#(also he looked SOOOO good in these interviews omg)

[hayden-christensen]

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN Answers The Web's Most Searched Questions | WIRED

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[mwebber]

what are your favourite martian moments? 😺

thank u for asking eve i'm so glad i get to talk about two of my favourite people on god's green earth <3 in no particular order just off the top of my head...

#1: ABU DHABI 2022 i cannot state just how much brain damage this moment did to me. like i vividly remember freaking the fuck out about the martian interview on sky and talking to the besties and barbi @brawn-gp was like omg another moment do u want me to clip. and i was like YEAH YES. PLEASE. I LOVE YOU (i love you <3) and then i saw it and blacked out and when i awoke it was to this. unparalleled brainrot Truly there will never ever be another

#2. MARRIAGE QUOTE do i need to say anything else. when i saw this for the first time i think i nearly had an aneurysm

#3. SINGAPORE 2008 their first real red bull date.......... i think about them sitting on that couples rickshaw every monday giggling with each other generally being blushy messes sharing secretive smiles like they're the only ones in on a joke. also mark pretending to push seb off a building only to catch him STOP my heart is melting

(tumblr is being dumb and won't credit the gifs properly but they're from thnx-mate-blog)

#4. VLAD RYS GEORGIA K MOMENT this is unironically my favourite pic of seb to ever seb. and of course he's looking at mark. no further comments

#4.5 THE OTHER VLAD RYS GEORGIA K MOMENT. this photo is still so mind-boggling like why the fuck are you looking at each other like that. hi. hello?

#5. MONACO 2010 HUG.

#6. MAKE LOVE TO EACH OTHER / ALWAYS REMEMBER YOUR FIRST TIME. it's literally so fucking funny to me that red bull saw everybody's martian brainrot and was like. wouldn't it be so fucked up if we dropped that mark buttered seb's muffin after china 2009. twirls hair. haha wouldn't it be soooo random. if we did that

#7. WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IMAGE IS. i can't even look at it for too long i start feeling funny in my tummy

#8. SEB'S LONGING STARE. i ccant believe i forgot this one it should be higher up perhaps

#9. AUSTRALIA 2016/2017. their podiums are SSOOOOOOO.

#10. MATCHING PORSCHES. is it hot in here? do you feel feverish? i feel feverish

#11. RIGHT ONE'S HEAVIER. monaco 2021 when mark casually revealed how much he knows seb still after all this time that seb was like ".. yeah!" like he himself was pleasantly surprised that mark still cares and oh god. somebody hold me

#12. NEARLY SKINNY DIPPING AU CANADA. caliss de tabarnak attache ta tuque mark nhabille pas des sous vetements criss de tabarnak de caliss d'esti de sacrament de

(from thnx-mate-blog)

13. VERY GOOD. i just know they had a Conversation after mark retired that was soo insightful and healing that they still reference to this day. they're very good with each other. btw. if u didn't know.

14. LOVER'S TIFFS. i can't. i can't think about them anymore i think i need to be put in a straightjacket and locked up

#15. 2013 PRIZE GIVING. the way they look at each other...... i'd write 5 million words of rpf too

there's literally so many more moments i want to include on here like mark's "i hope when i'm 70 they're not still asking if i love sebastian" or top gear when mark was like "my dad always said you shouldn't hit boys mate" or when seb and mark were at hangar 7 post 2010 and he went for the wettest limpest high five hand hold known to man or when mark massaged seb's shoulder in australia 2009 or their 1-2 podiums in 2009 or in 2020 when mark was like i've moved on from ferrari for u or "seb didnt expect sex in monaco" or china 2010 when they were bitching with each other or when seb was like i don't understand what he's saying half the time or when seb was on mark's shoulders for a red bull stunt or when they played cricket in australia 2012 or when mark was like we're very well-suited to each other both very handsome in that one magazine or when mark addressed their relationship in like 2014 and said we wished each other well in austria as you do or after multi 21 when seb was like i was racing i was faster i passed him i won and mark was like a cheetah never changes its spots we'll be fine or early on when mark was like we'll get hot chocolate together and i'll be going on about smth that happened before seb was born and he'll roll his eyes or when seb was like i learned a lot from mark or when seb said he'd give mark free hotel toiletries for his bday or when they copied each other trying to put stickers on their car or when someone changed seb's wikipedia page to say he's dating mark or when they did their pepe jeans butt ad or turkey 2011 when they all but caressed each other in 4k or the brazil 2011 cheek cradle or their websites i haven't even talked about their websites yet [I AM FORCIBLY DRAGGED AWAY]

[wannaeatramyeon]

omg hi i haven’t requested in a while and I JUST THOUGHT ABT A FLUFF!!!! samuel as a sunshine kpop idol’s bodyguard (yk how he’s rlly cold and quiet but he just melts whenever he’s with them)

Hey anon! Soooo sorry about the delay (and also to everyone else who is asking). Samuel is still pretty cold and quiet here but he is so so soft for you/reader!

Samuel Seo x Idol!Reader: Bodyguard

A couple fluffy scenes

Samuel wonders how you can be so cute, even doing something as mundane as talking to a fan.

Your expression is genuinely soft and sincere as they pour out their appreciation for you. Samuel snaps a picture of the two of you, before sending them on their merry way.

Throughout the exchange, you had noticed Samuel staring, "What are you so happy about?"

"I'm not," Finally, he looks away.

"Then why are you smiling?"

Samuel schools his face. He is not smiling. You are not making him smile, damnit.

.

.

Your stomach rumbles yet again.

You're stuck on this godforsaken shoot, sitting aimlessly for hours while some other starlet throws a tantrum. You're bored, hungry and cold. Can this day get any worse-

"This is for you,"

Just as you're on the verge of throwing your own tantrum, Samuel thrusts a steaming bowl of soup under your nose.

"Sammy!" you jump to hug him as he struggles to not spill a drop, "You're the best!"

"...Don't call me Sammy."

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.

Another day, another interview.

After being stuck in a stuffy conference room all day, you're finally rewarded with your freedom. Shame now the heavens have opened. You wait under the building awning, sighing to yourself.

"Here,"

Samuel angles his umbrella over you as a side of him starts getting drenched.

"God, Sammy," you hold on to his arm, snuggling up next to him, "I think I'm in love~"

He knows that you're likely joking, but his cheeks still flush crimson.

.

.

"Can we please just detour to get some ice cream?"

"No, you have an early start tomorrow."

Damn him! Samuel can be so stupidly strict sometimes. Yeah it's for your own good but you've had this craving for days now. Ugh. You stomp off ahead.

Someone jumps out at you from the shadows-

"OH MY GOD Y/N! Can I please get your autograph?"

Ah, just another overexcited fan. You plaster on your best sunny smile and take the profferred pad and pen, "Sure!"

You hand it back, goodbyes on the tip of your tongue - when he lunges and grabs hold of you, twisting your wrist painfully.

"Please let me show you my shrine!"

Shrine?? "No!"

"Come on!"

"Get off me!" You struggle to release yourself from his hold.

"Please, it won't take a second-"

In the blink of an eye, the guy is lying in a heap on the floor. Samuel looks at him in disgust, fiddling with the brass knuckle now adorning his hand.

The disgust melts away immediately to concern once he sees the distress on your face.

"Y/N, lets get you that ice cream."

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.

You put on your most flattering poses for the paparazzi and fans, Samuel trailing close behind on the red carpet.

"Y/N! Y/N! Who's that handsome man next to you!" a voice in the rabble shouts.

"Oh, Samuel? That's my bodyguard!" You signal for Samuel to join you, which he does with an annoyed huff, "...And my boyfriend!"

You turn to grin at Samuel. His face wears his usual nonchalance, but you notice how his eyes have widened slightly in shock.

He leans in close. To the cameras it looks like a kiss on the cheek, and the crowd swoons accordingly, instead he murmurs, "Boyfriend, huh?"

"I know you're sweet on me. Don't lie, Sammy," you whisper back.

"Hmph," is all the response you get.

But you notice the hint of a smile as he threads his fingers through yours.

[cerealmonster15]

a bit of both- I was too scared to go off anon cuz I would've been embarrassed if I was wrong 😭

They INVENTED divorce. You get it.

And I DONT MIND YOUR THOUGHRS ARE SO SILLY!! pls invitation to come back on stage and scream about the guys ever 🥺

ksjdlfdsklfj I Understand 🙏 i hope it is ok that i took this message as an excuse to Continue Going Wild

head empty only tiny guy doodles now

while i was doodling i remembered ruggie and silver both have a vignette with jade where Food Is Involved... im obsessed w/the one where jade gives his mushrooms to the cafeteria bc azul and floyd banished them, and silver has them the next day and is like This Is The Best Risotto Ive Ever Had In My Life. and jades just watching him like 👁️👁️ and theres the one where ruggie accidentally takes jades ingredients and is like OH SHIT DONT KILL ME here i'll teach you a cool recipe!!!! i love how often these boys bond over food actually.... ruggie helped kalim cook in another vignette... jade and kalim talked about tea [and then jade died bc kalim uses too much sugar LOL]

more rambling and screen shots i have to go bonkers or i will die

oh my god and the second tsum event. theres the cutest little rythmatic of jamil kalim floyd and azul in the kitchen with tsums 😭😭😭 i want the second years to have a potluck........

ALSO i love in the first volume of the twst anthology, chapter 13 where it basically turns into the second years coming together and trying to help silver stay awake and hanging out EXCEPT THE FISH ARE NNNNOT INVITED!!! or like. theyre just not in that story fdslkjfds and jamil just shows up at the end..

KALIM'S SO CUTE HE'S SOOOO EXCITED He just JUMPS IN like OH DID SOMEONE SAY FRIENDSHIP STUDY GROUP???????

also

why did he do that. he was talking about riddle and they literally got riddle involved bc ruggie suggested it but here's the thing!!! silver is the one that needed notes bc he fell asleep. kalim joined up and was like lets study together and have a feast!! so ruggies like oh hell yea im in it for the food. why did he decide riddle needed to be there 🤔 i mean maybe he did actually want to study and/or didnt wanna be the one suckered into leading the study session LOL but. i think it kinda just looks like he wants to hang out with riddle jflsjeklkj like he literally later says "but im here for the feast" so WHY did you get RULES ABIDING RIDDLE involved HMMM??? watching you ruggie bucchi.

theyre literally SO cute i LOVE the anthology mangas SO MUCH and i really wish they'd make a third one!!!

god i actually. forgot a lot about this one LOL there's a lot of cute moments w/them 😭

ALSO now that im at my computer i could search better and i FOUND THE POST where i talked endlessly about riddle/floyd. i still stand by all of that. and theres cute anthology moments in there too.

third year divorce jumpscare while im in the anthologies

i love them theyre so fucking funny. also why are there So Many Times in game where vil basically says "yeah leona is extremely physically attractive HOWEVER his personality sucks and i hate him." like okay. why do you have to keep telling us that leona has a "pretty face" or "only good for his looks" or whatever it is he says fjsdkljekl. that's nice vil.

pushing them back out of the way back to the second years

and trey. im still trapped in the anthologies since thats whats in front of me klfjlewjsdfjkls god the way this one takes place after jamils meltdown and hes like "omg trey senpai....... and jade 😒........" Get His Ass sdfdsfg god i dont have a screenshot rn but another top 10 moments of twst for me that made me cry laughing was when i was reading cater's union bday card and jamil asks him that interview question "which dorm would you pick if you werent in heartslabyul" and god the TIMING with cater saying octavinelle INSTANTLY making jamil SCOWL IN DISAPPROVAL at the SHEER MENTION OF THE FISH BITCH DORM is SO funny to me. EW. GROSS. DISGUSTING!!! i so badly want riddle and jamil to bond over their mutual fish hading sjdklfe theyre SO FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

and yet in masquerade event. jamil bullies azul. azul buillies him back. they DANCE TOGETHER IN BOTH OF THE RHYTHM GAMES. theyre DUO PARTNERS to azuls ssr. riddle and jamil compliment [more or less LOL] azul's singing performance at the end. i think once or twice riddle and jamil also share a few 😑😑 moments over azul... being azul jdkslfjkdsljf and it's EVERYTHING TO ME it was so validating bc i think those three should hang out forever.

OK THAT'S ENOUGH DISORGANIZED RAMBLES FOR NOW I GOTTA CONTAIN MYSELF!!!

[fff777]

reaction part 2 to nct dream's inner peace interview

the way markno look at each other when they're up to no good uwu

p-princess carry?

omg they're so cute....like...this is so innocent...what is the reason...there is none

of course, it's because he likes being pampered and attentioned :3

mark patting the heads of the viewers

LMAO haechan just kept putting things in chenle's sweater XD

stirring shit by saying chenle's bad at basketball XD

i love how each of the guys are getting matching accessories. chenle's getting doggy ears with his doggy nose :3

mark's heart rate went up 10 bpm without anybody even doing anything X'D

but this is cute!!

he's so flustered already

mark: y'all can do whatever now, i'm not afraid! haechan: really? (it was the air blowing in his ears)

man is not getting out of this alive

THEY'RE ASKING MARK ABOUT FEET PICS

fortune favours the brave, or something

jaemin MUST be enjoying this

he's going to leave the chair dressed like a christmas tree

haechan: what's our strategy? let's make him angry jisung: someone called? (btw these glasses on chenle are really cute!)

touch me, tease me, feel me up (mark??????????)

haechan is That Guy in the comfortable-uncomfortable game at parties

renhyuck are so pissed that jeno gets a cool accessory

anger him with the power of aegyo (but also the way that jeno just looks back at him is soooo puppy)

jeno's assignments: chenle - milk smoothie renjun - passionfruit smoothie mark - watermelon smoothie haechan - chocolate smoothie (jeno said that haechan is still called cute chocolate ball in jaemin's contacts list) jaemin - strawberry yogurt smoothie (i guess jaemin hating strawberry is supposed to be the point ^^;;) jisung - ice

but immediately after jeno turns it into a good thing

and jeno is a protein smoothie :P

uwu jeno feels comforted by graduation

[reefer-reelz-n-reviews]

Scream 2 (1997)

Smoking: Splatter

I think I will go up to Scream 3. I need to do some kind of Christmas Movies in December right? Lol

After all this stuff that happened with poor Will Smith, I’m honestly happy to see Jada Pinkett Smith with her death scene at the beginning of this movie. I guess there is a theme with more famous people in the beginning of these movies. I never really thought of it this way.

Love how you know this is the beginning of caller ID 😝

I completely forgot Sarah Michelle Gellar is in this movie. Love me some Buffy!!!! And how Ironic that Matthew Lillard was in the first one, and she is in the second one and they are both in Scooby Doo.

Liev Schreiber, I think he’s a great actor. I really liked him in Salt. He’s good at being bad/creepy.

OMG Portia de Rossi. She is soooo young in this! She’s being her normal semi-bitchy self. Wonder if she had met Ellen yet by this time.

Snack time. Left over cheese fries and spicy cheese curds 🤤

2 for 2! Neve Campbell hits Courtney Cox. Not surprising. She deserves it in both movies.

I love Elise Neal’s definition of FINE. Fucked up, Insecure, Neurotic and Emotional. I total agree with that. Any time someone says their fine I imagine Ross from Friends in the episode where he gets drunk on margaritas 🤣

How ironic. SMG has a sorority sister named Dawn just like in Buffy, though that ends up being her real sister, now a sorority sister. But I digress.

Yes, run up the stairs to get away from the killer 🙄 and I just realized in the Scary Movie why Anna Faris throws things down the stairs at the killer, including her grandma 😂 I also think I understand the whole “Strong hand” thing because of David Arquette.

Honestly if I was NC I don’t think I would date anyone after what I went through. At least not for a very long time. Granted Jerry O’Connell is cute and everything. But you know he’s gotta be psycho right?

And I mean Timothy Olyphant always gives me the creeps. No matter what movie he is in.

🤣 NC completely called Tori Spelling playing her in the movie, it was mentioned in the first one and here she is giving an interview about being in “Stab”. And how funny that David Schwimmer was brought up when CC and DA were both in friends and here, he is mentioned in it lol.

😂 now Jennifer Aniston was brought up. Let’s see if Lisa Kudrow, or either of the Matthews are mentioned next.

Poor Jamie Kennedy. You just had to go and piss off the killer. Now he definitely won’t make it into any of the other movies 😂

How old school that Instant Message looks 🤣

Now we have CC and DA trying to hide from the killer. And not doing a very good job. And sucks that even though they didn’t actually have sex DA gets stabbed yet again. And this time CC gets to watch it.

Of course, the cops that are supposed to keep NC safe make jokes about killing them as far as keeping the location secret and then they die. Like that should be part of the rules with JK. Just saying.

How gross is it to see someone with a pole through their head 🤢

Yes, move ever so slowly when trying to get away from the killer. Typical horror movie.

And surprise surprise, Billy’s mother is part of the dual killers. She leaves her son behind and then all of the sudden she acts like she cares about him after he’s dead, and says this is all out of revenge. Maybe you should have taken your son with you and none of this would have even happened to begin with.

We have the end of the movie. Hope you enjoyed this entry 😊

Toke on! 😶‍🌫️

-RRR

[cable-knit-sweater]

Mayaaaaaa, first of all I have to say THANK YOU because today I wasn't feeling well and you were very comforting. And then I ate something and instantly felt better, lmao. Now I know why you're always telling me to eat on time! I don't know what I'd do without you 😘

Secondly - and most importantly - I saw Seb's extended interview with Podcrushed and I just want to say HOW CUTE IS HE?! I've missed him so much! I love the way he talks so passionately about subjects that he cares about. And he may not always be the most eloquent about it, but it just makes him even more endearing. The way he gesticulates with his hands, and you can see him thinking about what he wants to say??? LIKE 😭😭😭

It's clear that when he talks it's not just soundbites or superficial answers. He really tries to get across what he wants to say even if it's not in the clearest way, but he tries!

ALSO THAT FACE?! All tanned and clean shaven?! HIS HAIR?! Please bury me in satin and lay me on the river because I HAVE DIED.

Okay, thank you hope you're having a nice Saturday.

Tejodoreeeee 💕💕💕

I’m so glad you’re feeling better! Who would’ve thought that eating more than just breakfast would have such miraculous results? lmao, next time I go on a trip I’ll set an alarm for tej meal times 😂💛

And OMG I KNOW 😭😭 he looked so good in this interview, and I’m so glad we got the extended version to hear him talk a little more about things he’s clearly passionate about 🥺🥰

(These are not from the extended interview but so adorable I couldn’t help it - credit to @unearthlydust )

He may not always be as eloquent in the same way Chris for example is, but you can always see him thinking, considering, and he always has the most interesting points of view. That reminds me of an interview where he said he doesn’t think he’s interesting, which 🤯, because I find him the most interesting actually 💖💖

And I think he made some great points in this interview, really. You can tell he’s thought about this a lot and is worried, for good reason, about what social media does, especially to the younger generation. Also, I’m still cackling about him saying he has beef with TikTok because he was making those oneminutemen videos with Will years ago 😂😂 (pls bring those back they were hilarious). The only thing about this that makes me sad is the thing about him not being on social media, which we’d seen before. I’m all for him protecting his peace, and I’m so glad he’s taking a break from all of that because it seems to be good for him, BUT I MISS HIM SO MUCH. Both his pretty face and his ridiculous captions 🥺

So I loved that we got this extended video, because his face never fails to cheer me up, honestly. Sometimes I just want to scream, just because he exists, and is so wonderful and thoughtful and kind and PRETTY. Like, the PRETTIEST. Especially here, with the tan and the clean shaven face and the longer hair. I’m soooo with you honey, I’m dead too 😭😭😭 I just love him an insane amount, okay? 🥺

I also love youuuuuu an insane amount!!! Hope you’re having a wonderful Saturday evening, sending you all the snuggles 💕💕💕💕💕

[lioncunt]

i love seeing your posts! they always make me smile. for your ask about a character, lestat or the interviewer?

omg thank you so much that is so sweet of you 🥹🥹 i just did lestat so i will do the boy himself DANIEL MOLLOY

first impression: yet again it was the movie. this was right around the time of 2015/16 heathers fanaticism so i was like. gasp it’s JD. when i read the first book i didn’t think much more of him than “that guy JD from heathers played” because there wasn’t that much to him, he was just an audience surrogate and a narrative tool.

impression now: devil’s minion continues to be the best chapter of any anne rice book as my good friend jacob anderson can attest to, i love book daniel so dearly that in the midst of my intense promotion for the show last year i blatantly ignored anything that was said about show daniel because i just didn’t know what to make of him. but we will get to that in a moment! in typical anne fashion she created an extremely compelling character in daniel and relationship in devil’s minion and then decided to do nothing with them for the rest of time, so sadly now when i think of book daniel i also feel bitter for all the wasted potential. but at least we’ll always have queen of the damned <3 back to show daniel, i decided to reserve judgement until i actually watched it, and now of course i really enjoy his character and i think he’s imperative to the show’s construction. he’s the audience surrogate in a completely different way, pointing out the obvious inconsistencies and the questions we all have, but he also endears us to louis, because we empathize with and feel protective of louis in the face of the more harsh interjections daniel has. then character-wise, the whispers of 70s daniel and his past relationships with louis and armand are really exciting to theorize about. i really love what he brings to the show and i’m at the edge of my seat waiting for what his future storyline will be!!!

favorite moment: in qotd, not so much a moment but the line about looking at armand as if he’s an insect is soooooo. so . yeah yeah . in the show, it’s the 70s flashback for obvious reasons lmao. i feel like that’s a copout but i cannot lie

idea for a story: i don’t know how likely the alice/armand theory is, but i love any and all extrapolations on it it’s such a . ahhhhhhhhh concept

unpopular opinion: i don’t know if i have one for book daniel but for show daniel. ok i’m weird because i love reading about the alice/armand theory but i actually don’t want devil’s minion to have already happened, i don’t want Any of the other books to have already happened and i’m honestly scared of the possibility 😭 i want to SEE devil’s minion play out i want to see armand throw daniel around Now

favorite relationship: see above

favorite headcanon: daniel and armand watch the worst of reality tv together and get soooo into it and daniel gets into a lot of discourse on twitter

[stormyoceans]

[VICE VERSA episode 1 part 1]

Brown like a horse shit (: 

I wonder what colour he’d give me

The female friend is the one that helps out at the end right? Looove her <3

Surprised there’s only a handful of fans waiting inside

Love the gate fake-out tho lmao

Can’t believe Jimmy went from playing an absolute turd (Wai) to an idol whose two settings are 1) charismatic and 2) dork

“you have a big head” WHAT KIND OF FLIRTING IS THAT

This whole scene is soooo cute though, holy shit

“the one who drew it is cute too” Puen turning on the flirting before they’ve even swapped, he’s so pathetic (affectionate)

WHOLESOME INTRO TIME

I haven’t seen the episode where the piggybacking in a body of water happens, I wonder what’s happening there

Omg I never noticed but how old is this car???

I guess when you’re a colorist you’re automatically available as a movie extra??

ALSO HOW DOES TALAY NOT KNOW WHO HIS CO-STAR IS

(I get it, it’s for the sake of a big reveal, but c’mon writers)

“MAFIA THE MOVIE”

Puen I don’t think “flirt with the corpse” is in the script

It’s nice to learn right off the bat that Puen’s not an arrogant twat despite his fame, he just smiles @ Talay’s phone call

“you’re this drunk and you can still work” WAIT THAT “OCEAN BLUE” STUFF IS ALCOHOL??? AND TALAY’S TRYING TO WORK WHILE DRUNK??? 

That seems like a terrible decision

“his attitude against pink” Boy you and I are about to throw hands

(pink is my favourite colour)

W-wait what’s that pyramid(?)-looking thing in the water, I’ve never seen that before

The reason Talay got sucked to a different universe is he wasn’t in the same frame as his friends

HOW DO YOU ASSHOLES NOT HEAR HIM

Oh my god I haaaaate Tess’s dad, like yeah I’d probably punch Tess in the face if I knew him irl but I don’t need to guess whose fault it is he turned out like that in the first place

I’m glad his mom’s got his back… in her own way

For a show that starts off with such a focus on colour, it changes drastically between shots during Talay and Tess’s mom’s little act

And not in a way I think was intentional

SFJKSGDKSGKDGSKDGSJ VERA I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO WATCH VICE VERSA AND LEAVE ME COMMENTS AS YOU GO IM SO EXCITED TO HEAR ALL YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT IT

okay but when i tell you talay is just as unhinged as puen is like imagine doing an interview for your dream job and ending up associating the dudes responsible for your destiny with the worst colors you could possibly come up with..... and then you meet a hot famous actor in an airport bathroom and not only you forget to wash your hands before giving him a present but you also tell him he has a big head....... AND YET TALAY SOMEHOW MANAGES TO GET BOTH THE JOB AND THE BOY ALEXA PLAY WHATTA MAN BY SALT-N-PEPA

it's also a testament of how good the writing of the show is that i loved talay since the very beginning despite is deeply incorrect opinion on the color pink aka THE PRETTIEST OF COLORS!!!!!!! however im willing to forgive him for everything since his journey from dislike to love because he comes to associate pink with puen is literally POETIC CINEMA

and not to spoiler you but when you said "It’s nice to learn right off the bat that Puen’s not an arrogant twat despite his fame, he just smiles @ Talay’s phone call" it reminded me of how in episode 7 one of the characters tells puen that "talay's smile is your smile" AND TO KNOW THAT TALAY MADE PUEN SMILE FROM THE VERY BEGINNING WAY BEFORE THEY KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT EACH OTHER IS MAKING ME WANT TO GO DROWN MYSELF IN 5 CM OF WATER

i guess it's a good thing im not doing the bad buddy rewatch for the one year anniversary because i already know that this time around i would become the most disgusting wai apologist........... though kudos to jimmy for being able to portray both the biggest asshole in existence and the most endearing sweetheart CAN YOU BELIEVE SOME PEOPLE STILL HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SAY HE CAN'T ACT???????? also i think they should have brought back the suspenders in the last episode and let talay grab them to pull puen in for a kiss IM JUST SAYING

and i suppose this is the moment where i admit i have no positive feelings about tess but you're very right about his dad being awful

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS ONLY PART 1 OF EPISODE 1 IM SFJKSGDFJ AT THIS RATE IM GONNA GET INSTITUTIONALIZED BEFORE PUEN SHOWS UP AGAIN

[zhuhongs]

Hello everyone. omnibus update. oh my god am i tired but i legit dont even have a bed bc my cousin is.. not v helpful at all. soooo where do i start. lol.

Okay i got outta quarantine at 11 and took a taxi to my dorm. BUTTT my dorm building is located on a street that has a very busy street market. so i was dropped off a little bit further down and the driver told me it was down there and i thought i knew where it was do i confidently walked down a busy busy street with two monster luggages and got lost and almost hit with a scooter until a VERY NICE uncle helped me find the place. Then i checked in. which was ... interesting bc i came at the same time as a dude from shanghai. and the dorm leader was very... laid back and took her sweet time to check ne in. thus was fine but i was like... nervous lol. anyways, afterwards i talked to her and told her yk. why im here, that i speak chinese a bit. she was v nice and friendly. she told me all my roommates are out but theyre all japanese. which is funny bc like... i practice chinese SO MUCH to be like.. here are ur roommates. speak in jpn which. i can do. but LOL. so i go in, i fought with the door. so fucking much. omg that door beat my ASS. LIKE NO OTHER. no one was there. i barely got my things set up and wrote a note and left on the door bc i had orientation right after. and i thought like. oh okay just go pay my fees. get my schedule and leave. NOPE. i go in, I'm immediately doing a verbal interview to gauge my language abilities even tho i already took a placement test. and theyre like. cool, the class for ur level is going on. Right Now so uh. go to class. girl i was do hungry. so i go, sit in class for 3 hrs (not bad im just tired). My teacher is soooooo nice and very animated. i really like her. class is... a little higher than my level tbh. there was a lot i didnt know and it moves v fast... i feel so winded. But ik I'll be able to do it just fine. Oh yea i took the bus by myself and hhhh oh my god. the bus alone was so much. i sit down. wait for my bus. i thought i had the wrong one bc i saw a bus with my number on the opposite side and swore i was gonna miss the bus but i didnt. also i tried to give this old lady my seat and she scolded me by saying that she stands so much to keep herself healthy and then told me that i need to close my legs and sit up straight bc I'll look prettier. lmaooooo. and she told me not to be on my phone like the girl beside me. then the girl beside me asked me if i was a student and we had a conversation. she was very nice. helped me a lot she was japanese so it helped that i speak japanese a bit. there are. so many japanese students here. the guy i sit next to in class is japanese. i asked him his name but from his accent i knew he was japanese so i said "もしかして日本人ですか?" and he was like "はい! あなたも?!??" and i was like... nooo ofc not. and i explained i just studied it as a teenager bc i was a weeb. we talked abt anime. he likes bp which yk... unfortunate now but i doubt this random guy knows that whole deal. but yea, had many good pleasant conversations. tho nothing like deep connection but i didn't really expect that anyways. But yea, after i got out i was supposed to meet my cousins old roommate to get her mattress and fucking.. oh my god. nothing went right so my cousin was like... uh can u stay on campus till i get outta work and im like. uhhh thatd be 3 hrs and i rlly just wanna go back and lie down. and she didnt respond so i came back, met my roommates. which was... nice but kinda strange. there was a point they were kinda just all surrounding me and i was in a corner (like actually physically) trying to speak in half chinese half japanese. which was hard bc im just very disoriented. its been a long day and its only 7pm. but my cousin just got back to me abt the mattress. I'm meeting someone else at the dorms hopefully soon to get a mattress and then i can Finally SLEEP.... today gas been so much but in a very good way!!

[wench-and-jezebel]

Ten Inch Hero Reaction:

Jezebel (@typicalopposite) reacts [with occasional asides by Wench (@scripted-downfall)]

Such a different vibe from Devour ☠️☠️☠️☠️  [alksdjf Tis true]

“Normal people need not apply” ☠️☠️☠️ we’d fit in there  [We would indeed]

Danneeellll

Oh noooo

Sir

I wanna work here [:)) I KNOW]

[I love that the customers get to vote]  The dog.  I love it  [Yes, and the dog]

Hmmm

Ahhhhh!  Omg! He’s here!

☠️☠️☠️☠️  “Well he’s employed here”  [That line bothers me so but anyway]

🤣🤣🤣 “And now you’re hiring people who fail the interview?”

Well.  Shit.  [She’s lying, dear]

🤣🤣🤣  Poor buddy

[Zo!  I love her]

Oh, man, chat rooms  [I know!  We'd never talk long distance on an electronic device]

☠️☠️☠️☠️ His look

Idek what this movie is about and I love it

It just is so chill and nothing is happening (so far) but it’s like 😍😍  [This is the vibe throughout]

☠️☠️☠️☠️ This lady 🤣🤣🤣🤣  [I told you I loved her]

Welp. Now I’ll think of that next time I eat eggs.

☠️☠️☠️ DoorDash.  Back in the day

She ain’t even look both ways; she’s definitely a witch

Ooooo

OHHHHH WELL SHIT.  WELP SHIT.

THIS WHOLE MOVIE JUST YEETED ITSELF A DIFFERENT DIRECTION

Damn, that’s sad af

Ma’am.  You stop that.  Flirt.

Awwwww.  Well that was wholesome as helll

[Buddy is not subtle okay]  ☠️☠️☠️

Bruh this is the one I wanted to watch the most and I’m gonna struggle commenting because I’m too into it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They have the same sketch book 🥺🥺🥺

Oooooooh is this going where I think it is [*whistles*]  Oh nooooo tho.  Cause it’s gonna be drama first.  That’s a big no no in adopting

I WANT THAT VANNNNNN

Priestly is adorable

Oh, douchebags

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

Well that’s what you get you ass

Bruh.  Why am I not loving Danneel?  I wanna love Danneeel!

☠️☠️☠️☠️ Not the eye flutters!  I’m ded  [I love him]  I knowwww

Awwwwww muh heart.  I can’t take it!

Plz tell me Jen doesn’t get hurt

This kid is ADORABLE

AWWWWWW

[I love Priestly flipping the bottle, btw; watch for it]

Oooof  [Poor buddy :(]

Ngl she deserved the door in the face

Poorrrr buddyyyy

[Us if we ever met in person: "we tell each other everything-"]  ☠️☠️☠️☠️

HE IS THE COOOOLEST BOSS

POOOOR BUDDDDYYYY

[THIS SCENE]  OH I KNOW THIS SCENE  [I've made you watch it]

[Sharky boy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣]

[The first scene that made me like Tish]  Yess!!

Oooooo that’s the face of someone who likes someone pjhhhh

Omg, buddy

Well shit it worked

That’s adorable omg

This is soooo awkward cause it’s gonna look so bad when he realizes

Also ooof; everyone putting feet in mouths

The phone cord ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ Deceased

[Poor pup looks Unhappy]  Oh poor Bam Bam

Oh the buzz ☠️☠️☠️☠️

Oh my god

[Return of Jezebel the Deed critic]  BRUH.  I GOT NO WARNING.   [I forgot alskfdj]

DANEEEL  YOUR HUSBAND IS LIKE😭👏🏼👏🏼 not him

WELP 👀 *sigh*

[Sheeeeee]

Sweetie dump his assssss

He’s getting bent over by brad anyway [ALKSDJF;LKADSJF]

[It was a demogorgon]  ☠️🤣🤣🤣

[The little girl shouting "FRAT PARTY" tho]

I love this 😭😭😭

Whooooa awkwarddddddddd

Ohhhhhhh just tell me what happens.  I can’t take it!  [About?]  When he finds out  [Wait and see :)]

☠️☠️☠️☠️ [I love him; Priestly's my beloved]

Hell, I love all of them! Even Tish is coming around

Bruh this lady is a witch

[Priestly reacting like that as if he hasn't been doing about the same with Tish tho alksdjflkadsjf]  🤣🤣🤣🤣

I WANT THIS VANNNNNN

Why would you chase a goose

[Okay, I'm warning you now that Jen kindaaaaa annoys me here, but anyway.  (Give it a few minutes.)]   Oooof ok

TISH

JEN

WOTS HAPPENING

Oh, pity party.  Oh, I see

[MA'AM YOU JUST LEFT HIM SITTING BY HIMSELF WDYM]  This is definitely not ok

But like… why are they not saying she’s not ugly 👀👀  This isn’t okay either

[And btw.  I've been in a similar position to her.  So like.  I understand.  I just don't respect it.]

I WANT THIS JOBBBBB

["I was sitting by the phone, waiting, wondering..."  BUDDY.  "There's a perfectly good reason we didn't call" NO?!?!?  THAT’S ALL THE MORE REASON TO CALL HIM AND TELL HIM NOT TO BRING IT UP OR SOMETHING?!?!?]

Ooooh get her

Bruh he speaks truth

["Why are you suddenly Fuzzy's best friend?"  Because he didn't deserve that shit, wdym]

Oooof  [BUDDYYYY]

[The voice crack tho]  OOOOOFFFF

OOOOO WHATCHUUU DOING buddy  [Priestly be meddling]

Oh my goddddd 

OH MY GOD

BRUHHH

BRUHHH BRAD

DOUCHEEEEEBAGS

OH SHIT

WEAK ASS PUNK FELL LIKE A FEATHER

OH BOY

Oh boy

Well shit

Oooooofta

Beat.  His.  Ass.

Someone please do it

Oooo- Get him

Ok?  And? 🤣

[This be go well]

GETTTTTT HIMMM

OH SHIT  YESSSS TRUCKERRRRRR

“YOU DICKLESS YUPPIE”  THAT WAS AMAZING

💕💕💕💕 Preistlyyyyyy

[Tish, ma’am.  You came onto every dude in the shop… Defy gender norms and ask Priestly first instead of making him do it.]

I’m trying to think of who Zo is.  I’ve seen her in something else.  I love her!  She’s so calming

[He has the dark half of a yin-yang tattoo, and I want her to have the other half; I think it'd be so cute]

😭😭😭😭😭 Loveeeeee.  So much loveeeeee!

☠️☠️☠️☠️ What. Are.  [These dudes did not learn the lesson] 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Keep the lubeeee” [The look tho]

Well she gets A Julia.  Not her Julia, but she also gets a Noah.  So like… Win win

Awwwww

Oh OHHHHH

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Fuzzzyyyyy

[Also, the music here is from the Deckerstar prom.  It's the song he plays for her]  Oh my gawdddddddd

😭😭😭😭

Aight cmon gimme the bad ending

Priestly was like nope I’m getting credit for this

Why can’t they just kiss and let it end here

[Look at himmmm!!!  Buddy's so nervous slkdfj;laksdjf]

In her head (Danneel, not Tish), she’s like yep I’m marrying him

[Who gave him permission to be this adorable tho.  The wide-eyed curious stare thing is just ack.]

Ahhhhh

Aight so headcanon he swaps right back

But omg he rubbed his lips

I’m ded

I’m not even mad, that was adorable

[Hmph.]

Wot Is Happening??? Sweet lord.  [They’re getting married]  Nekked  [Yup]

– – – 

Endpoint Reaction:

Jezebel: That was really good!  😭😭😭😭😭  10/10  (Hah)

Wench: Glad it lived up

Jezebel: Ok I do hate he completely changed for her.  That sucks.  They should have had the scene on the beach him back like before.  Also… Boaz & Platisha  *sigh*  What names.  This was the strangest, most all-over-the-place-yet-all-connected movie I’ve ever seen! But omg no one died!  And everyone got a happy ending, minus Priestley’s style!  (RIP it was not deserved.)

Wench: Yup, ‘tis true

Jezebel: For Jen… I’m glad she got a happy ending. I think I’m even happier he called her pretty. Because I would have been like 👀👀👀☠️ had he walked in and been like… you’re a good person ☠️ And like, no, looks should not matter, but it’s like.. friendship code to lift your friends up… not agree with them *sigh* 🤣  And they didn’t agree, but they didn’t DISAGREE either

Wench: Right

Jezebel: Idk that bugged tf out of me

Wench: Makes sense.  Do we know what we're doing next?

Jezebel: Hmm…

Wench: We still have our shows to be doing, technically-

Jezebel: So we could do one of each show-  SBC

Wench: Sounds good!  Til then!

[llycaons]

scattered thoughts

paul 🥺

armand's tale sounds plausible ig but what is the truth!!!!

jacob anderson EMMY!!!!!

gay blade gay blade gay blade

burn bitch!!!!

"It's because we started speaking English" 😭

the sexy background jazz...😍

ik he's not in a good place but this louis is soooo conpetent and cool omg

kurapika is filled with an indescribable emptiness indeed...

armand's defense is subtly blaming loyis himself for his own betrayal. not 'I didn't love you enough' but 'you won't love me as long as them' insane

armand doesn't even feel bad. he's just playing the part. asking for forgiveness rather than permission. does he care about anything...

YOU LOOK SMALL

lestat self-reflecting????

akasha mention 👀

holy shit he's staying with armand to get back at LESTAT 😭😭😭 louis do not torment yourself for such a sake!!!!

chaining himself to a lying man he resents for eternity for THAT...

'there's nothing else' - over half an hour is left of the episode louis!!!

also, his life with armand being described as NOTHING. lestat and claudia were stories to tell, daniel was a story to tell. but once they were gone there was nothing to tell!!

uh daniel picking up plot holes!!!!!

TIME HEALS, DANIEL???? TIME HEALS????? HES A DJ????

sam. lestat. the inconsistencies of sam's presence. MENTION IT ALL

damn thought he was gonna mention armand's powers too

SECOND SCRIPT?????

HE WROTE IT

HE WROTE THE FUCKING SCRIPT!!!!

of course he did!!!

HOLY SHIT IT WAS LESTAT??

obviously it's not like I'm a loustat proponent but my hand is clapped over my mouth. ARMAND WOULD HAVE KILLED HIM

'he wantes me to suffer' oh so this is all about you

'you're over this' BITCH YOU DON'T GET TO TELL HIM THAT. his sister was murdered abd he was tortured for days...

what does raglan have to gain from this?

YESS YES!!!! LOUIS!!!!

this is just like when skyler left walt 🥰

back in new orleans 🥺🥺🥺 the accent...

his home...

black amex 🤑

the misconstruing of their history...

poor goth vampire...

lestat eating rats now huh...

his collarbones...so rakish!

companion enough for himself now....I'm so happy for him

LESTAT SAYING SIRI LMAO

he's weirdly humble, lestat

still old-fashioned. but the fact that he never interfered w armand and louis's relationship. that's growth

ig it's hard to know what's the exact truth, but louis fresh from his interview is apologizing for what he did to lestat, and I believe he means it. I believe he feels he wronged him

thanking him for the gift...his LIFE 😭

fuck this is so emotional. the difference between lestat's teaeful, genuine concern and fear vs. armand's contempt and cold blame. damn he really sucked. lestat was never a good liar

he can't stop thinking abt her either!! and he KILLED her so yeah but MAN I'm about to cry!!!

LIKE A CHILD LOOKiNG TO HER FATHER 😭 he killed her but still...

what a hug...

who gives a fuck about this tv program

he's so rude which is kind of fun but bragging about how many copies he's sold is so tacky. bro we know you got money. how's your relationship with your kids

WHATTTT

I thought the glasses were weird. fuck

it's good louis has a friend 🥰

aw his home has color now

and the art! I don't know what it means but it's colorful and passionate!

PAULLL 😭😭😭😭 that's paul!!!

and claudia's dress 🥺 the people he really loved

his ssshhsshing hehe

he's got some of that bravado back, thay swagger.

honestly kind of a corny last line...

overall very satisfying and weirdly hopeful! MUCH moreso than I had expected!!!

[here4theheartbreak]

The photocards! SanSang!!! Adorable!!! I also really like the Hwa/Mingi one!

Omg the random albums really gave you the full Woosan experience! Sannie with the hearts stuck on his cheeks~ 🥺💕 Also, Mingi looks absolutely incredible this era?? There's something about him! Massive main character energy.

I think you made the right decision! With the amount of pcs available per album, you'd have to get a filing cabinet to store them all! 😭😂

Ohhh, that lot of albums sounds amazing! That's how I got most of my Vixx albums, all in a big bundle! It's great that you have a little network of people wanting albums though, it'd be such a shame for the duplicates to just be sitting around if someone wants/needs them.

I also bought the fan kit! We have SOOOO many tarot cards in this house. 😅 I recently got a cool Korean holographic deck! It's really beautiful~

I've also noticed that about buying straight from KR! The price is usually about the same. And things definitely arrive much faster! I honestly love the Korean postal system. When I mailed a postcard home, it literally arrived the next day. I was amazed.

You were caught ugly crying at a concert by a member of OOO? I salute you. Not many could survive it. 😂

It truly was a shame about Yongguk. Because I'm sure he'd have absolutely no problems interacting with male fans. It's just an example of him being shortsighted, I suppose. He's just gone with what he sees / what he expects. And it's very unfortunate.

That's so true. If someone is absolutely spotless and never puts a foot wrong, then it's kinda strange. If they're eternally, faultlessly good... it feels odd. Like how lawyered up are you, and how deep have you buried the bodies??? Humans make errors. People have bad days. Moods change. It's hard to be ON all the time. It's fine. It's normal. As long as it's nothing malicious or purposefully hurtful, I can understand.

I ALWAYS think this. Particularly about K-pop and gaming. It's grown adults, with regular incomes, who are buying merch and albums, and paying stupid prices for tickets. Plus, going to a concert is an EXPENSIVE experience if you live outside of the city the show is at?? Every K-pop concert I go to costs me around £450-£550 (average of £120 per ticket, £100 travel costs, £160 hotel, £50 for food and drink) + whatever I decide to spend on merch. I spent £160 on Ateez merch in February! Kids are simply NOT affording it.

Oh, Pungja? I love her, she's so funny and her humour is so direct! I really liked the interview she did with Mingi and Hongjoong during Halazia era too. That was around the same time (same week?) we got that WooSanHwa Lucky Oppa episode! (I watched it again yesterday) I really loooove how they all interacted with Hoyoung — especially Woo, he was so excited. It was truly a great week for Ateez interviews and queer interactions in general. And, you're right, there is an honest comfort in their engagement that's GREAT to see. It just doesn't seem to matter, which is obviously how it should be.

I loveeeee San's thanxx rainbow ear!!! 🌈 I really liked thanxx as a whole, I understand that it was a hard time with the whole CA situation. But the song is so good!

Omg. There were SO many quote contenders for my little ateez tattoo. But most of them were a bit sad, even though they're very meaningful to me?? So I just went with the straightforward but hopeful '너와 나의 promise'. But I was SO CLOSE to choosing Joong's whole verse from Halazia... because it's basically (read: exactly) how I feel about my whole health journey these past few years. And there was also 'I shine on my own [people will call that a star]' which is really beautiful... but also kind of lonely in a way?? And then I was like maybe 'just keep it up' because it's so encouraging and Sunrise is a GREAT concert song. But Promise always cheers me up. Although, I did also seriously consider '별처럼 빛나' and I still might get that one because '별' is one of my favourite Korean words. And '처럼' and '빛' are two of my favourite Korean words to say. But I think I'd like to get something more conceptual/visual. Who knows. You'll definitely have to let me know what you decide to get, if you decide! 😊

I really liked neon green Yeosang! But I do prefer his natural hair, especially when it's a bit longer. He looks like an actual fairytale prince. Still, I was a big fan of highlighter green Yeosang! The black stripes have me less enthusiastic BUT I respect his scene kid journey! 😂 He definitely knows that rawr means 'i love you' in dinosaur. Ahhhh. May our lord and saviour (Gerard Way) protect our sweet xXxY3oS4ng13xXx from harm.

San looks stunning with the red hair! Literally, red is SO HARD for idols to pull off. Wooyoung was another GORGEOUS red.

So many more hair things have happened. They change their colours way too fast!

Also, helllllllo, Ateez Cosmopolitan Mingi with the stomach reveal?? It seems like he really wants to show us that area lately. You do you, King. You show 'em what you've got, princess~! 💖

Mingi looks so good this era, I absolutely love the style they put him in. I didn’t love the short cropped when it was blonde, but now that it’s gotten a bit longer it looks amazing (and it looked great with the pink).

And yes, in regards to pcs - I have limited space 🤣I collect pcs for 7-ish groups (only SHINee and Ateez are ‘every album must have a pc’ type collections - the other 5 are more “if they’re cute I will get them” lol) - so far I’ve been displaying them in these little polaroid mini things so I can flip through them easily - but I’m running out of room 😭 I’m probably going to need to get a third one V_V

The album lot arrived last week, it was so much more than I had anticipated! She also sent along '22 Season’s Greetings which I did not at all expect, and the special edition of All to Action which I uh… Wasn’t aware even existed until my friend lost her shit when I showed her the spread 😂 (And I got one of San’s autographed albums 🥲 - not from the same seller but they arrived the same day so I was absolutely chuffed - I need Wooyoung still but am waiting a bit for a good deal).

In all there were 11 duplicates because of some that I already owned. I wasn’t planning on collecting every version of each album, but I mean… She already did 90% of the work for me so 😂 - I actually have a shop online where I resell kpop merch like albums and pcs so it works out; new inventory for my shop, I'll be able to recoup a good half of the money I spent on it I figure.

But, at least until another group I like as a comeback, and until I get the last 2 albums I’m missing (yellow and blue versions of Movement are all that I’m missing V_V - they’re on the way though) - this is what my kpop center looks like overall … I’m out of room.

Oh my God I LOVE that tarot deck! That is so gorgeous!! Where did you get it?? My favorite deck that I own is my Black Deck; I love darker, more eerie decks - but I also love fandom decks; I have a Nightmare Before Xmas one on the way and am eyeing a Star Trek one as well. (And am lamenting the fact that no one has made an American Horror Story deck? Like come on people.)

And yeah, I expect mistakes from people. I’m not delusional, I know my idols and favorite celebrities are human and sometimes humans just don’t want to deal with shit or say things without thinking. It’s just how we are as a species. The problem is when it is repetitive, malicious, or shows willful ignorance or hostility (i.e. sexism, racism, etc) that is not due to ignorance. And right??? I love the stereotype of fans of these things, kpop, video gamers, etc - being 12-14 year old children - like, do people realize the amount of money that it takes to be a fan in the way they are imagining? Obviously I don’t think you need to buy everything or do everything to be a fan - that’s ridiculous - but when these people who mock kpop are mocking fans, they’re mocking ones that have every version of the albums, collect the pcs, go to the concerts, travel to KR to go to fan signs, etc — do they realize what that all costs??? I freely admit that I have a good probably 2k-4k usd worth of merch and albums sitting on my shelf or up on my walls or in binders rn (whether or not I paid that, someone did) and that’s not near as much as it used to be when I collected for BTS, plus a good 500usd or so sitting in a box for resale. A child isn’t going to do that. A child isn’t going to be able to do that, and I know almost zero parents that would be willing to do that for their child - kids are expensive enough as it is 😂 - I fund my son’s hyperfixation (dinosaurs/the Jurassic series) and that’s bad enough. Tickets/concerts are so expensive, you are right! Between the cost of the ticket (which is so much more if the group is popular and if you want seats close or the extras like hi-touch an such). And then travel, hotel, food — and for me personally, even if it’s the rare one in my city (I’ve been lucky enough to see A.C.E and OnlyOneOf here in Minnesota) - most of the time tho I have to travel to Chicago or New York). I still have to pay for a sitter - which isn’t as bad as a hotel but still not cheap — and a kid isn’t going to be driving, so either their parents are footing the gas bill or they’re taking a rideshare, so… Yeah no. (Not to mention some cities here in the US have age curfews - which means parents are gonna need to spend money on an extra ticket to go just so their kid can go.)

Yes! Her. She’s a hoot. I saw she did an interview with those two, I haven’t watched it yet though. I haven’t seen Lucky Oppa either! I will have to go look it up. I’ve never heard of it! I agree as well, that it doesn’t matter - which is what I think is important. I don’t want the community being treated differently in a bad way OR a good way, you know? I just want all of us treated like humans. If you’d treat a cishet host a certain way, then treat the queer host the same way.

And yesss - I swear so many of their lyrics are so deep and meaningful. I feel like a lot of their lyrics are really impactful and speak to me — which ofc is what most fans think, that’s the sign of a good song lol - but you get it. I really like lyrics from Utopia and Aurora (actually Aurora would be really fun to play with as a sort of watercolor night sky looking tattoo but idk). I also really love Better and One Day at a Time - they’re so simple but meaningful. And an odd one that I like but not probably for why you’d think is Good Lil’ Boy - as a transmasc preson there’s parts of it that just resonate for me. I’m sure that I’m sure wasn’t the original intention but 🤷🏻‍♂️ - also parts of Say My Name and Thanxx for a similar reason.

There’s a shop that I found, they did my Doodle tattoo (which was also my first pride tattoo without planning for it; I told her that they could play with the colors of it and she realized it was the perfect # of letters to use for pride colors lol. I love this shop though; it only hires queer, disabled, female identifying, or poc artists. The owner is an enby artist who specializes in top surgery/scar coverups — I want to go to them when I finally decide on what I want for my top surgery scar tattoo. But there’s one artist there that does amazing watercolor - I really would like to have her do sth. But I’m sure I’ll figure something out; maybe I’ll get it for my birthday next year, I try to get one a year when money allows.

The way I snorted over “xXxY3oS4ng13xXx” - because I definitely had a username similar and so did my friend - the nostalgia this kid is giving me rn 😂 - that’s why I don’t like it, it’s giving me clique war flashbacks 🤣🤣🤣🤣(speaking of nostalgia tho - the 2022 Season’s Greetings that I got from that seller - talk about making me feel old jfc - the fact that these trends are retro for these GenZ kids V_V please. They were cute, but I also wanted to hide under a rock seeing some of them).

And yes oh my GOD Wooyoung’s red hair was amazing. It caught my attention right away. I can count on one hand the number of idols that have been able to pull of that neon red and honestly 1/2 of them are Ateez members 😂 - tho some of them really are just super well suited to fantasy colored hair. Like Joong looks amazing in various unnatural colors imo; my least favorite styles of his are when he’s just with his natural hair 😅

The COSMO OH MY GOD I DIED. The way I immediately went to my budget and wiggled stuff around to pre-order a couple of those, it was embarrassing. (I was gonna get all 9 but even I realized it was a bit silly to get 9 copies of the same magazine just for the covers… Despite my desperate want for them.) If I had an easy way to display all of them I would’ve, but alas, my walls are already almost entirely full so, I limited myself to WooSan and ot8. Mingi tho - absolutely killer. And Yunho??? I swear, that man goes totally off my radar for periods then BAM - there he is.

Also, I was watching some shorts and this video came up and I just… Wooyoung is so tiny he looks like a little boy V_V — and I know he’s not really all that small (tho tbf compared to my barely 5ft ass EVERYONE is tall) - but he looks so little next to him and the expression he’s making 😩 My heart.

[lanasblood]

ok but lana guess what?😭 they’re sending me to the other office next week bc apparently mr. casanova is getting interviewed by some big journalist and i have to be there to coordinate the whole thing. i am also seeing him this sunday bc we are hosting another dinner with some big shot clients so it’s almost seems like it’s on purpose🫣 if he was a young available man i’d swear that it was destined

awww baby :(( I would have never guessed this!!!! but that actually sounds soooo cool lmaooo you're living the life, bestie 💕 look at the bright side of it, you'll be in the cooler office, and you can spend your breaks petting that cute puppy, and you'll have an amazing time, I know it!!! (omg I'd say it's destiny too lol)

how do you feel about it?? (don't be sad because of his age, everything’s good as long as he doesn’t look old :p)

[baekhvuns]

My friends met the cast, but not Olivia nor Helena, cause they were in seasons 3-4. But the ensemble cast from all the seasons is truly chef's kiss I lowkey forgot that so many of my faves actors/actresses starred in it. :o

Your uni as NORTH KOREA? What the fuck does it look like then 😭 the universities I went to looked either like castles or modern art, lmao

I cannot wait for more Taemin music. <3 Advice feels like it came out 3 months and 3 years ago at the same time

I know we should curate our own internet experience, that's why I keep blocking people left and right, but it's soooo tiring. I'm also sick and tired of seeing videos from fan sings and concerts from the same people, especially Koreans. You see them two every weeks in Seoul and you need to be at USA fan signs too???

Oh which make-up choices were questionable? Tbh I haven't inspected the photos closely. But I don't like Hwa's contacts

I know Khronus wasn't THAT bad, but you tricked me and I won't forget that 🔪 Clannad tricked me, but in a different way. Omg I forgot about Hanasaku Iroha! And don't even get me started on Wolf Girl and Black Prince, because I hated it so much I dropped it 😭 this and My Little Monster. I hated the characters and storylines so much 🔫 and both had so much potential

Y/N runaway bride era 👀

Jaudhshhanagagagag SEONGhwa, SEONGjun... a coincidence, hmmm. I like all the characters tbh, like my himbo blondie cafe owner (but he's sus) and the best friend is cute too, tbh him and Seongjun look almost the same except SJ is giving forehead. Me whenever I see a black haired webtoon/anime character "wow, he looks like Seonghwa" 😅

You're right I can make barking exceptions for Chogiwa and Skz's Wolfgang too. I'm so mad at BBC for doing Chuu so dirty :/ I hope she fights them. Her leaving isn't shocking but the slander?! I feel bad for Loona too, their company needs to be buried

Seonghwa hide your hands, arms and legs

Speaking of toes. Choi San in sandals in NYC IN NOVEMBER?! Jail jail jail

I don't have time to watch most matches, but some results are surprising, I'm looking forward to 🇪🇸 vs 🇩🇪. Bestie don't even mention Neymar cause he's a 🤡 and a right-winger too?! You can't pick a good hairstyle, can't score and hate human rights too?! Pick a struggle. See what happens when you're a decent person? You score a wonderful goal I can even forgive him playing for Tottenham. Omg I bet USA will take all the good matches from you 💀

That football x kpop thread made me cry, but tbh some fans already talk about footballers like that just use different words jsgsjshsgjshshsush

I know that Jared Leto is a capricorn too so that definitely applies to him 🔫

A fucking menace to society for real

Jackson took the fanfics tok seriously...

Wh-what... oh the saga continues...

Cleavage!

Got this???

Omfg, Baeks, let's do this! 👀 - DV 💖

hello!!’

My friends met the cast, but not Olivia nor Helena, cause they were in seasons 3-4. But the ensemble cast from all the seasons is truly chef's kiss I lowkey forgot that so many of my faves actors/actresses starred in it. :o

NAURRRR 😭😭😭 helena and olivia were truly the finest casts ever,, and helena as princess margret?? what a cast truly hands down on of the best!!! wait since we’re talking about friends meeting celebs, my friend just met sebastian stan??? 😭😭

Your uni as NORTH KOREA? What the fuck does it look like then 😭 the universities I went to looked either like castles or modern art, lmao

YEAH 😭😭😭 IT WAS A WHOLE THING BUT THEY REJECTED IT it’s grey and dark and looks like a boarding school <3 they literally named it “hollywood’s north korea” in 2015 😭😭😭🤚🏼for the movie ‘the interview’

I cannot wait for more Taemin music. <3 Advice feels like it came out 3 months and 3 years ago at the same time

3 YEARS AGO ????? 😭😭😭😭 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH TIME

I know we should curate our own internet experience, that's why I keep blocking people left and right, but it's soooo tiring. I'm also sick and tired of seeing videos from fan sings and concerts from the same people, especially Koreans. You see them two every weeks in Seoul and you need to be at USA fan signs too???

stop bc block, mute, report is things i use the most on twt 😭😭 AYOOO UR RIGHT fansites and fans who travel from kr to other countries just to attend fansigns? but like u met them last week? why again 😭🤚🏼 ITS THE SAME FIVE PPL AGAIN MAN 😭

Oh which make-up choices were questionable? Tbh I haven't inspected the photos closely. But I don't like Hwa's contacts

ok it’s gonna weird but it’s something about the bronzer they used or like a filter, idk what it is but it’s rly off putting let me show le examples one it’s the lip concealing! this one too! i also think there’s one with hj,, idk i think it’s the filter they used but it’s rly not my personal fav

BUT THE OTHER PHOTOSHOOT IS 🤌🏼🤌🏼 CHEFS KISSES

I know Khronus wasn't THAT bad, but you tricked me and I won't forget that 🔪 Clannad tricked me, but in a different way. Omg I forgot about Hanasaku Iroha! And don't even get me started on Wolf Girl and Black Prince, because I hated it so much I dropped it 😭 this and My Little Monster. I hated the characters and storylines so much 🔫 and both had so much potential

LMFAOOOO ☺️☺️☺️ i will not trick u with the next one <333 hehe,, RNMWBDKWHDKW I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLT ONE WHO HATED WOLF GIRL BLACK PRINCE 😭😭😭 WHAT WAS THAT SHOW TBH,, bestie do u rmr brother’s conflict 😭😭😭😭

Y/N runaway bride era 👀

👁👁 this is very bollywood i must say, running away at the altar with dramatic dialogueS IM ONTO THIS

Jaudhshhanagagagag SEONGhwa, SEONGjun... a coincidence, hmmm. I like all the characters tbh, like my himbo blondie cafe owner (but he's sus) and the best friend is cute too, tbh him and Seongjun look almost the same except SJ is giving forehead. Me whenever I see a black haired webtoon/anime character "wow, he looks like Seonghwa" 😅

THERES NO MORE COINCIDENCES ANYMORE !!!! NONE 🔫🔫 sj giving forehead 😭😭 something about the forehead is what makes me chose a fav atp,,,

“Me whenever I see a black haired webtoon/anime character "wow, he looks like Seonghwa" ME BUT WITH HIM !!! HES SO UGHDHEKDHWKDJWKDH but also the guard from that fic <3

You're right I can make barking exceptions for Chogiwa and Skz's Wolfgang too. I'm so mad at BBC for doing Chuu so dirty :/ I hope she fights them. Her leaving isn't shocking but the slander?! I feel bad for Loona too, their company needs to be buried

YOOOOO BBC FLIPPED IN THE MOST TERRIBLE WAY POSSIBLE,,, the power tripping??? gIRL HER??? NO ONES BELIEVING THAT & staff even came to her rescue!! tells a lot about bbc’s ceo’s character 🔫🔫 mf probably can’t handle the fact that she earns more then the ceo can 🤨 LOONA FREEDOM ERA BESTIES

Seonghwa hide your hands, arms and legs

gonna ask him to hide that chest too

but this is a prince

Speaking of toes. Choi San in sandals in NYC IN NOVEMBER?! Jail jail jail

FBQMBDMSJDKW AND IN NYC??? THE DIRTIEST PLACE ON EARTH??? THE RATS??? ON GOD THIS MAN GONNA CATCH SOMETHING 😭😭😭

I don't have time to watch most matches, but some results are surprising, I'm looking forward to 🇪🇸 vs 🇩🇪. Bestie don't even mention Neymar cause he's a 🤡 and a right-winger too?! You can't pick a good hairstyle, can't score and hate human rights too?! Pick a struggle. See what happens when you're a decent person? You score a wonderful goal I can even forgive him playing for Tottenham. Omg I bet USA will take all the good matches from you 💀

OKAY THE MATCH WAS SO CUT THROAT 1 ON 1 I ALMOST LOST IT,, DJDJDJ CANT PICK A GOOD HAIRSTYLE 😭😭 the blond was his only superior era,,, NAURR THE RIGHT WINGER THING PLS FHWNDJWKJDAK ok but love him or hate him that man’s talented as hell but he’s so dramatic,,, saw this video recently and i lost it bc WHY IS HE FALLING IN ITALICS,, OH H THE TWT 💀�� richarlison literally saved that match, 😭 we talking about tottenham but that one son’s goal for sk??? and the match today??? sucks they lost  😭 😭

That football x kpop thread made me cry, but tbh some fans already talk about footballers like that just use different words jsgsjshsgjshshsush

BESTIE DID U SEE THIS IM FUCKING CRYING YOURE RIGHT BUT THIS THREAD IS SO ICONIC

I know that Jared Leto is a capricorn too so that definitely applies to him 🔫 /// A fucking menace to society for real //// Jackson took the fanfics tok seriously...

oh ur right 💀😶 HE’S BEEN TAKING THEM TOO SERIOUSLY THESE DAYS DBSBBDS jackson taking them seriously but what is wayv doing and why is it always wayv

and oli…

Wh-what... oh the saga continues... /// Cleavage!

ANON ANON ANON U CANNT DOUBLE ATTACK ME LIKE THAT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ANON COME ON ANON COME ON

Got this??? /// Omfg, Baeks, let's do this! 👀 - DV 💖

what im getting is that ur a trendsetter 👀🤚🏼 I GOT THE DADCORE DBWMDBKWHDKW SCREAMING,,, omg the tier makers IT MISSED SO MANY OTHER GOOD ONES ILL MAKE MY OWN TEMPLATE THE NEXT TIME BUT THIS WHAT I GOT! HBU?

🤨

what is this and why is this tenelkadjowrites pool boy hwa…

BESTIE IM AFRAID WE HAVE LOST THE MAN TO ANOTHER

what the hell

what the hell pt2 tell me this whole video isn’t model hwa

this is giving ceo yun, father.

also saw a tweet saying one of the tvxq members should’ve been in superm, and i cannot agree more,, BOA IN GOT AND WHY CANT CHANGMIN BE IN SUPERM 😭😭 THE BATTLE OF NOTES FROM BAEK AND HIM

[trulymadlysydney]

I’m responding to all your notes lmao bc I have no one irl to talk about this movie with!! Also, this is so long omg I’m so sorry 😂

- I never thought about this, but it makes total sense when I think about that small flash back

- Sameee hahah I was like ohh okay

- Great question….I would think so bc how else does he afford to live? But maybe everyone pays him as part of their expenses to be apart of the victory project

- Don’t get me started!!!! Harry with her thighs over his shoulders will be burnt in my brain for the rest of my life istg

- The sex scenes DO add a lot. You know he loves her more than anything. He got them into this bc he thought she was miserable at her job working long hours day in and day out. And he knew that she could live freely and happy in victory. He truly did do it FOR her bc he loves her

- Violet is the cutest but I wonder if she knows some stuff…bc she does seem constantly terrified

- I’m thinking they have weekends free and that’s when the party happened

- Bunny’s nose!!! I didn’t even think of that until now!!!

- I didn’t catch that flashback the first time but today I went 😯

- Ngl the whole thing with Margaret’s son does kind of confuse me…idk

- I noticed that trolley sign the first time and I was like hmmmm

- Blue thing in the sky?? What did I miss??

- The hallway photos!! I love!! They may be a mix of before and after. I noticed at least one looked like he had a mustache

- I need more info on the victory project STAT !!

- I didn’t notice the rings, but I did notice her rubbing her eyes and I didn’t catch that the first time

- No listen!! The whole British thing confused me at first! I was like why is he and Shelley the only ones out in Palm Springs?? And then the end made it all make sense

- The doctor makes me so uneasy. I know he built victory with frank but HOW did he get into this??

- I bet frank is telling him about Alice going to HQ

- Honestly Shelley (Gemma) was amazing in this role

- Dita 😂 honestly watching Harry watch her was so hot

- I feel like he got promoted just bc of Alice and he’s the main girls husband. Just to add drama. I guess we’ll never really know if he did something

- He’s soooo being controlled!! The way frank is acting and the things he’s saying. I didn’t notice this the first time either. But today I was like oh shit. How is this happening??

- I’ve been wondering what that coffee pour could mean…

- Either franks has eyes and ears everywhere. Or he and bunny were in Kahoots. Which would make sense. He keeps her and her children safe and she gives him intel from the women

- GOOD GIRL I DIED!!! I was thinking the same thing about the carrot. Like this is familiar

- Wait how did I not catch frank saying that at the table??

- The flashbacks and how they are so quickly put in are so good and it’s like you blink and you miss them

- Ohh I didn’t think of that…I was just thinking bc it was so common to drink. But that makes so much more sense

- Also a good question lol

- Omg I’ve never seen this tik tok girl but violet is so sweet and must be protected at all costs!!!

- STOP IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW. I AM ACTUALLY DECEASED. I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!!! AKAKDBNENW

- This is the part that’s so fucking weird to me!! They don’t even know each other!!!! But are best friends in the simulation

- I didn’t see that interview but I caught that today and was wondering why

- This whole part kind of went over my head the first time. But today it all made sense to me. And I actually do really feel for him. He was in such a bad place. He just wanted Alice to have a good life. While he still had to live that shitty life from like 9-5 every day. He really does love her….

- Violets husband (Ben??) is very …. idek the word lmao kinda like jumpy or like puppy-esque

- The end of this movie has me at the edge of my seat!!! Even the second time and I know what happens lmao I wonder if the explosions fuck up the guys at home simulators

- Yeah the men and nurses are interesting. How did they get there?? And I noticed today the janitors at Alice’s hospital were wearing the red!!

- So I go back and forth. Part of me thinks she did actually kill him. And him “coming back” right at the end asking her to stay with him. But then she doesn’t and it shows clips of her dancing alone irl. That makes me think she got out and is living her normal life again ALONE. But also, if he did die irl, how did she get out of the bed where she was chained and connected?? Idk…

OMG I love you for responding to all of my notes dlkjafl;ksj I'm not gonna reply to every single one of these but I'll touch on a few of them.

I've noticed the blue circle in the sky every time I've watched it BUT last night I came to the conclusion that it may just be the sun dlfakjsdl;fj idk yet

Frank is for sure controlling Jack's dancing and I hate it lkd;fasd

I do think Bunny and Frank are... not working together necessarily but I think they have a mutual understanding.

I also go back and forth about her killing him. I just don't know. The clips of her dancing irl are shown throughout the movie (kind of blink-and-you-miss-it) but Jack is dancing with her. So at the very end, those dancing clips are also flashbacks. BUT YEAH, I do wonder how tf she got out of the bed in the real world daklf;skj