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TO MAKE UP FOR THAT SHITTY ART PIECE I MADE YESTERDAY:
unsaturated version underneath:
i was gonna color it with the crayon brush but once I hit a certain point of coloring with the brush tool my brain went "don't you have to erase the colors that got out of the lines" so I basically redid everything because I got pissed and I don't feel like going through all that shit. I do NOT love him enough for that.
#colaposting#digital art#mccock sucker#Mcdonalds man#Eagle tamer#Eagle man#America man#america man my beloved#asshat#:33#general mcdonald's#general mccoy#HES SO STUPID <33#teehee#i love grown men
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i want to put him in a meat grinder
#howard hamlin better call saul#howard hamlin#better call saul#better call saul shitposting#shitpost#patrick fabian#i love grown men
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AHHHH WHYYY
They're Not Talking
Happy Season 3, friendos.
#they're not talking#good omens#good omens season 3#good omens fanart#aziraphale x crowley#aziraphale#crowley#rip that chair it's not gonna make it#digital sketch#I love grown men#ineffable partners
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I can’t McFucking believe Raul, Hikaru and Daisuke did that 👀 I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S ENGLISH AND I CAN’T MCFUCKING BELIEVE RAUL SAID SUCH SAUCY THINGS AND I CAN’T MCFUCKING BELIEVE DAISUKE DID THAT WITH HIS VOICE 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 I’M SORRY BUT WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
#snow man#god my fav part of them is that minus raul they’re all older than me#UGH I LOVE GROWN ASS MEN 🤤💅#like it makes the sexy times not awkward and questionable cause they’re older than me!#not like the idols now days that are the same age or a few years younger than mean#even like 2000-2002 singing about such stuff is so weird for me to hear lol#BUT THIS IS SO GOOD AND SO YUMMY#I LOVE GROWN MEN#BUT RAUL IS STILL MY BABY#jpop
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Annie is Buck’s blue ribbon baby! He’s very proud! He worked very hard on growing her himself and she’s locally sourced!
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My kofi
#my Annie doodles keep breaking containment and people don’t realize that buck carried her in this au. i need to set the record straight#Annie is not the daughter of two cis men! buck is a seahorse dad and he means the world to me#evan buckley#well….at this point in my au he’s actually Evan Kinard#and that’s his home grown baby Annie!!!! Annie Kinard the love of my life#Annie Kinard#trans evan buckley#911 fanart#911#girl dads bucktommy au#molly doodles
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Saw this on twitter and had to redo it
#i mean#need i say more#good omens#ineffable husbands#michael and david#david and michael#david tennant#michael sheen#ineffable idjits#the sheenants#my boys. erm. two grown men not my boys at all.#the love story of the 21st century#new tag#lookin swell 😎#nye#good#stage play#neil gaiman#the ineffable sandwich
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book jaime lannister is the funniest boy because from birth he’s constructed a grand narrative in his mind that he is the perfect knight to his sister-wife’s perfect maiden, a relationship that exists solely to fuel their mutual narcissism and help him cope with his chronic identity crisis/trauma, only to see a buff girl naked for the first time and come to the subconscious realization that it’s actually HIM who is the maiden to brienne’s knight and proceeds to spend the rest of their trip using preschool tactics of annoying her to death so that she can notice him and sweep him off his feet (it works)
#grown man behaviour#pulling on crush’s pigtail (this will make her love me)#covered in grime filth and blood and still trying to rizz her up#i like their dynamic but brienne seriously needs to have more self respect#she fell in love with a whiny little sewer rat that she’s walking home#maybe she likes pathetic men#all men are pathetic to her but this one’s funny#jaime lannister#brienne of tarth#jaime x brienne#asoiaf#got#game of thrones#so there’s this boy… (gestures to pile of trash with glitter on top)
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he did. my husband tried. he tried to warn them. he did. he said to them, “i’m not as into this as my wife is. i just like looking at cars, but she’s got all the facts and specs and everything. she’s practically a walking encyclopedia.”
and they didn’t believe him. they laughed. they shrugged it off. they shrugged me off. they were warned. and yet they still decided to try and put me to the test. they were warned. they were warned of what would happen to them. and yet they didn’t listen.
their ambition made them icarian. their folly turned my warmth from brilliant to sweltering.
their hubris led to their humiliation.
they were warned. but ambition makes men bold.
this is all just a very dramatic way of saying that grown men decided to play a game of, “oh you’re a fan? prove it” only to have their asses handed to them by their opponent.
this was the opponent btw:
#my big 3:#fangirl#fandom#formula 1#imagine getting humbled by bitch who’s 5’4 and wearing a cowboy hat purchased at build a bear#bc said bitch had gone to build a bear to make the stuffed version of leo leclerc#ya know#leo leclerc#he’s charles leclerc’s puppy#and i borrowed his cowboy hat#austin gp 2024#us gp 2024#cota 2024#i love embarrassing ppl#like#why are you trying to ‘gotcha’ me at a gosh darn f1 race#several of these grown men started yelling at the shuttle bus drivers bc they weren’t transporting tens of thousands of ppl fast enough#so i yelled at them back in defense of the drivers#only i didn’t say ‘they’re trying their best’ or something like that#i said: why are you in such a rush? you gotta get home to your dad on the mouth?#followed up by an incredibly southern:#i don’t know why y’all’re actin like you ain’t got no raisin but jesus h christ and the donkey can’t y’all just quit actin ugly?#anywho#bitches hate me for my sense of whimsy#and frankly insane amount of knowledge about formula 1 racing
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oh hey! i was reading a fic the other day where Wangji was once misspelled as Wangu. which leads me to: MDZS Pingu-style??? noot noot!
Do you think love can bloom on the sea ice?
#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#digital art#Club penguin#ask#I've drawn a lot of strange crossovers for MDZS but this one really takes it up a notch#I saw this ask and thought “yeah why not. I've been meaning to do style studies. Let's experiment.”#And the moment my pen hit my tablet I was struck by the need to make it even worse.#Perhaps I am just nostalgic for club penguin and pengu but I think there is something magical about them holding hands.#Anyways I think younger WWX would have loved club penguin. It's the joy of the minigames and hanging out with your friends online.#Lan Wangji could never get past the fact the 'Ask your parent/guardian!' part of registration.#Either because he knew Lan Qiren would have said no *or* because he asked once and got turned down.#Lan Xichen probably was like 'Hey I can help you with that :)' to which LWJ said no because that was breaking the rules.#But if I *had* to put wangxian in a club penguin AU? Yeah 1000% it's LWJ as a mod and WWX as a notorious (nootorious) griefer.#WWX would be trying to speed run how fast he can get banned or how much he can get away with.#Getting removed and returning over and over earns him the 'necromancer of CP' title in the community. Loathed by many.#Meanwhile LWJ is about to seriously consider doxxing this guy just to get him to stop making his volunteer hobby less of a nightmare.#Cue 10 years later. They meet up on the ice flow on the last day before the servers get shut down. They have a genuine heart to heart.#Three years later on Club Penguin rewritten: two grown men decide to relive their childhood one more time.#Fate draws them to the same server.#I ask again. Do you think love can bloom on the digital sea ice?
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Okay this may be common knowledge but,
"Clay reminds me of this mug that Grian made me for my birthday" I will CRY I will cry. I will.
#I love it when Hermits are friends and I know that sounds obvious but also ueueueue#these grown ass men are way too sweet they'll actually make me cry#hermitcraft 10#joel smallishbeans#grian#sly stop rambling#hermitcraft
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Andy™: Behind the scenes of The Ones Who Live
#*looks at tag*#Made of 100% Dad#Andrew Lincoln#*#andygifs#andy pls#*shoving him in my pocket*#put that thing back where it came from or so help me#i love when grown ass men give me cute aggression#EYE CRINKLES#*david attenborough voice* THE SUN#excuse me but The Nose™
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howard photodump because he's such a stinky malinky cutie pie baby girl
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So basically:
Did I get it right
#nyen is such a simp goddamn#i love his little comics#he doesn't have as many comics as nyen he def needs more#he's so soft for luther it's actually so cute bro#nah what am i talking about#nyon is just as big a simp#they always want their master to notice them#what is actually wrong with these too grown men it kills me#anyways#boring tagging part#luther ranfren#nyen#ranfren#randals friends#luther von ivory#nyen catman#ranfren nyen#nyen ranfren#ranfren luther
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#finished yakuza 5's finale few days ago and cannot stop thinking about it. i love this series so much#grown men cry and i weep#yakuza#rgg#tatsuo shinada#my art
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ok so who's writing the fanfic where Doug Meat and an unwilling Kingskin co-parent this random teen girl who absolutely should be nowhere near a comically evil crime ring and end up fundamentally changed by the process and falling in love
#am i gonna have to do this myself??#nsbu#doug meat#d20 nsbu#kingskin#liv skyler#meatskin#i hate that the ship name is meatskin#anyways i'm feral over the concept of Kingskin begrudgingly having to be Liv's guardian#just assigning some rando bodyguard to her so she doesn't get merc-ed and Doug being the sweetheart he is#Let Liv look at these two grown men interact and just realize with deep exhaustion that they're never gonna look inwards#and realize they're madly in love unless she says something abt it#she and doug can chat but i still have so many emotions abt her and kingskin interacting#they're everything 2 me#never stop blowing up
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Hear me out…
All I’m saying is that a mix between the Mutant Mayhem turtles and the 2014 Bayverse snow car chase scene would be hilarious and beautiful
Everyone's always talking about what fandom events they want to see the MM boys experience to continue traditions. So I raise you this : asking what ridiculous previous TMNT scenarios the MM boys should experience purely because it would be hilarious to see them in it
Just imagine these little green beans rocketing cars down a mountain and shell sledding in an avalanche
LET MY BOY DONNIE FLIP A CAR!!
#I love the scene#even though the turtles look like grown ass men I love the movie#think of the sheer chaos and banter!#it would be beautiful#tmnt#tmnt headcanons#my art#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt movie#mutant mayhem#tmnt mutant mayhem#tmnt mm#tmnt 2023#tmnt bayverse#tmnt 2014#tmnt 2016#tmnt fandom#tmnt art#tmnt fanart#tmnt doodles#tmnt raphael#tmnt donatello#tmnt leonardo#tmnt michaelangelo#tmnt donnie#tmnt raph#tmnt mikey#tmnt leo
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