#(Liiiisten)

[humanityinahandbag]

Steve: I identify as bisexual!

Robin: I'm so proud of you, dingus! It's just so amazing to watch you learn more about yourself and-

Steve: I also identify as a doofusexual.

Robin: ... sorry?

Eddie: [in the distance] Hey Steve, what do you and the rebel base have in common?

Eddie: You're both so Hoth.

Steve: ...

Steve: [taking off his shirt] goddammit Eddie I had things to do today.

[thebibliosphere]

Callout post for @a-kind-of-merry-war and the Mills & Boon marketing team for trying to make me choose between Raff and Penn in Emma/Merry's debut novel, One Night in Hartswood, a queer medieval romance, when my ADHD, bisexual ass has never committed to making a decision in my life, and I'm sure as shit not about to start now because I love them both, your honor.

I love them both so much.

More coherent words to follow when I've actually sat down and processed this because I'm currently in that stage when you've just finished a book, and you don't know what to do with your life anymore.

This was so much fun. Really gorgeous prose. Reads like comfort fanfic even while you're screaming at the pages. I am absolutely going to order myself a hardcover copy from the UK, as us plebians in the US don't seem to be getting one. (Yet.) UK release date Jan 19th, 20223. The US release seems to be in November (according to Amazon, at least). All the pre-order links are up above, along with some more info and tropes, but I'll link them again here.

I am going to lie down. Maybe scream into my pillow for a bit.

Additional image ID under the tags due to length and post accessibility.

Image ID: A series of three images collected into a collage. In the top image, we are shown the purple spine of a book that reads "One Night in Hartswood" by Emma Denny in a sunset gradient of colors.

The bottom images showcase the two sides of the book cover, which is rendered with a watercolor texture background in yellow, orange, and pink, bordered by lilac and dark purple trees with leaves falling to the ground.

This arc copy of the book depicts the main character, Penn, on the back of the book, cast in the same dark purple silhouette as the trees. He is sitting on the ground under a tree, head bowed with one arm resting on his knee. Above his head, the name “Penn” is written in a purple gilded font. Underneath is the hashtag #PennHasMyHeart.

The right side image depicts the front cover where the other main character, Raff, is rendered similarly but with his head uplifted and a dandelion flower blowing away in his fingers. Above him is his name in the same gilded font, and beneath him is the hashtag #RaffHasMyHeart.

[teartra]

Ngl lowkey shipping Ouyang and Xu Da while I was reading He Who Drowned The World

[wondernoise]

i wanna write so bad. i wanna write soooo bad. but all my brain will give me is very strong emotions about tallulah and bardic magic and absolutely no information about what to do with that

[icequeen-07]

Comfort tag!! I was tagged by @theartofdreaming1 (thank you <3)

Comfort Movie: Labyrinth. Its my favourite movie lmao. Has DAVID BOWIE. The Princess Bride as well.

Comfort Food: Chicken Alfredo! Its really easy for me to make and its one of few dishes I can manage to eat a lot of

Comfort Clothing: anything of my boyfriend's lol. Usually one of his flannels or his fav Jurassic Park shirt that somehow found its way into my wardrobe :3

Comfort Song: Goes with comfort movie, its my favourite song of all time. As the World Falls Down by David Bowie. I'm hoping to get some of the lyrics tattooed!

Comfort Book: Tiger Eyes by Judy Blume, The Princess Bride (again lol), and Cinder from the Lunar Chronicles! Its three but I'm not gonna pick between em

Comfort Game: .......Until Dawn. I just,,,,,it was one of my first big games and I love it so goddamn much. The TERRIBLE yet hilarious dialogue? I haveta, its a staple.

Tagging (if anyone else wants to as well :D): @amynchan @queenofbaws @love-fireflysong @bazwillendinflames @citrinediamondeyes and @encyclopika !!

[readbyred]

There was never a creepy pasta phase in my life, HOWEVER

[fangmich]

I want a horror game set in Germany where you travel from one Kaff to the other via train and experience people's traumas

[indestructiblelittlefuckers]

(Wishlist: they give meds to Izzy for his leg that make him have no filter, so he says what he thinks, based on this from b99. like this for a thing.)

[abelas]

tagged by @hawke (tysm!!!) and im tagging @chloefrazer @nadineross @thncreds and anyone else who wants to share their fave antagonists in a poll!! :)

[panzershrike-pretz]

Almost rebloged a Band of Brothers post to the Nerdy Prudes Must Die tag

That would've been fun-

[kaeyachi]

I havent seen anyone mention that Zachary Gordon as Tighnari sounds like Hiccup from HTTYD >:^(

[cnigiri]

// goes to make a moon god OC that’s totally not Zoro blog .

[drag-oon23]

Never heard of Chappell Roan before but her Knight mtv video is fire.

[y-eontan]

how do. how do people not strip their screws

[flatteredbystalkers]

we all know that you’re a beautiful girl in this horrible world

[troublesomemix]

This growing urge in his chest was strange. But...desirable. He wanted to be intimate. Slow and steady, like they had all the time in the world. Which, to be fair, they did. People of their position really didn't have the same expectations that the normal world did. It made for even greater honeymoon sex. That came with smooth kisses, soft and slow and intentional all over her body. Arms, shoulders, stomach, navel, hips and thighs. “ Beautiful. ” He wanted to enter her slowly, no condom, no barrier and just be thankful for the woman who he was now married to.

The level of adoration for Gabriel somehow still had room to grow and bloom into something more, maybe that's what happened when you loved someone deeply and the theatrics and promise of spending the rest of their lives together unlocked another part of her heart for him. The smirk on his face reflected her own, over the months she couldn't help but tailor her appetite to match his, not that it was hard, even looking at him in all his glory could have made her mouth water at what was coming. Dany placed a kiss to the palm of his hand before letting his hands fall away from her face and did just as he asked, situating herself on their bed for him to access every part of her body he desired to have.