#(bby bowl boi was literally me)

[ohmaggies]

it's my oc's birthday today and i'm allowed to laugh at what a dumbass he is so here are some of my favourite lines of dialogue i've written for him over the past seven and a half yrs ❤️

[wordswhisperinthedark]

ASKFHDGDLAJ THE BAKUTEN!! MOVIE😍❤️😭

[kitchenisking]

Sterek Fic Rec

Second night of chunnuka!

As it Should Be by KuroKitty (HaleYes) - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 7,240, sterek)

Stiles comes home from his 18th birthday party at the bowling alley to find a surprise waiting for him in his room.

Or, the one where Derek has no chill.

Daddy. by Krose_16 - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 1,430, sterek)

Stiles smells like someone else. A certain alpha doesn't like it.

Daddy's Boy by Snare - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 2,822, sterek)

Stiles has been blushing around him all week, sputtering and cheeks going red. It’s only after a pack meeting when Derek finally sees the soft pink lace peaking out from under his waistband.

you're still you by EvanesDust - (Rating: T, Words: 7,292, sterek)

[excerpt] Stiles takes a deep breath and follows the pull of their bond to the kitchen. He stops short when he sees Derek sitting at the table. His brows are furrowed with worry and his eyes are closed. But that’s not what makes Stiles’s heart skips a beat.

No, it’s the fact that Derek, his thirty-two-year-old husband, looks half his age now. As in literally half his age. There’s no way that the man sitting in front of him is older than sixteen.

“What the fuck?” Stiles blurts out, and Derek’s eyes shoot open, the chair clattering back as he stands as if Stiles surprised him. And that just goes to show that something is seriously wrong because Stiles has only ever been able to do that when Derek’s stressed and lost in thought. “What the hell happened?”

…or the murder husbands fic that’s mostly sweet while bby Derek takes care of his pregnant mate.

Neither Here Nor There by FelOllie - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 7,083, sterek)

"Yeah." Stiles ran a hand through hair he hadn't washed in days, not since he'd come home from his dad's to find the loft littered with shotgun shells, black blood staining the floor and the heavy scent of wolfsbane cloyingly thick in the air, with Derek nowhere to be found. "We'll get him back. But..."

"What?" Scott asked, crossing the floor to stand before Stiles, lifting a comforting hand to his best friend's shoulder.

Stiles met Scott's eyes, his own orbs glittering with terrified tears. "What if he's just ash by then?"

Bright by thedevilyousay  - (Rating: Not Rated, Words: 4,102, sterek)

"The strongest warlock in all the land uses his power to constantly kidnap the princess. Most people believe it’s because he’s in love with her, but they have it all wrong. He’s in love with the knight who always comes to save her."

or

Allison finally lets out all the air that’s been trapped in her lungs to giggle, a noise she quickly tries to cover with her hand. This is all too much though, honestly. Stiles isn’t even dressed, Derek has no idea that the mage only does this to see him, and she suddenly can’t remember if she took the kettle off the fire in Stiles kitchen before walking out here to greet her Knight. She tries to gather herself before she speaks.

Nothing Gory Means No Glory (but baby please don't bore me) by DefNotForWork - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 13,537, sterek)

“I don’t like them touching you,” he rumbled. “I don’t want anyone else touching you.” He leaned forward, and Stiles’ eyes went wide, thinking for one crazy second that the wolf might be leaning in for a kiss. He stood, frozen in place as Derek pressed in close, chest to chest, dragging his nose and then his stubbly cheek against the corner of Stiles’ slack, shocked mouth, down over his jaw and then to his neck. Stiles recognized it as scenting, but damn did it feel like so much more.

Or

Stiles puts himself in the way of a succubus, gets munched on, Derek talks about his feelings, and then they find true love. Not strictly in that order.

At Peace by RisingQueen2 (FallenQueen2) - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 1,801, sterek)

Stiles spies Derek looking adorably soft and can’t help but go to him.

The End is the Beginning by AClosedFicIsNeverRead - (Rating: Mature, Words: 6,496, sterek)

When Chris returned to the living room, rifle in hand, Stiles – God help him – looked so relieved. 

“Thank you,” Stiles sighed. He sat up and closed his eyes, trying to hold himself somewhat still as he waited to die.

Chris clenched his jaw. Raised his rifle. Aimed with tearful eyes. And pulled the trigger. 

- OR - 

The one where Stiles is bitten and left for dead by a rogue Alpha without anyone knowing, becomes increasingly unstable, and asks Chris Argent to put him down. It doesn't go the way he expected it would...

let the tension seep from your bones by To_fill_the_sea - (Rating: Mature, Words: 3,510, sterek)

Derek comes home from tracking a rogue alpha that was encroaching on his territory and threatening his town. When he finally fixes the problem and comes back home he finds Stiles crying in the shower. He then does what he can to soothe and help him.

[tonydaddingham]

1, 2, 7, 8, 9, 15, 22, 31, 35, 40, 47, & 48 >:)

dear god woman you're trying to kill me 💀💖

sticking this under a cut sorry bby but it has to be done

idk if its a purposeful collection necessarily - and just more of a style - i have an impressive amount of celestial-body themed earrings. like anything remotely related to stars, moons, suns, planets, and gold? its me im your target audience hun

if im feeling particularly restless, white noise sounds like rain and crackling fires will calm me riiiiight down. fire scents have the same kind of effect - like if eggy (for everyone else, my cat - tax to be paid at end of the ask) comes in and smells like a bonfire, my nose is going Straight into his fur

so many 💀 i don't tend to name them (doing so will only break my heart) but we have an 8ft monstera deliciosa we literally call The Big Boy, and a bonsai tree that we call lazarus because every year i think 'yep thats it he's definitely dead ive definitely killed him' and every year i wait til spring to be sure - and yet sure enough that shrivelly bastard is Still Kickin

nothing has a place in my heart quite like a hot cup of tea, im afraid

not quite a music video, but the metallica playing master of puppets live with the sfso, life changing

ahhh so i had a cat called sol when i was a kid, who was vaguely black and white - and when he died (i was about 6?) my mum got me a black and white cat from the bear factory and ive had it ever since. hes lovingly wrapped up and in a box somewhere, been turfed out and cuddled many a time all the way into adulthood, will never get rid of him 💕

absolutely LOVE a good walk - grew up with moorland on ny doorstep, it wasn't much of an option 😂 don't like urban walking much, so prefer to go find a walking trail or the coastal path - joys of living in the south west!!!💕

i have a pair of really deepset noodle bowls that if i can eat anything out of them, i will do it. they're yellow and glazed, and sooo cute

cat tax as promised:

he's a special lad

ask game!

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

Tsukishima YN:

Shiratorizawa's Manager and Dating Ushiwaka

Ushijima Wakatoshi featuring Shiratorizawa x Tsukishima YN; Tsukishima Kai featuring Karasuno x Tsukishima YN

Warnings: none!

AN: This is an Anon request!

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Again yn 😐

Why must you do this to me 😫

I mean, good for you 💅🏼

But like I'm just over here stewing in anger 😡

Because once again, you are living MY dreams 🥲

Ok enough of that now, let's get into it

First off, I'm so proud of you for getting into Shiratorizawa 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

Its a prestigious school on its own and the athletics are elite!

Your brother, Kei Tsukishima, opted to go to Karasuno

You and Kei were as close as siblings could be

I mean, sure you had your problems but like what siblings don't!

While attending school, you needed to find a club

That's where our lovely Goshiki comes in 🥰

See you and Goshiki had become fast friends

I mean he's a lovely boy so I can see why!

So when our bowl cut bby approached you and asked if you'd like to be the volleyballs team's manager, you instantly said yes!

You knew alot about volleyball from your brother's so you were a natural 💅🏼

You were efficient at all your tasks including taking notes, setting up, waterbottle duty

You name it, YN was superior at it!

That's how you came to befriend the third years

Semi, Reon, Tendou and Yamagata were naturally drawn to you

Honestly stunning and so freaking cute 😍

You have blonde hair like your bothers and gorgeous eyes

You had a natural laugh and all around joyful personality!

Unlike Tsukishima 🙃

But there was one person you struggled with

Our stoic bird man, Ushijima Wakatoshi

He didn't much care if Shiratorizawa had a manager or not

Once you joined he saw the perks to having one

But it was your interactions with the team and sweet deminer that caught his eyes 👀

Let's put it out there, you instantly had a crush on the man ✋🏻 he's 6'3" ffs

I mean HELLOOOO!!!

The only problem is he didn't seem to pay much attention to you

He would occasionally give you a head nod or a "Thanks YN" but otherwise 🌠nothing🌠

However that doesn't mean he didn't like you YN

He's an observer by nature

He would observe how you helped the players, around school and everything

Mans was low key a stalker but like you'd never know ✋🏻

It wasn't until one day, when you were at your locker that Ushijima's feelings came out

You were grabbing what you needed for class, about to shut your locket when the swim captain approached

"Hey YN, what's up?"- swim captain man

"Uhh hey! Not much I'm just headed to class"- you

"Cool. I was wondering if maybe you'd be interested in going out with me this weekend?"- not as good of a captain as Ushiwaka man

"Umm- well-" you trying to find a way to get out of this

"YN's with me"- Ushijima 😑🧍‍♂️

You 👉🏻 wait I am 🤨

"Oh I didn't know Ushiwaka, my bad"- swim captain now making his exit

You just stare at Ushijima 👁👄👁

"Come on YN, I'll take you to class"- Ushijima

Ok then 😃

From that day forward, you and Ushijima were inseparable

Everyone just kind of knew you were together

Ushijima would give you a hug or a sweet forehead kiss that would just make your sides melt 😫

It was literally like Tendou's Paradise up in here

Too bad all good things can't last 🙃

Or at least not in Mom's hcs

You see, you had avoided telling Tsukishima and Karasuno about your relationship with Ushiwaka

Because like, nobody thought they'd actually make it to the finals 😬

Not to be a pessimist but like nobody believed they'd make it

It's literally the story arch

So when they do, you are faced with a rough decision

Tell Tsukishima and Karasuno or just pretend everything is fine

You went with option ✌🏻

Spoiler alert: it was a disaster

Before the match, Hinata came bouncing over to see you

He's a bestie 🥰

"Hey YN! I'm so glad to see you!"- Hinata, hugging you 🫂

Please Ushijima is FUMING

This look minus the volleyball 🏐

Tendou is all 🖐🏻👁⭕️👁🖐🏻

Semi and Reon are silently observing

Goshiki is looking to see what Ushiwaka is going to do

But he does nothing 👏🏻

Honestly, he resists because well, he's respectful AND HE TRUSTS YOU

You run over to wish Tsukishima good luck and give him a hug

Sorry you hug him, he essentially stands there like this 🧍‍♂️ 😐

During the match, things get serious

Ushiwaka and Tsukishima are like in a silent fight

But it's when Tsukishima finally blocks Ushiwaka, that the pettiness comes out 💅🏼

Inbetween, you are fixing water bottles and towels when Ushijima comes up behind you, spins you around and plants a huge kiss on you

You 👉🏻😶😐😳🥰🤨👀

Ushijima 👉🏻😏🖕🏻

Tsukishima 👉🏻🤨😑😠

Karasuno 👉🏻👁👄👁

Shiratorizawa 👉🏻👁👄👁

Tendou 👉🏻🖐🏻👁⭕️👁🖐🏻

Please Tsukki is FUMING 🔥

He will glare at you the entire match and he will do everything in his power to stop Ushijima

Every break, Tsukki will just glare 😑 and its terrifying honestly

You are sweating 😅

When the final buzzer rings and Karasuno wins, you are sad but also like thinking

🤔 what's the fastest way to the exit

Unfortunately for you, Kei stops you

"YN- " Kei 😐

"Oh hi Kei! Great game. Well I better get going"- you 🏃‍♀️

"Tsukishima"- Ushijima

Please YN you need to learn to be faster with your escapes

"Ushiwaka-" Tsukishima

"Good game"- Ushi extending his hand to Kei

Kei looks at his hand, looks to you and then straight to Ushiwaka

"You too"- Tsukki taking Ushijima's hand and shaking it before turning to you

"See you later YN"- Kei, waving to you as he walks away

You 👉🏻😃 huh?

"Come on YN the bus is waiting"- Ushijima grabbing your hand

Please Ushi, you are going to have to pull YN, they are too stunned to speak 😲

I guess it wasn't so bad after all 🙃

[lemonpika]

>>ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ʙꜰ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴꜱ!

characters included: eren jaeger, armin arlert, jean kirstein, connie springer, levi ackerman, zeke jaeger, reiner braun, porco galliard, bertholdt hoover

content warnings: brief mentions of alcohol/weed usage!

a/n: midterms have been killing me so this was extremely comforting to write hehe i hope you all enjoy!!

(｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡ (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡ (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡ (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡

EREN JAEGER:

Eren is the type of boyfriend that would pull up in front of your house at 3 am and ask if you want to go cruise with him

He’s the type of guy that would make you sneak out just to smoke in his car and just vedge out because you’ve had a stressful day at work or school

He’s a fucking stoner, no doubt about that

His love language is physical touch for sure

He cannot get enough of you, and he’ll always have his arm around your waist or petting your head

He does this thing where he’ll brush away some hairs from your face whenever you talk to him

He just loves looking at your face! He thinks you’re so fucking cute, and he will not hesitate to remind you

Ngl, I feel like he probably gets too emotionally attached to characters when you watch shows together

Y’all watched Squid Game, and Eren was a mess during the marble game

The physical embodiment of “punching the air rn >:(“

WILL SMOKE A BOWL AFTERWARDS TO CALM HIS NERVES LMAO CHILL FOO

Eren does NOT take Zoom classes seriously and will probably join the call on his phone just to head over to your place instead of paying attention

Meanwhile, you’re just sitting in your class actually paying attention, and Eren just

“OKAY, I PULL UP”

You’re not too mad at him, though, because he did bring you some of your favorite fast food

One day, you were scrolling through Instagram, and you noticed one of his old accounts pop up on your suggested page. 

“Angry_at_da_w0rld” was the username of his old Instagram from his emo high-school days

You never leave him alone about it, and he just rolls his eyes and covers his ears with a smile on his face

“C’mon, babe! Everyone had an emo phase.”

Speaking of high school, Eren used to be on the wrestling and weightlifting team, and he still participates in weightlifting while attending college

Despite listening to a lot of emo bands in high school, his music taste is eclectic and varies based on his mood

The two of you work out together almost every day

He even got you into kickboxing! :)

Really sweet bf that just wants you to be happy and enjoy your youth together with him

ARMIN ARLERT:

The boy you’d want to bring home to your parents!

Model bf

I feel like his love language would either be words of affirmation or physical touch

Armin would literally drop everything he was doing if it meant he would get to spend some time with you

His favorite song is rises the moon by liana flores because he loves how your voice sounds when you sing along

This boy is so smart when it comes to academic knowledge but is so clueless when it comes to handling his own emotions

He over-analyzes everything and tries to pick up on your body language to see if you’re in the mood to be cuddled or left alone

Whenever Armin gets sad or stressed out, he squeezes you for hours because hugging you is literally so heart warming to him

He kinda needy tho because he gets stressed so easily smh go eat something bby

Armin likes to help you out with any schoolwork you need help with!

The two of you are in similar majors anyway, so you end up planning your schedules out together and taking the same classes to help each other out

He likes to send you cute text messages while you’re in your Zoom lectures

“You look so pretty today in your little Zoom square :) Wanna come over and bake some macarons with me after class?”

THIS BOY LOVES TO BAKE WITH YOU!!

He loves trying out new recipes with you :) Even if they’re hella fucking technical and require years of experience to perfect

This boy loves peppering soft kisses all over your face and neck since he adores those cute little giggles you make

Armin is also such a history nerd. You’ll be laying down in bed with him, and he’ll just be ranting passionately about some weird diplomatic ruling that fucked up a country

You have no idea what he’s talking about whenever he goes into one of his little rants, but you think it’s so cute that he probably spent hours reading about history facts just to tell you about them!

He’s so romantic and sentimental about everything

He remembers every anniversary or any important date that is related to your relationship

“Happy anniversary for the first time you slept over in my dorm room!” “Oh, how could I forget about the anniversary of our first time?” “We went to the beach for our first date so happy one year anniversary since our first date!”

ARMIN, WHAT THE FUCK

But for real, though, he probably thinks about getting married to you once the two of you have finished college and had career prospects

You are his first love, and he intends on making you his only love

JEAN KIRSTEIN

Jean is a motherfucking car guy, and you cannot argue with me on this

He’s the type of partner to teach you how to drive stick

Or just drive in general

I feel like he has messy-ass handwriting

On your first date, Jean came revving up to your driveway with his speakers blasting the intro to N-Side by Steve Lacy (pls go listen to it. Idk why, but i always think about Jean when I bump it)

He’s so fucking corny. He likes to show off his car to impress you, and he even tailored a specific playlist for you whenever you guys go cruise

Since he’s a car guy, he’ll definitely help you out with your car if you’re ever having issues with it

He’s the type of boyfriend to spend HOURS to get ready. He cares about his hair a lot and even mooches off of your skincare products

Speaking of skincare, the two of you will have a skincare night where you’ll just wear character face masks and roleplay because y’all are dumbasses lol

He’s a pretty boy and he likes to be reminded of that!

He’s lowkey needier than Armin and will constantly ask you how he looks just so he can fish for some compliments

But it’s okay because he’s such a fine stallion ;))))))

HE’S STILL A MOMMA’S BOY SO HE WILL NOT HAVE ANY IDEA HOW TO COOK OR CLEAN FOR THE LIFE OF HIM

You’ll have to be the one to teach him how to cook and clean, but he doesn’t mind since he gets to spend time so close to you

He likes kissing your forehead since he feels like it’s a gesture that screams “I’ve got you, babe :)” vibes

Jean loves it when he has his head in your lap, and you play with his hair

He trusts nobody with his hair so, this is an especially high honor

Like Eren, Jean isn’t too interested in his Zoom classes so he just ditches to nap at your place instead or to play video games on your switch

He drags you to e-sports tournaments and he always EATS

He spends so much time on your damn nintendo that he has perfected his Smash fighting technique

Jean feels most at home whenever he’s in your arms since he feels so safe and secure

One of THE most loyal kings out there

CONNIE SPRINGER

He spends literal hours on TikTok because he gets stuck in a loop of watching stupid shit

Connie will literally send you TikTok’s despite laying down right next to you 

SNACK KING!!

After spending so much time with Sasha, he knows better than to show up to your place without some of your favorite snacks

It’s definitely one of those relationships where you feel like you’re dating your best friend

Whenever he’s at work, he’ll send you stupid, blurry pictures of himself in the bathroom

He comforts you by trying to make you laugh or smile :)

He asks you to shave his head bc you find it so satisfying and he just likes how gentle your touch is

HE LOVES TO WRESTLE YOU PLAYFULLY

Whenever you come over, he gets so fucking excited! He’ll tackle you onto his bed and start tickling you because he thinks it’s cute how giggly you get

He takes you on a a lot of movie dates! He’s kinda dumb tho so he won’t understand the plot to Care Bears 3D, but he’ll laugh at all of the fart jokes

I feel like Connie is also a stoner?? Jean and Sasha sometimes join him but it’s more of his thing

When he gets munchies, he’ll make total abominations

You’ll be facetiming him while he’s zooted and he’s just fumbling around the kitchen while giggling like an idiot

“Babe, babe! Check it. This is my newest...mothafuckin’ creation.” while holding up his phone to capture a mess of assorted chips mixed with sourcream and food dye

“Connie, why did you add food dye?” 

“It adds flavor, sexy”

If there’s ever a time where you’re feeling burned out, he’ll probably plan out a trip to Disneyland or smth and then surprise you a week afterwards :)

He’s definitely still a child at heart but that’s what you love about him. He never fails to make you smile!

Has probably spilled the beans about wanting to get married to you when he’s high ;) There’s not a lot that goes on in his head, but you’re always running around in there

LEVI ACKERMANN

Levi’s honestly such a sweetheart to you

It’s extremely hard for him to open up and develop a trusting, healthy relationship

So, for you to be patient with his initial stubbornness makes him absolutely melt

He’s honestly such a funny old man tho

You’ll be showing him something on TikTok and he just stares back with bewilderment

“Who are these people? Why is she floating?”

Since he’s a simple man, the two of you just sit around and watch a movie together 

Parallel play is crucial to Levi. He absolutely cannot get any of his work done if you’re not in the room with him

He really values his alone time but if you’re ever feeling especially needy, he’ll let out a knowing sigh and motion for you to come sit on his lap

Levi loves kissing your hands. While he thinks everything about you is beautiful, he has a strange fixation with how pretty your hands look

HE WILL THROW A HISSY FIT IF YOU SO MUCH AS SNEEZE ANYWHERE NEAR SOMEWHERE HE CLEANED

“Oi! You knew that I had just spray-cleaned there >:( I hope you’ll enjoy a dirty kitchen for the next week”

He never lives up to his threats. Will literally go to clean the kitchen like .5 seconds afterwards while glaring at you menacingly

Sometimes, you feel too intimidated to cook because you know this guy will give you shit for leaving a single crumb on the stove

He’s an introvert so he’d prefer to stay home and spend a quiet, nice evening with you

He also likes to take day trips to visit Farlan and Isabel since they live so far away. Normally, you’ll come along and end up getting drunk with his old buddies lol

Levi isn’t too big on alcohol but he loves seeing you get along with his precious friends so well

Okay but he smiles the most when he’s with you. He literally does not trust anyone else enough to show his raw emotions to

He’s not too big on romantic touch and will instead value time spent with you over physical affection

Marriage doesn’t cross his mind often, but he isn’t shy to admit that he’s considered the option a few times.

ZEKE JAEGER

Dumb monkey man fr

Probably has undiagnosed ADHD and will not shut the fuck up about random facts he hyperfixated on while you were asleep

“Hey, did you know that there’s only one type of monke in Europe?”

“Yes. And his name is Zeke Jaeger. Please go to sleep, babe”

Zeke’s an eccentric guy but you know he really cares

He loves having his arms around your waist and inhaling your perfume

Also, never expect to shower alone. This man will boldly walk in and start a conversation with you about the stock market while butt-ass naked

His love language is gift-giving and will spare no expense in getting you stuff he feels like you would like

You mentioned wanting to try out some new makeup product? Zeke will gladly go to the nearest shop and be completely clueless as to what he’s looking for

He probably asks you to sit on his back while he does push-ups, it helps him stay motivated!

He still smokes but he’ll be sure to be away from you whenever he decides to out of respect

Zeke is probably among the best chefs in the world??

He’s a really well-read guy and he enjoys spending his tims with his nose in some cookbooks

In the beginning, cooking would be Zeke’s form of alone time. But as the relationship progressed, cooking became your favorite couple’s pastime.

He’s a huge fucking Star Wars nerd. AND he’s a George Lucas fanboy because he’s dumb like that

He dragged you to watch the sequels and you had to hear him yell about how he thought Rey was a Mary Sue, etc

Although Zeke is a crazy geek, he loves getting into the hobbies you like! You’re into a new show? He’ll read all of the wikis ans watch the show with you just to have fan discourse after each episode

Zeke is a needy cuddler. If you ever turn away from him in your sleep, he’ll just grumble and turn over to trap you underneath his arm

He also constantly mentions marriage once you’ve got your career goals set :) The man knows exactly what he wants!

I hate to say this too but Zeke always gave me MAJOR Seth Rogen vibes

REINER BRAUN

MUSCLE MAN BF!!

Y’all will literally have plans for going on a date but this mf will shoot you a text 10 mins before he was supposed to pick you up saying “sorry babe, GAINZ! SWOLE GANG COME THRUUU”

He’ll make it up to you by buying you some ice cream or dessert of your choice

Reiner gives the best hugs. His arms and chest are so firm oh my lord. MANS IS BUILT LIKE A BRICK HOUSE

He is an extremely attentive boyfriend. He will immediately know that something is wrong based on how your eyes just don’t have that sparkle on day

He likes bringing home some surprises for you. Some examples include a dog, flowers, chocolates, starbucks, and even steaks!

Reiner is honestly such a grill god. He’s training to become the ultimate grill dad for when he finally becomes a papa

He loves cooking you really expensive steaks because he’s passionate about the process. Plus, he loves the way how your face lights up whenever you take your first bite!

He always kisses you whenever you leave. Whether you’re leaving for work or leaving the room to grab some water, you’ve gotta give the man some sugar

He’s the type of boyfriend to take you to a nice, secluded spot whenever you’re feeling angry or stressed. He feels most at home in nature and he figures that getting away from the house is nice once in a while

He picks at his fingers a lot when he’s nervous so holding his hand will always snap him out of his rut

Despite his size, he’s just a big teddy bear! He loves being babied so much. He just wants to be held by you and cradled in his lap because he feels so safe around you :(

He’ll definitely take you on fun dates! Go-karting, off-roading, indoor skydiving; literally anything tailored for adrenaline junkies

He offers extremely good advice as helps you through a lot of friend drama

He likes to hold your hand firmly in public because he has this irrational fear that he’ll lose you in the crowd or sum

BRUH REINER WOULD’VE PROPOSED AFTER LIKE A FEW MONTHS OF MOVING IN TOGETHER (you say yes tho bc he’s such an amazing man ughhh)

PORCO GALLIARD

Recovering fuckboy bf

Being with you is what makes him want to change his playa ways in the first place

You always steal his clothes and he scolds you for it constantly, but he’ll never admit that he secretly likes seeing you in his clothes

Like Jean, Porco will spend literal hours in the bathroom getting ready

He likes it when you call him ‘your pretty boy’ since it boosts his confidence so much!

Calls you his queen because he thinks you’re absolutely stunning and will go to the ends of the earth for you

He’s definitely either a popular Youtuber or streamer. He just has that sort of personality that makes him popular

Porco likes driving around at night just to explore and find new places he can take you

The two of you had driven to the beach at midnight before, just to get high and talk about the meaning of life

He’s not a huuuge stoner but he likes to smoke once in a while because he thinks it makes him cool

He loves taking you to arcades/bowling alleys. He’s competitive as fuck and you’re always down to challenge him to a round of Street Fighter

Porco listens to hype beast music and you think it’s so fucking annoying

“Bae! Bump that shiit!” 

“No, Porco. This shit is trash.”

He will get very offended if you mock his music taste

Tbh, this boy is a big eater and will always take you out to eat whenever you go on a date.

AND HE WILL ALWAYS PAY FOR YOU, DO NOT BOTHER TRYING TO SPLIT THE CHECK

He love love loves spoiling you with gifts!

He worked a 40 hour work week just so he could save up enough money to take you to Disneyland :)))

He absolutely loves showering with you and loves holding you under the water. He says it feels like he’s caught a mermaid or sum bc he’s probably zooted as fuck

He’s really clingy and will literally get jealous of your phone.

“Baaabe get off you phone :( Me want cuddle”

Porco probably brought up marriage as a joke one day but then he realized that he definitely wanted to follow through on that

BERTHOLDT HOOVER

Museum dates galore!

Bert is super cultured and extremely well-read so he’d want to take you on dates that he finds enriching

He likes taking you to different coffee shops around the area because he likes to refer to himself as a ‘connoisseur’ 

You think Bert can get pretentious and he feels that that’s a fair assumption

You tend to be big spoon most of the time because Bertholdt would CRUSH you if you were little spoon

Sometimes, you’ll have pillows dividing the two of you just to ensure your safety from being smooshed

He’s very protective despite his seemingly docile nature. If he sees anything make you remotely upset, he will include himself into the picture to see if he can help you in any way

You always have to be patching him up because this poor man runs into low doors and ceilings all of the time. Plus, he’s extremely clumsy

He’s definitely a morning person, and his ideal morning would be described as spending time with you and watching as the sun rises in your twinkling eyes

He probably recites gushy, romantic poetry to you because he’s too shy to speak bluntly

But you still think the thought is super endearing and cute

He slow dances with you late into the night. He’ll have one arm slung around your waist and the other clasping around your fingers gently

He sings you to sleep whenever you’re feeling upset. He’ll lay you in his lap, stroke you hair, and sing one of your favorite tunes to soothe any negative tension you’re feeling

He’s such a good source of support. He will let you lay on him and sob into his chest if you flunked a really important exam and he’ll only hush you and tell you that he’s got you and that he’s here for you

He loves it when you wear heels out! He thinks you look absolutely stunning in them, and he’ll still be taller than you to some degree

Bert thinks that talking about marriage is too straightforward and tends to shy away from discussing it too often. But he really wouldn’t mind spending the rest of his days with someone as amazing as you

[misty-purple-haze]

You need ideas to write?

Well if you’re still going Obey Me, one of my past ideas was an MC who likes apples a lot. As in anytime there are apples in the house they’re all gone within a week.

Sorry if it’s kinda bland and boring

EEEE Tysm for your ask! I’m sorry if this is late! And this request is gold I’m telling ya

Apples

Lucifer :

I can imagine this man being irritated by the amount of apples being gone within a week

But since he loves you he will probably buy more apples just to see your happy face. It’s worth all that money he spends on you

I can also imagine this man feeding you apples sometimes when you sitting on his lap or when you next to him

He also keeps a bowl of Apples in his study everytime you want to spend time with him just so you could be comfortable

Mammon :

He is adding this to the list of things he loves about you. (Which is infinite btw)

Mans will definitely get you apple flavoured food like apple pie, apple flavoured candy, etc.

Mans will also get you apples any time of the day. You ran out of your weekly apple supply? No problem! Mans will literally go out and buy apples just to make you smile at anytime of the day

He may deny the fact that he loves you but we all know he lyin with that blush on his face.

Leviathan :

He relates you with any anime characters who like apples and gushes over you all the time

He too orders apples from Akuzon and keeps them in his room anytime he has you over in his room

His heart literally skips a beat everytime he sees you eat all those apples with a smile on your face

It’s not his fault you are so cute after all!

Satan :

Another boy who just wants to see you happy all the time :)

He too keeps a bowl of apples in his room just so he can make you feel comfortable with him

He also feeds you apples as he’s reading with you on his lap with your head mushed between his chest.

This is just so you can’t see him blushing furiously at you but you know when his heart rate speeds up.

Asmodeus :

He is literally in love with you and this little trait of yours makes him love you more

He not only gets you apples, but he also gets you apple scented products like lip gloss, masks, creams, etc, all for you bby <3

He also feeds you apples regardless of where y’all are, y’all are the cutest couple to even exist :3

He doesn’t hold back from gushing over you anytime you smile cause you are just too cute!

Beezlebub :

He’s just falling more in love with you :)

Mans will literally take you to restaurants and try all apple desserts just to watch you smile.

He even feeds you apples while holding you closer to him.

Mans just stares at you lovingly cause hello?! Why must you be so perfect?!!

Belphegor :

He just finds you cute gushing over apples and teases you about it

Honestly? He is in love with you all over again, you look so adorable, who really wouldn’t?

He finds it funny when Lucifer is irritated again due to the disappearance of the apple stash he just got a week ago

Man also calls you his “little apple” just to see you blush :)

[bbygenya]

Hiiii may I request headcanons for Sanemi, Rengoku, Tanjiro and Giyuu with an s/o who eats a lot and they love to steal their food or take it without them noticing 😭 ? They eat a lot like fatgum from mha or Sasha from Aot thx ^^

oof not me getting tied up with school and not getting this to you sooner, I apologize 😭😭😭 but!! fneorhfie these three with a greedy s/o? bet!

shinazugawa sanemi

🌪 » honestly to me sane seems like he'd definitely not mind this

🌪 » only thing is he's kind of . . . WELL lol let's say he worries

🌪 » he's more concerned you'll choke or something than being concerned about what you're eating though trust me he is concerned about what you're eating

🌪 » but he is just 🧍🏻when you eat, both shocked and amazed that you can eat so much?

🌪 » "y/n it's not going anywhere, slow the fuck down,"

🌪 » sounds mean but you know; he means well

🌪 » but it's over when you start stealing his food

🌪 » please he's so offended, just goes :o watching you

🌪 » "heY THAT WAS MINE!"

🌪 » he will wrestle you

🌪 » def wrestle

🌪 » but will like, get up and give you more if you want it

🌪 » at some point I feel he'll expect it? eating together just means him learning how to share 😭

🌪 » will likely offer you some of whatever he's eating wordlessly; will just slide it to you and eat together like that

🌪 » he doesn't really mind it, though it's annoying sometimes it's kind of cute? once he gets used to it

rengoku kyojuro

🔥 » THIS BOY, MY BABY BOY

🔥 » is def eating with you, no questions asked

🔥 » kyo definitely eats a lot, so you eating a lot won't affect him at all

🔥 » in fact, he finds it awfully cute

🔥 » probably will sit and watch you eat with the stupidest, softest look on his face

🔥 » he's so soft I hate it

🔥 » "y/n is it good? haha you're making me hungry!"

🔥 » def joins you

🔥 » constantly having to grocery shop bc both of you eat so much 😭

🔥 » stealing his food? the cheeky bastard will do the same

🔥 » watch him slap a reverse uno card on you real quick

🔥 » "what? this was yours? oh, I didn't know your name was on it,"

🔥 » he's so funny 😭😭😭king of the comebacks

🔥 » eventually ends up just sharing, like with sanemi, except he purposely buys things just for you two to share bc he's considerate like that 🥺

kamado tanjiro

☀️» sweet bby will literally buy you whatever your heart desires

☀️» so if you want food? he's buying you food

☀️» his appetite is big but not like yours, so sometimes he might tap out, sometimes it becomes a competition of who can down the most bowls of ramen

☀️» okay but he tries to be cute about it, just sits with his cheeks squished in his hands while he watches you

☀️» "is it good? I'm happy you're enjoying it"

☀️» I'm ugly crying, he's so cute

☀️» tanjiro also cooks? not that good but he cooks for you

☀️» literally the only one who won't say shit if you steal or take his food without him noticing

☀️» "oh you must want more? okay baby,"

☀️» sits and lets you take his food, he just puts more on his plate

☀️» watching you with full cheeks is good enough for him, honestly

☀️» he always shares with you anyway though; shares and is willing to feed you himself if you want

☀️» the baby ™️ with his baby, feeding you with a smile on his face

tomioka giyuu

🌊 » poor bby giyuu is shocked at how much you can eat?

🌊 » like, shocked and concerned

🌊 » same level as sanemi but handles it different

🌊 » "i-"

🌊 » at a loss for words, really

🌊 » honestly, he doesn't know what to do; you're so cute he doesn't want to lecture you (he doesn't really see the point in lecturing you) and he doesn't want to stop you from eating bc, like I said, you're too cute

🌊 » his heart is on doki doki time

🌊 » okay but stealing his food?

🌊 » is the 🥺 emoiji, straight up

🌊 » "y/n, I was going to eat that," and sighs a little but gets up to go get more

🌊 » settles on quietly getting you more snacks so you don't steal his food as often

🌊 » while he doesn't mind, he wishes you'd save him a crumb at least 😭

🌊 » he's too baby for this, but is def a good sport about it

🌊 » bless his heart

[happydazedi]

DC TITIANS SEASON 4 FINALE PART 1

⚠️spoilers ahead obvi⚠️

IM NOT READY FOR THE SEASON FINALE

- um not Connor trying to off himself first minute of the episode

- Aw I love mommy daughter car rides

- Rachel said she trynna keep DicKory active

- I KNEW SEBASTIAN WAS STILL GOOD BBY BOY SEB

-oH Connor was just shaving his head I thought he was trying to.. nvm LOL

- LMAOOSHDKSHXJSHD NOT CONNOR GOIN THROUGH HIS TEENAGE PHASE. I need Dick to take him outside and toss a basketball with him

- “We are not doing that” and Connor calling him Richard got me

- Damn baby boy Gar stressed out too, that bowling scene wasn’t long enough, we all need a little more rest huh?

- THE HELL WAS THAT. Not Gar 10secs forward than the rest of em

- Goodbye mother mayhem IS REACHING

- I wonder if eating the hair was even necessary, y’all know how jinx be jinxing

- They should’ve titled the episode “big night for everyone” LMAO I love Dick’s little one liners

- Connor don’t need to be right, it will only make him worse

- I know the actor that plays berarnd from something else but I can’t remember it and I don’t wanna look it up bc I wanna remember organically

- Kory & Dick got too many kids to keep track of all their mental healths, but Gar don’t need to be alone rn

- Not Connor being disrespectful to his actual father, that’s wild

- NOT HIM SAYING RACHEL IS USELESS RIGHT THERE- I’m dying

- “4 minutes ago” y’all don’t get notification alerts for that???

- Not seb been toxic this whole time LOL she got him that thoughtful ass gift and he let them insecurities sneak in

- AW not Jinx putting in her formal application to be a permanent member of the team. I’m for it.

- Dick just sitting back and watching the 3 most powerful women in the world

- THEYRE TALKING ABOUT THE 💖VISION💖

- Mmmmm they look so good in their suits ah yum

- Why they leaving krypto at the house, that man can help

- OH SHIT WHITE RAVEN. I literally saw comments about white Raven on Twitter and had no idea what that was about so I read the entire lore about her. I love it

- GASP OH NO NOT JINX💟

- THE FUCK WAS THAT?

- Damn Sebastian I tried to help you I truly did

[sub-hoshi-enthusiast]

More sub!hoshi plz??? Maybe sth based off his solo Touch??? Just an idea, no rush sweetie❤️❤️

Thank you for the request! Touch is one of my favorite songs so I listened to it, like, a hundred times while writing this lol. Also one of my personal favorite choreographies 👀

⚠️Warnings⚠️: sub!hoshi, fem!dom!reader, riding, breathplay?? (He wears a collar), thigh riding, mommy kink.

Special Show

Hot damn. That had been the only thing you could think of as you saw your boyfriend performing his new single Touch. Once Hoshi had told you that he had a solo performance, you immediately made sure to free your time and watch it. You had a lazy day at work and they released you early, letting you get home before Hoshi. You immediately went to the television, getting yourself comfortable with blankets and pillows. You turned on the t.v and flipped it to the channel he was going to be on and waited patiently for his performance. While you were watching other people perform, you decided to make some instant ramen for dinner as you waited for your boyfriend to appear on screen. You chuckled to yourself as you sat back on the couch with your food, knowing if Hoshi saw your unhealthy choice of food he would have thrown a fit. You snapped your head up with a smile, setting what was left of your food on the coffee table once you heard your boyfriend's name leave the MC's lips. You were slightly surprised as the music started, realizing the song was sexual. You swear your jaw almost fell off as you saw what Hoshi was wearing.

     The tight leather pants he was wearing hugged his beautiful thighs perfectly. The loose, black, silk button up he was wearing was tucked into his pants, showing off his thin waist. The shirt had the first three or so buttons undone, showing off his broad chest. He was also wearing a collar around his neck that had a ring in the center of it, which you realized would be perfect for the leash you had in your closet. His deep voice as he sang only made you squeeze your thighs together more. You bit your bottom lip as you saw Hoshi's body skillfully dance along to the music. 

     Your ramen sat on the coffee table, long forgotten, and for sure cold by now, as the lights dimmed on the stage, hiding your boyfriend from view. You sat completely still until the MC's voice announcing another artist to perform, snapping you out of your very lewd thoughts of your boyfriend. You reached for the remote and turned off the tv, getting up to throw away your cold bowl of ramen. When you got back to the couch, you looked at your phone to see you had received a message from Hoshi.

Hey bby!

I just finished my performance! (*˘︶˘*)

     You giggled at his messages. How was it possible that he could be this cute after being a literal sex god on stage?

I know baby

 I just saw it

Really? 

Did you like it?? ♡✧( ु•⌄• )

Of course baby!

I always love your performances ♡3♡

Aww, you're too sweet (//▽//)

     You bit your lip, thinking before smirking and sending him another message.

I was wondering��

???

Could you bring home the outfit you 

were wearing tonight babyboy?

Why?

Well…

I was hoping you would give me

 a more… private performance.

If you get what I'm saying.

     It took Hoshi a few minutes to respond, making you more curious by the second. Then he finally sent you a picture of the lower half of his face and down, still in the outfit he had on stage. He was biting his lip and pulling down the collar of the shirt slightly, showing off his collarbones. You bit your lip as you thought about leaving marks all over him.

I told them I would just get changed

at home cause I was too tired.

I'll be home soon mommy ❤

     You smirked and set your phone down, going back in your bedroom to retrieve the leash. You moved the coffee table out of the way, deciding you wouldn't be able to wait to get to the bedroom. You draped the leash over the arm of the couch. After waiting a few minutes, you heard the sound of the door opening. You immediately sprung up from the couch, meeting your boyfriend by the door as he finished taking off his shoes. He whimpered when you slammed him against the door, pressing your lips to his in a heated kiss. He dropped his duffle bag, you assumed it held the clothes he wore before the concert, before he tangled his fingers in your hair. You pulled back, hooking your finger into the ring on his collar and tugging him into the living room. You stumbled onto the couch, pulling him onto your lap and continuing to kiss him. 

     "Mommy really liked your performance today baby." You told him in a low voice once you had pulled away, squeezing his ass as you said it. He bit his lip and closed his eyes, his hips rolling lightly into yours. You leaned up so you were whispering in his ear. "Why don't you do it again, just for mommy this time." His breath hitched in his throat as you bit on his earlobe, before he nodded and reached for his phone. His hands were shaking slightly in excitement as you lightly trailed your fingers up and down his thighs while biting and sucking random spots on his chest and collarbones. He finally found the song and clicked it, standing up and setting his phone on the coffee table before standing in front of you. 

     You felt your heart stop for a second as Hoshi looked up at you with hooded eyes, starting to move his hips to the beat of the music. His movements were mesmerizing as he danced, unbuttoning his shirt in the process. When he had turned around you brought one of your hands up to squeeze his ass, making him whine as he continued to dance for you. When he faced you again, he had finished unbuttoning his shirt, letting it fall down his arms and throwing it next to where you were on the couch. You bit your lip as you watched his torso muscles tense and un-tense as he expertly moved his body. When he had gotten closer to you, you grabbed his hips and pulled him to sit on your lap. He seemed surprised for a second before he seductively rolled his hips side to side, and sometimes into yours, in time with the music. You could see the prominent bulge straining against the leather pants he was wearing. 

     Your mind clouded with arousal as you moved so he was straddling one of your thighs and pushed his hips down onto it. He opened his mouth in a silent moan before continuing to slowly move his hips into your thigh. Pretty soon, both of you had completely blocked out the music as Hoshi was bouncing on your thigh with his head thrown back, letting out delicious sounds as he gripped your shoulders. You grabbed the leash from its place on the couch and hooked it into the collar. Hoshi moaned louder as you pulled the leash, bringing him face to face with you so you could leave kisses along his jaw. He whimpered as he moved his hips faster.

     "O-oh fuck- mommy! Mommy 'm gonna cum! F-fuck- please mommy!" You knew he wasn't begging for release, even though he was grinding into you as fast as his hips would let him. You grinned against his jaw and grabbed his hips, making him move them faster. He whined, his hands reaching down to claw at your biceps in panic. "N-no! Want mommy to F-fuck me! Please fuck me mommy!"

     "Mommy wants to see you get off on her thigh first, alright baby?" The promise of another orgasm made Hoshi scream out a moan and nod frantically. You smirked and tensed your thigh, making him gasp and let out one last moan before he came in his pants.

     "Look at what a mess you made, baby." You cooed at your boyfriend as you lied him down on the couch, sitting yourself between his legs. He mumbled incoherently, unable to give you a proper answer after his powerful orgasm. You removed your own clothes before reaching for the edge of his pants, carefully pulling them down his legs and removing his boxers soon after. You pulled at the leash making him whimper as you leaned down slightly to kiss him. As the kiss got more heated, you felt his dick twitch to life, making you smirk against his lips before you pulled away. He whined at the loss of contact before gasping as you gripped his cock tightly.

     "You're getting hard again already baby. You must really want me to fuck you, huh?" He whined as you leaned down to whisper in his ear. "Why don't you tell mommy how much you want it. Beg for it." You could feel the pants he let out against your ear before you pulled back to look at his flushed face. You loosened your grip on his cock, only barely brushing your fingertips along his shaft, making him whine out beneath you.

     "Please! Please touch me mommy!"

     "Where? You need to be more specific baby."

     "Fuck- Everywhere!! My d-dick, my thighs, my chest- everywhere! Please mommy!" You smirked, pleased with his answer before you grabbed his dick again, quickly stroking him. Hoshi cried out, throwing his head back in pleasure and grabbed the pillow under his head. You lightly trailed the fingertips of your other hand over the underside of his thighs, knowing how sensitive they were. He kept whimpering, his hips bucking up every once in a while to fuck into your hand. Once he was fully hard again, you took your hand off him. He whined in distress, bucking his hips up into thin air. You chuckled at his desperateness before moving to hover above the tip of his cock. You stayed still for a minute, seeing how long it would take him until he started to thrust up into you. He whined, tilting his head to look up at you. 

     "Please mommy… I've been a good boy, haven't I?" Your heart melted at the broken tone of his voice.

     "Of course you have, baby." You cooed at him, sinking down on his cock. He threw his head back with a whine, trying his best not to move his hips as you bottomed out. "Mommy's best boy." He whimpered and bit his lip. You slowly started to move your hips in a figure eight motion, speeding up once more and more noises of pleasure left his lips. It wasn't long before you had him screaming beneath you, writhing in pleasure as you bounced quickly on his cock. His hair was sticking to his forehead with a light sheen of sweat that covered his entire body. You readjust your grip on the leash you still held in your hand, lightly tugging it to make sure he would listen to you.

     "Look at you baby, all fucked out beneath me. You looked so dominating and intimidating on that stage earlier, didn't you? What do you think everyone would think if they saw you like this, moaning like a whore underneath me?" He moaned louder at the degrading nickname, his hips unconsciously bucking to meet yours.

     "F-fuck! I- AH- I don't care!! I-I don't care what they t-think!! J-just want mom-my to fuck me l-like the slut I am! M-mommy's good slut!" You groaned at his answer, bouncing on him faster. The new speed caused Hoshi to arch his back off the couch with a cry of pleasure.

     "That's right baby. No one else can fuck you like this, can they? My pussy is the only one that will ever be able to make you cum. Go on baby, I want to hear you say it." You growled in his ear, tugging the collar a little harder, making his whines louder.

    "S-shit! Mommy's the o-only person that can satisfy m-me! The only one that can m-make me cum! No one can touch me like you do mommy! F-fuck- You o-own me!" You leaned down, sucking and biting more marks onto his skin. "F-fuck mommy! I-I'm gonna cum mommy! Please let me c-cum mommy, please!!" His high pitched cries made you clench around him. He sobbed, a few tears falling down his face as he tried to hold it in. 

     "Wait." He sobbed again, his hips trying to leave the pleasureful feeling of your warm walls around him. You bounced on him faster, making his voice crack with a moan as you tried to reach your high. "Y-you only get to cum after I do, okay slut." He whined loudly, quietly hiccuping as more tears fell down his face. Having a little mercy on him, you trailed your fingers down to your clit, making your eyes roll back in your skull as you came with a groan. Hoshi cried out in relief beneath you, moaning hoarsely as his hot seed covered your soft walls. You both panted quietly, tears still falling down Hoshi's face as he tried to calm down. You looked up, wiping the tears off your boyfriend's face and gently kissing him. He happily sighed against your lips as you pulled him out of you. You pulled away, loving pressing your forehead against his. You slowly opened your eyes, taking the collar off of your boyfriend and throwing it somewhere. 

     "You okay baby?" He opened his eyes, smiling at your concern.

     "I-" he was cut off by a cough as his vocal cords had been pushed to their limits by how much he screamed. You hurriedly ran to the kitchen, returning a few minutes later with a glass of water. He smiled up at you gratefully, bringing the glass to his lips once he sat up. You were about to hand him his boxers after you put on your own underwear, but decided to grab some from your room after seeing the drying cum that stained the front. You came back to the couch, gently tossing him some boxers. He slipped them on, almost stumbling the first time he tried to stand up from the couch. You giggled at him before scooping him up in your arms, carrying him bridal style to your shared bedroom. Hoshi let out a surprised shriek as he was lifted off the ground, throwing his arms around your neck.

     "Wah, my girlfriend's so strong!" You both laughed at his comment before you threw him on the bed.

     "You are such a dork, you know that right?" You told him with a chuckle as you cuddled next to him under the covers. He hummed contentedly and snuggled up to you under the covers, closing his eyes.

     "But you love me anyways." Hoshi mumbled with a small smile. You fondly smiled at his sleepy form, kissing him lightly on the forehead.

     "Yeah, I do."

[ncvcmbcrflush]

It is 1am and i just finished s2, so this is gonna be long and rambling and misspelled and im sorry okay?

I am not thrilled with the writing of klaus this season, can I just say? They completely undid all of his substantial development in s1, while also removing a good chunk of his positive qualities.

There were scenes where s1!klaus shined through (any of the scenes with Allison and vanya, mainly, and i was really worried abt the scenes with bby!Dave but they were handled really well imo) but those scenes were vastly overshadowed by the unnecessary cruelty? Why did they make my boy so mean this season, I am asking this question for real. S1!klaus was wild and a disaster and heartbreaking, but he was also so kind, and willing to grow as a person in ways that his siblings actively avoided most of the time.

How do you go from beautifully empathetic s1!klaus crying in response to his abusive father's suicide, protesting luther locking up vanya and later being so adamant that they take vanya back in time with them that he literally clings to her feet, to s2!klaus who seems to not care much about anything or anyone at all?? The man is dead in heaven with his father telling him point blank what a let down he is, and he still has enough love in him to cry for him, but 3 years pass and suddenly he doesn't shed a tear for his brother who just died saving their sister?? They took away so much of his emotionality and I do not understand why.

S1!klaus also absolutely would have been open to trying possession with Ben imo, and we could have avoided the intensely uncomfortable possession sequence, which should not have been played off as a joke because it wasn't funny at all, and instead just highlights how little autonomy klaus actually has- but that is a rant that needs way more brain power and research lmao.

S1!klaus also would never have hid ben from his siblings, after spending literal years telling them that ben was there with them??? He would not have done that.

And the scene where they try to save vanya was intensely ooc in my opinion- even high off his ass klaus is quick to react and jump into action- helpful or otherwise (throwing the fire extinguisher, improvising at the prosthetics lab for 5, trying to save luther in the club, running into the theater when they hear gunshots despite having no idea how to use his powers offensively, even in s2 when he finds allison at the protest) and I refuse to believe he would need to be pushed into trying to save vanya, who he has put his life at risk to save before.

The cult thing will be getting a post of its own because I have so many feelings about that whole deal but I again, am too incoherent currently.

I loved him and allison so so much, and he and vanya just break my heart together bc they are such opposite sides of the same coin and the show doesn't seem interested in exploring that whatsoever? I was a bit bummed to not really see him interact with the boys at all though. He and Diego seemed pretty close in s1, 5 and klaus have some good scenes together, and he and luther had some good interactions at the end of s1 as well, and i wish they had kept going with that.

It just feels like they were so busy with the others, and klaus got lost along the way. We do nothing with his powers except for the possession thing, like literally besides ben and the two ghosts at the very end of the last episode klaus doesn't use his powers at all during the entire season! I loved watching everyone else kind of come into their own, but that just never happened for klaus this season- if anything, he devolved.

And I think as a side effect of fucking up klaus, they fucked up his relationship with ben, and the other boys to a lesser extent, as well.

S1 ben and klaus is what i would expect from a pair of siblings stuck together for 17 years- nagging and sarcastic and judgemental but also loving and close and they work well together. They are both dumbasses who do things like play patty cake to test ben's tangibility, and decide that tossing a bowling ball is a good way to prove that ben is present.

S2 ben and klaus are entirely antagonistic; more in line with luther and diego in s1. I have seen lots of comments saying that anyone upset with ben and klaus's dynamic in s2 doesn't have siblings, and to that i have to say- people who think their dynamic in s2 is normal don't have abusive parents. There are lines that you absolutely do not cross, and comparing a sibling to your abuser is one of them. And you don't need to have siblings to know that dismissing the death of a loved one like, isn't a good thing to do? This is especially jarring given their relationship in 2019 and as children- there is no set up for this kind of behavior from either of them.

And the others were just so overall dismissive of klaus in a way that goes beyond just sibling annoyance. During the family dinner no one bats an eye when ben jumps into him, causes his body to jerk around, and literally says that he's ben?? He lies on the floor of the elevator looking like death and we don't so much as ask what's wrong? Klaus pukes out the contents of 7 fully grown humans practically and no one offers a tums, or a ride to the damn hospital?? Like wasn't diego a fuckin cop, he should know that none of this is the result of an overdose??? As far as i can recall,, klaus doesn't even use drugs in this season? We see him drink but that's it unless I'm forgetting, which is entirely possible since it is now 2am lmao. And they just play it off as jokes, we are meant to find this funny?

And just like, he wasn't involved in the actual plot of this season much, if at all, besides being a largely unwilling catalyst for ben. Nothing would change in this season if they had cut him out completely, and i really hate that.

I'm not upset at all really- despite sounding upset and writing a long ass rant lmao- the let down of one character doesn't ruin the season for me, and honestly, given how other shows have failed me this year (looking at you, the politician) , i count this season as a win overall. Luther especially has changed so much for the better, and he was probably the highlight of this season. I'm just bummed because klaus was s u c h a good character in season one, easily one of the most interesting characters, and they did nothing with him this season.

[xbillyloomis]

Baking with their S/O

Requested: no

WARNINGS: swearing, mentions of murder (ish), pretty much all the gerneral/minor warnings that come with reading Slasher stuff

🖤🖤🖤🖤

Billy Loomis:

Words ~ 124

this guy can’t bake for shit

so if you can’t either then you’re both kinda screwed

but, if you can, then you can semi guide him through the steps

although be warned, this guy will take every opportunity to play around with the food instead of making it into something

has dumped flour on you instead of measuring it out too many times to count - “for the love of Michael Meyers, STOP DUMPING FLOUR OVER ME!!” *cue cute angry face*

saying that, he genuinely enjoys eating the food afterwards

just the thought that you two had created that, that you’d done something so domestic sent his heart into a gushy mess

it’s just getting there that’s hard

but it’s an experience totally worth having

🖤🖤🖤🖤

Stu Macher:

Words ~ 126

oof

if you’re brave enough to take on cooking with this man-child then you deserve a Medal of Valour

100 times worse than Billy

seriously, this dude will actually try and climb into the scales to see how many Ounces he weighs

(bby boi is adorable but “oh my god, Stu, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”)

gets very pouty when you pull him off of them only to find that they’re now broken

“Well what did you expect Stu, you’re a grown ass human”

anyway

since your scales are now completely ruined, he gets you the bestest, newest scales money can buy (Stu is just the best boyfriend ever, amiright?)

which makes the next time he breaks them that much more frustrating

*rolls eyes*

🖤🖤🖤🖤

Stu and Billy:

Words ~ 152

these two together + kitchen = absolute chaos

they take to pulling pranks on each other with the ingredients when you’re back is turned

they also used to steal ingredients and stash them away later like chipmunks to pull pranks on you, but stopped when you threatened them with a spoon - something they took very seriously after the first time you whooped their arses with it

usually means that whatever you’re making ends up a flat lump that’s barely two fingers high (“volume is everything, after all, Stu”)

it still tastes pretty delicious though, which is a little bit odd but you don’t complain (“turns out that volume isn’t everything, ey, Y/n?” ���I will take your cake away, Billy”)

they however, do complain when it comes to cleaning up the kitchen

“you made the mess, you can clean it up!”

results in them being very pouty bois™️ by the end of the night

🖤🖤🖤🖤

Beetlejuice:

Words ~ 165

it’s like trying to cook with a two year old on crack (srsly tho, don’t give your kids crack)

loads of hassle, and no reward (he dumped the cake mix on the floor? oops *adorable shrug*)

there was one time when he genuinely tried so hard to be good

made it until you guys had to put it in the oven and then just couldn’t help himself.

when your back was turned, he turned the oven off, and stuck the rack to the sides of the oven a little

so about 40 minutes later, when you go to get it out, it spills all over you (it got stuck, like Beej planned, you yanked, like Beej planned, and now you’re covered in cake batter, like Beej planned)

“you’re so annoying”

he laughs when you threaten to murder him, simply pulling you into his side and squeezing you “You can’t murder me, darling. You’d miss me too much.”

*sigh*

a truly horrifying experience. Would not recommend

🖤🖤🖤🖤

Norman Bates:

Words ~ 143

is probably the best Slasher to cook with.

he has no idea what he’s doing, but won’t behave like a child like the others (Thank God)

little bean just wants to make something nice for you, so will follow your every instruction (he has a massive fear that you’ll leave him if he can’t make you happy, so he’ll do literally anything that you could ask of him)

is so proud when he pulls it out of the oven, he literally lights up

insists you have the first bite, and fuckng glows when you compliment how good it is (seeing his reaction makes you feel bad for wanting to sneak salt in when he wasn’t looking - thankfully he never left the meals side so as to check it was all ok)

honestly the best person to cook with. 10/10 would recommend

🖤🖤🖤🖤

Pennywise:

Words ~ 180

this clayown

is an absolute nightmare when it comes to cooking

gets drool everywhere (seriously, don’t serve this cake to people!)

gets more of the ingredients over the kitchen than in the bowl/pan

but he has so much fun!

his favourite thing to make is popcorn

he loves watching it pop (he copies along with it too, mouthing the word “Pop” and laughing maniacally as the corn heats up. seriously, your neighbours are a little worried that you’re the killer haunting the town)

never ever ever do one of those ‘share bowls’ with him

you’ll get like, three of whatever’s in there before he’s already eaten the entire contents

but

if you ever make an actual meal for you two?

then he’ll actually behave and help you make it (he likes it when you two sit across from each other at the table with a meal, it makes him feel like he’s doing a good job of taking care of you)

it’s very enjoyable to have that … different level of intimacy between you every once in a while

🖤🖤🖤🖤

Requests Closed!

Tags Open!

[unseelie-bitch]

Season 2 Episode 3: Into the Under Realm

Lowkey obsessed with that weird fish but I think it needs a bigger bowl please

Piff why must you immediately cause problems in your SLEEP

Piff oh my god

Bro if you didn't want them going WHY would you tell them there's a test they are clearly going to instead on taking it

Okay Flora can't use magic which tracks because like no plants

Musa can but it's a terrible idea, also tracks because caves

AYY BLOOM, STELLA AND LAYLA PASSED

Oh no Techna couldn't transform :(

Musa's crying oh no it's okay bby!!

OH NO PIFF'S CRYING AGAIN

Oh it's cool she's over it

Ugh why are the boys back I literally just don't care

YES LAYLA ROAST THEM

Layla is kicking Riven off his own bike I LOVE HER

I adore how unimpressed Layla is with these men

Sky you didn't even TRY to help Stella you bitch it was clearly important to her so why not try and help? Dick

"I don't hear anything!" *monster growls* nice one Bloom

I love that Layla's fairy outfit is basically tinkerbell with a crop top

Sorry you're telling me "shadow monsters" aren't phased by fire but a sun blast kills them in one hit? HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE

I love Layla's power it's so funky

Layla really said "fuck the men I'm only here for my pixes and my winx club"

Oh the witches will have a FIELD DAY when they see Bloom

SKY WHY THE FUCK DID YOU STOP BLOOM FROM GRABBING STELLA NOW SHE'S FALLING OFF A CLIFF YOU DICK

[bibibuckleyy]

‘Pinned’ liveblog

there are def spoilers ahead so don’t read if you haven’t seen the episode yet! also this is definitely not gonna make sense if you haven’t seen the episode and it’s very long so i’m sorry in advance

i wanna go to this bowling alley

i agree garett is a damn treasure look at that boi

he’s totally boyfriend manager material

yes buck you are a genuis 

“technically it would be an exoskeleton”

LET HIM ENJOY THE WIN

“NO REFUNDS”

ayeeee my son garett gettin his coin go be manager 👏🏽

“JESSE, YOU’RE FIRED” LMAOOOOOO

so apparently green tea fights brain tumors

so let me tall y’all bout my good friend MICHAEL

he’s got a brain tumor and he is scarin the shit out the whole fandom

and hey instead of gettin the SURGERY

THIS BITCH IS GOIN CAMPING

i don’t think he understands that he cannot fucking die 

athena and may are literally me

they both like ‘wtf why is he goin camping he has a damn brain tumor’

and the fandom like ‘bitch same T-T’

no pressure bobby but MICHAEL’S LIFE IS IN YOUR HANDS

michael bby i don’t know why your doctor cleared you for this

like ‘hey, you have a life-threatening tumor but whatev’s YOLO lmao go camping dude hopefully you don’t progressively get worse while you are there lol lol’

spoiler alert: he gets worse

me and his doc bout to throw hands

if athena and may don’t get him first

“assuming there is a next year”

well f u c k.

that’s a 2020 mood tho fr fr 

athena pls knock some sense into michael you have my blessing girlie

congrats may on gettin into USC!

*casually googles USC*

WOW ALBERT

i dunno what i expected

but it was not...that

throw the whole room away chim

”technically he doesn’t even have a room” DAMN CHIM THE SHADE

things just ‘ignited’ huh?

well that was awkward

EXCUSE YOU ALBERT IN THIS HOUSEHOLD WE DO NOT QUESTION MADNEY

“she’s a good friend to you” with that little sip after DAMN ALBERT I CACKLED

Chim bby you look exhausted lmao

omg wAIT I LOVE THE TREE PLANTING TRADITION

IT’S SO NOBLE

“Plant it, let it grow, and stay out if it’s way!”

i love that they are including bobby in this

michael? michael what’s wrong with your hands buddy

THAT’S IT THIS TRIP IS CANCELLED SIRI TAKE US TO THE NEAREST HOSPITAL

“ah, the dreaded c-word”

hi hello yes i only accept relationship advice if it comes from hen or athena

awkward shoulder laugh?? ok buddie eddie

“tommorow isn’t promised to anyone, so if you love her, tell her”

*still doesn’t tell buck how he feels*

i love athena and may’s bond 

it’s real like yea they have problems and disagreements but theye still love eachother

i like that they don’t agree all the time about everything

“we still have time” UH YEA BITCH WE BETTER

michael you are hi key scaring me now

stop stop stop you guys need to go to the hospital

bobby and harry are the duo we didn’t know we needed 

ok listen

i really hated this emergency

like just do your dishes bitch

your house is already remodeled

i mean like it was still a good rescue

but i was kind of an eyeroll

he really shot himself with a nail gun

bruh

“i didn’t say i love you back to my daughter”

aii so he’s not as thick headed as i thought

wowzers that’s a lot of blood comign out of his chest

i literally chose the worst moment to make food

i‘m seasoned 9-1-1 vet tho so i’m used to it lmao

 EDDIE WAIT ARE YOU ASKING BUCK OUT 

WAIT IT WAS SO CASUAL THO

IT’S LIKE

THEY DO THIS OFTEN

ANA FLORES WHO

(ok ok i like Ms. Flores but i am a buddie stan first and foremost)

wow i didn’t expect that when they opened the back of the ambulance

lord have mercy this dudes blood is everywhere

me too buck, me too

i mean like i would lose my appetite but like,,, this popcorn is good yo

“where are you going?”

“to ask your sister out on a date so i can tell her i love her”

YES CHIM GO GET HER 

*chants* MANDEY! MADNEY! MADNEY!

uh oh michael and bobby are bout to fiiight

“i’m fine”

“no michael, you’re not, and i think it’s time we all started admitting that”

FUCKING THANK YOU BOBBY 

IT’S NOT ALL OK DAMNIT

“you think you are hiding it but he sees it”

YEA SO DO WE AND I THINK I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE WHEN I SAY I DON’T LIKE IT

“to learn!”

“to learn what?”

“how to be a family when i’m gone”

.........

i hate everyone 

my heart didn’t deserve to break like that

JOSHHHHHHH

HI BBY

there are still bruises on his face :(

i’m still mad about his date

FUCK YOU GREG 

maddie dear chimney is not breaking up with you lmao

poor josh bro sunshine bby didn’t deserve it

i love athena and hen’s dynamic like just GOALS

“this thing with michael is looming over us constantly”

truer words have never been spoken 

i want to go to a revolving restaurant

it looked so cool

this is gonna sound weird byut maddie not saying i love you was just even better than her saying it back

she expressed it in her own way

(still fuck you doug) 

“i love you maddie, and as long as i know you feel the same, i can say it enough for the both of us”

WHAT DID THIS WORLD DO TO DESERVE THIS MAN 

WHOLESOME SO DAMN WGOLESOME

oh hey this dude is gonna propose

foreshadowing??

this dude really dropped the box

lmao why he look so nervous

i thought when she grabbed the box her hand was gonna get caught in the revolver thing

“the answer is-”

MY JAW HIT THE FLOOR

OH MY GOD

FUCKING EARRINGS 

LORD NOOOOOOOOOO LMAOOOOOO

the way maddie went “oh boy” honestly same here we go

“five years together and you bring me up here for earrings?”

“it’s your birthday”

“yea, next week”

The dude that turned around right after he said that was me

like i just,,,,

fucking earrings AHAHAHAAAAAAAA

homegirl really chose the worst moment to stand up

i take it back i don’t want to go to one of those restaurants 

wowwwww madney really being a dynamic duo in a crisis

and i am here for it!

they saved homegirl’s life

AND GOT A FREE HOTEL ROOM FOR ITTTTTT

I LITERALLY CANNOT TAKE ANY MORE MICHAEL ANGST

two bros, chillin by the camp fire, and i’m freakin out cause one of them’s gonna die

“i wanna see him grow up, and i don’t know if i will”

9-1-1 writers turn on your location i just wanna talk-

“i need you to keep me and my father alive for him” 

thanks i hate it

candlelit breakfast is then new thing pass it on

“took maddie out to talk and things...ignited”

 CHIMNEY YOU SMUG BASTARD

“hey handsome”

*points* there! there’s the exact moment my heart stopped

HELL NAH GET THIS DUDE AWAY FROM JOSH IMMEDEATLY

rest in power to josh’s mug

OH

OH SHIT

HE HAS A GUN

HE HAS A FUCKIN GUN

“i love you howie”

.....

bitch i didn’t order this take it back

no no no no nO NOOOOOOOOOOO

so i honestly forgot abou the whoe ‘hostage situation thing’

I WASN’T EXPECTING THIS

CAN JOSH GET A DAMN BREAK PLEASE

josh looks so scared awwwww NOOOOOO

“do not move, or you will be shot”

bitch nO

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

somebody call buck he’ll know what to do

so.... this has been my “Pinned” liveblog! i’m sorry it was super long and there was like no capitalization anywhere lmao. i actually enjoyed this so hit up my askbox if you want me to liveblog another episode!

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

💞Goshiki's Crush on the Team's Manager💞

Goshiki x Female Manager feat. Shiratorizawa

Our precious first year, bowl-cut bby has a little crush on the team's manager 👀 what could possibly go wrong???

Warnings: none because I'm responsible 🤣

A/N: This was a request from @axoxtxhxh!! Karasuno x manager coming Saturday 10/30!!! Also I'm opening a taglist for all future x Manager headcannons! If you would like to be included, please dm me or drop an ask 😍

We all know how this started

You were the sweet manager for the regal Shiratorizawa 👑

All of Shiratorizawa absolutely ADORED you

Especially the third years

Ushiwaka, Tendo, Semi and the gang treated you like the absolute QUEEN you are

Not that you were complaining all that much

I mean, you are being protected by literal trees YN

What more could you want? 👀👀👀

So when the mighty Shiratorizawa lost to Karasuno, the third years retired and a new team stepped up to guard the fabulous YN

By "team", I mean one person

Goshiki 🥺

Our little bowl cut boy and current ace

Tendo totally made Ushiwaka hand off a fake crown to Goshiki 😭

There was a ceremony and everything

Goshiki cried when he became Shiratorizawa's ace

Tendo filmed the whole thing

"You're doing great sweetie" 😭👏🏻

You, of course, cheered on your favorite first year

If Goshiki didn't already like you, the cheering solidified the deal

Goshiki is now in love with you YN

Hand in marriage 💑 💍

He has your whole life planned

Shares this with the rest of the team

Tendo is planning your wedding

Kawanishi rolls his eyes 🙄

Shirabu tells him marriage at his age isn't possible

You have absolutely no idea what's going on

Goshiki is CRUSHED 😫

he sulks for an entire practice

Coach Washijō is crabby 😡

Shirabu tells him to suck it up

Goshiki's bangs hang lower than they have ever hung before

You literally have zero clue what's going on

Ushiwaka approaches you with his wisdom

"I think Goshiki likes you" 😐🧍

You 👉🏻🙁😲😳

Tendo 👉🏻 😃😅

Shirabu 👉🏻 😐🙄

Goshiki 👉🏻 💀💀💀

The rest of practice is awkward 😬

Goshiki can't hit a single ball

The team is in shambles

The world explodes 🌎 🔥

You decide none of this is beneficial

That means you have one path YN

*sigh* "Goshiki I think you are cute too"

Walk away 🚶‍♀️

Tendo 👉🏻😲🕺

Shirabu and Ushiwaka 👉🏻😐😐

Semi 👉🏻🤨

Goshiki 👉🏻 🔥 👄 🔥

Way to go YN 🙄

Just when we thought the complex couldn't get any worse 🙃

Just wait until Season 4 training camp 👀

You know the one

Koganegawa, Kunimi, Kindaichi, Tsukki and of course, bby Hinata 🥺

Coach Washijō asked you to serve as manager for the camp

You happily agreed

Tendo overheard the convo

Mans is a gossip QUEEN 🍵

Runs 🏃‍♂️ to tell Goshiki

Goshiki is PANICKING

He knows he's a strong ace but you'll be at a training camp

With boys

From different schools 🏫

He must develop a plan!

Doesn't develop a plan

Wings it like he normally does 😐

Tries his hardest to keep you away from any other boys

Tsukki and Kunimi could care less

Kindaichi is super sweet to you

Offers to carry water bottles for you

You agree 😍

He's a precious bby please YN 🤚🏻

Goshiki sees this 👀

RUNS to grab the bottles from Kindaichi

The boys fight

Waterbottles fly in the air 😬 spilling all over

Kindaichi 👉🏻😲

Goshiki 👉🏻 😳

Tsukki and Kunimi 👉🏻 🙄 📱

Coach Washijo 👉🏻 😤😡

"YN CLEAN THAT UP"

You 👉🏻🥺😔 "ok"

If things couldn't get worse, Hinata slides in with the save

"Here YN! I'll help"

"Thanks Hinata!" 😍

Goshiki is RUINED

He's suppose to be your savior!

Whines and mops the rest of practice

Ends up staying late doing 100 serves

Coach Washijo is a mad man 😠

Hinata and Kindaichi ask you if you want to practice in another gym with them

"I think I'll stay and help Goshiki"

Goshiki is in the middle of a serve when he spots you walking towards him

Face plants on his landing 🤦‍♂️

You giggle 😃

Goshiki considers face planting as a viable option for future games

"Tsutomu do you need help?"

Goshiki is STUNNED

You- you said his name 😳

Pretty sure he could die happy

Can't form words to answer you

You stare waiting

He still can't function

Jesus YN help the mans out

"Nod once if you want help"

Goshiki nods more than once

He did not understand the assignment

You decide it's ok

Give the mans a break YN you broke him

Help him and cheer him on YN

Mans makes every single serve 💅

After the 100 serves, asks you on a date

You ask him if a date to the cafeteria for dinner would be acceptable

HE DOES NOT CARE YN

Mans escorts you to the cafeteria

Tendo is watching from behind the corner 👀

"Ahh young love" he sighs ❤👄❤

Taglist: @loevngyuno

[sweetcheol]

got7 reaction; their s/o has a cold

aka i have a cold and wish i was their s/o

jaebum.

he’s so caring.

ears perked up the first time you sneezed.

tried not to worry because you tend to sneeze as soon as you get out of bed in the morning. 

but you kept on sneezing as you ate your breakfast.

which you never did.

so by the time he came back home from the studio, he was prepared.

hot tea in a travel cup in hand, he joined you on the couch, where you were snuggling in a fuzzy blanket with a pack of tissues by your side.

“here, you’ll feel so much better,” he says as he hands you the warm drink.

you thank him with a quick peck on the cheek ‘cause you don’t want him to get sick too, but he just responds by cuddling closer to you. 

won’t get away from your side.

cooks you dinner (or he probably just orders some fried chicken) and has a lot of midnight snacks prepared.

u too watch fluffy movies until u both doze off. 

all of the cats cuddle up with u two and it’s just the best thing ever. 

probs wakes up feeling a bit sick too bc he really did refuse to get away from u lol. 

jackson.

ngl he probably freaks a bit at first.

healthy boi isn’t used to being sick.

and since you take care of yourself too, he isn’t used to you being sick.

so u have to constantly remind him that it’s nothing to worry about.

u just left the house without a jacket the other night and caught a cold.

feels kind of bad when he sees u trying to sit away from him on the couch so he won’t get sick.

so he turns to pamper the living shIT out of you. 

lets you not drink the morning shake. 

texts the guys and doesn’t go to practice or the studio so he can be with u the whole day. 

which you appreciate a lot since him spending the day home is rare as he’s a very busy guy. 

tells you a lot of jokes in an attempt to make you laugh.

gets you nearly a thousand cups of warm, organic green tea.

lends you your favorite hoodie of his as you cuddle up in bed.

even breaks his diet a bit by ordering not-so-healthy take out for you and eating it in solidarity.

we stan boyfriend!jackson sm. 

mark. 

the softest bean.

was in practice with the boys when u told him you weren’t going to catch up with them for lunch because you were sick.

you didn’t tell him it was just a small cold so he got super worried.

bolted out of practice and to your apartment.

and even when he saw you weren’t actually dying, he still proceeded to be the sweetest boyfriend ever and took such good care of you.

he ran you a nice, warm bath.

prepared your fluffiest and fuzziest blankets and hugged you so close to him as you play some videogames.

feels bad for you bc he hears you sneezing too much and lets you win <3333. 

sighs and plays with your hair when he feels you nuzzling your face into his neck.

you end up napping for a few hours until you hear some banging on the front door.

turns out it’s the guys trying to make sure you were okay bc mark was supper worried and had told them he just had !!!! to see you because you were sick.

blushes and proceeds to cuddle you even closer to him, if it was even possible.

youngjae.

you weren’t answering your texts and the two of you had kind of gotten into a small argument the night before, so bby boy thought you were mad at him and didn’t want to talk. 

bought you flowers and went over to your apartment to apologize.

found you sleeping on your bed with tear stains all over your cheeks.

and :(((((( thought you were crying bc of him.

so when you woke up he apologized and gave u the bouquet.

but then you told him you were sick.

and he kinda felt relieved but then proceeded to worry abt you. 

sings for you as he cooks you a warm bowl of soup.

and then snuggles the living shit out of you as you binge-watch some random show.

it’s a comedy so he’s laughing the whole time.

and it brings a smile to your face bc his laugh is the most adorable thing ever.

gives you a ton of forehead kisses.

he makes me so soft and i literally can’t thx.

jinyoung.

we know how caring he is with the boys.

so you can just expect him to be just as caring with you.

if not more.

literally spends the whole day by your side.

won’t listen to you as you tell him to go on with his day because it’s just a cold and it’s not like you’re actually gonna die anyways.

no. he sees it as his duty of bf to make sure you’re well-taken care of !!!!! at all times !!!!!

makes sure your tea cup is always full.

gets u a lot of nice snacks.

gets u a brand new tissue pack right next to your bed before u go to sleep so he can close the bathroom door without feeling guilty. 

if there’s anything else u need he gets it for you in record time.

will propose a scary movie marathon.

does it both because he likes scary movies and also because you always end up hugging him for dear life.

bambam.

okay so

it’s kind of his fault that you’re sick.

it’s definitely his fault that you’re sick.

he had been kind of catching a cold for a few days but boy kept on kissing you like everything was fine.

even shared offered you water straight from his bottle when you told him you had left yours at home.

he was just kind of sneezing here and there so u didn’t think he was actually sick.

but then you got sick.

bby bam feels really guilty so he offers to take u shopping.

but u are sick !!!!

so he shops for u while u are taking a nap.

comes back home bearing so many gifts it actually kind of scares you.

he also gets you some flowers bc he’s just devilishly charming.

gets u matching hoodies and u wear them for the rest of the day while u lounge around the house.

bam is lowkey trying to take selfies with u the entire time.

u don’t let him because your nose is red and your eyes are puffy.

“but you’re still so beautiful”

u watch a movie while eating a nice bowl of soup that he tried his best to make.

even looks up recipes online and ends up following a yt video.

is kissing you the entire and doesn’t take a no for an answer.

he literally doesn’t care if he gets sick.

“i’m the reason you’re sick anyways :((((”

yugyeom.

yugyeom.

woke up to find u sneezing while sippin on some tea in the kitchen of your apartment.

u didn’t want to wake him so u left the bed.

but he can’t sleep without u next to him so he was bound to wake up anyways.

gets u to go back to bed with your tea.

and cuddles u under the covers.

doesn’t go back to sleep even when u do.

puts something on tv on like... super low volume and stays awake to check up on you the entire night.

and when it’s morning he tells you he already told the boys he’s not going to practice because he has to take care of you.

cooks you breakfast and the two of you have breakfast in bed.

tbh you don’t really leave the bed much for the whole day.

only when he gets to run you a bath.

bc your muscles were getting a bit sore and you were feeling a bit uncomfortable.

updates the guys on your condition that sounded weird lol.

gets u in a nice fuzzy sweater of his and sings softly in your ear.

low-key laughs when u get one of those particularly harsh sneezes.

hdkjfdgkdshfj i love him.