#(and probably bad but shhh)

[screams-of-the-damned84]

i have just discovered the most magical thing (toonsquid infinite canvas)

look at them go. not a worry in the world.

[nimbusclan]

Don't be scared of feeling wild Two kids on the run We've only just begun We've just begun

[shineon3]

hello! I'm sorry your day was stressful :( hope you feel better soon ❤️

I'm currently on a bunk bed (lower one, if your interested lol) so maybe something with that?

Hii!! Thank you for the ask, lovely ❤️ This is a bit short but i hope you'll like it anyways :3 (this can be read as either gen or implied maxiel btw, whatever boats your float ^^)

A bunk bed.

A fucking bunk bed.

Not only was Daniel forced to once again spend his summer in this fucking camp of all places, he now had to share a fucking bunk bed and a fucking cabin with the fucking new kid.

He sighs. Closes his eyes. Runs a hand over his face. Pinches the bridge of his nose. Opens his eyes again.

It's not a dream.

The cabin door opens, flooding it with warm sunlight, and the new kid walks in. He's a bit smaller than Daniel, pale skinned, his pretty blue eyes widening at the sight of the room. 

“Is that a bunk bed?” 

New kid has a cute little lisp, Daniel notes absent-mindedly. It's not until he pointedly clears his throat that Daniel realises the kid asked a question. 

“Uh, yeah, reckon so, mate.” 

The kid blinks before shrugging, apparently unbothered.

“I'll take the top bunk, then, if that's okay with you- uhm, they said your name was Daniel, right?” 

Danyul.

“Yeppers. What's your name then, kiddo?” 

The kid pauses, halfway through opening one of his bags. His whole face is flushed deliciously pink, the blush spreading down to his neck. Daniel refuses to wonder how far down it can go.

“I am Max. And I am, of course, not a kid.” 

“You sure, kiddo?” Daniel chuckles, patting him on the back before sitting down on the lower bed. Max glares at him. “You look like you're barely out of grade school.” 

It's not true, of course it isn't, Daniel is just saying that to rile Max up, but Max does look young, all soft and plush in a way Daniel isn't, and-

Oops. Not going there, nope. 

“I am, of course, eighteen, Daniel. It is maybe you who is too old to be here.” 

“Touché,” Daniel grins, hand on his heart in mock pain. “You got me there, Maxy.” 

It has the merit to pull a giggle out of Max, and Daniel doesn't question why the nickname rolled so easily off of his tongue.

Maybe this won’t be too bad.

[datura-tea]

okey dokey! i just finished the fallout show! some Thoughts under the read more

tl:dr, the (bethesda) fallout vibes were definitely there. i liked it as a show on its own merits but as a part of the series canon... i'm mad, and that anger is kind of overriding the little i liked about it. overall maybe 2.5/5 stars and im being generous

things i liked:

visually, it's stunning - i could see scenes already being made into gifsets - the color grading is pretty good; even in dark scenes i could see and understand what was happening

the sets are soooo good!! costume design was alright too

title cards were fun and cute

they did some interesting stuff with the cultures of both vault 33 and the brotherhood of steel

they used the sound effects from the games :)

i liked the wastelanders!!! big npc and random encounter energy. i kind of want a whole show of just them. for example i love the marketplace and settlement in filly; it feels very lived in

the background characters weren't just young thin able-bodied conventionally attractive white people :) there's so many elders, which i loved!! ma june and barv were cool. i love gruff old lesbians

lucy!!! she was already kind of weird and a little off-putting even in vault 33 ("what's your sperm count" as an opener to the husband she was just arranged married to is WILD) and i like that. she's sweet and bullheaded and surprisingly competent :)

maximus is kind of an ass, but is also a pathetic nerd and brotherhood dickrider who actually doesn't really know anything. kind of a girlfailure

the ghoul was pretty cool too!! i liked him, though more for his prewar story than the one he has post-apocalypse

lucy's brother norman kinda grew on me. "i lack enthusiasm for every job that i do here" so relateable. also short king <3

THE DENTIST THAT BUYS TEETH. never thought that would be a Thing but now that i think about it, it makes sense

the monsters that we have were cool!! wish there had been more of them

MATT BERRY IS IN THIS!! i just really like him so i got excited :))

maximus and lucy's "wanna have sex?" talk LMAO

vault 4's various mutations!!

those giant unwieldy fuckass duffel bags that brotherhood squires lug around hahahhahahaaha

vault 4 and its genetic experiments because its main conceit is that it was ruled by scientists who hybridized humans. it's exactly the right amount of fucked up i want in a vault

i like that the protagonists regularly get captured and eat shit

FRED ARMISEN IS ALSO HERE

haha hacking minigame :) also chatting via terminals (and im assuming pipboys?) is canon now

they're growing crops in the wasteland + bustling trade + livestock + pets yay

robobrain was cute

things i was just ok with:

dane, the they/them brotherhood of steel aspirant who was fucked over so maximus can get their spot as a squire LMAO what a waste of a potentially cool character

IT'S SO FUNNY that there's yodelling whenever the ghoul comes into the scene ????? WHY

fight scenes.... pretty good but someone definitely had the bloody mess perk (i don't do well with gore so ew yucky). also lots of [VATS NOISE]

pipboy was not used as much as i thought it would be

cousin stuff... i get it, i guess in a vault you'd have a lot of cousins and not a lot of choice, so some incest would probably happen

the ghoul being vault boy's inspiration?? not sure what to feel about that tbh

the casual dismemberments... and equally casual attaching of limbs... not even prosthetic limbs.....

the vaulties eating good healthy well-balanced meals. giving out caviar in the welcome basket. kinda 50/50 on it

the vault 31 - 32 - 33 subplot couldve been more fucked up

have brotherhood knights always been celibate or did i miss the memo

there are regular chickens and... deer? for some reason?

the ghoul's design. it's fine in action but mostly it's meh

the vault 4 cult for moldaver

vault 4 as a refuge for shady sands survivors. im mad about it but like. i get it

that guys "elixir" (some altered jet??) fixing everything about thaddeus' foot instantenously AND GIVING HIM HEALING POWERS???

things i did not like:

lucy's plot premise is very much fallout 3 redux

lucy and maximus as a ship is very meh and kind of forced and not compelling. go give us nothing!!!

wilzig's head as a macguffin that everyone is after... ehh kind of just okay as a plot device

also the ghoul randomly eating that other ghoul???

the squire who bullied maximus calls himself fat but he isn't fat?? not even chubby??? hello????? just got a soft face

water chip being fucked feels very fallout 3 also but they kind of dropped it?

they definitely named cooper howard after todd. as tribute probably, which he doesn't deserve

fiend = cannibal now?????

maximus recognizing vault 4 as a cult but not recognizing the brotherhood as one lol

vault tec evil capitalism vs hollywood communists storyline was kind of basic. and bland. and weak

the enclave could've been established + explored better

no geckos or any other west coast-specific monsters

showing me ncr ranger armor when the ncr is gone

ghouls have healing powers?? WITHOUT RADIATION??

things i hated hated hated:

the ghoul needing drugs to combat the Disease That Turns Ghouls Feral

feral ghouls being basically zombies :/

IN EPISODE FIVE. THEY REVEAL. THAT SHADY SANDS. WAS BOMBED. THE ENTIRE NCR. WAS BOMBED. IN 2277. THE YEAR OF THE FIRST BATTLE OF HOOVER DAM

BASICALLY RETCONNED FNV?? IM PUTTING MY EARS IN MY FINGERS AND GOING LA LA LAAAAA

VAULT-TEC DROPPED THE BOMBS ???? BIG MT + MR HOUSE BEING IN ON IT????

THE BIG STUPID FUCKING REVEAL IN EPISODE EIGHT?? THAT THE OVERSEER BOMBED SHADY SANDS BECAUSE HIS WIFE DIDN'T WANT TO GO HOME WITH HIM??? FUCK THAT???

the brotherhood being the main faction of the west coast now. booo!! booo!!!!

the fucking last shot of new vegas being a burnt out husk. probably foreshadowing that hank is going to house's body but. UGH I HATE IT

to summarize: it came out strong! and stumbled hard falling face fucking first at the finish line. i would have liked it a lot more if it did not shit on the west coast as much as it did. because what the FUCK. if it was set literally anywhere else and left the ncr alone i would have liked it more, because on its own, as a self-contained story, divorced from the rest of the fallout series canon, it's not bad!!! it's fun, there's some good bits, it has the ~vibes~ but - and this is a big but - i don't know what it's trying to say. it's all very surface level and the very vague themes i picked up on are not really reiterated in the plot

it's like... the bits that make it fallout are there. vaults. the brotherhood. ghouls. a dog named dogmeat. but there's something lacking. it's like your usual sci-fi post-apocalypse show with a fallout veneer. idk. i like it for what it is but also i hate it for what it's emblematic of. that's all

[oceanwithouthermoon]

long as fuck nails always painted with at least a clear coat club:

saiki kusuo

teruhashi kokomi

kaido shun

saiko metori

imu rifuta

nail biters club:

kuboyasu aren

yumehara chiyo

arisu makino

suzumiya hii

nendo riki

aiura mikoto (with fake nails over top)

(formerly) kaido shun

(formerly) toritsuka reita

(formerly) akechi touma

normal short nails 🙄:

hairo kineshi

mera chisato

satou hiroshi

toritsuka reita

akechi touma

[unmotivatedartistry]

Never give me coffee AGAIN

[valeriefauxnom]

You Know, Aurelius' Life Described Out Of Context Sounds Like A '5 Seconds Before Disaster' Compilation

"Young prince strikes soul bargain with a continent-feared, reviled, evil-looking dragon, "I'm sure it'll be fine""

This one's pretty self-explanatory, but I really just find art like this funny because it looks like Zodi is about to chomp his head off when it's actually heartwarming and fluffy (even funnier is the one fanart I've seen where it's baby Leo being held by Aurelius reaching up because that amps up the aforementioned effect 100%):

"Young prince inherits hostile geopolitical position from warmongering father"

Explanation: however old he was when Aurelius ascended, he was young, since he's been reigning for a long time. While we have 0.001 info on his own father, the .001 we do know is that he seemed to be a bit of a warmonger:

Nothing like inheriting a terrible situation as an inexperienced youth! Sure sounds like a 5 seconds before disaster scenario to me!

"Is Local Royal Bloodline Cursed? 3/8 Children Either Missing or Dying From Disease Confined To Bloodline - Is There More To Come? More At 11"

"King departs solo without telling anyone and carrying a newborn and very ill son cross-country across exceedingly dangerous terrain - What Could Go Wrong?"

"Local king has genius, perfectly logical idea wrought from deep grief: if souls and body are separate, why not just make a better, healthier one for his boy? Mysterious 'Faerie King' in forest agrees."

"Local King Returns Home Unaware That His Son's Soul Did Not Return With Him In the Body He Had Created to Save Him (DEMONIC) (EVIL GOD) (NOT CLICKBAIT)"

Really, for everything regarding Beren, Euden, and Nedrick, he can be summed up with this good old Onion headline:

"Local King Sets Out On Dangerous Quest To Scary, Ominous Ruin With Unknown Dangers In Pursuit of 'Something Important': "Don't worry, it'll be fine," He Says"

So on and so forth... And let's not even get started on Audric!

[birdcanart]

some warrior training

[vypridae]

Hellfire context: main villain(Frollo) gets a hard on after Esmerlda's dance. Proceeds to spend most of the movie coming to terms with the fact he's down bad. Replace Frollo with Vel and Esmeralda with Carmilla and its somewhat accurate

BAHHASHASHAHASHA OKAY YES WAIT I CAN IMAGINE THIS HELP . velvette is losing her shit because carmilla is just so fucking pretty

i can see that being staticmoth too guys . guys are you seeing my vision on frollo being vox and esmeralda being val (i have never seen/watched/listened to/whatever hellfire but from this description alone this is 100% also staticmoth)

[wisteria-wanderlust]

GUYS ITS LITERALLY THEM

[redshoes-blues]

Bad Evil Bad Batch Thought Alert:

What if CX-2 is Cody but Rex doesn’t know he’s Cody because he’s wearing his mask still, so he shoots him to try and save someone but then takes the helmet off of him and it looks like a reg for a second, but then he turns his head and we see Cody’s scar and oh god what if that’s why Rex says Cody’s name in Rebels

[shaykai]

Love it when I randomly get hit with an incredibly strong urge to play PMD games

[depressedhatakekakashi]

What is your favorite rare pair and why?

[arolesbianism]

I’ve drawn a decent amount of isat au eternal gales but yknow what I haven’t drawn? Eternal gales au isat. Don’t look at me.

[tvrningout-a]

hmm what if i take lyrics and quotes and offer lil itty bitty starters while i'm working on these asks... perhaps specify a muse or leave it up to who i'm feeling atm!

[ourceliumnetwork]

never doubt the power of the OBX Gender Euphoria Hoodie of Swagness: it doesn't eliminate the sensory issues i've got from the tape on the electrodes but it sure does make me feel less like i want to tear every inch of skin off 10/10 can recommend.