#(but you’re fucking hilarious)

[aria-greenhoodie]

You see, @localcanadiancryptid22, I’m a motherfucker who LOVES drama, so I fw anything that can create that.

I’m normal. Btw. In case you were wondering.

[phoenixkaptain]

I love the relationship between Ra’s and Tim in the Red Robin run because it reads fundamentally as an unrequited crush. Between an old man who is so rich he will never spend all his wealth, a man who is considered to be charming in the same way a snake is, a man who is more powerful than the majority of other villains just on the strength of his legacy alone.

And.

A seventeen-year-old boy who has not slept in three days since the last time someone drugged him, has not showered in three weeks unless you count being thrown into a river, has not cleaned his room since he was three and his parents still payed attention to him.

And when I tell you which one has the crush on the other, that’s it, that’s the ultimate punchline, DC may never reach these peaks of comedy ever again.

[telesilla]

Not gonna go out on this limb on a 25k post, but maybe it’s okay that kids today don’t know as much about using an actual computer as we do/did? Is it useful knowledge? Of course it is. So is using a sewing machine or being able to rebuild your VW with a copy of that one book every VW driver used to have. That’s not the right question—most practical knowledge is useful after all. The question should be “is it relevant to the way people live right now.” “How to Keep Your VW Alive” is a timeless fucking classic; my ex and I kept our copy long after he sold his VW. But I’m not buying a copy now because it won’t exactly help me keep my VW ID4 on the road.

And it’s funny, because I tend to read along with those posts and nod my head, because back in my day we HAD to know all that computer stuff. And then for some reason today, I remembered a conversation my mom and I had with my grandma in the mid 70s when I was a teenager. Grandma made my mom’s wedding dress. She worked at a department store doing alterations on foundation wear, which if you look at 1950s foundation wear, you’ll realize was both necessary and difficult. So she was shocked when I said most of my friends didn’t know their way around a sewing machine. “But how do you make sure your clothes fit?!” Well, Grandma, people don’t wear heavy foundation wear any more and clothes don’t need to be as tailored as they did back in the day—it’s 1975 and the only alterations I need to do is hemming my flares so they just touch the floor when I’m wearing platforms.

Now you can back up and look at the broader picture, the one that says, but your car should be repairable by you as long as you have clear instructions, and you should be able to alter your clothes or make your own, and yes, you should know how to organize the files on the desktop of your laptop. But the fact that for the most part it’s become easier and easier to just not do those things (if they can be done at all) isn’t exactly the fault of Kids Today. And it’s certainly not meeting them where they are or even trying to understand why they feel they don’t need that knowledge if, instead of looking at why they don’t have it and maybe even don’t need it, you just decry their lack of the Deep Wisdom.

[infestissu]

I have no idea who this is, but, Hunter, you’re the realest out there .

[tallmadgeandtea]

[xdreamie]

yeah we have to spare georges mom from the uk explosion 😭

[toastcryptid]

Yeah Twitter is a hellscape but there is some true comedic gold coming out of its death throes

[jewishbarbies]

April is sexual assault awareness month and I’m already seeing a lot of “hoops your rapist dies” tweets and yeah i hope hamas dies, too. thanks.

[jasontoddenthusiastt]

Imo Jason is “irredeemable” by default because I don’t see what he needs redemption from.

[novelconcepts]

There is something so fucking incredible about the idea that almost no one has seen the Yellowjackets in two decades. They’re ethereal. They’re phantoms. They’re a story. These girls, fucking champions, fell out of the sky. Their plane just obliterated. Half of them dead. The rest refuse to talk about any of it. Utterly uninterested in showing their faces. Sure, some of them live nearby, but you wouldn’t know it for how few fucks they seem to give.

And then four of them just roll up to the class reunion looking hot as fuck, like it’s absolutely nothing. Walking in as a team. Still not going to tell you a single detail. Still not interested in speaking to any of you. Doing shots together and ignoring your bullshit. Regina George, eat your fucking heart out.

[yorshie]

My sister-in-law got me drunk and now all I can think about is how the turtles would react to a drunk reader like how would care for them who would be made im SPIRALING

[ssreeder]

I'm picturing liab Sokka and/or Zuko somehow ending up in that one "Avatar's Day" prison with the "hey ur smart and cool :)" and "don't be afraid to tell her how you feel 😢" prisoners and they're. In a corner glaring at everyone and the other guys are like "wtf is up with these kids 🥺"

I’m wondering if this is the closest the boys would ever get to therapy haha?

It sounds like these prisoners have some good advice! alright you’ve convinced me anon, the boys gotta go back to prison.

[woundlingus]

Finding out that “lost media” song haunting the internet for years was from an 80s porno instantly inflicted a curse status upon me please for the love of god brain shut up shut up shut up shut up

[angelnumber27]

*he spilled my cup of paint water all over everything idk why I said he spilled watercolors I just woke up girls

I literally walked away for two minutes tops to make coffee and came back to his ass sitting on this water color palette and my painting open after spilling my watercolor water all over it

Look at that face. He knows he did something wrong hahahha

[frnkiebby]

VANILLA. PLS. I DEFINITELY CANT PUT THIS ASK FULLY ON THIS BLOG.

I WOULD HAVE TO REDACT THE SS YOU SENT SO HEAVILY THAT IT’D BE ILLEGIBLE AND EVEN THEN ITS BORDERLINE.

IM CACKLING

EVEN TUMBLR KNOWS LMFAO~🎃

@oddvanilla

[narugen-moved]

found a way to make the new chapter abt my self ship and suddenly life is okay (will still write my mina fic bc hello. fuck you matsumoto)