#(both are great) Tumblr posts

[luna711m]

“If you see the Blood God in the battlefield, pray that the Angel Of Death isn’t with him.”

Both are deathly but with the two together say hi to Lady Death (For Philza of course)

[help-i-need-a-cool-username]

Good tier: under truth serum Batman talks about his rogues with respect because thats honestly how he thinks

God tier: under truth serum Batman will not shut up about how much he loves his children because he's always thinking about them

[notafagipromise]

why there's so little labrumisu in here??? kabru absolutely could handle two boyfriends

[pinacoladamatata]

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[ae-neon]

The original post was said as a joke so no shade to op, I'm serious please I just wanna curb something before it emerges

Any character can be gay, fuck canon

but pointing at a dude in a faerie smut book and saying "look at the way he talks, look at the fanart, look at his twink body he must be gay" and "people shipping him with a woman are crazy, lol"

when

1) the hack author has described every dude including him as "built like a warrior" and the body diversity is mostly fan made

2) the hack author is very apparently a champion of heteronormativity and gender essentialism (she's homophobic and a misogynist) and the best gay and straight ships are all (so far) also fan made

3) the author was the one who shipped Neris in the first place ??? That's why we got those scenes

4) the implications of slim men being gay while buff ones being straight when one of the beefiest guys in the series (Cassian) is clearly the biggest dick rider

jkjk but I'm not bcz between the two men most shipped with Nesta, only one canonically prefers his male bestie to his female mate and it's not the 'twink' sooo

Like Tamlin is very definitely a big buff dude and canonically so is Rhysand even tho he should be as "twinky" as Eris is seen to be but Tamsand is definitely one of the most popular gay ships in acotar fanon

5) there are other people who also see Eris as gay and ship him with men but don't see him as a twink...

Anyways let's set aside the idea that men who are not coded as contemporarily "masculine" as possible are immediately this or that sexuality

I'm not saying you can't HC Eris as a sassy twink, in fact I love that, but it's still just your HC

You don't need to joke about how people who ship Eris with women are wrong, you can just ship and let ship

This fandom is notoriously dumb and reactionary, we don't need another fan war

[st-hedge]

Nier automata: I’m gonna tell a nuanced story of human struggle through beings u are not supposed to relate but u do thru beautiful writing with the backdrop of ethereal music. The more u see the less u understand but that’s okay cuz there isn’t a single correct interpretation to this story riddled with subtle political messages

Metal gear solid: *takes a break to wipe away sweat after beating u with the hammer of blunt political commentary*

[hauntedfictionland]

When you realise those specific 14 year old ‘sigma’ fans of Oppenheimer are the only ones shitting on Barbie while Barbie fans are cool with both—that's called maturity. Both will be legendary movies.

[kingsleeeee]

They're enjoying a good night's sleep after taking out Kamoshida.

I had to draw Ryuji being loved on for his birthday <3 Happy late birthday to the bestest boy!

[neztune]

One more quick doodle of Hiccup because I had a vague little idea, and can’t get it out of my head jnvdinsijcai

[demolitionblake]

Seeing too many brat Lestat edits and not enough She Wants Revenge Lestat edits

[melusthings]

The show is about as loosely based on the book as the book is based on actual history

[questwithambition]

Life update - 03/06/2023

Summer is here, and I have been soaking up the sun a lot - reading outside, chatting with friends in the park, and eating many many strawberries. The knee recovery is coming along nicely, I even was able to go swimming and do a 30 minute walk! Although I’m currently paying for overdoing it (laying on my bed feeling exhausted), but it’s all part of the process. I’m also in the middle of an internship for the uni which has been so interesting, and preparing for my trip to New York at the end of the month!

[cryinhell]

I'm gonna say it....I'm gonna say it

I like Blake Roman's Angel more than Michael Kovach's...

*runs*

[trivorowo]

Love seeing game dev progress posts on Tumblr cause half the time it's 'I've got a pivotal piece of my game working' and the other half its 'hehe I made a character in a cutscene say fuck'.

[darling-winnie]

Lucerys takes his own eye but Aemond doesn't feeling any satisfaction. He didn't actually think his little Lord Strong would actually do it. Aemond feels concern and horror when his bastard nephew drops to the ground screaming and bloodied.

OR

Aemond was suppose to feel satisfaction after taking Lucerys' eye but he didn't. He couldn't get the feeling of horror to leave him. He wanted to apologize. He wanted to stop the argument from escalating to this. To stop Lucerys from actually agreeing because he wasn't suppose to. This wasn't suppose to happen.

There was too much going on around them and the only thing Aemond could focus on was his nephews face and his own bloodied hands. Because he did this.

[morgana-ren]

If you managed to get Astarion monogamous would be be more demanding of you

I assume you mean sexually, and the answer is: Oh, very.

If he's not allowed to indulge in a wide array of people any longer, you'd best be keeping him satisfied, and he has some.. debauched whims.

It's part of being eternal. Eventually, you get bored and get a little... experimental. You start wanting to experience things you haven't felt before and you have to ramp it up and up and up until you're doing some very strange things and 'vanilla' is a concept of the past.

I assume the man already has some strange sexual tastes, so you'd best get comfortable being in some very degrading positions and judging from what he says, being pretty voyeuristic about it. Unfortunately, ascended Astarion very much continues the cycle of abuse, so that's likely the very point of it all, as well.

Just being as domineering as he is, it's likely going to be some perverse, humiliating stuff so uh... strap in.