#(bullying dazai? nah

[mad-hunts]

what's your hotness diagnosis?

person on the train reading a book hot.

you're totally their type. well, you're not. but that's what the passenger across from you is thinking as you sit there, completely oblivious. you're mysterious and serene, and look so natural sitting there on the train they think your feet might be bolted to the floor the way the chairs and safety rails are. you're in your own world, you're reading something with an intriguing title, and without even knowing it, passengers are praying for some reason that you'll look up and ask for their number. you don't, of course. and they don't ask for yours, either. how could they disturb such a peaceful moment? but despite the fact that nothing was said, they managed to fall in love with you for 15 minutes. for the rest of the day they think about what your voice might've sounded like, what your interests might've been, how you might've smiled at them like they were your whole world if they'd managed to make you feel that way. you have that effect on people, in case you didn't know.

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[mika1294]

Idea ✨

Okay, hear me out- G/T Dazai and Chuuya.

Human Dazai being his normal self in the ADA, and borrower Chuuya. Idk how to make a plot for them, a idea of how they meet, I'm just simply thinking of them being frenemies?

The constant bullying they would do to each other while also just comfortable around themselves, like a bully/comfort trope. And Dazai just making fun of his size as he always does, calling him the same names. Then Chuuya just becomes a angry Pomeranian like always.

I don't know what background story to make of this. Just a fun idea I wanted to put out here for whatever else others would think of.

you like it or nah, up to you. Buh bye✨

[evilkaeya]

Nah I can't bully Dazai for dropping the L word a day after meeting Chuuya... I would've done the same if not even faster than him

[windyskiez]

a couple silly things between your blog characters since I've been thinking of them too :>

Chuuya: Mystic is a Menace. absolute menace.

Dazai: wdym, they're really nice? they're silly at times, but we both are :3

Chuuya: ..Are you telling me that you don't get constantly annoyed by them

Dazai: nah , we just cuddle :3

(^ based on how differently i realized i act w/ them sometimes)

Byakko: *stalking Sidera*

Chuuya: ... that's the fucking fox.. temporary alliance to take them down?

Byakko: prrm? (?? I just like scaring them :3)

Sidera: .. what's with this impending sense of doom [fear of felines]

I can actually see that hahaha....

Even when Dazai and Chuuya are in different universes they still fight.

And Byakko enjoys bullying Sidera, so Chuuya manipulates him as revenge.

[multi-mused-menagerie]

nullifiziieren replied to your post:      “ Dazai’s getting bullied ? ”     “ Not my...

“ Rude! ”

     “ I’m not being rude. I’m just being honest. If you don't want to get bullied, maybe you should consider not being an annoyance. ”

[nikolaisfuckingwhore]

bsd x reader (angst?)

prompt: why would bsd characters break up with you?

for : Dazai, Chuuya, Fyodor, Atsushi, Odasaku, Jouno and Ranpo

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Dazai

- this fucking man-whore.. anyway - 'its not you, its me' - figured his job would be too dangerous for you - push you away do avoid heartbreaks, pain and such - would feel guilty for MONTHS if his job accidentally hurt you in any shape and form - HE FLIRTS WITH EVERY WOMAN!???! THIS FUCKING WHORE - shameless. Absolutely shameless - relationship w/ him wont last long if you're a normal civil - anyway yea

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Chuuya

- HES A PART OF A CRIMINAL GANG - again, job is too risky and dangerous - this dude have trust issues, and abandon issues. - literally a killer - ginger - despite being the angry ginger he usually is, he is silently afraid he would get too attached to you. - what else do i put - it just wouldnt work out with you and him - if mori sense that chuuya's loyalty may lie somewhere else, no doubt that shit will murder you right away - his loyalty to the mafia comes first. - like how he was always the 2nd choice, he's unaware that you are his second choice.

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Fyodor

- LITERALLY A TERRORIST MASTERMIND - his work keeps him busy at all times - HES PLANNING TO WIPE OUT EVERY SKILL USERS?!?!?- he's always busy, so affection by this rat wouldnt be frequent- to achieve his goal he can and will kill you- he'll manipulate you into doing things, you'll be nothing more to him than a puppet under his strings- conclusion, he'll just use you like a chess piece. ☆.。.:*·°☆.。.:*·°☆.。.:*·°☆.。.:*·°☆

Atsushi

- he's afraid- afraid he'll hurt you- afraid that one day his tiger would go loose, and he would physically hurt you- constantly feel like he doesn't deserve the affection you give to him- he's a monster, according to him- his job includes killing and fighting- give this boy a hug please- he hates the feeling of loneliness, but he will be lonely for decades if thats the price for your safety- sad

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Odasaku- he's dead- im sorry (not)

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Jouno

- HAVE YOU SEEN HIM!?!??!?!?- HE TORTURES PEOPLE. - THIS DUDE IS HEARTLESS- PLUS HES BLIND but thats not rlly a problem- listen, he'll protect you yes, BUT HE CANT PROTECT YOU FROM HIS CO WORKERS.- now now dont get me wrong, i like him, but if you think he's going to be a caring gentle bf then hunny you are so very off.- THIS MF IS SADISTIC AS FUCK- HE WILL COMPLAIN ABOUT YOU, TEASE YOU AND BULLY YOU EVERY FUCKING SECONDS- tools for justice he said- conclusion : Dont date Jouno unless you wanna get bullied

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Ranpo

- he'd be one annoying bf.- instead of partner, you're more of his servant. Entertainment- he would care for your safety yes (no the fuck he wouldnt show it)- his job is too dangerous, plus this short man doesnt have an ability so he is incapable of protecting you lol- he would get bored of you within a day if he found you to be uninteresting.- like hell nah, red flag- he would rlly be affectionate though- so in conclusion, like what he likes or suffer alone.

[thatstraygurl]

That moment when you really wanna cosplay Dazai but you’re black and um hell no to the idea of being racially bullied. Like nah. Not even going to go there I’ll just sit here thanks. 

[ask-ishirin-kiata]

aw hell nah- top ten reasons why i fucking hate Dazai (updated) 1- hes and entire fucking headache with how his ability works and the side effects HE REFUSES TO LIST on official documents. 2- he substantially fucked up suribachi city by fucking with the sheep 3- hes a headache 4- this

don’t ask why i have access to those kind of files

do you want me to go bully dazai so he leaves you alone-

old mannnnnnnn

hi:)

im actually in a good mood after work and i’m here to A: annoy the fuck out of you or B: pester you into taking care of yourself again

- @ask-ishirin-kiata

I’m in my twenties I’m not old-

and hello, sorry, one of the Dazai’s is trying to convince Oda to break up with me-