#(and if it is please teach me your ways)

[landedinpayne]

edwin payne is strong for many reasons, but to me the thing that makes him the strongest is surviving(ish) an eternity-long codependent homoerotic situationship.

like if i confessed my love for you and you told me that i was the most important person in the world to you and the only one you'd go to hell for and that we had forever to figure the rest out and then directly after that you flirtatiously leaned down inches from my ear and joked about how convincing your smile is i think i would need to be put on a watchlist

[mafaldinablabla]

Granny Weatherwax was often angry. She considered it one of her strong points. Genuine anger was one of the world's greatest creative forces. But you had to learn how to control it. That didn't mean you let it trickle away. It meant you dammed it, carefully, let it develop a working head, let it drown whole valleys of the mind and then, just when the whole structure was about to collapse, opened a tiny pipeline at the base and let the iron-hard stream of wrath power the turbines of revenge.

[keebssi]

i’m so in love with haikyu rn its becoming a problem, i literally need someone to yap with about it. anyways, heres daichi and his problem children (aka kagehina), let’s all pray for daichi

[moritashie]

I present to you; Tony wearing a suit just so that he can allow Peter ride piggyback.

[simm-mouse]

Fuck man-whore Don Lothario, Ichabod has the real rizz game

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

You know, I don't think I've ever seen a direct reversal of the "At Least I Admit It" trope. You know the one, where the bad guy says "I do bad things but I acknowledge they're bad so that makes me morally superior to you", and I could go on about why that bugs me but that's not the point. The point is that Qimir and Sol are both holding someone prisoner, but Qimir is the one trying to disguise it with soft words and fake freedom while Sol is being completely honest.

Qimir: You can leave at any time, provided you swim across several miles of turbulent sea to a ship I locked and then fly through space with no idea how to navigate. Oh wait, you're gonna try it anyway, um....actually, first you have to stab me with a lightsaber, no this is not physically restraining you from leaving I'm just holding you in a way that prevents you from moving anywhere unless I let you, it's totally different.

Sol: I shot you in the back and handcuffed you to a bed while you were unconscious.

[falling-star-cygnus]

everyday im more and more impressed with Mr. Jalapeño's lyricism abilities

"but Scylla has a cost" Suffering: song 21 [1:53] "Now I know how to get back to my island" Different Beast: song 22 [1:50] "Eurylochus. Light up six torches." Scylla: song 23 [1:15] "ROW FOR YOUR LIVES." Scylla: song 23 [1:54] "We are the same, you and I..." Scylla: song 23 [2:40] "Look me in the eyes and tell me, captain. That you did not just SACRIFICE six men." Mutiny: song 24 [0:25]

the gradual progression from realization to action to reaction?? hello?? in SIX bars, in the SIXTH saga

how he recognizes Scylla's cost

the near hysteria in his voice as he vaguely reveals he has a plan

his resignation in telling Eurylochus to light the torches

not sounding distraught in the slightest as he tells them to run

harmonizing with Scylla because he knows

his men REALIZING what just happened

im still reeling at how Odysseus blatantly made six of his men into targets

[shroommush]

Both c!slime and q!slime became murderers because of an accident.

Do with this what you will :3

[citycircuit]

one (1) person said they wanted to hear more about the alex de minaur jannik sinner narrative so here we go

it is 2019. your name is alex de minaur. you are 20. you are seeded first in the atp next-gen finals, you have three actual atp titles, you're ranked 18th in the world, and you're an aquarius man; consequently, you are somewhat full of yourself. you wear tennis gear with your ridiculous nickname on it. you speak spanish every two seconds in the documentary, because you must show off. you believe you are, by all rights, The Main Character.

then this skinny italian wild card pops up and destroys you.

okay. that's fine. embarrassing!!! but fine. whatever. we move on. he's cool! you're friends! let's keep going. at the end of 2020, you run into him again in the sofia quarterfinals, where you take the first set and then he destroys you again. with a breadstick to really rub it in. he goes on and wins the whole thing, which means he wrecked you on his way to his first-ever atp title. fine! okay. whatever.

it is 2021. you don't see him again, which is just as well, because you have a soaring high and then a terrible low (string of r1/r2 losses). you drop to 34th in the world; meanwhile, jannik sinner has spent the year going from 37th to cracking the top 10. things are not looking great.

in 2022, you make it to the third round of the auso for the first time, where you meet—guess who—jannik sinner. again. you're starting to get really tired of this guy. he knocks you out of your home slam. thankfully you have a relatively successful year afterwards, climbing back up the ranks.

it's 2023! this will be your year, surely. you kick it off by winning your first 500. the sunshine double doesn't go great but you do brilliantly at queen's club and los cabos, only losing in the finals to top 10 players. then.... Canada.

you beat fritz. you beat medvedev. you make it to the final of a 1000 for the first time! and then jannik sinner is there in all his ginger glory, and, well. you know how this is going to go. bye-bye first 1000 title, hello increasingly miserable h2h. you start wondering if you're going to be there for all of this guy's career-defining wins. you start wondering why the hell it had to be you specifically. this is getting ridiculous. because now it's 2024 and he won the whole entire australian open and then to really seal in the whole thing he had to go and beat you, specifically in rotterdam to make some more history.

and like, you guys are friends. pretty good friends, actually. you played doubles once and it was hilarious!! but also, consistent and absolute annihilation??? seriously???

in summary i find their friendship absolutely mindbending. alex de minaur you must be the nicest person ever because personally if someone did me like this i would spend my entire life trying to blow them up with my mind

[iloveacronix]

Why is drawing people so hard brooo

[tadpolesonalgae]

I want to bounce of Azriel’s dick so bad. Just BOW BOW BOW, slamming my ass into his pelvis, gripping the sheets, BAM BAM BAM

Wow okay that was a Thought to wake up to.

I can't say I've ever had that particular yearning for Az but definitely Elain. Like what do you mean she can't be holding me down on a sofa somewhere in a cozy little cottage and grazing her lips up my neck? The world is truly unfair. All I'm asking for is for this fictional woman to find me in real life and let me comb her hair and have her teach me how to sew and bake and garden. I'm just a girl trying to survive

Manifesting good dreams for you tonight anon <3

[kamiraaah]

OKAY This ask is gonna be half English and half Portuguese 😭

Okay, so, I saw that you're accepting name ideas for the parents so i decided to do a full research for the names. Just Vovó Bucchi that was difficult-

First, The Kingscholar parents (MUITO OBRIGADA POR FAZER A RAINHA COM CABELO CURTO 🙏)

For their names, I went for Swahili names, since Cheka is a swahili name so I went with that.

Queen Faizah Kingscholar, the name "Faizah" means "Victorious Woman" and I believe it matches her, as a poweful and strong queen. And her husband, King Zuberi Kingscholar, i was a bit in doubt of giving him this name (Which means "One who is strong") but genuinely, he is pretty strong to take care of a kingdom before Farena and right now, fighting a disease.

Second, The Mr. and Mrs. Leech,

This one was quite easy because I went for simple names, like Nerissa (Greek, means "From the Sea) for Mrs. Leech, and Morgan (Welsh, which means "Sea-born) for Mr. Leech. Pretty simple 😭

nOW OUR BELOVED VOVÓ BUCCHI, this one imma explain in Portuguese

Foi complicado achar um nome pra ela pq, primeiro eu fui atras de um parecido com o do Ruggie, só q o nome dele vem do verbo "rugged", então já não daria certo. Entao eu fui atras de um nome Swahili, só q tbm não achei nenhum combinasse com ela. Entao eu pensei, "pq não um BR?" Eu pensei muito em botar um nome de veia aleatorio tipo Maria ou algo assim- mas eu decidi ir um pouco alem

Niara Bucchi, Niara é um nome indígenas q signifca "Mulher em busca de grandes objetivos" e uma coisa só clicou e eu achei bonito pra ela. O grande objetivo dela sendo ver o Ruggie crescer, na minha ideia.

ANYWYA-

just name rambling bc i love searching for names and meanings :DD tchautchau

Oh... my god?? Those names???? THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL???? 💞💖PERFECT EVEN?!!? 💞💖😭THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!💕💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

The meanings are beautiful… And they match SO MUCH with the personality that I thought of for each of them!!!!💕 And… I... I think I'll choose these names???? If you allow me???? 👉👈

AVGSHCFSGA Eu ainda vou fazer uma pesquisa geral para eles mas eu amei os nomes que você apresentou, muito MUITO OBRIGADA!🥰 mE ENSINA A TER ESSE ANIMÔ PRA PESQUISAR NOMES-

[lq-skz]

[elise-the-potato]

HOW DO Y'ALL DRAW HANDS😭😭

[thorinsbeard]

A movie for every year since I was born: Emma(2020)

[r0semultiverse]

Cursing & other wild things said/done in the Kingdom Hearts 1 manga that weren't in the game.