#you’re an idiot
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goldenstrwbrry · 3 months ago
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Posting this one on main because I loved it n I love my gf @omuricebreakfast
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oeuvrinarydurian · 3 months ago
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Fuck you, Claudine.
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It had to be said.
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cynfulworld · 22 days ago
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Don’t your kids ask you where you are when you’re out cheating on your husband?
Hahahahaha get the fuck out of here. Dumbass. You’re a fucking idiot. 😂😂🖕🏼😂 I tell them I’m doing a community service….teaching your mom how to fuck, so your dad will stop messaging me. 😉💋
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abirthdayclown · 7 months ago
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Candid photo of Carl after saying/doing the most out of pocket shit ever.
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He’s definitely Rick’s son.
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midnight-specialist · 4 months ago
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Wanting people to suffer because “LiFe Is HaRd” is so capitalism and bootlicker coded it’s not even funny. Please get out of rich people’s ass and stop letting yourself be brainwashed by the one’s who literally couldn’t care less if you live or die.
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bunnygirl-titties · 2 years ago
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TERFS/Radfems will say;
“Women are women because of their organs, therefore trans women aren’t women”
And;
“But how dare you minimize women to their organs that’s misogynistic”
All in the same sentence, and than not understand why everyone is laughing at them, or why no one takes them seriously 🤣
Honeydew melon, read that again super slowly, and maybe out loud. Preferably out loud to someone who has a grasp on reality!
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mrs-jamesbbarnes · 6 months ago
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Awwww Tim 🥹
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angelwings-crossbowstrings · 8 months ago
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This is @loganlostitall
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@loganlostitall is an idiot.
Don’t be like @loganlostitall
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lostryu · 1 year ago
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having a fat person in bdg3 makes no sense. you are walking everywhere. you would lose the weight XD
wow youre so smart, truly you know how being fat works. can i interest you in these clothes? theyre made with a special fiber and only able to be seen by people who are really intelligent.
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alloalouette · 3 months ago
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Language lesson of the day: the word vulgar, from the Latin vulgus, means ordinary, common, of the people.
Only people who don’t know this, or who condescend like the elitist fucks of olde in ruling classes and church hierarchy, use ‘vulgar’ as an insult.
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soulinkpoetry · 1 year ago
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You want her to stop nagging. To stop telling you what bothers her, what needs to be changed. I promise you, once she has grown quiet she has given up on you. She no longer cares what you do. Either physically or emotionally, you have lost her.
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oldcardigan · 8 months ago
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just the reaction from people over taylor telling her supporters to vote in the primaries for who best represents them tells me everything i need to know about why she has not, and will likely never make a statement on palestine. people would just call her disingenuous, or pick apart her statement to find something they disagree with.
i do still want her to speak up about palestine and urge for a ceasefire, and i would love to see her speak about other issues too (abortion bills, anti-lgbtq, etc) but at the same time, i completely understand why she doesn’t.
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curiosity-killed · 2 years ago
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Men in cdramas love to be drilling spikes of eternal torment into their bodies
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wastedutil · 2 years ago
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thyknife · 2 years ago
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xo
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frownyalfred · 5 months ago
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Jason and Bruce are out late one night in Gotham as civilians. They get cornered by a mugger and Jason nearly pisses himself, he’s so amused. He teases the would-be mugger about their hand placement, even tries to goad the mugger into a fight because he’s Red Hood. He can disarm anyone in seconds. It doesn’t matter if you have a gun — he has two.
He’s Red Hood, and he has the literal Bat of Gotham standing behind him like a wall of muscle. They’re as close to invincible as humans get, in this town. And that kind of confidence scares off their would-be mugger.
But then Jason turns around, a smile stretching across his face, and Bruce is white. Bone white and so so quiet, eyes wide and trained on where the mugger had been standing.
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