#(LOL! omg this is hilarious xD)

[viejospellejos]

Un artista japonés convierte situaciones graciosas de animales en esculturas, y el resultado es 1000 veces más gracioso:

@meetissai417

[fragmentedblade]

"Though I don't know exactly what you are or what you're up to... My bullets will find you — until then, you best find a casket store in Penacony, and ask the owner to reserve a good quality casket for you, imposter!"

Hardly could get more Western film than this

[raeathnos]

Adventures at the PA Ren Faire!

[brokendreamscreation]

Daring move but Michael was putting himself at risk he had some determination to scoop the fellow angel up before taking off with them, "Friend..." while the absence may cause a ruckus it be his own idea and free choice to bring in an angel to where he lived, "Heh, Simeon and Raphael would like you. New friend." awkward when being social but he be flying off with Lucid and likely be making trouble when arriving back home.

"What's the word... adopt? Hmm... but will make new friend happy so that's good."

(Annd there goes Michael stealing the dreamer angel away from such a Heaven)

Lucid squeaks as he’s scooped up by the other angel, staring up at Michael in confusion. “Ah. Hello friend! You are taking me to meet your Raphael and Simeon?”

As they take off, the young seraph cants his head, confused by what he meant. “Adopt?” What did this Michael mean? Lucid does not realize he has become “surprised adopted” by a his new friend and taken back to another universe.

[the-vampire-lance]

Keith just growled, broke out of Lance’s grip and swung his bayard at him in a charge attack.

Lance rolled his eyes at Lance’s weak attempt at breaking his hold over Keith.

Lance: “your gonna have to do better then that to break the hypnotic hold I have over him dude. Mind control is pretty powerful stuff. Do you have anything more powerful than that?”

Sneaks up behind Keith hanging from the ceiling upside down while wearing a SpiderMan costume.

“SURPRISE! 🎶SpiderMan! SpiderMan! Does whatever a spider can! Spins a web any time! Catches thieves just like flies! Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!🎶 😁

*Keith flinches a little and pulls out his knife*

Keith: what are you doing?- SPIDERMAN?!

*he looks around the hallway before looking at you*

Keith, in a loud whisper: how the heck did you get in spiderman?!

[zeropro]

since you've already shared your opinion on thundercracker, could you please tell us your thoughts about skywarp? 🙏🙏(btw absolutely love how you draw him❤❤)

haha, hm…I don’t really care much for canon skywarp! sorry! I fell in love with this character while reading starscream fan fiction, I had very little opinion on him at all prior. he wasnt in TFPrime, and Earthspark’s skywarp was completely forgettable. yeah, I think the most ive seen of him in canon is idw1, and haha, he sure is a guy who is in that comic sometimes. he sure does shoot thundercracker for not wanting to genocide a whole city. 

the fun thing with skywarp in fan fiction is his lack of any real canon characterisation means he can really be whatever you need him to be to round out your home brew seeker trine dynamic. most fics write him as the most emotionally open of the three, sorta acts like the glue that keeps starscream and thundercracker from breaking apart, sorta like their kid brother. i like a skywarp that is just a silly little guy who just wants to have a good time and actually cares about his trine and canon skywarp… decidedly is not that XD 

which i guess is fair, skywarp does spend a lot of time getting betrayed by the other seekers in most media. earthspark starscream left skywarp and nova storm behind when attempting to escape GHOST, idw skywarp calls both thundercracker and starscream traitors to their face, cyberverse starscream slorped all the seekers when he absorbed the allspark, and lets not even talk about what skybound starscream did to him while he begged for his life. there never seems to be much love between the seekers in any media, despite them referring to each other as brothers, which is a real shame in my opinion. I havent yet gotten to the part in idw where thundercracker writes a screenplay about starscream and casts skywarp to play starscream, but that does sound like somethjng hilarious to look forward to, as I’m kind of just really wanting to see my boys have a positive canon interaction for once lol. 

apparently skywarp features really prominently in dreamwave, even becoming leader of the decepticons at certain points?? but I don’t plan to read those comics. I did read the wiki tho, and like honestly? good for him uwu

the most consistent character traits for skywarp in pretty much all fanfiction is that he is 1) a prankster and 2) he’s stupid, or is at least thought to be.  turns out both these traits are canon to his character spanning way back to his toy description!

((also thank you im glad you like how i draw skywarp ngl I think a major factor in why I like skywarp so much is because I really like my design for him, like?? am I allowed to find my own drawrings cute??? he’s so cute omg just look at him! he’s my boy!!! he’s my aaaaaahhh!!!!!!))

[wheredostarsgowhenyoudie]

Just want to share my favorite Maribat stories' links (not arranged in any particular order). :) :) :)

Yes. Because I am in that phase again lol

If you are the author, let it be known that you are awesome!

1) Taking Chances by Undercover_fangirl - This is a biodad Bruce Wayne story. Mari gets to Gotham and faces Joker, and voila - you have a dad and a chaotic set of siblings!

2) for us to collide by LadyLiterature - This is a Daminette story which I love love love love!! And the dynamic of the Miraculous team? AMAZING.

3) Stalker X Stalker by oliviaandersonisntmyrealnamelol - This is Timinette story. Caffeine deprived coffee addicts + kwami unapproved stalking tendencies = hilarious chaos XD

4) No, Mr. Wayne, You Can't Adopt Me! by ggomoz - This is a Marinette as Bruce Wayne's secretary fanfic. It is chaos and very good if you wanna laugh out loud!! XD They have no idea she's MDC and has miraculous powers. They wanna adopt. Damian wants her in the fam, but not by adoption.

5) Joint Filing Status by ew_selfish_art - This is a new fav Daminette. Surprise, surprise, turns out they're magically married. Both are as chill as fuck about it. The RobinxLB epic power couple we all want without knowing we want it OMG!!!! 🩷🩷

6) 1-800 Emergency Magic Management by ew_selfish_art - A very amusing Robinette one-shot in which the Justice League is trying to recruit the operator of a magic helpline from Paris. XD Nth read. Like seriously. LMAO

P.S. If you know any more hidden gems, please for the love of us, feel very free to reblog and add it to the list. If it's an old fic in AO3, I probably have read it but add it anyway. And if you know any new awesome fanfic, then do tag me. I would love you for it. Thank youuu!!!!

[matan4il]

911 ep 701 first watch reactions

(I don't think I have the energy to write proper Buddie meta, so here's me randomly squealing instead...)

LMAO In case you were wondering whether s7 of 911 will be subtle about their gratitude/debt to ABC for saving the show, the answer is a resounding no.

Also, I have lost a lot of respect for Frank as a shrink, but gained a lot of love for him as a sass king. "Did she win!?" The murderous look Athena gave him was priceless. I love her, too. She doesn't even need words to rule.

Man, nooooo. Don't give me a mutual "I love you" between Bobby and Athena like that.

"Go ahead and cut the green wire." Everyone and their sister: "Green? You said Red."

9-1-1 is the superior comedy they slipped into our drink, while we were here for our weekly action, suspense, drama and familial love.

Buck broke off with Natalia, and the show really did it like that. XD Every single person who rolled their eyes at this pairing during s6, we were all justified, but wow. The show really is the only forum to respect the pair even less than fandom does. And of course we find out about it in the middle of a scene built around Eddie being half naked, Buck watching him, with the camera specifically turning so we can discover Buck was initially covered by Eddie's body, and the angle change reveals him, when the whole thing wraps up with Eddie welcoming Buck back to the land of the living... Yeah, wonder what made Buck feel alive again. Don't know. 'Tis a mystery. We were given zero clues...

"I want the honeymoon life." *cries* Chimney is just such a good, good man. And okay, expecting your whole life to be a honeymoon's a bit unrealistic, but Madney are living together and they have a child. They know this. Chim knows this, but he still wants to go for it. Aim for the moon, you'll at least land among the stars, right?

Bobby baffled by Athena's reaction to Norman and Lola is hilarious.

I like how Chim has a great idea, but it's still obvious that it's gonna go wrong, because he can't help going overboard with it...

OMG, that scene with Eddie recounting to Buck what Christopher's date was like... If I were to write my Buddie meta, I would serve a three course meal just from that. I mean, the fact that watching Chris hanging out with a girl he likes, makes Eddie compare it to "hanging out with his guy friends" (when there's no lack of interest in this girl... in fact, it turns out that if anything, Christopher's problem is the opposite of a lack of interest) is so telling. There's a reason why that's where Eddie's mind went.

But then also... Eddie's trust in Buck got to me, the way he went to his best friend (not his own gf) for help with Chris. But that was still played with half a smile. But then Buck sort of disses himself jokingly, and Eddie won't have it. "You didn't end up like you." He sees how Buck worked on being a better person, even when Eddie wasn't there for the worst of it, and he appreciates it, and won't let Buck forget it. Meeeep. I love them.

Oh Chim. I was giving you so much credit, and then you went and bought that outdoors jacuzzi. lol Still love him. That's what Maddie's reminding herself of right now, too. ;p

Poor Hen, she was great in this ep, but none of it was really about her, she was comic relief, both with Chim and with the red wire. Then again, she was amazing in this, like she always is with everything.

Eddie and Buck were both so good with Chris this ep, MY HEART. Buck with getting him to talk about what's really bothering him, and Eddie with realizing exactly what his son needs, and how to give it to him. They completed each other. Neither one would be helping Chris without the other one. Tell me again how they're not soulmates?

In conclusion, I love Bobby saying, "Let's go prove one of us wrong," when they're both right. Something WAS going on with Norman and Lola, AND Athena was using them to avoid him.

Argh. That scene of the ship and its passengers being hijacked was rough to watch. </3 I'll still be here to watch the conclusion of this. That's the power of 9-1-1 for you.

It def felt like a great kick to the new season. We had lots of comedy and fun, some great tension, some emotional moments (especially with Christopher), but all in all, it's still clear that the whole thing's a build up to next week. Are you excited?

[iamonlypartlymajestic]

SPOILERS for this recent SFTH patreon livestream (Longform: The Final Baker of Baker Street) This is one of my favorites! I've been replaying it over and over again even while studying lmao!! And I've never written commentary on a SFTH vid, but this was just that good!!

OMG, shout out to that one audience member who accidentally said "oooh/eww" at the same time Tom came on stage. That was hilarious! XD (I'm pretty sure it wasn't malicious because they were super flustered and apologized immediately.) And AJ coming up on stage and just shaking his head at them, lol. Sam's expressions during the whole exchange were just icing on the cake! 

PLEASE! Anyone good at making gifs, please make some for AJ and Tom awkwardly dancing together!!! (╯T -T )╯(or if there are any already, please link them to meeeeee. i neeeeeed iiiiit)

AJ carrying the others without being carried himself is so rare haha.

And obviously, I'm in love with the longform. THE RETURN OF SHERLOCK TOM! WATSON SAM! AND MRS.HUDSON/MORIARTY AJ!!!!!!!! I felt bad for Mrs. Hudson but that PLOT TWIST!! *screaming* I NEED TO DRAW AJ IN A VICTORIAN DRESS!!! Also all of the flashbacks were hilariously useless. I'm glad it's become more of a thing for them to do. By the end of it, I was waiting for someone to talk about the parallels with The Mystery of the Midnight Circus, which thankfully Sam pointed out.

[georgiasbrainstuff]

A while ago I thought about making a fic rec list from my ridiculously long 'Marked for Later' ao3 fics. Turns out I only made notes on two fics then forgot about it, but the contrast made me lol:

Nutcracker balleeeeet <3 Interaction with bianca Franco taking Logan's role xD Susie being a boss ass bitch Lando lifting Oscar 10/10

Fic: Opening night

nsfw (?) under the cut lol

Weird hot fish sex Fucking in rock gardens Max's attention to detail The Versainz beef The alpha carrying babies 10/10

Fic: what's a fire and why does it (what's the word) burn?

Oh actually there was a third, but only one sentence:

Catboy oscar omg 10/10

Fic: One More Night by @more-mara

Feel like I should continue this by delving back into my bookmarks, but finding this note after completely forgetting about it was hilarious.

[visualtaehyun]

Hi my dear fellow Zonzon (I suppose?) I wanted to ask what do you like about them or Zee and Nguyen separately? Thank you 🫶🏻

Hi there fellow zonzon 🥰

Thank you for asking such a cute fun question~ I don't even know where to begin tbh! Let's start with Nong New, I guess, since I consider myself primarily a nananu :)

What do I like about NuNew?

🐱 He's just the cutest person on earth to me, like, I adore him. He's so cat-like in his mannerisms and personality - not even just in a generally adorable way but also in how cutely he whines when he gets teased (he's so very teasable hehe), how sassy he can get, and how he can be playfully defiant like a proud kitty cat.

🐱 He's my favorite singer. His voice has this really pretty, melodic, soft quality to it. He never stops learning and trying to improve and omg he's improved so much over the years! Not even just as a singer but as a performer and dancer as well. I love that he can become a totally different person once he's performing, showing his confident, sassy, sensual sides, when in real life he still gets shy pretty easily. 🤏

🐱 He's really lovely, polite, and well-mannered, no matter who he meets or works with. I always love seeing his interactions with other artists and when people in the industry compliment him for his manners, work ethic, and personality. Wherever I look, there's always someone commenting 'he's so lovely, who wouldn't love him?' which is exactly what I think as well.

🐱 He's a linguist and loves languages, same as me! P'Zee has brought it up a few times that New is very particular about getting the pronunciation right whenever he sings songs in different languages and that he always tries to teach P'Zee, too. Whenever they have fanmeets or concerts outside of Thailand, I always notice New picking up vocabulary from the audience or the interpeter and using it right then and there. P'Den, the acting coach for The Next Prince, praised him on twt for his English pronunciation as Khanin. He's always caught up on the newest viral slang (to my utter delight as a learner of Thai hehe)! Or just recently, when he was a guest at Paul Kim's concert in Bangkok and cutely introduced himself to the audience in Korean, only for Paul Kim to tell him 'Nunew, they're all Thai!' 😂 I could talk about him all day so I'm gonna stop here sklskslkds

What do I like about Zee?

🐶 He's such a dork and I mean that in the absolute most loving way possible! He's playful, he's funny, he's not afraid to commit to the bit (though he may regret it right after xD), he's clumsy (very relatable to me personally lmao), he's always referencing old songs - and it's hilarious seeing New's reaction cause 9 out of 10 times, New doesn't know them because he wasn't born or old enough at the time they originated lol - and even at his own fanmeeting, it took him like 4 or 5 tries just for the introduction 😂

🐶 He's earnest, attentive, sweet, and thoughtful. :) He remembers his fans even from small interactions or gifts, he's always looking out for other people's comfort and safety, New is on record saying P'Zee's really romantic, and his every interaction with dogs and children (especially his niblings) is lovely to watch. He just exudes warmth and care. <3

🐶 He may still get self-conscious about his singing (and has said before that he only grew to enjoy it because he's been performing so much with New) but I love his singing, especially for ballads and heartache-y love songs. Not even just his singing has improved but also his dancing - I remember him looking pretty stiff in the hips (shoutout to the #1 Zee-swinging-his-hips lover @zimmbzon :P) but these days he's fire and can really hold his own as a performer! I would be remiss, of course, if I didn't at least mention his acting chops so +1 (+💯, really!) for actor Zee Pruk 🙂‍↕️

🐶 He always emphasizes the importance of being yourself, unapologetically, and doing what you love. He likes to say that he's just a guy, just a person like everyone else. His humility and maturity and the way he always seems to look at life with an open mind are a big source of inspiration and encouragement to me - to be kind to myself, to take good care of myself and my loved ones, to try my best without beating myself up over failure or rejection. I always hope he knows how loved he is and how much he empowers his fans, just by being himself and uplifting other people. ...aaand now I made myself cry because I can't contain how much I admire and appreciate P'Zee

What do I like about ZeeNuNew?

I love them individually so of course I also love them together. I'm not sure where to start or what even to bring up? I've been following them for ~2½ years so their rapport, their mannerisms with each other, their little habits - so much of it is feels like a constant but so much of it has also changed and grown over the years, same as they have grown as people, artists, and actors.

I love how playful they always are with each other, how much they live to tease each other, how they've never really fought seriously but will absolutely play-fight just for the fun of it. P'Zee also likes to say, for example, that he's absorbed New's cuteness and brightness. :)

Their chemistry is so palpable, no matter if they're performing on stage, acting opposite each other, or posing for a photoshoot together. They have this ability? habit? (I guess it depends on the situation, what you might call it lol) of tuning out the world around them, creating a little bubble for themselves. When they do it unintentionally, it can be a bit funny for the people around them but adorable nonetheless. But when they tap into that when they're acting or performing? The ability to let someone else in, open oneself up to a scene or dance partner, and stay fully focused on them and immersed throughout the performance, that's where the magic happens!

I love how lovely they are with and to each other. I appreciate every little glimpse at them cuddling behind the scenes. I notice the little changes in how they speak to each other (be it early-on, when New still called himself ผม /pom/ vs. when he slowly started calling himself หนู /nhu/ with P'Zee, or within the last year, for example, when we kept hearing them start to use คะ/ค่ะ /kha/ more and more often with each other). Their level of trust for and in each other is so clear to see, their bond is solid as a rock, they care so much about each other's happiness!

Them and us, we all like to joke about พฤกษ์ลิขิต /Pruk li-khit/ = Prukstiny, and sometimes it really does feel like they were destined to meet. How lucky they found each other, how lucky they have each other.

Thank you again for this lovely ask, anon 💕 I feel like I only really scratched the surface and probably forgot to bring up a lot of things but if any other zonzons, nananus, and zunshines want to add on or maybe even make this a tag game, then you're more than welcome to do so! :>

[ultraviolet-ink]

Manfred and anyone you want for the ship meme :3

OMG YES EVIL OLD MEN TIME!!!

I couldn't resist drawing Gant like that lol!! it was perfect!! Basically, Gant just kind of forced his way into the von Karma marriage, Mama von Karma loves him and finds him hilarious (he's rather gentlemanly to her), and he is an absolute MENACE to Manny <3 It's basically the embodiment of this meme:

Some fun notes:

neither of these bitches would apologize, ever, they would just fight and fight and then ignore it XD

Gant wouldn't die for anyone (mayyyybe for Mama von Karma because she's cool, but even then he has to think on it)

Manfred would die for Mama von Karma, he would sell Gant to Satan for one corn chip (and still he loves him anyway <3)

I love these messy old men, despite it all, they're made for each other <3

Blank Chart Here!

[sharp-silver4795]

Hello!! So I’m pretty sure you haven’t answered a question like this,, (I haven’t read that much of thine content .I’m sorry😔) so I’m just gonna ask

The goggle boys (Cody & Toby)(& yes I’d rather pull my own hair out than type ‘bois’ just seeing the word fills me with a kind of rage ) have more in common than their name; they both have incredibly, vastly different to each individual person, although it is much more common to see for Toby..😅

So uhh could you share with us their personalities in your au/headcanon please

🙏

Toby + Cody Personality HCs

Omg! Ofc! I haven’t gotten a lot of asks, and I don’t have many actual posts- most of them are reblogs XD

And uhhh sorry to break this to you, but I say “boi(s)” all the time 😅

I don’t think I need any warnings here-

Sorry if this isn’t great lol I suck at personalities

Cody

A cocky little shit, but not in a completely bad way-

He more just likes to humble people.

He’s a field proxy and tends to go out in more missions than the high proxy himself (Toby).

He has enough experience to make people look stupid, and he loves doing it just to have those embarrassing and awkward moments (for them).

If you’re on his good side, he’s a big goof.

His sense of humor doesn’t make any sense and that’s why it’s funny

He isn’t too short-fused, but if you push him too much get ready for the biggest verbal beat down of your life.

He’s really smart, ofc.

He is good at manipulating people. Whether he uses it for good or evil is up to him. He really doesn’t do it often tbh

He got the name X Virus from the first concoction he made that he called “Virus X.” It would late be called “the changing death” due to how it changes based on how people react to it and how it is administered.

He thinks he’s slick, but he never is- he’s clumsy as hell.

He’s really easy to get along with, but not in a boring way.

He’s an ok listener… he’s a little scatterbrained at times, but if you catch him on a good day or really drill to him that it’s serious he will give you his undivided attention.

Bud is a gentleman. Whether the other person is a man, woman, or anything in between he drinks all the respect juice.

Despite his charm and humor, he is socially awkward. He can’t talk to new people without making himself look like a whole entire fool.

Man likes to try to be an edge lord but will cry if he actually offends you

He is secretly a sweet summer child…

Toby

He is the happy medium between knowing what he’s capable of and humble at the same time.

Toby is surprisingly serious. His humor is either really fucking hilarious or just dry as hell.

He just isn’t good at making jokes verbally.

But he is good at making jokes when it requires action.

For example, he was practicing accuracy and precision with Kat (Kat uses a gun and he uses an axe- duh). Kat got full bullseye. Toby’s response was to hit the tip of the axe blade in the exact place that the bullet hit. He then comically bowed to him.

It was a good laugh for everyone. No one’s feelings were hurt.

He can’t read the room very well, so he has friends do it for him (namely Jeff and Clockwork) and explain it in simple words.

Before I say anything else, I do this IRL with my friends bc I can’t read the room. I don’t see this as calling Toby stupid or infantilizing him at all. This is something that I feel he would do just cuz… head cannons 🤷

Ok, back to head cannons-

He is chronically sleep deprived.

He’s a great listener. If you need to vent, he’s the perfect person to go to. (This is the main reason him and Cody are so close)

He takes shit from no one

While he’s on the job, he seems very cold and rude at times, but he just takes his job kinda seriously.

He is the kind of person that starts something, leaves it on the desk or smthn, and never comes back to finish it and then randomly in the day with just be like: “OH SHIT-”

Sorry if it’s not great, when ppl ask me for personality shit I’m always confused as to what to fucking say. Anyway-

Hope this was ok!!! Have a good day/night/whatever the fuck it is for you! 💜

[cupcakerias]

for the ask game: carlo (if ya want)

carlo romano🍨

fave thing about them: his design is so cute i love suspenders and his stupid anime hairstyle captivates me. he looks like rayman

least fave thing about them: his freezeria DX order. why get rid of the strawberry syrup???? ik he also likes huckleberry but the strawberry is so iconic and fits the overall look of his concrete sundae… now it’s just weirdly blue and red….. at least he keeps the creameos…….

brOTP: marty babyyyyyyyy that’s the strings squad 🔥🔥🔥 and by extension clover too lol

OTP: i don’t hardcore ship carlo with anyone but i’ve seen carlo x roy and it’s so damn funny i love it but also i ship roy with so much other ppl cuz i’m a multishipper so it doesn’t rlly count as an OTP does it…..

also carlo x koilee too i’m such a normie XD

EDIT: OMG I FORGOT TO MENTION MOUSEE X CARLO that was like my thing while playing scooperia as well LOL the circumstance is just hilarious to me

nOTP: his family lol 👎👎👎

random headcanon: he has super long pretty eyelashes naturally. idk how my brain came up with this one it just feels right to me….. maybe i saw a fanart somewhere and adapted it in my head

unpopular opinion: he deserves his popularity lol

fave picture of them: that one hot doggeria promotional pic you can find on the wiki lol. it looks like he’s embarassed that his dad is flirting with olga and it’s so funny LMAO

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

Another post? damn

I was on vacation a few weeks back and had no internet so I downloaded all Fanfciton that were Satoru/Shoko tagged and rated them.

Here are the ones I rated 5/5 ... so i guess this is a ff recommendation post lol

The delicate art of flirting

3rdgymbros

Words: 1,960, Satosho, 5/5

This is so good. I love that the first years get brought into the infirmary and they just KNOW ahahahahah. Also it’s just this casual side thing but there something so much deeper that i hurts which i like about this ship

Like a lost shirt

Lua

Words:1,520, Satosho, 5/5

I am a sucker for raw and "practical" relationships. Like this is exactly how I imagine them to grieve for Suguru and I love that so much can be left unsaid but the reader and Satoru and Shoko both just know. What they have isn't healthy but it's the only thing they can have. A happy and healthy relationship with someone else would just simply not work. They are both too fucked up for that.

Sorry about the blood in your mouth (i wish it was mine)

Her_black_tights

Words: 17,761 Sashisu/ Satosho 5/5

So I am biased on this one cuz this is one of my headcanons. That Suguru fucked around with both and that his absence is why Gojo and Shoko are a thing. And I feel like this fic perfectly encapsulates the hurt, the brokenness and the necessity of their relationship. Like this is how they cope and its messy and unhealthy and i love it

Listen I love you joy is coming

Antioedipus

Words:3,938 Satosho 5/5

This one is cute. Nah cute is the wrong word, they are goblins but it’s nice. They are both fucked up which is funny. Also 100% can see that Shoko doesn't have the emotional capacity to console a crying woman but still would do the right thing even if she doesn't think it’s the right thing. 

Work and not run (skip and not fall)

Aminstrel

Words:2,300 Satosho 5/5

Love this! Cute! Exactly how i Imagine them. Also match cut? Peak comedy hahahaha goblin energy.

Catalyst

tiressian

Words:4,170 Satosho 5/5

AYOOOOO first tiressian ff. i remember reading this and having gotten new horizons opened xD Anyway: love it, super nice character interaction. Love it when Gojo is stumbling over his words, a tiressian special! Also love the aftermath, hilarious but sweet.

To my significant (b)other

Tiressian

Words: 6,621 Satosho 5/5

Another banger! Back to back? Spoiled honestly. I love this one just because it makes so much sense that she writes a list. Also Gojo high as balls is hilarious. Then the whole dialogue at the wedding with the chaste touches omg my skin is prickling. Love it.

Warmth

Satoluvs

Words:2,663 Satosho 5/5

I LOVE THIS. Omg adopted Yuji has my heart. Also consoling somebody by not talking it out but taking them in giving them affection to cure the sadness omg. Also also Satoru and Shoko just dating super casually i looooovee it.

Breathing underwater 

Shrimphony

Words:1,848 Sashisu/ Satosho 5/5

This one hurts so much omg. And this could easily be canon. Idk why Gege does not show us Shoko’s grief more…. Like even if it's platonic how can she not find solace in Gojo still being there hmm? And then when Gojo, Nanami and Yaga get ripped from her, that must have destroyed her…

Shore 

Tiressian

Words:7,161 Satosho 5/5

VERY TASTY thank you for the meal. I love their dynamic. Back with the tiressian special. Also Shoko making him do push ups, same girl same i get it. Love the banter, it makes so much sense.

Epoch

Tiressian

Words:6,341 Satosho 5/5

Yum, yes, very nice. Love cheerleader Gojo, he has my heart, that poor dude. No other comments it's perfect

Call it a hunch

Tiressian

Words: 5,560 Satosho 5/5

I think this is one of my favourites hahhaha. I love how panda is trying to convince everybody hahahahah. Also the snowball fight is glorious xD the little yuta/maki you slipped  in there, i see you hehehehe. And the end has me ROLLING HAHAHAHAH

It's the thought that counts 

Tiressian

Words: 2,182 Satosho 5/5

THE CUTEST ahhhh i love them i really really need to draw the three of them uff.

there's lots of 4/5 ones too that I'd recommend but i need to cap the list somewhere xD (the google doc has 12 pages wtf ahahahah) This is up for changes anyway :P but enjoy my recommendations xD

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highway's fic reccomendations:

this is the masterlist for all the fics that i like but dont want to reblog bc it hides my fics eheh

ill add probably almost every day, so make sure to revisit for an updated list!

(saw somebody do this so its NOT MY IDEA i just think its useful)

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enhypen:

webcam perv 1 and 2 (smut, fluff) l.hs

^ one of my fav fics ever! im in love with the plot, like idk why its so sexy but ughhh ToT

loving you is forever- l.hs (angst, fluff, smut)

^ dear GAWD this one had me crying. three times. per sentence. i literally love it sm its insane ㅠㅠ

kiss me, he's watching- l.hs (fluff, smut)

^ OKAY BUT LIKE THIS ONE HAS TO BE LIKE NUMBER 1 ISTG BECAUSE THE STALKER AND THEN HEE BEING SO PROTECTIVE LIKE UGHHHHHH

the only exception- l.hs (smut, fluff, tiny angst)

^ why does this feel like a situation that coukd acc happen if i had an older brother help ToT.... also imo sunghoon wouldve been better than jake bc hes historically protective of yeji lmaooo

but it was still so good!

under the covers- l.hs (angst, fluff, smut)

^ tears are still falling.... im so fucking destroyed after this one its insane. IM LITERALLY IN LOVE WITH @enhaflixer 's fics its acc so scary.... THE PLOT HAD ME EATING THE WINDOWS, DOING BURPEES ON THE CELING, LITERALLY RUNNING AROUND IN CURCLES SCREAMING I NEED HELP

on the rebound- p.sh (fluff, smut)

^ this one was so awesome!!! its so sweet and the perfect amount of fluff and smut alsmks im still crashing out its so adorable

harvest of purity (angst, smut) p.sh

^ no joke i literally cried my eyes out bc why the fuck do i have to have emotional reactions to this shit

still havent gotten over it tho

the marriage law- p.js (fluff, smut)

^ this one was GOATED. as a harry potter nerd the crossover was hilarious and had a much needed reality check for me lol

taste like danger- pjs 1 and 2 (tbd) (smut, fluff)

^ SPOODER MAN JAY OML i acc love this sm its such a good crossover ToT

the prince's diaries- p.js (fluff, smut)

^ ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES BUT MAKE IT ENHYPEN OH LORD I LIVED THIS SO MUCH

teach me- p.sh (smut)

^ stepcest? yes. sexy? yes. probably relatable? also yes

when cameras stop rolling- p.sh (angst, smut)

^ i cried so freaking much at this one. i need serious help

dior girl- p.sh (dark, smut)

^ im literally IN LOVE with this bc its so dark like omllll

creep- y.jw (smut)

^ oml the perverted fics get me alajjshshd

blue birthday- y.jw (fluff)

^ how many times did i cry, you ask? definetly not twice.... or three *cough* four times....

touchè- s.jy (fluff, smut)

^ THE COMPETITIONNNN DAMNNNNIT i loved this so much YAY

kiss me, don't say no- s.jy (fluff, smut)

^ ANOTHER ONE OF MY FAVS i literally cant bc it feels like it would acc happen help

(pray it happens to me omg)

texting bf!ni-ki- n.rk (fluff, texts)

^ literally hilarious XD i laughed so hard omg

I love you 3000- n.rk (fluff, texts)

^ the texts make me laugh a lil too hard XD

the way things go- n.rk (fluff, smut? i dont remember lol)

not a kid anymore- n.rk (smut)

^ i wish i had male childhood friends.... i mean i have like 3.... but woah not like this ToT

annoying- n.rk (fluffy fluff hehehe)

^ i want a romance like this ughhhh

sticky- n.rk (smut)

^ this was acc the first fic i ever read so it holds a special place in my heart ToT

tall- n.rk (fluff, smut)

^ OKAY SO- i love this one SO FUCKING MUCH bc im a tall girlie too (5"10.5) so this literally boosed my confidence sm help XD

fuck, i think i love you- n.rk (smut, fluff)

^ omllllll i actually cant get over how good this was ToT IT WAS SO SEXY AND FUN AND ALSHSJSHSJHDJDHS *dies*

cramp relief- n.rk (smut, fluff)

^ hehehehe WHY WAS THIS SO GOOD RIKI COME HELP WITH MY CRAMPS P L E A S E

caught- n.rk (smut)

^ I NEED I NEED I NEED APHRODISIAC INDUCED SEX WITH THIS BOY PLEASE DEAR GODDDD i need to go to hell istg

airplane- n.rk + p.sh (smut)

^ this one was ksnsnsjsh im crashing out there are no words XD

girls goon too- l.hs + p.sh (smut)

^ the stepcest is backkkkk and hitting harder than ever.... i love how descriptive this one was lollll

other groups? lol:

black cherry flavored- txt (smut, horror?)

^ this one was literally so chilling. like the suspense was just so good and the buildup? like mhhh it was amazing. also im a sucker for group sex so it slayeeeeddd (haha literally tho XD)

body rythm- c.sb (smut)

^ imagine being the experienced one in the situation... smh SWEETIE PIE GIANT BABY SOOBIN AKSBSJNS

obsession next door- c.sb (smut, fluff)

^ the use of aphrodisiacs YES RAHAHAHAH SO WONDERFUL

kiss and tell- s.mg + j.yh (ateez) (smut)

^ literally the kinkiest thing ive read i swear i will sell my soul for a part 2 ToT

prettiest virgin- j.yh (ateez) (fluff, smut)

^ literally so fluffy but then you get the smut and its like.... woah lol

you wrote that for me, didnt you? 1 and 2- j.yh (smut)

^ so uhmmmmm i think i need dom yunho in my life.... BECAUSE YES PLEASE SIR. the handssssssssssssssss aldjdkjdjd (let me be chokeedddd i swearrrrr)

bibliophile- j.yh (smut, fluff)

^ DOM YUNHO AGAIN RAWR I NEED THAT GIVE ME THAT AHAHAHAHAH

the monarch's quarrel- h.hj (fluff, smut)

^ HWANG HYUNJIN VERSACE PRINCE YESSS SIR OMLLLLL

red wine supernova- h.hj (fluff, angst)

^ OMG THIS IS DEFINETLY A TOP FOR ME I LOVE CONNER SO MUCH <3333 her fics are so good damn