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meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Gyro, there’s a cat sendin’ us mail.

Cats don’t know how to write! At least, last time I checked.

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Johnny! How were those dates with gyro? He mentioned something about them.

Well, he took me to the restaurant we went to during the race for one date, but it wasn’t like I’d hoped. He was just stuffin’ his face full of steak the entire time. I have a feelin’ he just wanted to go back there and he needed an excuse to..

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Hi johnny

Back to this again…

*Long sigh.*

Hi. What do you want?

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Gyro, has johnny ever told you about what happened to his rat friend, danny? What happened was a real tragedy and i really want to punch his dad in the face with knuckle dusters, but i don't wanna go to jail.

Yeah, he mentioned the rat briefly. He said something about the rat coming back, but then he kind of trailed off. It makes me think his dad did somethin’. I want to punch his dad, too. I don’t give a damn about jail. Too bad Johnny doesn’t want me to meet his old man.

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Important question.

For Gyro only. Johnny if you're seeing this and keep reading, you're giving Gyro permission to spill your deepest secrets. Now look away. LOOK AWAY JOHNNY THIS IS FOR GYRO!!! Ok. Good.

Ahem. Gyro, if Johnny could get pregnant under some sort of magic, would you want to have a kid with him? (Assuming he also wants one.)

I'll walk myself out

Okay, okay! Dang, I ain’t listenin’…

*Johnny leaves.*

What the HELL?! What kind of question is that?! I mean, I don’t—

Why would I—

That’s—

I mean…the Zeppeli family’s spin technique has to continue, doesn’t it?

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Yo Johnny boy, ya read books?

I don’t. They’re usually too boring for me. Sometimes Gyro reads books, and then he tries to get me to read the books he finishes, but he reads those crappy romance books. It’s a total waste of time.

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It's good to have you back!

It’s good to be back! Johnny isn’t as excited as me, though. Probably because of that ‘Mister Silly’ guy.

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Johnny, is Diego shorter than you? I'm pretty sure when you stand that shortie would be shorter than you, right? Right?

I haven’t paid that much attention…but I’m pretty sure I am taller than Diego. He’s really short for a guy, and I’m pretty average.

When Gyro makes fun of him, it makes me grin.

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Are you two still answering asks?

Yeah! We just…forgot…about answering them…

Also, Johnny and I have been on a few dates!

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Johnny would you ever consider having a pet again? Other then slow dancer I mean. Like a rat or Guinea pigs? I think you’d like ferrets

Gyro have you ever had a pet?

I dunno, I’ve thought about it… I dunno what a ferret is, but I really want a dog. I wasn’t allowed to have dogs growing up.

Uh, no…I haven’t. I wasn’t ever allowed to own any pets under any circumstances.

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Why you hate Hot Pants sm??

I don’t hate Hot Pants. I don’t have an opinion on them at all, really. Gyro’s the one with a problem.

Hot Pants was gonna hang me for some law I didn’t even know existed! Then they were talking about how they wanted to team up— Hot Pants is just a really weird person! I can recount more times they acted weird, but I…just don’t feel like it!

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What is love?

It’s…kinda like a—

BABY DON’T HURT MEE! DON’T HURT ME, NO MORE!!

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This question is for gyro only, Johnny jingle jingle go look at your horse she’s getting into your bag jingle jingle.

Okay now that he’s hopefully gone, gyro you’ve talked at least twice about how you feel like Johnny is going to fall madly in love with you but id like to know. Are you in love with him then? You haven’t said you’re feeling directly on the matter so I was curious

Wait, I thought it was obvious I loved him back! I really do love Johnny, and I ain’t afraid to admit it. He’s the first person I’ve ever connected with on such a deep level.

I’m not one to be so sappy, but…a perfect night sounds like me and Johnny laying in a field and looking at the stars together until we fall asleep to the crickets.

Is that a good enough answer? Because I won’t repeat that mushy crap.

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Sin, schmin! It's not like everyone else is pure. Do they mix fabrics? Each shellfish? Cut their hair? Modify their bodies? Everyone sins. Being gay is how you were born, it's biological. And how can biology be a sin if god created us in his own image? Embrace the rainbow, friends!

Damnit, what if I just don’t wanna say that I’m gay?! Good Lord, I just wanna keep that to myself!

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How's the race going?

Well, we aren’t in the race anymore. Neither of us won, even though we tried. Kinda got distracted with killin’ the president. Need I say how it went?

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It's ok to be gay! Come out of the closet and sashay away!

✨️🏳️‍🌈✨️🏳️‍🌈✨️🏳️‍🌈✨️🏳️‍🌈✨️

Ain’t bein’ gay, like, a sin or somethin’? Not that I care. Just sayin’.

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Name one girl you've dated Johnny.

….Francine..Uh, Francine Dubois. She was…French.