#(The guards drag me away)
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So would remora reader produce eggs? And if she did would just anybody be able to fertilize the eggs? That’s all bai bai 🎀
i love your brain but the shark mer 141 are mammals, unfortunately :')
however! this does not stop Soap from chasing you around and teasing you by saying when he catches you, he's gonna fertilize your eggs anyway <3
#mer version of roleplaying?#guards drag me away#mine#mermay#mermay 2024#mermaid reader#mer reader#mer au#🎀#ask#john soap mactavish#johnny soap mactavish#soap x reader#x reader#fem reader
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Ok I'm not crazy right. Like everybody else heard Viktor pause before saying "affection", right. Like he wanted to say something else. Like he was going to say a different word but changed his mind. Like something more overtly romant
#(The guards drag me away)#INVESTING IN MY JAYVIK STOCKS I WILL *NEVER* BACK DOWN#jayvik#arcane spoilers#505 radio
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Edward "human weighted blanket" Teach & Izzy "crush my soul out of my body" Hands
#im an Ed on top truther (in terms of sleeping arrangements)#hes a cuddly octopus. he starfishes. hes gonna wriggle and hes gonna wriggle ON TOP of the person hes sharing a bed with#especially in hammock era. they can start out side by side but 30 mins in eds wriggled enough izzys sunk to the bottom and is barely visibl#and hes never slept better#he feels safe; enclosed on all sides with pressure and warmth above him#maybe he cant always tolerate it. but most the time its the best thing in the world for him#(even when he wants it so desperately- when the idea of being pinned doesnt send him running- he doesnt often let himself have it#he'd rather take guard; protect Ed at all costs; be ready to leap out and fight in a second if he has to#but just occasionally (when ed can see hes overstressed and needs it) ed'll drag him down and force him to relax#take him into the captains cabin and not let up until izzys had a proper nap; when his breathings evened out; his foreheads uncreased#when the low level tremor & twitch in his cheek that seems ever present has finally finally gone. then Ed knows hes done what he needs to#nyxtalks#ofmd#our flag means death#izzy hands#israel hands#edward teach#blackbeard#blackhands#edizzy#sometimes ed does need the weighed blanket too#this is where stede comes in#the tag ramble kinda hits. it got away from me. might polish it up at some point. might not. usual rules apply
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So Jack hated anyone touching his stuff, and yet Timothy was allowed to ride his beloved pony?? What else did he get to ride? 🤨? Jack himself?
#jackothy#*two guards proceed to drag me away*#“Classic Jack” they are SO divorced#now didn't Jack get his fuckass horse during bl2??#Hyperion was at war but Jack still found the time to go horse riding with his boy best friend#and what was Tim even doing at that time on Helios...#I think the story he gave the vault hunters makes him look far more innocent than he actually is#sorry he will forever be an unreliable source of information. to me.#hj + tl#☀️
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"here comes the rain again" came on shuffle 🥲👍🏼 is anybody else constantly plagued by the storms of imperium/cataclysm and how it feels like it's raining more often in the prime universe now as we inch closer and closer to the meridian collapsing and how appropriately Weird it is that this is the song morgan thinks sounds like Time
#hearing rainy ambience in any new redacted video immediately puts me on my guard idk idk#hmmm maybe i'll relisten to imperium since it's spooky month. if i can drag myself away from dbd streams#redacted audio#morgan#sweetheart.txt
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he did, in fact, say something incredibly attractive. and i also did in fact. explode into a million pieces on impact (pulled at my hair) (bit my finger)
I WAS. NOT EXPECTING HIM TO HAVE SO MANY LINES IN THE EVENT. MUCH LESS ONES HINTING TOWARDS AFFECTION.
so polite and kind and sweet to me i wish his event was there forever so i could just keep clicking on and bothering him
#I AM CRAZY I AM CRAAAAZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYY#I NEED TO#(two guards drag me away before i can say anything else)#i’ve never felt so much of a dopamine rush as i felt yesterday#(literally experienced physical effects)#i need to chew my. arm. off#SORRY THAT GOU GUYS HAVE TO SEE THIS SCREENSHOT SGAIN IM LITERALLY NEVER GOING TO SHUT UP ABOUT IT#arsene-blogging
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if I'm ever seen being normal about chuuya nakahara I need you to shoot me between the eyes
#🌱 idle#he is my world he is the love of my life he is. everytbing to me#[ gets dragged away by 2 armed guards )#chuuya#<3
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hi enstars community. what about ryuseitai as the backyardigans.
#two guards drag me away#cosmical flowers chats#enstars#ensemble stars#ensemble stars ryuseitai#enstars ryuseitai#ryuseitai#enstars au#ensemble stars au#watching it again cause i just remembered it existed and now i cant stop thinking about it
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y’all are sleeping on calahan skogman’s performance as matthias helvar in s2 and it fucking shows
#my man deserves better#like he fucking nailed matthias#matthias helvar#his fight scenes were fucking fire#the fucking wolves scene was so fucking sick#the fucking ‘djel will absolve me i am clean??’ was so fucking perfect because it show how devoted to his religion he is#as he kills a fucking guard#he fucking killed a guard with his own weapon#literally fucking chills in ep 8 when nina is being dragged away and he sees her and say nina so fucking softly and then has to be#pulled back by three fucking guards#stop sleeping on my man#the 'matthias was dreaming again. dreaming of her’ and you could see his conflict and the hate but desire as well#matthias saying to pekka#'keep your money#rollins'#'#very reminiscent of when he tells kaz 'you can keep your money. you can choke on it'
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hour lunch break save me. hour lunch break. save me hour lunch break
#WHITE KNUCKLED HOLDING YHE BARS OF MY FULL TIME EMOLOYEE CAGE HOUR LUNCH BREAK. SAVE ME#this is just like kim dokj-i am promptly dragged away by armored guards
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if you have a guy refer to a romantic partner as a certain thing while they're getting intimate and then proceed to call his friend that thing repeatedly EVEN as a joke then you made those guys gay and no one can get mad at me for recognizing it
#ignore me#i'm not insane i'm recognizing patterns ok i'm seeing trends i'm NORMAL I'M [dragged away by security guards]#i will not elaborate but if every spn girlie [gender neutral] could watch brassic and Understand with me i would greatly appreciate it
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#claire core#us at mass moca in the James turrell exhibit#one of the installations that’s just a dark hallway ending in a room#where you sit on a bench and stare at this vaguely glowing rectangle wall#through which you can see more layers of glowing rooms and walls#and it’s very inter dimensional and impossible lookijg#any way after annoying the other people there til they left#we walk up to the wall and Claire is going forbidden portal forbidden portal#and putting her hand through it like let me in let me innnn#and then she puts her hands on the ground and the alarm blares#we walk out so sheepish#AND THE MUSEUM EMPLOYEE ROPES OFF THE ROOM#also reminiscent of Claire climbing into the forbidden cube sculpture#and getting dragged out by the leg by the security guard#while I pulled a classic Julia and simply walked away#brave brave brave brave sir robin#it’s what we do
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i am starting to think im the human personification of friendship repellent
#i went out to get dinner with a friend so we could catch up#and she brought her boyfriend without asking or even telling me#it was so awkward and uncomfortable#like he said hi but then didnt speak a word for the rest#and idk it was just weird#i felt kinda guarded the whole time bc who is this guy#now im just :/#bc im not gonna want to hang out if ur gonna drag ur boyfriend along#especially without telling me#the friendship front has been 👎🏽 since like the end of last year#the ones at home anyway#i miss my school friends#but theyre all hours away :’)
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first concert of the week ✅
#was really good#but during my favourite song a drunk dude behind me tried starting a fight with another guy and had to get dragged away by 4 security guards#p
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!! DO NOT trust this person they broke into my house and forced me to read dungeon meshi i am having a good time though !!
woah woah WOAH! hey now! i ain't forcing nobody! i am simply doing my part in kindly compassionately and lovingly directing the good people here that hey, there's this manga called dungeon meshi, you should go read. it's a manga about saving the main character's sister after she got eaten by the dragon and cooking monsters along the way. it's funny, sweet, and will have you screaming in agony when you get to the later chapters, you should really give it a read! :^)
except if you're the person reading this then YOU 🫵 YOU READING THIS. I'M FORCING YOU TO READ DUNGEON MESHI. NO IFS AND BUTS, READ IT. /j
(audhdj all joking aside, glad ur enjoying it, anon! it really is such a good manga with great characters and great world-building, i'm glad to have brought your attention to it <3)
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absolutely delightful details in how they animated watts. fucking love it
#it maked me uneasy how quickly people accepted his ‘interrogation’ (read: torture) and imprisonment as ‘ok’ just bc hes an asshole#like. yes. this person doesnt care about others lives. but that doesnt mean he gets to be tortured into compliance and beat up by guards#and like YES it isnt spelled out explicitely but its very fuckimg heavily alluded to#except for the abuse in prison thats like. happens ONSCREEN#like. we as viewers SEE the guards knock him out completely unnecessarily and drag off his limp body. thats fucking prison abuse baby!!!!#and of course the torture is implied but like do you guys SEE the way Watts flinches away from ironwood later????#mr. ‘nothing gets under my skin’ mr. ‘im so cool’ mr. ‘im always in control’#when *that guy* is visibly shaken/frightened you KNOW something serious happened#and sure hes quick to take back as much power as he can in the situation. see: being snarky. but he literally had guns to his head#and then he went ahead and betrayed them anyway.#the fucking balls on this guy. like good lord#hes not really snivelly and he doesnt scare easy. so when hes afraid. of someone. you KNOW they did something awful to him#pomodoriwhines#arthur watts#this is like 2 posts in one.#anyway fuck atlas
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