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A small shoutout to these two asshats. They’re perfect for each other!
#illustrator#illustration#good omens art#crowley#good omens#good omens aziraphale#aziraphale#good omens crowley#digital artist#good omens comic#good omens beelzebub#good omens fanart#good omens gabriel#jon hamm#beelzebub#gabriel#artwork#illustration art#asshat
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The Lore of the universe moon mites exist in is a work in progress (most of all the designs of the aliens lol). This would be approximately 1'500 years into the future, this Galactic society being incredibly young as before it, space was nearly completely silent and antisocial. Putting the Dark Forest theory at play here (if you know what that entails heh), humans being the odd one out just because they've been screaming into space with no regard for their safety since the start of their societal evolution (which is why various of species of aliens silently hovered above to see what the ruckus was.. some less well-intentioned than others, but their interference wasn't enough to influence humanity as a whole.) Once humanity was able to travel through the stars more effectively, THEY would be the ones to make the first move into first contact, which became an alliance, which became a collective of alliances, and a new form of Galactic urbanization was born. Of course, with it still young, it has... plenty of flaws, most of them ethical.
Have this stupid doodle of my and my friend's ( @perkybat ) sonas in this universe lol. Fun Fact, sentient machines that operate without organic material (like brain organoids) are not considered "alive" legally, so their rights are up in the air to be violated by many species, often having to live on the run and as outlaws to make ends meet.
Also some mite lore!! Starting with the eldest Core Leader, Gen0
An ancient mite kit who's grown to be cruel and vengeful after being subjected to not only the abduction and torment of his entire species but experimentation that had irreparably altered his blood as well as the rest of his kind for the worst. Resulting in the modern mite.
Also some more mite lore, being their tonic berserker response AS WELL as a lethal psychological aliment that has originated from them. Three examples of individuals afflicted being a bluavia nurse, and two Planetary Pest Control Hunters (Eric belonging to @themagicbrew). Edgar might look familiar because I'm literally yoinking him for this, I love him too much to NOT use him.
Also some doodles with partial lore but generally for fun + Asshat and Jackass mite.
#ocs#oc lore#moon mite lore#lore vomit#alien#weirdfur#moon mite#jackass#asshat#jackass moon mite#original character#concept art
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Don’t your kids ask you where you are when you’re out cheating on your husband?
Hahahahaha get the fuck out of here. Dumbass. You’re a fucking idiot. 😂😂🖕🏼😂 I tell them I’m doing a community service….teaching your mom how to fuck, so your dad will stop messaging me. 😉💋
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The Legacy of Edmun Dragonsbane
anyway painting only at night has become a problem I have to do 50 adjustments on my phone to get it to look the same
#dragons dogma dark arisen#ddda#dukedragonsbane#gran soren#asshat#dragons dogma#the first one tho#fanart#fantasy#digital illustration
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most people don’t know this, but the little A on Captain America’s stupid little helmet actually stands for “Asshat”. In reference to the helmet actually being his asshat.
#Captain America#im watching civil war rn#And I’m very tired#And I haven’t posted in MONTHS#steve rogers#asshat#marvel#mcu
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Best Curse Word Tournament!
asshat (English) /ˈæshæt/ a fool
coño (Spanish) /ˈkoɲo/ a female’s genitalia, but used fluidly like “fuck”
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The time and energy put into WHOM, zathuda. You were nowhere! On purpose!
#cr spoilers#He sees her as a finished project just because he did a bunch of shit before donating sperm!#Asshat
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Staying up until past 3am only to see grandpow yell at lil dave and crash into him and then seeing lil dave cry in an interview
#indycar#im gonna scream at people#hopefully at will#how dare he#asshat#david has had such a garbage patch of a year#why add to it when you already have one leg in a retirement home
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me when u tell me about another inanimate object that had beat u up
LISTEN
that toilet paper dispenser bites hard.~🎃
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A clever fanvid by Rai, who combined two of my favorites - Minx and Chicago. 👏🏼
#all my children#amc#amc minx#minx#bianca x marissa#marissa x bianca#bianca montgomery#marissa tasker#asshat#soap opera#tv shows#christina bennett lind#christina lind#sarah glendening#jacob young#fanvid#rai#tiktok#videos#wlw#sappic#femslash#chicago#original vid linked above#note: i don't dislike the actor i just don't care for the character
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These two asshats.
#illustrator#illustration#digital artist#artist on tumblr#crowley#good omens#good omens art#aziraphale#good omens aziraphale#gleafer art#good omens comic#good omens gabriel#good omens beelzebub#color illustration#asshat
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TO MAKE UP FOR THAT SHITTY ART PIECE I MADE YESTERDAY:
unsaturated version underneath:
i was gonna color it with the crayon brush but once I hit a certain point of coloring with the brush tool my brain went "don't you have to erase the colors that got out of the lines" so I basically redid everything because I got pissed and I don't feel like going through all that shit. I do NOT love him enough for that.
#colaposting#digital art#mccock sucker#Mcdonalds man#Eagle tamer#Eagle man#America man#america man my beloved#asshat#:33#general mcdonald's#general mccoy#HES SO STUPID <33#teehee#i love grown men
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Forbidden Skies.
Topgun Maverick fanfic.
Chapter one
Pairings: Jake “hangman” Seresin x y/n Female!Pilot “Stinger” callsign.
Summary: hangman and y/n really hated each other but , secretly wants to fuck each-other. Two hardass, cocky pilots. What will happen when they go on a mission? Will it make feelings come to the surface or will history continue to repeat itself.
Chapter Two
🚫 18+ MINORS DNI 🚫
“Hi y/n how is your training going?” Your mom asks as she smiles while your dad gets into the frame of the computer screen. “Hi sweetie how is flying going” he asks.
“It’s going good my squad is actually a family. We have a mission coming up in a few months so we are always training. How are you two? Did you get my Mother’s Day gift? I sent it a few days before.” I love getting to see my family. They are all the way back in Texas, where I am from. I’m here in California for duty for Top Gun. I am a Lieutenant in the U.S Navy. Practically one of the best pilots in the buiz. I have one confirmed kill under my wings.
“Yes sweetie the necklace and flowers you sent came actually on the day of Mother’s Day. You made my day special even if you are one thousand miles away.” I hate not being there for most of the holidays but, they support me fully in the navy. They love my career.
“That’s good mom. I am glad I got to send you something.” I smile at them. Being away from them and being the only daughter it sucks but , got to do what you got to do.
“Now tell me about your squad you said they are actually like family.” Dad asks. He finally is starting to get gray haired.
“Well there is rooster, Bob, fanboy, coyote, ohama, halo , Fritz, Yale, Harvard, payback, Phoenix and bagman. Those aren’t their real names it’s their callsigns it’s easier to talk to them using callsigns. They are all part of this new mission we are doing. Our captain , Maverick we are training for this “off the wall” mission.” I explain as I use quotations in the hair with my hands.
“Bagman? What kind of callsign is that all the others sound tough.” I chuckle as my mom asks me confused.
“Well his callsign is actually hangman but we all joke and call him bagman cause he is a serious dickhead.”
“Oh so he ruffles your feathers.” My mom looks at me as she sips her wine. Man when that women gets a taste of red wine she never thinks before saying whatever is on her mind. You roll your eyes.
“Definitely not mother.” I say as her and dad exchanged a look between the two. How could hangman ever “ruffle” your feathers as she puts it. Makes you rather gag as you are thinking about it. You have been single for a while now trying to focus on your career in the Navy. While your parents want you to be popping out grandkids. Something they say is “they won’t be getting any younger if you wait to long they won’t have any grandparents alive.” I mean you would love to settle down and have children with your future husband but after fuck face did what he did when you was going to basic training to go into the navy you swore you would just focus on your training and forget about him.
“Sweetie how long has it been? 4 years.” Your mom finally spoke up making you focus back on her and not on your spiraling brain.
**FLASH BACK**
“Congratulations New navy graduates. May you look at this day as a new life. Make everything count. Your adventure has just begun and I belive your future is bright. May God bless the U.S Navy.” Admiral Simpson spoke as we all graduated and became Navy sailors. I made my way to my family and everyone is there except the one I wanted to be there the most. “My fiancé” Jackson. We have been together for such a while now probably three and Half years. He proposed to me the weekend before I shipped out for Basic. He knew how much this meant to me. I looked at my mom and dad disappointed.
“Where is Jackson. He said he would be here.” I asked looking around obviously not seeing him.
“He said he had to work today and he couldn’t get off.” I nod as my mom hands me my phone and I turn it on to a bunch of texts and calls congratulating me on graduating mom tagged me a post. She is always posting. She loves social media more than me. But the one thing that still bothered me as Jackson has yet to text me or even call. I press his contact and it goes straight to voicemail. Maybe his phone is off. I end up going to dinner with my parents and going back to the hotel where they have a room and I look at me in my service dress white uniform. I can’t believe I’m in the military I have worked my ass off for this.
“He still hasn’t called?” My dad looked at me.
“No it’s not like him, in Texas he should be off work by now.”
RING RING RING
I look at my caller ID and it’s my best friend Rachel. “Omg look how hot you are!!! Congratulations y/n”. She screams at me. I chuckle. She is always been literally in my back corner and never lets me down.
“Hi girl and right back at you. Thank you” I say.
“Y/n I am flying out right now , I’m in the airport I had a layover. But before I get on the plane I had to call you because..” she seems nervous.
“Because what Rach tell me what is going on? Are you okay.”
“I’m fine girl it’s Jackson..”
“ what. What’s wrong I tried calling it went to voicemail is everything okay?” I sit on the end of the hotel bed.
“Yes everything is okay well no it’s not y/n I don’t know how to say this.” She looks around nervously
“Rach I swear to god if you don’t spit out I’ll beat you when you land.” I say to her. My mind is going to the worst thing possible.
“He was at the airport with another girl. They where headed to Jamaica. Looked like they had a kid with them.”
My heart instantly stopped. What? Jamaica. Another girl?? A kid? Couldn’t be Jackson.
“Rachel, it couldn’t be him are you sure.” I questioned as I look up at my parents my mom has a sad face expression holding her heart.
PING
I look at the picture in disgust and disbelief. It was him and the girl. How could he do this and lie to my parents after everything. I look at my ring and I rip it off throwing it at the wall.
“I am so sorry y/n I’ll be there as soon as I can. Let’s get drunk with your mom and give the rest of the day for you. This couldn’t sit well with me and I just had to tell you before boarding. Girl you know I truly am sorry but he had a big forehead anyways and now you are such a bad ass and can get anything you want.” She smiles at me.
“Rachel I just can’t believe he could do something like this. I was gonna marry him.”
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“Maybe you need someone to ruffle your feathers.” Your dad commented getting you back to reality.
“Dad mom I’m on a mission and besides I am so focused on training to figure who would be ruffling my feathers at night. “
Phoenix: 🍺 🍺 🎯 ??
“Well mom and dad I love y’all my friend is asking me to go out with them tonight so I’ll talk to y’all soon. Bye”
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You finally make your way to the hard deck and already see everyone inside at the pool table. You don’t see Jake yet so that’s a good sign he might just not be here.
“We’ll look who we have here. Stinger finally came out for once” hangman says behind you. You groan as you turn around to see those green eyes you loathe so much. You can practically smell the arrogance on him.
“Bite me bagman I do come out just not when your here.” You smirk and walk to the door but he stops you from opening it and he holds the door for you.
“After you darlin, and don’t tempt me with a good time I will definitely bite you.” He says
I walk in and make my way to the bar and penny pops open two Budweisers putting them on the bar top.
“I got the first round sting.” Jake says as he pays for them.
“I didn’t ask you to.” I put the beer up to my lips drinking the cold beer.
“STINGER! Your here. There is just too much testosterone in this damn bar tonight.” Natasha says pulling you tit he pool table where Bob and rooster are playing.
You look around and you find the back of a blonde hair man, Jake, walking toward the jukebox finding a song to play. Man the back muscles on that man— I shake my head and turn back to the group of people talking about how rooster just kicked bobs ass in pool.
I can’t be thinking of Jake that way. He is to arrogant and just exactly like me. I couldn’t possibly be thinking of him like that.
“That’s 3 games in a row Bob how are you so bad at pool.” Rooster laughs bringing his bottle of beer to his mouth. Rooster is like a brother I never had. Having no siblings makes you look at your squadron as your real blood brothers and sisters and you would do anything for. Now for Jake he is like a annoying cousin fair down the family tree that you just can’t flick away. Something about him just makes your skin crawl.
“Maybe y/n and I should play.” Hangman says making his way back to his seat.
“Oh so you can get your ass beat on the ground as you do in the sky.” I say to him smirking as I drink my beer earning a laugh from the rest of the group.
“Now sweetheart we all know who gets beat in the sky and it’s not me.” He brings his bottom lip inbetween his teeth biting on it siping his beer.
“Names not sweetheart bagman you should know that by now.”
“Can you both stop arguing like a old married couple.” Rooster finally speaks up.
These next few weeks are gonna be the worst cause of him. He just always knows how to get under my skin.
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Hi lovely! This is my first series so please if you have any feedback please let me know! My requests are open and you can find my Masterlist here. I don’t have a posting schedule so please just bare with me. I’ll post and write when I can. If you enjoy this first chapter please reblog and comment it helps with engagement.
Over and out ,
Elizabeth
#fanfic#fluff#imagines#random reblog#roleplay#jake seresin#top gun maverick hangman#hangman imagine#hangman x female!reader#us navy#18+ minors dni#top gun headcanons#asshat#enemies to lovers#shutupanddo#50 likes#like or reblog#engage#female pleasure#female pilot#bradley rooster bradshaw#my post#Phoinex
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Context... This video is about big hospitals in another part of the country that literally dump homeless people on the corner like they are trash, and not giving two shits about them.. we are talking elderly patients in soiled hospital gowns, disabled people, and even those they refuse to treat.. leaving them on cold sidewalks like their lives don't matter... ANYWAY.. yeah, the story pissed me off. Now see, the problem with social media, there is always some asshat who has an opinion.. anyway... you read the interaction. I responded once, I will respond again.
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This little bastard stole 120kg of Cocain, what punishment should he receive?
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i'm gonna fucking kill you i'm gonna fucking kill you i'm gonna sink my teeth into your fucking flesh and tear you the fuck apart you fucking asshole i want to hear you scream
i'm gonna fucking KILL YOU
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