the-vampire-lance

[the-vampire-lance]

Lance was genuinely surprised. He expected to get punched or kicked in the face or even yelled at or get shoved away. He didn’t expect Keith to get so flustered that he was scared of him and run away.

Still this was awsome. Keith being bashful and lance was the one to cause it. He was loving this. He was going to show Keith that it’s ok to be loved.

“Oh what’s this? You have been kissed before? Who’s the lucky lady? Or gentleman? Come on, now you gotta tell me who your first kiss was with. Was it YOUR LANCE? (Bounces eyebrows at that) 😉”

Then Keith ran and that got his vampire instincts going.

“Running are we? Lol that’s ok, I love a good chase. And when I catch you, your gonna tell me who your first was lol”

And thus begins the hunter hunting the hunted.

Sneaks up behind Keith hanging from the ceiling upside down while wearing a SpiderMan costume.

“SURPRISE! 🎶SpiderMan! SpiderMan! Does whatever a spider can! Spins a web any time! Catches thieves just like flies! Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!🎶 😁

*Keith flinches a little and pulls out his knife*

Keith: what are you doing?- SPIDERMAN?!

*he looks around the hallway before looking at you*

Keith, in a loud whisper: how the heck did you get in spiderman?!

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“Are you sure? You don’t want it back? Did I steal your first kiss? If that’s the case then I’m more than willing to give it back. Such an honor should belong to someone you really want to share it with.”

Now Lance is being shameful. He leans in to give Keith his kiss back. By trying to kiss him again…

Sneaks up behind Keith hanging from the ceiling upside down while wearing a SpiderMan costume.

“SURPRISE! 🎶SpiderMan! SpiderMan! Does whatever a spider can! Spins a web any time! Catches thieves just like flies! Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!🎶 😁

*Keith flinches a little and pulls out his knife*

Keith: what are you doing?- SPIDERMAN?!

*he looks around the hallway before looking at you*

Keith, in a loud whisper: how the heck did you get in spiderman?!

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“Ok fine then I”m kissing you. I’ll be damned if I let you have bad luck!” 😁

Leans in and gives Keith a quick smooch on the lips.

“That’s why they call me pike the thief in monsters and mana! I’m a stealer of kisses hahahaha 😆”

Then gives the cheekiest of grins and winks at Keith.

“You want that I should give it back? 😉”

Sneaks up behind Keith hanging from the ceiling upside down while wearing a SpiderMan costume.

“SURPRISE! 🎶SpiderMan! SpiderMan! Does whatever a spider can! Spins a web any time! Catches thieves just like flies! Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!🎶 😁

*Keith flinches a little and pulls out his knife*

Keith: what are you doing?- SPIDERMAN?!

*he looks around the hallway before looking at you*

Keith, in a loud whisper: how the heck did you get in spiderman?!

[the-vampire-lance]

Lance sings to Keith.

Lance: 🎶LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART🎶

BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY

YOU SAID THAT WAS GAY.🎶

Keith: you’re insufferable. 😒

Lance: Merry Christmas to you too mullet 😝

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“And I’m not sorry for that 😁” Lance put on a smug grin.

“A Handsome guy like you deserves to get affection.”

Then Lance got a sassy idea and pulled out some mistletoe. He held it above their heads.

“Would you look at that. We’re under mistletoe. That means we gotta kiss or we will both get bad luck. 😁”

Sneaks up behind Keith hanging from the ceiling upside down while wearing a SpiderMan costume.

“SURPRISE! 🎶SpiderMan! SpiderMan! Does whatever a spider can! Spins a web any time! Catches thieves just like flies! Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!🎶 😁

*Keith flinches a little and pulls out his knife*

Keith: what are you doing?- SPIDERMAN?!

*he looks around the hallway before looking at you*

Keith, in a loud whisper: how the heck did you get in spiderman?!

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Lance burst out laughing. “lol you are so much fun to tease mullet.”

Once he finished laughing. Lance smiled at Keith and patted him on the shoulder.

“Merry Christmas Keith. I really enjoy hanging out with you man. Both you and Lance are a lot of fun. I mean it. You guys are awsome.”

Sneaks up behind Keith hanging from the ceiling upside down while wearing a SpiderMan costume.

“SURPRISE! 🎶SpiderMan! SpiderMan! Does whatever a spider can! Spins a web any time! Catches thieves just like flies! Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!🎶 😁

*Keith flinches a little and pulls out his knife*

Keith: what are you doing?- SPIDERMAN?!

*he looks around the hallway before looking at you*

Keith, in a loud whisper: how the heck did you get in spiderman?!

[the-vampire-lance]

Lance gives a semi dark chuckle. “Lol you sure about that?…”

Lance leans in and strokes Keith’s cheek before sliding a finger to cup Keith’s chin as he bats his eyes and licks his fangs seductively.

“I can be very persuasive…. And I know how to make it painless… and…. Very…. Very… Pleasurable…” he leans in so close that their lips were almost a hair length away from each other. Lance’s eyes filled Keith vision. Not hypnotizing but giving off a flirty gaze.

“You are the best thing I’ve ever tasted….. next to garlic knots, you are my favorite thing to drink…. You. Handsome… delicious… tall… glass.. of blood…” as he speaks, he is staring deep into Keith eyes and teasingly almost kissing Keith on the lips, but not quite. He’s really putting on the charm now. Hope Keith can handle loverboy Lance’s advances.

Sneaks up behind Keith hanging from the ceiling upside down while wearing a SpiderMan costume.

“SURPRISE! 🎶SpiderMan! SpiderMan! Does whatever a spider can! Spins a web any time! Catches thieves just like flies! Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!🎶 😁

*Keith flinches a little and pulls out his knife*

Keith: what are you doing?- SPIDERMAN?!

*he looks around the hallway before looking at you*

Keith, in a loud whisper: how the heck did you get in spiderman?!

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“Yeah yeah laugh it up buddy. But Even though I can’t drink shiro’s blood, I can still drink yours. You want to know what YOU taste like?”

Lance let that question hang in the air for a minute then continued.

“You taste like the best wagyu steak with onions and mushrooms.”

“If I had to choose between drinking your blood and allura’s blood, I’d pick you. Allura tastes great with her blood tasting like varied juniberry treats and all, but I miss eating steak.🥩 and I can’t have sweet treats ALL the time.”

Sneaks up behind Keith hanging from the ceiling upside down while wearing a SpiderMan costume.

“SURPRISE! 🎶SpiderMan! SpiderMan! Does whatever a spider can! Spins a web any time! Catches thieves just like flies! Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!🎶 😁

*Keith flinches a little and pulls out his knife*

Keith: what are you doing?- SPIDERMAN?!

*he looks around the hallway before looking at you*

Keith, in a loud whisper: how the heck did you get in spiderman?!

[the-vampire-lance]

“Well you see, for you humans, blood tastes metallic and irony. But for vampires, it has varied flavors depending on the person the blood came from. For example, one person will taste like tacos while another will taste like Mac n cheese. Depending on where the person is from and what kind of foods they eat, they will taste like their native dishes. Pidge for instance, tastes like spaghetti, hunk tastes like chocolate cake. But shiro, he tastes like spicy curry. REALLY REALLY spicy curry. I swear the first time I tasted his blood, my mouth was on fire. I gulped down a whole pitcher of water just to get the burning sensation to go away. And shiro.. the smug Quiznak… he knows it and has no problem using it to get me back for shit. 😓”

Sneaks up behind Keith hanging from the ceiling upside down while wearing a SpiderMan costume.

“SURPRISE! 🎶SpiderMan! SpiderMan! Does whatever a spider can! Spins a web any time! Catches thieves just like flies! Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!🎶 😁

*Keith flinches a little and pulls out his knife*

Keith: what are you doing?- SPIDERMAN?!

*he looks around the hallway before looking at you*

Keith, in a loud whisper: how the heck did you get in spiderman?!

[the-vampire-lance]

“Naw, shiro is human. But he’s just as tough as any monster or alien.

Honestly I’m surprised you didn’t ask me why shiro putting his blood in my morning blood was such a good revenge prank.”

Sneaks up behind Keith hanging from the ceiling upside down while wearing a SpiderMan costume.

“SURPRISE! 🎶SpiderMan! SpiderMan! Does whatever a spider can! Spins a web any time! Catches thieves just like flies! Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!🎶 😁

*Keith flinches a little and pulls out his knife*

Keith: what are you doing?- SPIDERMAN?!

*he looks around the hallway before looking at you*

Keith, in a loud whisper: how the heck did you get in spiderman?!

[the-vampire-lance]

“Dang. Shiro doesn’t play around lol. My shiro tends to be kid at heart sometimes. He has a motto, “don’t get mad, get even.” And boy does he get even.

One time, I put some alien version of wasabi in his coffee. He got me back by putting his blood in my morning blood.”

Sneaks up behind Keith hanging from the ceiling upside down while wearing a SpiderMan costume.

“SURPRISE! 🎶SpiderMan! SpiderMan! Does whatever a spider can! Spins a web any time! Catches thieves just like flies! Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!🎶 😁

*Keith flinches a little and pulls out his knife*

Keith: what are you doing?- SPIDERMAN?!

*he looks around the hallway before looking at you*

Keith, in a loud whisper: how the heck did you get in spiderman?!

[the-vampire-lance]

“Awww that’s all you’re gonna tell me? But wow pink glitter? And glue? What did other me do, put a bucket mixed with all this stuff and put it above the door? When shiro walked in, it dumped on him? Wait, what about a flower???

Nice prank lol. What did shiro do to him? Did he chase him? Discipline him? Did shiro get him back for that?

That sounds as epic as the prank my sire pulled on coran. She turned his mustache pink. And I got blamed for it.”

Sneaks up behind Keith hanging from the ceiling upside down while wearing a SpiderMan costume.

“SURPRISE! 🎶SpiderMan! SpiderMan! Does whatever a spider can! Spins a web any time! Catches thieves just like flies! Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!🎶 😁

*Keith flinches a little and pulls out his knife*

Keith: what are you doing?- SPIDERMAN?!

*he looks around the hallway before looking at you*

Keith, in a loud whisper: how the heck did you get in spiderman?!

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Lance bursts out laughing. “Pfft what?! Shiro got turned pink?! Oh I gotta hear this. You gotta tell me what happened please. And don’t leave out any juicy details. What did other me do to turn shiro pink?”

Sneaks up behind Keith hanging from the ceiling upside down while wearing a SpiderMan costume.

“SURPRISE! 🎶SpiderMan! SpiderMan! Does whatever a spider can! Spins a web any time! Catches thieves just like flies! Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!🎶 😁

*Keith flinches a little and pulls out his knife*

Keith: what are you doing?- SPIDERMAN?!

*he looks around the hallway before looking at you*

Keith, in a loud whisper: how the heck did you get in spiderman?!

[the-vampire-lance]

“What do you think he caught? A rabbit? Some livestock? A galra soldier? Maybe me after I pulled a prank on him? Lol that last one probably isn’t likely but then again, he does give me funny looks when he wakes up…”

Lance gives Keith a squeeze with his side hug.

“Does your Lance pull pranks on you?

Sneaks up behind Keith hanging from the ceiling upside down while wearing a SpiderMan costume.

“SURPRISE! 🎶SpiderMan! SpiderMan! Does whatever a spider can! Spins a web any time! Catches thieves just like flies! Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!🎶 😁

*Keith flinches a little and pulls out his knife*

Keith: what are you doing?- SPIDERMAN?!

*he looks around the hallway before looking at you*

Keith, in a loud whisper: how the heck did you get in spiderman?!

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“Naw your right, it doesn’t hurt. He doesn’t bite down hard. Just pretty much uses my arm as some kind of werewolf pacifier. Lol. I can’t tell if he’s eating in his sleep, chewing a bone or trying to kill something in his dreams. Whichever it is he seems pleased about catching it. He moans a little as he chews. lol”

“Even though he gets my arm all slobbery, I can tell Keith isn’t the least bit sorry about it. He always looks so damn smug about it. Like he’s getting me back for something.”

Sneaks up behind Keith hanging from the ceiling upside down while wearing a SpiderMan costume.

“SURPRISE! 🎶SpiderMan! SpiderMan! Does whatever a spider can! Spins a web any time! Catches thieves just like flies! Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!🎶 😁

*Keith flinches a little and pulls out his knife*

Keith: what are you doing?- SPIDERMAN?!

*he looks around the hallway before looking at you*

Keith, in a loud whisper: how the heck did you get in spiderman?!

[the-vampire-lance]

“lol yeah. Hunk the culinary genius!”

He says as he pulls Keith into a side hug.

“Oh here’s something I think you will find amusing. My Keith uses me as a chew toy while he sleeps.

Yeah, while Keith and I are snuggling and taking a nap, he chews on my arm in his sleep. I wake up to find him nawing on it and my arm soaked in Keith’s slobber.”

Sneaks up behind Keith hanging from the ceiling upside down while wearing a SpiderMan costume.

“SURPRISE! 🎶SpiderMan! SpiderMan! Does whatever a spider can! Spins a web any time! Catches thieves just like flies! Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!🎶 😁

*Keith flinches a little and pulls out his knife*

Keith: what are you doing?- SPIDERMAN?!

*he looks around the hallway before looking at you*

Keith, in a loud whisper: how the heck did you get in spiderman?!

[the-vampire-lance]

“I told ya! Hunk is a cooking wizard! He even managed to discover a dish that vampires like me can have. All this time I didn’t know that vampire could have duck blood soup. We don’t have ducks up in space but hunk improvised and substituted ingredients. No alien hippo blood though, so don’t worry lol.”

Lance chatters on as he pulls out a bottle of juniberry juice and gives it to Keith.

Sneaks up behind Keith hanging from the ceiling upside down while wearing a SpiderMan costume.

“SURPRISE! 🎶SpiderMan! SpiderMan! Does whatever a spider can! Spins a web any time! Catches thieves just like flies! Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!🎶 😁

*Keith flinches a little and pulls out his knife*

Keith: what are you doing?- SPIDERMAN?!

*he looks around the hallway before looking at you*

Keith, in a loud whisper: how the heck did you get in spiderman?!