#(algorithm sake)

[toxooz]

also been thinking abt pooki with his cunty scarf💅

if my next drawing post isnt the comic update take me out back and shoot me like a sick dog

[sinni-ok-sessi]

the extreme sport of explaining to my parents about the logistical challenges of the NiF exchange without having to explain that I write stories about fictional characters kissing on the internet

[etirabys]

horrid yowling! so terrible I thought the cat might be dying & ran downstairs with heart tangibly hammering. I sighted her pressed up against the window, freaking out about an outdoor cat on the other side.

After I and CJ covered the view with flattened boxes:

cat: [skulks & pokes at the edges of boxes] me: idiotic! are you going to worm your way back against the glass to look at the thing that upsets you? partner CJ: wouldn't you? me: D:<

[gomzreblogfr]

random doodle dump (some from ig)

[deus-ex-mona]

such is the tale of a ✨chronically online hypocrite✨

[nymika-arts]

the real reason why tumblr is my favourite social media is people actually interact with the things I create here lmao. I post on any other app and most of the time even people I know don't stop long enough to drop a like on it

[torchickentacos]

i feel like commentary youtube has a subsect of videos that come down to 'this could have been a tumblr vent post'

[leslieseveride]

s6 is gonna be the season where i. will!!! crack tim bradford to the point of tears. and i'm not talking one or two droplets running down the track. oh, no no no. i need that man to be full blown sobbing. it needs to be the ugliest of ugly crys ever. complete with snot and saliva and all that gross stuff.

[devotioncrater]

i hate seeing censored words online. the chains of living in a surveillance state are polished within the mundane

[soup-of-the-daisies]

i am this (THIS 👌) close to deleting the clock app its filtering system is SO bad. when i’m looking for vids under a tag and tap the ‘hashtag’ function i want to see videos with the specific tag i’m searching for. i don’t want to see videos with vaguely related tags. i also don’t want to see videos with the tags i’ve blocked months ago. HOW am i supposed to live laugh love (curate my internet experience) under these conditions.

[thequietabsolute]

Flee the crowd. Follow Orwell. Be perverse. 

－Alan Bennett, from The History Boys (2004.)

[renegade-skywalker]

debating whether I should just stop engaging with fan content at all at this point bc all I seem to find anymore are people either just being ornery and toxic for no reason or dishing out The Worst Possible Takes Ever Known to Man

[marklikely]

its so weird to me the way people will act like you are trying to murder them if you dare say that you don't like the 6 hour video essay about nothing subgenre. like your preference against overlong substanceless videos is some kind of personal attack against 80% of tumblr users.

[dougielombax]

YouTube stop recommending me crap from GB “News” and Sky News Australia.

If I wanted to see a bunch of furious, bitter old men, nihilistic, bigoted middle aged has-beens, putrid vengeful old women and other such assorted mediocrities furiously yanking each other off while bitching about how they hate young people and how they should have the right to die from salmonella and lead poisoning, then I’d simply head to the nearest DUP MLAs office.

Otherwise, Begone with that shite!

[leslieseveride]

remember that scene in grey's where meredith and callie got so drunk at the bar together that they started to sing the word "vagina"??? where is this energy for lucy and angela, and how come i haven't gotten it yet????

[schrodingers--slut]

i am drowning in babes they love me for my ability to repeated fail captchas... "haha which squares DO contain a motorcycle?? evidently not the ones i picked!"