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also been thinking abt pooki with his cunty scarf💅
if my next drawing post isnt the comic update take me out back and shoot me like a sick dog
#ghost#this was a wip too and its mainly to keep that damn twitter algorithm from throwing me into the abyss if im not on every fukkin day#i got sonethin imma post on patreon bc christ sake ppl are paying me but otherwise no more fukkin around#my first time seeing him wit the scarf a 'slay queen' slipped out despite me never really fukkin saying shit like that AHA#ghost with the crustiest bloodshot eyes from getting 3 hrs of sleep bawling his eyes out in the shower and smoking 5 blunts#bc girl thats how it is#my art#fanart#ghost call of duty#simon ghost riley#simon riley#ghost mw2#ghost cod#mw3#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare#call of duty modern warfare 2#call of duty modern warfare 3#put em all in there fuggit
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horrid yowling! so terrible I thought the cat might be dying & ran downstairs with heart tangibly hammering. I sighted her pressed up against the window, freaking out about an outdoor cat on the other side.
After I and CJ covered the view with flattened boxes:
cat: [skulks & pokes at the edges of boxes] me: idiotic! are you going to worm your way back against the glass to look at the thing that upsets you? partner CJ: wouldn't you? me: D:<
#well. he felled me with that one. can't deny it#rambl#housecatblogging#partner CJ#for my slain dignity's sake: i'm great at not *looking* at stuff that upsets me but so so bad at not thinking about it#i think my discipline around the former is unusually good & has led to a great internet experience when algorithms are in charge of my feed#it's plausible to me that twitter like fb uses 'milliseconds a tweet is in viewport' as a metric. so even if you don't like it#it learns when bad posts grabs your attention. i don't even do that! if i feel sithy about a post i immediately yeet it out of view#i have often lamented that i have no such ability with my own brain. calls from inside the house are just different.
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random doodle dump (some from ig)
#i just realized there's 4 snake related stuff on there LMAO#also those symbols of heart comment send and bookmark is just a different way of me begging the algorithm on ig pft#idk if they'll do anything on main so i'll put it here for archive sake#doodle
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such is the tale of a ✨chronically online hypocrite✨
#(please forgive this old folk’s rambling for a hot min bc i need to get this off my chest somehow and in some way)#tl;dr: come and get into the hw idol series!!! we have ship discourse; more ship discourse; even more ship discourse#(yes ik people should be free to ship what they do b u t claiming a noncanon ship as canon and forcing it on everyone else is. not cool.)#yes yes friday’s mv was visually cute and ino.rin’s singing was peak b u t i feel like it has caused more harm than good in some way???#i cant b e l i e v e the jp hwtwt beef over friday’s mv is still going on mannnnnnnnn#no less than 3 separate people have made posts along the lines of#‘p l s stop using [official tags] to post about *[unnamed] non-official ships* p l s there’s a time and place for everything’#and n o n e of them even remotely run in the same circles yet they’re all banded together against a *certain* group lmfao never change hwtwt#lhy (esp yhy) shippers are always at the scene of the crime mannnnnnn#i cant see anything on their end of the naval battle (has every single lhy tag+account that i could think of blocked)#b u t it’s still really funny to witness on my twtdash against my will. i think i need to touch grass#‘kyhn isn’t canon either so why do you like it while being such a hater towards lhy—‘#great question!!!!!! it’s bc (disregarding the movie) they actually interact really well together~~~ like the honeypre event y k—#and also bc yukki treats hina really nicely all the time (even when she was being tsun and literally running from her feelings for him)#a n d hina loved him for who he truly was; even before his image change arc. and she also does her best to appeal to him and such~~~~~~~#but lhy. uh. they just bully hiyo 95% of the time and while they do look out for her bc they’re pals#they’re just pals. guys. and lxl have gone ‘uwu it must be u uwu’ to each other one too many times so shoehorning hiyo between them would.#be pretty weird ngl? esp since the ‘widely accepted’ portrayal of lhy as a trio is p much just hiyo x 2 dudes who dont even like each other#and. like. a branch of such portrayals usually seem to have aizo waft away from the ‘r/s triad’ to date mona instead which is. very weird.#some people just pick and choose aizo and mona interactions dont they. all they see is the umbrella scene and go ‘ah yes. canon’#they dont even read further to see how mona doesn’t even use the umbrella after aizo leaves (clear rejection)#a n d how aizo doesn’t even remember giving the umbrella to mona + mona’s entire existence in general after that#and that’s not even counting the grudge mona refuses to let go of even after what looks to be literal months#so for certain shippers to just casually shoo aizo out of the hiyoharem and into mona’s unwilling arms for the sake of yhy is. weird.#and like. shouldn’t he and yujiro have a say in this?? they’re more interested in each other than hiyo so just how are they being commonly#portrayed as hiyosimps in fanon? im so confused… like. wouldn’t they be equally obsessed with each other (as w/ hiyo) if they were a rstrio?#aaaaaa get this off my twtdash plsssssssss pls see this post twtapp pls let this affect your dumb algorithm im tired of the ship discourseee#as funny as the ‘lhy vs the world’ naval warfare is it’s getting. um. very annoying!!!! and now im missing nagisa more than ever s o b s#plsplsplsplsplsplsplsplspls influence the algorithm ragepost; ik big brother is 👀watching👀 so do your thing—#(pls feel free to duke it out with me too if y’all read this i need my birdsite algorithm to le a r n that i dont wanna see stuff like this)
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the real reason why tumblr is my favourite social media is people actually interact with the things I create here lmao. I post on any other app and most of the time even people I know don't stop long enough to drop a like on it
#this is just me being bitter about social media engagement dw about it#kind of insane what a skewed perception u can get of it bc 90% of the time all you see are the most popular posts#so ill be scrolling past artists who get 100k views on every tiktok#and ill post and get 200 and like 7 likes lol#i also know that 90% of this is because of algorithms and not at bc the people who follow me dont want to see what i post#but ill post a reel sometimes and see oh my friend saw this and. didnt like it lol#i think it doubly sucks bc on those other sites interaction and engagement matters SO MUCH#so seeing when ur mututals or friends have seen ur post but not interacted with it at all egts kinda discouraging :/#i also know im being kinda hypocritical bc i also dont often stop to comment on things#so this is mostly just a rant for the sake of it#ill probably delete this in 10 mins when im over it
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i feel like commentary youtube has a subsect of videos that come down to 'this could have been a tumblr vent post'
#i have thoughts on commentarytube in general. it's my guilty pleasure but also i take it with SUCH a grain of salt#so i'm going to make a tumblr vent post about it instead of a commentary video about commentarytube skdjskjdsk#i feel like it's a place for opinionated people to act like their opinions are fact a lot of the time#bc like. if they have a platform then SURELY they know what they're talking about. right? /sarcastic#i feel like the best ones are the ones with a niche they really care about#and not just 'let me spectate whatever gets me clicks this week'#like. i enjoy isabella lanter's commentary. she talks about scams and mlms and you can tell she cares about the topic#and is well-versed in it#and she stays in her niche and stays in what she knows well. and i think her videos really benefit from her obvious love of the topic#or treacle tatts. she is obviously very well-versed in her niche!!!!#not to say people can't branch out but i think when you branch out for the algorithm's sake your vid quality suffers from it#but i'm not a youtuber and they need a paycheck too and the algorithm is god on yt. so. shrug.#mildly salty opinion hour over. using my one discourse take of the month early here. see yall in june lmao
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s6 is gonna be the season where i. will!!! crack tim bradford to the point of tears. and i'm not talking one or two droplets running down the track. oh, no no no. i need that man to be full blown sobbing. it needs to be the ugliest of ugly crys ever. complete with snot and saliva and all that gross stuff.
#*carly catalogs#i want tim to be as big a mess as katniss was during that everlark kiss incatching fire#i've been trying to manifest this for 3yrs and i won't stop till i get it#(even though i most likely never will)#idc the context in which this happens (yes i do he of course has to be sheading tears over lucy) BUT IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!!!!!#the rookie#tim bradford#chenford#kinda not really? idk it's more for algorithm sake
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i hate seeing censored words online. the chains of living in a surveillance state are polished within the mundane
#people out here censoring every other word in their posts.....#brother what if i told you that adding an asterik or a symbol in the place of a letter won't not trigger someone#like. the logic is flawed there mate. you think someone who reads m@rd!r isnt gonna get triggered??#i get most of it is for algorithm sake but. when people start doing it to words like men (m*n) its like....come on
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i am this (THIS 👌) close to deleting the clock app its filtering system is SO bad. when i’m looking for vids under a tag and tap the ‘hashtag’ function i want to see videos with the specific tag i’m searching for. i don’t want to see videos with vaguely related tags. i also don’t want to see videos with the tags i’ve blocked months ago. HOW am i supposed to live laugh love (curate my internet experience) under these conditions.
#i was looking under ‘prongsfootfanfics’ for reasons#reasons being curiosity#and that means that i do NOT want to see wolfstar or jegulus or videos that hate on prongsfoot#ESPECIALLY because i have wolfstar and jegulus and its many iterations filtered out#but guess what happened??? 😃 guess what i saw??? 😃😃#for fuckinh fucks SAKE#at least tumblr hides posts with the tags you’ve blocked#something something relying on algorithms isn’t good actually
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Flee the crowd. Follow Orwell. Be perverse.
-Alan Bennett, from The History Boys (2004.)
#alan bennett#the history boys#george orwell#i'll forever cherish this line of Bennett's; this is so important right now#for christ's sake be brave enough to think - to find out - for yourself; nothing can be more important than this#while nothing can be more humiliating than letting some poxy algorithm think and then fucking speak for you#n.
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debating whether I should just stop engaging with fan content at all at this point bc all I seem to find anymore are people either just being ornery and toxic for no reason or dishing out The Worst Possible Takes Ever Known to Man
#it used to be easier to curate fandom experiences but since everyone seems to abuse tagging for the sake of ‘engagement’ and ‘the algorithm’#instead I just want to gauge my eyes out#may just start enjoying things in private and peace from now on idk
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its so weird to me the way people will act like you are trying to murder them if you dare say that you don't like the 6 hour video essay about nothing subgenre. like your preference against overlong substanceless videos is some kind of personal attack against 80% of tumblr users.
#this is not an insult to hbg at least not yet (<- don't know if his video is good yet or not i haven't watched it)#but i was thinking how normally id run away from this type of runtime but he and dan olson are like#the only creators who have ever justified making a video over 3 hours before by not letting it lose structure or purpose#and how most of the other people trying to make videos that long are usually. very bad at it and the videos suck#but fans and the algorithm have decided that long = better by default so we are never escaping and that trend will only get worse i think#but you can't complain about it without literally thousands of replies and reblogs trying to fight you#and its like?? people don't have to like the same youtube videos you do why are you running to defend them so hard#just watch what you want to watch and let the rest of us complain about wanting something more substantial.#its a nonissue from your perspective anyway bc again the trends are in your favor. and us haters are losing. so who give a shit.#avpost#personally I've said it before and it remains to be true that the ideal length for 99% of creators is like. 40-90 minutes#long enough to really dig into a subject but not so long that you just ramble pointlessly for the sake of making a Spectacle of ur runtime
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remember that scene in grey's where meredith and callie got so drunk at the bar together that they started to sing the word "vagina"??? where is this energy for lucy and angela, and how come i haven't gotten it yet????
#*and this is icarly!#grey's anatomy#meredith grey#callie torres#the rookie#lucy chen#angela lopez#chenford#(algorithm sake)#aka i'm still thoroughly pissed they haven't been paired together for an episode#or even had a solo scene together#THERE IS NO REASON FOR THEM TO NOT BE BESTIES#LIKE BORDERLINE LESBIAN BESTIES#ESPECIALLY AFTER JACKSON'S DEATH THAT SHOULD'VE BROUGHT THEM A LOT CLOSER#and for whatever reason they're just not ????????#..... like#how insane is that?????
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i am drowning in babes they love me for my ability to repeated fail captchas... "haha which squares DO contain a motorcycle?? evidently not the ones i picked!"
#i swear to fucking god i'm human#i'm already on ssris and have the technological literacy of a geriatric ant for fucks sake let me use a search engine#suspicious activity my ass how many bots are tryign to get on the wiki for the ss edmund fitzgerald you clown of an algorithm#ok i'm normal. for now.#view my flop post plebe
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The most infuriating part about AI art is that it shows how pitifully superficial techbros are. I hate bein the snob asshole trust me but when all you need to find art good is some pretty colors and shapes then I feel like something has gone wrong culturally.
Capitalism turning art into a pretty product to be consumed and discarded in massive amounts with little thought given may be one of it's most infuriating sins, this is my joker arc for real.
#beast.txt#art is inherently human inherently expressive AI art is nothing but a bunch of algorithms tryin to make shit appealin for the sake of it
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god really is a little girl and i am just one of his dolls
#i lost ludo 7 times in a row what the fuck#the algorithm straight up hates me#no bc no matter how many stars i end up in the ONLY time i get out of them i get sent back to the fucking base#this last game was SOO bad i think it happened to me AT LEAST 5 times for fucks sake#i am NOT your strongest soldier king#y.txt
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