gonna shoot ya. Don’t you dare come near here again.

[zuffer-weird-girl]

Red hair as roses, and turquoise eyes as orchids

"Dada look!" The bored and depressed blue eyes stood up from his lap to his 6 years old daughter, extending her tiny hands up high in the air.

"Be careful with what you're gonna do pretty doll." He manage to smirk a bit as she pouted, strands of red brushing against her forehead until a huge wave of flames of the colour blue danced around her hands until she jumped and a small prinkle of flames were throw in the air.

She laughed at the sign and clapped her hands in glee at her own little show as Dabi let out a chuckle at seeing the happines of his daughter... instead of him, Emika had the blessing of having a body that could tolerate the heat enough of his quirk that she inherited it from him. Your quirk itself being a huge help for the little girl to not have scars as her father's.

"Did you see Dada?! It was soooo huge and beautiful!!!" She ran towards him only to trip and thankfully landed on the brunette male's lap, giggling with a smile so bright that could've hury his eyes.

"Hmm. Almost like mine princess, im impressed." His hands carresed her chubby cheeks until he heard murmuring behind them.

Of course. Even with his disguise, that were people whose were going to mutter, say bad things... he lost count on how many times Emika had been bullied because her quirk was similiar with the most cruel and wanted villain....

And much to his dismay, Emika didn't take that... very well.

"WHAT ARE YOU WHISPERING ABOUT?! LEAVE US ALONE!" the little girl shouted and the adults only scoffed, picking up their kids and getting out of the park.

"You're going to scare off anyone with that attitude of yours princess." He muttered while carresing her red hair and picking her up as she scoffed.

"They cant say bad things about MY dada!" He smiled at the little girl and sighed.

"Yeah yeah, just lets get out of here before you burn things down."

"Thats something you would do!" She poked his scarred cheek. "Ne ne dada? We gonna visit mama right? I want to bring flowers to her this time!"

His eyes dropped at the ground as his feet carried them to the cemetery...

"We can arrange that."

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"Mama was so pretty!!!" Emika squealed as Spinner and Toga showed her some photos as Dabi stared holes into their skulls.

Is not that he didn't wanted his daughter to forget or to not know about her mother... but it was painfull enough to have a father as a villain, now being a mother orphan was just more harder.

Emika couldn't go to school without being recognized as Dabi's daughter. So he brought himself the task to teach her things , being thankfull to his past self that he had studied enough.

"Yeah and she was strong as fuck too according to your dad there." Spinner grinned, showing a picture of you pinning down a hero on the middle of the street.

"Emika-chan, despite not meeting (Y/n) you look so much like her!" Toga beamed with a smile, fangs showing and the little girl giggling when Dabi just yanked her away from the two.

"Naaaaaa dada no bed time!" She squirmed as he carried her to now the comfortable room the league gotten ever since the incident with Shigaraki and Redestro.

"Dont complain or else Im going to take away your toy." He grumbled as the girl gasped and pouted at him much like you would do.

"You wouldn't!" She defies him with a cheeky smile although while settling down on the bed she shared with him.

"Try me." He smirked with a atched eyebrow making her laugh.

Some time passed and Dabi watched as the eyelids of Emika slowly dropped until she called him softly.

"This place we are now... we gonna stay or are the bad man breaking it and we have to move again?" His heart clenched.. she still had the memories when the league had captured that blonde kid and the heroes busted the bar...

With her own view, she saw the villains as the good and normal people despite Toga being a crazy assasin that loved drinking blood, Shigaraki a men that only wanted to destriy the world, Twice a bipolar man and the list goes on...

Emika saw the villains as good people, and the heroes as bad ones... after all, after she found out on her own that her mother died not because of childbirth, but because of a hero that accidentally killed her with a much too strong attack... and only because she wanted to protect the baby on her arms at that time.

So much blood dropped from his eyes... some even dropping on your lifeless body and on the crying baby he soon noticed that thankfully was alive.

He would never forget whem he craddled the baby on his arms and sobbed deyly as his child wailed at not having the warmth of her mother anymore.

Things were tough until they found the league of villains and had at peast a place to crash.

Emika was now soudly asleep as he sighed and brushed his hair.

"When the heroes come to us... I will make sure yoi stay outta of the mess Emika. But you will not like to know the truth about our origins..." he muttered as a scarred hand brushed her bangs and smirked when she nuzzled on his hand... reminding him of how you would nuzzle on him on cold nights...

"Time to sleep off huh? The more we sleep, the pess we have to face the reality." He muttered before laying down and bringing her close to his chest.

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"Dada..." she whimpered as fat tears fell feom her turquoise eyes as she tremblingly holded the box of paper towels, helping him clean off the blood from his stapples as he took a final look on the mirror, his white hair finally at show for the first time in so many years.

"Hey," he crouched down and made his best to not wince "I'm fine. Daddy is used to this by now and-"

"bUT I'M NOT!" she yelled and punched his chest with her tiny fist as he frowned and holded her as she sobbed on his chest.

"...Is it true..?" He looked down at the tuff of red hair on his chest "That uncle Twice is not coming back..? That.. T-That grandpa did this to you..m that we are from the family of E-Endeavour?"

He frowned and wiped her tears away as she holded his wrist while sobbing at the loss of Twice, whose always played and made silly faces with her on spare times.

"Yeah... Im sorry for not telling you... but I thought that... Me and your mother actually decided that Emika (L/n) was better than puttingnon a fake and... well, not right name on yours."

"... which hero... killed... mama..?" His heart stopped... should he reaally tell her? She was only a baby of five years.. five fucking years... he was already damaged by society, but her was just a little flower growing...

"Princess.. I-"

"Who?!" She sobbed as his eyes dropped, a heavy sigh as he dinally sit down on the edge of the sofa as he put his hand on his face as the other helped her sit on his lap.

"... your grandpa."

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Emika cried heraelf to sleep that night. Wailing that she hated the heroes, that she hated Endeavour, that she hated him for not telling her the truth for so long, that she hated having fo be a Todoroki.

Each word was a spike to his chest as he tried and eventually succeed on calming her down enough, from harsh sobs and eails to soft sniffles and the rest of the tears she had to sheed.

He hugged her just a bit tighter that night as one drop of blood fell from his eyes.

"I thought I could do it (Y/n)... I fucking promised you... but... fuck." He bited his bottom scarred lips to contain a whimper "Everything is just the worst now... why did you have to be so goddamn stubborn and risk your life dammit..."

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"Is your fourth bowl of ice cream ya know?" Dabi muttered from his place on the miserable yet comfy apartment you two shared as you stared back at him with a spoonfull of your favorite ice cream on hand close to your mouth.

"I have the right. I'm pregnant. Leave me be." You made a show of putting the spoon on your mouth and moaning out loud as Dabi shooked his head in dismay before taking a place on your side ofbthe couxh before you two cringed at the sounds of the old mobile almost creaking.

"We need to got money to find a new couch." You muttered horrified, just apmost ending all of your money on baby supplies and clothes.

"Or I can just steal one." He smirked at the slight slap you gave to him.

"And have shitty heroes coming our way later? Nu uh mister... maybe just rob a bank though." You muttered before both of you chuckled as you laid your head on his shoulder as he subconsciously placed his hand on the sweel of your stomach and felt a kick already.

"She is going to be a daddy's girl. Im so sure of it." You giggled as he arched an eyebrow.

"How cam you say this already? We dont even know if it is a girl of a boy doll."

"I know is a girl. I just know it. And she has already a favorite parent." You carresed your belly just besides where Dabi's hand was layed on.

"You're exaggerating." He chuckled as he felt another kick "They are going to be a nasty oen though, they kick alot."

"She kicks a lot when your nearby or talking to her. Just like I said, a daddy's girl." You smiled sweetly at him and he never felt so happy...

He looked at your lips for a second as you narrowed your eyes playfully at him before your lips almost touched-

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He woke up with a hand tapping on his cheek and soon saw his daughter looking down at him with a pout.

"Can we go walk?" She almost whimpered as he could only stare and slowly nod as he caught his disguise and a very own for her.

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She clunged to the black bunny plushie as she walked with pinks connected to him as he stated down at her in worry until she gasped at a convenience store.

"Dada! Snickers!" She pointed as he smiled at seeing a bit of bright on her eyes once again.

"How about we get some, eh?" She nodded with a small smile and soon followed her dad inside.

While she waited for Dabi to get the snacks and pay for them, for once, she gasped when a purple haired boy at the same age as her bumped accidentaly to her making her plushie drop.

"Hey!" She called out with tears on her eyes, being emotionally damaged enough for those past days.

"I'm sorry." The boy said immediatly, kneeling and grabbing the plushie to hand it to her "Its yours?" He tilted his head as Emika grabbed immediatly.

"Of course it was! It was with me until you bunped on me!" Emika slowly dropped her tone of voice at seeing how the purple haired boy seemed genuily sorry as he aproached and bowed once again.

"Sorry, I just am here to grab some medice and a chocolate for my mom and dad. They're both sick and they dont know i went out so I needed to hurry." He smiled as Emika soon dropped slowly her guard down as she muttered.

"Is okay... is just that bunny is speacial to me."

"I can see why. Your mama gave it to you right." Her turquoise eyes widened as she frowned her eyebrows at the boy.

"Kinda of..?" She clinged to the toy "Why do you that?"

He closed his eyes with a tiny giggle.

"Well, she told me as soon as you started to tear up. She is always by your side aparently." Emika eyes darkned and she let go of one hand of the plushie to heat up her hand.

"Say that one more time. I dare you. My mama is not here." She almost cried until the purple boy touched her forehead with two fingers and soon she was not more in the grocery store, but in a blank space.

"HEY YOU!" she shouted "THIS IS NOT FUNNY LET OUT YOU FUCK-"

"Geez, daddy did not spare you of curse words then?" She froze and looked behind her and saw the sane woman Dabi showed photos of and was compared whenever she was laughing or making a trick on others.

She froze for a bit before silently tears started to fall and she hiccupped for a bit before dropping her bunny and running to you as you hugged her tightly.

"Mama! I cant believe-! Is you-! I-I-" she hicupped as you wiped her tears with your thumb and let some of your own fall.

"You're take so much of your dada im so happy... My little girl is just so beautiful..." you whispered as she sobbed while wiping her tears with her sleeve.

"D-Dada!" She gasped before smiling widely and grabbing your sleeve "Dada needs to see this! Mama he misses you a lot he need to see yo-"

"Im sorry princess..." you grabbed her cheek softly "I wanted to see your daddy just as much, but I cant...." her face fell a bit but soon nodded while playing with your fingers and hair.

"Mama? Why did you do it?" You hummed as she looked up hesitantly "Why did youbleave dad? Why... you took.. Endeavour attack..?" She asked sadly as you furrowed your eyebrows but soon closed your eyes and smiled.

"Emika... the day you were born was the day I was gone as well... but when I saw your grandpa recognizing me as a villain and blasted an attack close to where you were... I just had to. I had to protect the feuit of love that me and your father made..." you smiled sadly as she sniffed.

"But you arent with us..." she almost sobbed until you made her look up.

"Emika... Im so sorry for the loneliness you had to endure... the pain... that was the only dowside of the decision I made. My swest little girl..." you cuppex her cheek and wiped a tear "Thank you for letting me be your mother, and Touya for being your father..."

You touched your forehead with her as she noticed your body was slowly turning to tiny hints of lights and fireflies.

"Mama..?" She looked at you crying softly as you kissed her forehead.

"Emika, evertime you see a star in the dark sky it will be me watching over you and your dada... and please understand one thing," you got away from her as your hair floated majestically "Dying for you, was a noble sacrifice I did for love..."

She widened her eyes as she grabbed your hands as you giggled at her expression.

"Say to dada Im watching him too, and that loving him were the happier moments I spend... I love him and always will...after all, he is my canolli, dead or not, okay?"

The littpe girl gasped and looked at the place she was, the grocery store and the boy from earlier retracting his hand with a unsure littpe smile.

"It was your quirk... you... you made me talk with my mama." She says outstruck as the boy giggled but soon gasped at looking the time.

"I have to go! But I hope we meet again." He ran to the door with the bags before looking one more time behind to her "Call me Akira! See you soon Emika-chan!"

She stood there in complete shook before brushing her fingers on the tingling spot you had kissed on her forehead before smiling widely and giggling before knocking her daddy's leg as he grunted.

"Emika what the-"

"Mama is watching us!" She bounced up and down as he atood with a 'what the fuck' expression.

"What the hell Emika?" He grabbed the packs and carried her as he walked on the street.

"Mama said your name is Touya dada! Which I found strange at first but anyway! She kissed my forehead! Hugged me and said how much she loves me and you and is watching us! She is a star dada! A star!!"

His eyes widened. Emika didn't hear his speech to Endeavour. Emika didn't know his real name was Touya instead of Dabi as the league called him... so she was not imagining neither making things up.

"..so you saw mama?" She giggled and nodded while boucing on his arms. "... did she say something else?" He asked hopefully and she smiled widely as much as you would do.

"She said loving you was the most happier she got! And that your are her canolli forever!"

His steps faltered and almost that he dropped his daughter as his eyes widened... only you knew that god for saken nickname you gaved to him...

"Dada?" His daughter words and hands on his cheeks made him ho back to reality as he saw the blood on his little girl's fingers and worried expression "Are you crying..? Dada?"

"Heh..." he wiped with one thumb the blood before smilling at her and continuing walking "Nah. Must be one of my staples..." he stared up as his daughter rested her face on his neck. "Mama is a star then?"

"Ya.." she yawned "Watching us... I bet she is that one." The little girl pointed at the shiniest star on the sku as Dabi smiled...

"Yeah... I also bet on that one."

[shozaii]

omg I love love your writing 🥺 but can I request todoroki and Shinsou whos a workaholic

(a/n): hello anon! thank you so much😭😭💜💜💜 now from what i understand here is that both todo and shinsou are workaholics and how does s/o deal with them. i hope this matches your request!! ❤❤

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workaholics

pairings: shinsou x reader, todoroki x reader

warnings:none!

shinsou

oh boyy he is a workaholic indeed

it just happens. hero work is something very essential to him, and he's gonna do everything he can to get it done. let it be patrol or paperwork( if there were any )

once he begged his s/o to go to bed earlier, because he wasn't gonna make it back home early. which was fine by them because they had some work to do.

he loved that they were so understanding, and tried to ensure this 'coming back home late' was not a habit.

so this time it was paperwork.

somehow he forgot that there was a whole world waiting for him outside.

he finished the last few words and laid back on his chair only to realize....

crap

it was 2am.

and it wasnt like his colleagues didn't remind him like thousands of times. "take a break shinsou!" or "don't stress out!"

"crap crap crap," he packed everything up as fast as he could, speeding for the door.

his adrenaline was like fire at that moment; he had no idea what was in his mind but the only thing that mattered right now was you and only you.

meanwhile, you were in the living room, half asleep. the lamp next the couch was dimly lit, as you didn't want to strain your eyes.

he burst the door open, panting heavily. that jolted you awake

"toshi! there you are! i texted you. wasn't in need for a reply but.... i sure didn't expect this."

"what about you? i thought-"

"i was pretty confident you'd still work all night long so i decided to wait for you."

"im so sorry, kitten," he walked up towards you, closing the door behind him. he placed both hands on your cheeks, and rested his forehead against yours. "can i make it up to you? my head hurts right now. im so sorry."

"babe, i understand that you have a lot of work. but sometimes you need to take a break. wind down, relax. take a breather. you don't need to apologize, silly."

"i did tell you i wouldn't do it again."

"if you remembered and rushed all the way here, i don't think this should be a serious discussion. now come on. ill run you a hot bath. oh, did you eat?"

his stomach growled so loud.

"what did i tell you?"

he chuckled softly. "to eat."

"alright. no coffee. milk and cookies would do."

"what? but i love coffee."

"i am not giving you caffeine tonight. i know you well toshi. it's only going to allow you to work."

"milk and cookies it is."

literally tried mixing caffeine into his milk but you slapped his hand away.

he looked so relaxed in his bath, you felt so happy

once he was done, you brought him to bed. he laid his head on your chest, and you wrapped your arms around him, keeping his secure.

yup, you also made sure he slept first.

"i dont want this to end," he slurred before dozing off.

and neither did you.

todoroki

now he works really hard.

really hard

and that raised so much concern within you.

because sometimes when he reassures that he was fine, you know he wasn't.

and by that i mean, he overworks. once he did, all the way till 3.

so when he finally gets them done, he looks exhausted.

like he was about to explode (no pun intended)

"i have several procedures next week. call me if i am not back home early. i need to straighten myself up."

"but that would be bothering you."

"okay, so if im not back at home by 2, you call. it wouldn't happen very soon; i just dont want you to get worried."

a little scenario!

he had to head over to his dad's agency and complete a few procedures there

and then he went over to other agencies because he had extra work that he needed to complete

even had to take the train to another city just because they needed him urgently

patrol, patrol and patrol

god, how he wish his s/o was by his side.

"wait, what?" he said to himself, eyes widening.

where was he?

he took the train back to his city, he is in town. what was he doing in the park????

"y/n!!" he screamed, taking off.

he checked the time. it was 1.55.

what was i doing?

he was devastated. all this while he was invested in work that he didn't even think of going home. what would they think of me?

poor baby was so stressed. he told them it couldn't happen.

1.58 and his phone rang.

the caller id read your name.

"y/n?"

he stopped running, only to realize that you were right in front of him.

"shoto? what are you doing here?"

he ran towards you, squishing you into a giant hug. "oh god, y/n. i'd have to ask you the same thing."

"oh, i was about to head to the convenience store. wanted to get your favorite snacks. i called two minutes earlier," you chuckled. "are you okay?"

he was silent. he breathed out a huge sigh, burying his face further into your jacket. "better than ever."

"you need a break, sho. why were you in the park?"

"i have no idea. but right now, all i want is to go home. lay down with you. take a few days off."

"coming from the main man himself. you're going to have to rest a lot, mister."

"im sorry, y/n."

"i love you, shoto. let's go wish your old habits goodbye."

[signifiedmonkey-blog]

Signified Monkey

The Signified Monkey The signified monkey was hanging around on his tree one day, when he saw his friend Bruh Rabbit.. he decided to play.. it was a game calleed 'dozens', that he'd learned long ago, and he would play with anyone, except the ape- BoBo "HEY RABBIT", he called getting the rabits attention! Where's your mama? He asked," Dont worry about where she's at." The rabbit answered as he turned to bounce away.  But, before Bruh Rabbit could leave, he heard the monkey say: "Lil Ole Nigga-in your hole you may go, an come out hiding in the grass". But your mama better not let one more day go by without my money, or else I'ma put my foot up one of Y'all hairy ass"! But Mr. Monkey, my mama don't owe you no money! The Rabbit said, ready to fight. "Who said she don't? After all this dick I blessed her with last friday night! That dumb bitch knew she had to pay her way. And I need my motha-fuckin-money, in the worst way" "Well", said Bruh Rabbit,"If she owe you money, you know where to go". "Where"? The monkey asked.  "Where shall i go"? Go ask the Ape, the one called "BoBo".. and with that the rabbit bounced away. "Oh" said the monkey. "That's how you want to play"? So the good sister rabbit was eating ape BoBo's dick today...But the signified monkey was far from thru, he realized that there was only one thing left to do... He searched his tree until he found the longest vine, then he swung around until he saw that rabit's behind. On it in a flash, he whipped the young rabbit's ass! "Y'All gone get my money, like I said, today! Or both of y'all going to have hell to pay"! They heard  something coming, so quickly they split, in a hole shot the rabbit, and up a tree the monkey went..... After the monkey looked back, from making his escape, out of the bush came 'BoBo' the ape! "Hey monkey"! He yelled..." I see you looking from far away, bring your happy ass closer, to hear what I got to say"! So down a few limbs the monkey made his way, wondering what the fuck-was on the Ape's mind today...'Muthafucka, I was in the bush today, and heard what you said"! " I'm going to say this once, before I cave in your head. That rabbit you're hunting, belong's to me. So if you touch a hair on her ass, I'm climbing that tree...now, step out here bitch", the Ape yelled in the busch, out stepped a pretty brown rabbit, with a white patch on her tush... "Tell this monkey what you got to say, so he'll know to stay out my mutha-fuckin-way"! "Mister monkey, last friday you were definetly a pleasure to me, you didn't hesitate when I invited you 'out of your tree'!  Down in a flash, you came, and then you were thru, and somehow slipped in, 'that I now owed you'! So you better listen to what my ape has to say, becasue I dont owe you shit nigga, so stay out of our way"..... The signified monkey had taken all that he could stand, it was time to stand up, like a 'natural born man'! "You dirty bitch you're making me sick aint no way in hell, you thought I served you free dick! For many-a-years, I swung on this vine, drinking my wine and passing the time... and throughout those years, when I came out of my tree, to serve this dick, it was never for free!.... So run quick bitch, and far as you can go, run even-to this nigga "BoBo"! "Your hairy ass gone come off my cash, just watch and see. You aint fucking with a squirrel, I'm the 'SIG-NI-FIED MONKEY"! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Came the thunderous sound of BoBo the Ape beating his chest, which made the monkey pause, like all the rest of the jungle crowd. "Monkey", The ape yelled, Boom Boom while beating his chest again, 'If you fuck with me, there's no way you can win"! "Your face may shine, and your teeth my grit, on your ass I'm going, the first chance I get!! Lil ole nigga, I warned you to stay out of my way, but you went and let your mouth write a check, for your ass to pay"! So run punk run, cause here I come, It's time for your ass to pay, for what your mouth has done...." Up the tree the ape came, from limb to limb he swung, calling the monkey's name... But even faster and quicker, the monkey would flee, he swung around until the ape got tired and climbed off the tree... "Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha"! Came the monkeys laugh from far away. 'Hey Ape", he yelled. 'Is that all the price I'll have to pay"? "Because if it is and you're through, I've got some helluva news for you!" Here the monkey paused and looked down at the ape, who was catching his breath, with a "mask on his face"! "Silly ass Nigga, what's gotten into you? That you'd threaten a playa, behind a nasty bitch with mud on her shoes"? "But since you chose to do it this way, It's time for 'your muthafuckin ass' to hear what I have to say". Down a few limbs came the monkey towards "BoBo" There were a few things he just had to let him know.... "Nigga, in these trees I've never had to run, because of a problem behind a bitch, who owed me, 'for cum'... Now your dumb ass sitting there without breath, about to choke, 'ha, ha, ha' .. the monkey laughed, hanging from a limb .. that suddenly broke! The Ape Bobo, had nothing to say, but he proimsed himself he'd catch that monkey one day. So, when the monkey fell, not far from his feet, he gave that monkey what he'd promised,  An "ass that was beat"! "Slap..slap...slap..kick.." a body slam on the head, he beat the monkey so good, he thought he'd 'beat him dead'! Lying there unconscious, with half his head caved in, the Signified Monkey 'desperately' needed a friend... Someone who could do something with the Ape BoBo, and here came his partner, from long ago.. "Hey ape"! yelled the partner, recognizing his friend, "If you hit him again, in your business-I'm In"!  BoBo the Ape turned around, ready to fight, because surely no on in this jungle would challenge his might.. What he say, made his scared, here stood a beast, with a 'crown on his head' "Back away" his mind tried to say, but who the fuck was 'this lion' to order him this way? The ape beat his chest "Boom, Boom, Boom...Boom" and told the lion, he wasn't leaving anytime soon! "Ok, Mr. Ape, before I give you what you surely won't like, let me explain to you how me and this monkey got so tight".... By then the monkey had 'come-to in a daze', So he heard every word the lion had to say.. "Me and this monkey go back to when, fucking bitches for money, was a helluva sin.. he was called SIG-NI-FIED, an I became Bruh Lion, I would fuck as many on the ground-as he could from his vine..... Then came the day when I served this 'good dick' to his wife....she loved it so much she walked out of his life... I had to 'stomp on his ass, for many-a-day, but 'still' I felt bad, for treating him in such a way. He feel in love with wine around this time, and still I 'dicked his wife', as if she was mine.... Then one day I was in a 'compromising way', so I left this side of the jungle, for only him to play..." "But then thank god, I came back just in time, to kick 'your' ass, for disobeying an order of mine"!... Their battle was hard an fierce, but in the end the ape was dealt with.. "BoBo the Ape" limped away that day, he knew it 'just wasn't his day', so he had nothing else to say.. the lion let out a ferocious growl, "Chump-never again will you hear an order of mine you won't obey"! After saying that he turned to 'signified' who'd made his way up a tree, a pile of 'shit' was thrown in his eyes, and he couldn't see.. now it was he who had little to say, he just 'couldn't believe the monkey would act this way' "You punk-muthafucka",  growled the lion, gettin the shit out of his eye. "I saved you from that ape, but for 'this shit' you're gonna die"! The signified monkey sat there with a devilish grin, then he grabbed some more shit, and hit the lion again!...... "Muthafucka" "Shut up bitch", the monkey yelled, "Take it like a man"! "Take all the shit I can chunk at you like a man if you can! I heard all that bullshit you told the ape, you lying ass lion! You're no better than a low down snake! Not once did you mention your big booty mama, Ms. Lyons. I did you a favor for fucking her for free, and right behind my back, you couldn't wait to betray me! And you didn't leave this end of the jungle, cause you wanted to be free, you left because that's what your mama asked you to do, because I had cut off her blessings, and as long as you were around, it was my 'dick' she was missing!..... Now I suppose you're back because you heard my dick keeps her broke"  "Cuz Bruh Lion, she's paying for every stroke"! "Shut up monkey, or-on your ass I'm gonna get"! "Fuck you Lion, cause you dont know who your fucking with"! Back and forth they went, spending their time, on the ground was the lion, and the monkey from a vine... as time went on, they went back to their old tricks, while enjoying the fruits of "selling their dicks"! But suddenly, tired of the hassle, and tired of the rumble, the monkey sent word throughout the jungle...that he would be retiring his dick "by the end of the year", but before he did, there was something he wanted them all to hear.... So, on the chosen day they alll came, many didn't know 'signified' personally, but had heard so much of his name.... Bruh Lion, Bruh Rabbit an BoBo the Ape, were among the many animals, birds and snakes, there on this special day... from high on his limb, the monkey "Addressed the crowd", and since 'so many had come', he had to speak loud... "For all you bitches and hoes, I just want you to know, I'm keeping my dick in my pants, so don't ask for no mo!! I've been in these trees many-many days, telling my lies in my 'sig-ni-fied' way! I've drank the 'good water', and smoked the 'good herb', an tried teaching niggaz the good lies, from my sig-ni-fied proverb...." Here he paused and looked out over the jungle's crowd not satisfied with what he saw, he kept on talking loud.... "Most of you niggaz are full of envy", the monkey grabbed his dick and said, "Of this pleasure pole, that I've served to many... and to all of y'all who I served their wife, fear no more, cause I am out of this life...." "My only regret was how I've treated Bruh Lion, behind a two timing' bitch, I once thought was mine... when I should've tipped my hat, to him, for taming that cat!"... And then he said.... "Now before I go, I just want you all to remember, that I was the Sig-ni-fied monkey, from the first of January to the 31st of December.. I played by the rules "I" created and had my way, every-single-muthafucking day! " Then, like a flash, he went up his tree, leaving behind everybody wanting more, of the Sig-ni-fied monkey!!