#(Thanks for the ask Bubblez!)

[bunnis-monsters]

NSFW

A/N: My commissions are open btw, and you can get early access to my stories on kofi for as little as $1! Thanks <3

Alright but… house husband orc.

Coming home to him in a comically small apron, a tray of brownies cooking on the counter. There’s dinner in the oven and the house is clean, and the second you’re in the door he’s on his knees, despaired to be between your thighs and please you after working so hard.

“My love, you just be tired. Let me take care of you…”

His large hands hold onto your hips as he drags his tongue across your clit, his tusks cool against your heated skin.

Two fingers pump in and out of you, curling to hit that special spot that makes your legs buckle.

“There’s my good girl, that’s the spot isn’t it?”

And you know after you’ve had a few orgasms that you’ll get to eat a nice, home-cooked dinner while seated on his cock.

Having a house husband sure comes with a lot of perks.

want more? send me a kofi and ask for it ><

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[ohimsummer]

OBEDIENCE TRAINING

— minors dni, bully! satoru, dubcon, oral [ m. receiving ], nicknames (puppy, dog), hair pulling, body worship

“kiss it.”

your eyes meet gojo’s, daring blues that just crave your defiance. there’s a light burning in your scalp; he keeps pulling your hair harder every time you hesitate. it’s not worth it.

gojo watches, hissing as you lean forward to press cherry-flavored lips to the head of his cock. it throbs at the affection, spilling drops of precum through the part in your lips to leave a salty taste in your mouth.

“good dog.”, gojo praises, patting your head and giving you a patronizing grin. “do it again.”

another kiss, slightly longer this time. another head pat, another ‘good dog’ to remind you of your place.

“i don’t think i should have to tell you to keep going.”, gojo spits, and you cringe as his fist tightens in your hair again. “kiss it again. make me feel good. i want you to worship me like you mean it.”

there’s no room for bluffs or lies in his expression. gojo means what he says, and you know if you make even a single error, he’ll be doing more than pulling your hair next time.

a blissful sigh escapes through his glossy, pink lips, upturned into a menacing smirk as he watches you shower his length in kiss after kiss. you wrap a tentative hand along it—slowly in case gojo chooses to scold you again for whatever reason—and run your tongue along the underside of his cock. he lets out a low moan as you cross over that sensitive vein, before pressing another firm kiss to the head.

dipping lower, a harsh twitch runs throughout gojo’s body as you lap at his heavy balls. he curses, ‘o—oh, fuck—!’, tossing his head back and bucking up into your touch, where you continue stroking him. ‘jus—just like th—at, shit!’, gojo stutters between bites of his lip.

it takes no time before his chest is heaving, and you can tell he’s on the verge of climax. you study him, partly because he told you not to dare look away, and partly because he is actually quite pretty, though that’s a shock to no one.

“may i, satoru?”, you ask sweetly, politely in that tone just as he instructed you, batting those long lashes at satoru because he just loves when you do that.

gojo’s brows furrow and his jaw goes slack, before he moans out his permission. “yeah, yeah, go ahead, puppy.”

you press one more kiss to his cock, and then suck him down as far as he’ll go. it’s the last push he needs before he’s cumming in your mouth, releasing thick spurts of white deep in your throat, hips bucking and the choked gags you can’t hold back are just the cherry on top.

a few minutes pass as gojo goes limp. he rubs a gentle thumb over your head as he catches his breath, legs still twitching as you layer delicate kisses over his softening cock.

“now,” he rasps out a final question, smiling down at you, “what do we say?”

“thank you, satoru.”

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[theb-squad]

Please do not send in asks like these! It goes against the rules that we stated in the intro, so therefore Zee or I will not be replying to these.

Please understand why we won’t respond to these. Thank you so much!

-Bubblez

(Im coming for whoever sent these asks. N____ [not saying names] if this is you just so you know I am finding you)

(Also, what I crossed out is morse code [yes I did translate it im not stupid.])

[blissfullybubblez]

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🌟 About Me 🌟

💫 She/Her pronouns

💫 20 years young and forever young at heart!

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Please take a moment to read my DNI post

[zeeposting]

i have a faint memory of last year i said something that was a different opinion than another kid and that kid was like "oh yeah ur right"

bcuz almost all of the kids tried to respect me bcuz i was the "smart kid"

a kid, lorenzo, who i absolutely HATE tried to cheat off me like 5 times?

im gonna ramble about him now

like at first i thought he was nice

i made a bracelet for the other girl at our table bcuz she was nice and i was friends with her

i made him a bracelet bcuz he asked

then he asked for another and said he'd pay 5 dollars for it

made it and gave it to him

guess who doesnt have those 5 dollars?

he also said like "oh [zee] my dad has like two mansions do you want one we're getting rid of one"

and then another time i told him he should throw away his bottle bcuz i was rlly annoyed with his beat up plastic bottle that he wouldnt stop making noises with it and he was like "its all my family can afford 💔" like bro shut up you bring prime to school and you said that your getting shoes named after you (obvious lie)

and one time we had to do a project on the government and he was like "what kind of name is that lol" and i was just so fed up with him and i said "what kind of last name is [his last name]?!" like i was just so sick of him i hate him so much

another time we were working on a project and each person had to have a job and guess who was doing their job? me and the other girl at our table! NOT lorenzo! so i was sick of him AGAIN and i pushed his hand over to try and do his work FOR HIM because i was so sick of it and it jUsT sO tUrNeD oUt that my pencil poked his hand (mechanical pencil btw) and he was like "OWW" and LTIERALLY CRYING. BRO I HAVE PEELED OFF MY OWN SKIN WITH MY PENCIL MULTIPLE TIMES AND DIDNT EVEN CRY. IT HARDLY HURT. AND IM EXTREMELY SENSITIVE. i hardly felt bad.

ik this makes me seem like a brat but he just gets me so annoyed i hate him so much

OMG I JUST REMEMBERED

so last year like EVERYONE in my grade watched southpark not me ofc!

and guess who wanted to sit infront of me and bubblez at lunch every day? lorenzo and his like two other friends! OF COURSE. and one time he said "[zee] do u watch southpark?" "..no?" "oh. why not?" "because its for adults? we're minors?" and later i heard him whispering to his friends "oH i JuSt LoVe MiNoRs" like shut up bro i dont want to watch it so what???

anyways can we publicly execute him /hj

i hate him so much

thanks for listneing to my rant about lorenzo that little brat

[dcviated]

@psychcdelica sent:

They may not have been in the top 20 poll, but Dogelace is in the top 2 in our hearts.

Yeah. They're pretty cute. Mostly thanks to Annie, if you ask him.

He's still probably going to eat it next in the timeline.

I'm about ready to put money on it, Bubblez.

[arachnidsgrippysocks]

Hey! My blog is kittygirl-artemis (asking anonymously because that's a side blog to my main one I use for safety's sake) and I saw your post saying you IDed with the term "mollygender" (aka catgirl) https://www.tumblr.com/bubblez-is-sour/659732139857887232/say-hello-to-mollygender?source=share

I was wondering, do you still ID that way? That post describes my gender very well and I'm in desperate search of fellow catgirls (or mollygirls as you put it). I know they're out there but I don't know any personally and I'm feeling lonely. Thanks for your time!

Yea I still do use it!!!!!!!! I rarely clarify it though seeing as most people kinda don't care. ::::( 8ut I'm happy to see people actually identify with the term too. <3

[ryuatewater]

oh yeah there's more

i literally had to ask my friend for a "gen alpha nickname" mid-regretevator game

everyone say "thanks bubblez" for helping out with this /silly /nf

Theyre stupid

[kanayatherainbowdrinker]

KANAYA: Thank You Darling Youre So Wonderful KANAYA: I Must Limit Myself To Ten That Is Unfortunate KANAYA: Purrhaps Some Of My Longest Mutuals :? KANAYA: @a-page-of-space @nickdoesthething @iknaenmal @red-swimmerz @happytapirstudio @gmilfwhore @bubblez-is-sour @ask-melanc-vivura @rosebleue @mewroticworker

Send this to ten other bloggers that you think are wonderful. Keep the game going, make someone smile!!! ♡♡♡

@kanayatherainbowdrinker OI GET OVAH HERE FRIEND-LESBIAN YOU'RE WONDERFUL AND HECKING *MEAN* THAT U HEAR ME.

@echohousehold YALL TOO OI. I LOVE YALL (platonically) YOU GUYS DESERVE TO SMILE JUST LIKE ANYONE ELSE

I don't know enough people by name to do any of the others i have in mind but rest assured I'll eventually ping all 10 people im thinking of i promise (i might forget someone remind me if i do)

[spurnedadulthood]

╰  – — ♬. UNPROMPTED┊

          { wire message received - @psychcdelica​ }

Sends a message over WIRE: What is your favourite animal?

𝕂𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕦𝕜𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕓𝕚𝕜𝕚  —

Maybe a fox? They look like cool and intelligent creatures.

𝕂𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕦𝕜𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕓𝕚𝕜𝕚  —

I don’t know if I would want one for a pet, though.

always accepting.

[more-than-a-princess]

@psychcdelica​ asked:  How about [ catch ] for Sonia and Jubellian?

Random Acts of Kindness icebreakers - No Longer Accepting!

[ catch ]: the sender spots the receiver swaying as though they are about to faint or fall asleep on their feet, and grabs them before they can hit the floor.

Everything so far about the Ashet Empire, at least to Princess Sonia of Novoselic, was stifling. From the set of rooms she, her lady's maid, and her security retinue had taken up at the city's most elegant hotel to the dress she'd worn for the afternoon's occasion, some sort of knighting or medaling ceremony at the nation's palace, she felt terribly uncomfortable. Suffocated, even.

In her father's stead, she'd been sent to negotiate new treatises for both alliances in war and new trades, but surely, Sonia thought, this was something that could have been assigned to her uncle instead. Not that Sonia didn't enjoy the travel, but there had to be a reason that, upon checking in at the hotel, a list had been waiting for her in the small drawing room in her master suite: a carefully curated one, listing all of the Ashet Empire's current bachelors by family, net worth, properties, and other miscellaneous things, like their ages and a hobby or two. Sonia had groaned and immediately thrust it into a desk drawer, hoping that it would disappear on its own. The political nature of her visit, she was happy to attend to: but the underhanded reason the future monarch had been sent to work with the ambassador to the Ashet Empire made her feel queasy. Enough that she'd skipped breakfast that morning.

But now, as she stood in the grand throne room full of Ashet's royals and nobility, she rather wished she'd attempted something. Even a piece of toast, something that ensured she at least felt healthy and readied for the day ahead. Which she wasn't, not at least in the presence of so many whispers and the fact that the ambassador had gone off in search of a Viscount he was keen to introduce to the Novoselic Crown Princess. After all, she hadn't been allowed to accept a single invitation to stay at anyone's estates, whether it be their city dwellings or a vast country manor. Even evening soirees were to be carefully pruned over in order to discern if it was worthy of her time, done by people who apparently knew her better than she did herself. Resisting every urge to chew the inside of her mouth as she tried her best to ignore the murmurs around her, she cast a hopeful glance towards the royal family: the Emperor and Empress looked rather smug or cross all the time, both during her earlier, private introduction to them and now as the man reached for an array of medals to award to those who provided great service to the Empire. She'd yet to meet the Prince and Princess, but the former seemed to be searching the crowd for something, or someone, and the latter wore an expression that looked like she constantly smelled something foul and wished she could make a hasty departure.

It was easier, Sonia thought, when at least the princes and princesses were amiable. Even if they weren't to become the best of friends, it did make negotiations, much less all of the various balls, garden parties, teas, and other elegant events, more bearable. But instead, she would need to wait until the end of the ceremony for further introductions and, with the combination of her dress laced far tighter than she would've liked and an empty stomach, she was becoming increasingly more doubtful by the minute that she'd be able to retain her composure. Between the rumbling in her belly, her headache, and her fraying nerves, Sonia gasped gently as she felt herself sway in her thick layers of petticoats and heels. Oh dear God...I'm going to collapse in front of the entire Ashet Court! She inwardly screamed, and her family's own knights were standing much too far away to assist her in time and-

She felt a pair of hands close over her upper arms. Just as she was sure she would hit the marble floor, bottom first, a pair of slender hands had reached for her. Pale, Sonia could tell through her bleary, hungry haze, and soft in the way hers were: the skin of a young woman who did not perform much in the way of menial labor. Likely a member of the court, which was now even more embarrassing for the visiting princess if she'd made a spectacle of someone she was supposed to get along with. "Goodness, I am so sorry!" She immediately apologized. At least she'd been gifted with an intermission in the ceremony so the Emperor and Empress could be refreshed. Turning quickly, though a bit wobbly on unsteady legs, Sonia caught sight of the young woman she'd nearly fallen on. Close to her in age, with long, silver hair and silver-blue eyes. She seemed kind, or at least she didn't seem too terribly interested in the gossip like the rest of the attendees. "Are you all right? It is terribly inappropriate for me to lose my posture like that. Please do tell me how I may make amends." 

Of all the times for the Ashet Ambassador to wander off: he could've at least told her the young woman's name and title, so she could address her with the proper etiquette she deserved. Sighing, the best Sonia could do right then was will the pink color to fade from her cheeks, smooth over her skirt, and do her best to ignore the pounding in her head that would only be solved with good food, some rest, and some time away from the tittering crowds.

[wouldjudge]

psychcdelica shouted: “STOP RIGHT THERE DELINQUENT SCUM!”

“You have committed rules violations against Shuuchi’in and is people. What say you in your defense?”

[ohimsummer]

the winter breeze is bloodthirsty, greedy, biting at any flesh you dare leave exposed to her icy fangs. you underestimated just how vicious the winds would be, lacking in layers amidst these freezing temperatures.

your phone gives a quick succession of ‘ding!’s and you know it’s satoru because he’s the only one who rapidfired texts to you in such a manner.

it’s tempting to pull out your phone and see what goofy messages he’s sent you this time—what animal pictures or funny photos he always has on hand. but your fingers are numb. the tips are frigid and cracked, painfully cold and it hurts just to wiggle the digits, but it’s about the only thing you can do to keep them from going too stiff.

“do you always ignore your poor boyfriend’s texts?”, a familiar voice asks behind you.

satoru laughs when you whip around to gawk at him, because how did he even sneak up on you? the question never leaves your lips, instead interrupted by a harsh shiver from your head-to-toe, one that wipes the smirk right off satoru’s face.

“oh, baby…”, he sighs. “c’mere.”

satoru tugs you closer to him, and it feels like the bitter breeze has been blasted out of your vicinity. you have a split second thought—‘his infinity’—before he’s cupping his larger, mittened hands around yours. gently, like delicate china, and he moves them up to his lips.

“dummy.”, satoru scolds as he looks over your pale knuckles and fragile fingertips, tutting at you and his unamused pout brings forth a sheepish smile to your lips.

he leans forward to press soft kisses to your palm, your fingers, and then he heaves a first large, warm exhale over your hands. it’s a soothing relief; peppermint-scented breaths especially effective now that the icy winds are kept at bay.

satoru huffs and puffs to defrost your frigid hands. his white lashes have fluttered shut, brows slightly furrowed as he works on getting your hands back up to a proper temperature. he looks pretty, a light red dusting over his nose and cheeks, up to his ears. the sight sends a warmth blooming throughout your heart, more so when satoru opens his eyes again and captivates you in those glittery, winter blues. being this close to him, literally in his space, as he catches and holds your gaze—it feels extremely intimate.

“there, all better.”, satoru hums, coating your hands in a few more lingering kisses. “thank you, satoru.”

and you just giggle, roll your eyes, relish in the newfound heat within your hands. “thank you, satoru.”

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[theb-squad]

Welcome to the Bomb Squad ask blog!!

heyy!! this blog is run by two mods: Zee and Bubblez! Bubblez made Turbula and Tumolos, I (Zee) made Charlie and @ryuatewater made Chaz!! All these characters are Regretevator oc's!

so meet the characters! (this will be updated later,,)

Turbula Floor found: Hotel Floor Pronouns: She/They

Charlie Floor found: Pure Cheesination Pronouns: He/Him

Chaz Floor found: Birthday Apartment Pronouns: They/Them

Tumolos Floor found: Glorp n' Go Pronouns: She/Her

Asks can be about the characters and their story (or anything else) or it can be related to Regretevator!

Asks can't be:

NSFW

Political

Racist

Sexist

Homophobic

Anything extremely offensive

While none of the characters are furries, please do not send in any asks that are anti-furry!

This whole post is OOC! Bubblez writes Turbula and Tumolos' posts and I (Zee) writes Charlie and Chaz's posts!

Please respect the rules and the characters' pronouns!!

Thank you for reading!

[ender-haven]

homestuck?

Tumblr ask! Feel free to ask away! Thanks, @bubblez-is-sour for the art, ofc! :D

[twinxmasters-archived]

TAG NINE PEOPLE YOU’D LIKE TO KNOW BETTER!

favourite colour(s): Red

favourite genre(s): I don't think I'm partial to anything in particular. I suppose comedy and horror are both what I gravitate towards most often.

 favourite music: I love rock 'n' roll, put another dime in the juke box baby~.

favourite movie: I don't watch movies that often given that I'm generally expected to watch the whole thing in one sitting, but I do love the first Pirates of the Caribbean.

favourite series: If we've been mutuals long enough, I've probably asked you to watch Kaguya-sama at least once in the past. If I haven't... well, go watch Kaguya-sama.

last song: Build Me Up Buttercup, older than my parents!

last series: Hell's Kitchen, 24 Hours to Hell and Back... I've been watching a lot of Gordon Ramsay in general lately.

last movie: Bear did a watch party for Bullet Train last month. It was good fun. ...I did say I didn't watch movies all that often.

currently reading: I bought a collection of H.P. Lovecraft stories that I've been chipping away at for the past year. Last time I picked it up I think I was on The Dunwich Horror.

currently watching: School Rumble, thank you Bear and Bubblez.

currently working on: Well, I was playing Borderlands before I got tagged for this. I'm all caught up on my drafts, so I guess I will resume playing Borderlands now.

Tagged by: @psychcdelica

Tagging: I think most of my mutuals have already been tagged for this, so... just do it if you want to.