#(ba dum tsshhh)

[mamawasatesttube]

one of these days i am gonna write the kon "mixed kid/first gen kid from a diaspora culture" fic of my own dreams. one day it'll happen. as soon as i figure out how to, like, write it.

[novangla]

okay friends get ready

breakup fic is Coming Soon

if you’re planning on being dramatic and quitting tumblr or something, you can find me on ao3 @ WingFeathers

[creekfiend]

What breed is Silver? She looks kind of similar to one of my dogs

Silver is 50% doberman and roughly 25% Dutch shepherd and 25% malinois. In reality her mom was a mix of a couple more things as well but none of them show up on Silver's embark screening. On her mom's screening though there are a couple northern breeds and stuff!

[verycorrectlotr]

i hate to play devil’s advocate...

but gimli i’m sorry that most definitely counts as more than one

[tinkiisms]

mood: i just re-read the trouble with tink manga (now in english) and my tinkerence feelings are so through the roof.

terence says straight up “i’m in love with tink” TWICE in the fairy diaries at the back of the book

[moderatelydelusional]

why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

…he couldn't see himself doing it!

ba dum tsshhh

[fangirlinindia]

*Breaks the door*

Ba-dum-tsshhh

*cricket sounds*

Yup that was random

Right in front of my tea

[lostcorpseroad]

i think i’m back into sort of a largely numb indifferent depression, which is... idk, it’s whatever

[itsthelastquestion]

hey hey guess what the stars' favorite sex position is?

...

doggy style since they like playing from behind

*ba-dum-tsshhh*

[yellowfingcr]

Why are the giant crabs so tired? Because their swamped! Ba-dum tsshhh

✧░“Hm. Yes, for sure this is another one I would have laughed at. Thank you!”

[rp-michael-j-caboose]

Red vs. Blue Season 15, Episode 4

So back in old RvB 12-13 I developed a love/scared of relationship with Emily Grey?

Yeah now I’m just scared of her...like holy shit the cutesy dad joking innocent act melted away pretty damn quick there. Legit terrified of her now more than ever...and love it

The talk between Dylan and her husband was....actually kinda heartbreaking. 

Also I like how they’re portraying Dylan as a genuine reporter, one who’s interested in the truth and not attention..........Although it makes her a completely unbelievable character - BA DUM TSSHHH

Seriously though I can’t help but feel a little off put every time she claims to be a journalist looking for the facts for good reasons, modern media has quite clearly outed that little fact as nothing but hypothetical and unlikely at that

SANTA’S BACK! HOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Also....shit.....The Reds and Blues just wanting to be left alone...done with all of it....

Guess we know how hard Church’s death hit, huh?

Also that ‘The Force Awakens’ tribute at the end was pretty great, especially the ending

HE’S BACK BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ofignorance-blog]

upprivet replied to your post:upprivet: #is this poppy n mio??? no that’s...

shut up :)

[moderatelydelusional]

i started a nightclub for men with erectile dysfunction.

…it was a total flop.......and nobody came.

BA DUM TSSHHH

[theloupgaroux]

how ironic would it be for me to watch the buffy episode "flooded"

[justsomenerdydude]

A chicken and a egg have just made love. They're having a post-coital cigarette.

The chicken turns to the egg and says "well, that answers that old question".

[thedancingking-blog1]

I need the Resurrection Stone.

Because this dash is dead.